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Alright, so I finished the X-Files. I wasn't motivated enough to write much of anything about the episodes there and was extremely frustrated with what Chris Carter did with the direction of that show. But, I'm done with that now. Even in the new seasons, the mythology episodes were absolute ass.

I have an enormous list of television shows to watch. I don't know how long it will take me to finish all these, most likely never. I have two rules. One, I must do them in chronological order from their start date. So, shows that started in 2004, then 2005, 2006, etc. First on this list is Oz. I know literally fucking nothing about this show so please don't spoil. I don't even know who guest stars or appears in the episodes with a few exceptions. I will leave comments the morning after I watch an episode or two. I think I will start this show tomorrow.


That's the list. Some of these shows I've already started a long time ago and never finished. There's nothing I can to do note that in this list, but I remember where I stopped on the ones I've already started. I also have a rule where if at the time of getting to the next show on the list, if I want to skip it, off the list it goes forever. I will also watch whichever movies accompany these shows and will comment on them briefly in this thread instead of the other thread. The reason why I'm making this thread is because I don't want to hijack any of the other threads about television.

I also have a smaller list of shows I'll watch in the afternoon and evening that I won't comment on. Or, maybe I will but very very rarely.


I do not think I will add anything else from the past to either list going forward. I also did some math and found that this could take at least a decade to simply demolish the 200+ shows on the first list. For some shows, I probably won't be motivated to comment until it's between seasons or some shit. Oz is different though because people have asked me to.



Show Index

Arrested Development
Always Sunny
Battlestar Galactica
Big Love
Black Mirror
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Deadwood
Firefly
Friday Night Lights
Hawkeye
Lost
Moon Knight
Ms. Marvel
Oz
Peaky Blinders
Rescue Me
Rome
Sherlock
The Shield
The Staircase
True Detective
Vikings
 
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Should be good stuff to read your opinions. I liked your Wire re-watch. I actually ended up watching four episodes the other night even though I hadn't watched an episode since I finished.
 

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OZ is my all-time favorite HBO show. It really was the start of HBO realizing they can do weekly episodic dramas. They had some great comedies, but this was the jumping off point for what they network would go on to be known for through today.

All I'll say is that some things get a bit silly at times, but the acting in it is some of the best you'll see.
 

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I did a rewatch a few years ago and I thought the first 4 and a half seasons were great then it treaded the line between boring as hell and hilariously bad. It definitely isn't a perfect show and like The Shield has a lot of that late 90's/early to mid 00's torture porn and extreme bullshit. The last season has three or four things and in particular a few resolutions of the characters that I think are as dumb as anything in Dexter's final season.

Oz even in the bad times is a lot of fun because it's so of the time in a way. There is a campiness to a lot of the stereotypes and trope portrayed and some of the storylines are so stupid and goofy that they are fun. So many familiar faces pop up all over the place and the conflict, characters, and acting are all really great in the first 4 and a half seasons. Their is a first season episode in particular that I think holds up amazingly and is up there with one of the best episodes of television I ever seen.
 
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I will echo that the the first four and half seasons are tremendous television. It’s still worth watching after that but it gets wacky.
 

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Absolutely loved it and feel that the setting in a prison can generally allow it to hold up, give or take a few tech plot points. I highly endorse you doing this series.
 

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I’m glad I can take notes on my iPad cause that’s gonna make posting this in the afternoon far easier.
 

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I could only watch one tonight because I had some unplanned shit come up, so I'm gonna post this now. These are my raw, unedited, unfiltered thoughts

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THE ROUTINE

LIRL THEY KILL A GUY IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS. OR NOT

HOLY SHIT CARMELA SOPRANO IS A PRISON GUARD

THERES A FUCKING GUY WHO LICKS PEOPLE AND A MOBSTER

I like that they show you how these people got there. Maybe they don’t in all cases, but it seems that way.

Beecher is the stereotype of the white guy who thinks they can just do their bid without getting in trouble.

OH MAN WE GOT MUSLIMS UP IN HERE

The first riot cracked me up too.

A lot of this show is funny to me because my aunts worked in prison. I don’t see myself getting too bothered by this. I’ve heard all the stories you can imagine.

BAH GAWD JK SIMMONS NAZI TATTOOED BEECHER ON DA ASS

Lol a Muslim takeover of the prison. I wonder if this would be written after 9/11. I think this show airs past then, so I’ll find out. MAH GAWD BLACK ON BLACK CRIME.

Took a long time for there to be a corrupt guard.

Damn Dino just wrecked the gay black dude, and he’s someone’s brother. Rest in piss my man YOU CANT DO THAT.

Sending the bigot to work the AIDS ward. Not a good idea you know.

The episode was obviously trending towards Dino getting killed, but at the start I wouldn’t have expected that. The manner of the death was surprising though.




Now, my filtered thoughts on the episode are that this is a good start. I really appreciate when shows decide to present the viewer with a fake protagonist in the first episode, or a fake antagonist in the first episode of a following season of a show. I get the feeling that might happen in this series too. Even with the misdirection it is easy to figure out who the real protagonist is supposed to be (Beecher). Maybe I'm wrong though. Don't tell me. I also realize that the guy who got stabbed at the start isn't dead, but I wasn't going back to edit that, or anything else. It defeats the purpose for me to do that.
 

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I'll spoiler tag him just in case but one problem I've always had with Oz even in the good years was that they make



the protagonist way too much early on and that character kind of sucks and isn't very interesting.

edit: wth it's not showing my spoiler tag. Eh fuck it 909 already saw the first ep so he probably knows who I'm talking about.
 
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On the X Files. There are basically 2 shows. The show based in Vancouver where it had that perfect rainy atmosphere, and the mythology arc was interesting and made sense (for the most part).

Then, you had the movie and the move to LA (all because David Duchovny hated filming in Vancouver). Totally killed the vibe of the show. And the mythology arc went totally off the rails.
 

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On the X Files. There are basically 2 shows. The show based in Vancouver where it had that perfect rainy atmosphere, and the mythology arc was interesting and made sense (for the most part).

Then, you had the movie and the move to LA (all because David Duchovny hated filming in Vancouver). Totally killed the vibe of the show. And the mythology arc went totally off the rails.

The non-mythology eps are still good until season 9, which is the most complete shit season of any television show that I've watched. The two new seasons are good too, but the mythology is terrible until the ending.
 

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Visits, Conjugal and Otherwise

The way things set up at the start, it seems like all the Italians are gonna get wiped out.

Uhhhhhh I’m not gonna say what J.K. Simmons said, but there’s some shock factor. It’s clear to see his character is going to be beyond despicable. He won’t even let dude fuck his wife lirl.

I also think it’s accurate how they portray the way the system is designed to keep people from having visitors. Based on what I’ve been told anyway.

Of course they went straight to the family threat at the start of the series. AND BEECHER IS OFFICIALLY A BITCH.

LOL THE GOVERNOR IS GONNA ELIMINATE CONJUGAL VISITS.

LOL THE NARRATOR GOT CRIPPLED FROM A RAID WHEN HE WAS BANGING HIS WIFE. NO WAY. ALSO WTFFFFFFFFFFF. The conversation with Adebisi and Augustus is hilarious.

DAMN THIS DUDE JEFFERSON KILLED TWO PEOPLE AT THEIR WEDDING. AND THEY STILL LET HIM GET MARRIED even though it’s the most demeaning way possible. BD WONGGGGGGGG

Lol the dude who got stabbed at the start is finally back.

Lol old dude beating up his grandson to make him a man.

Nino getting 120 years on a mob charge made me laugh. I bet this guy won’t last long for a lot of reasons, his numbers are diminished.

Lol the investigator telling someone to kill someone else for their own good.

BAH GAWD I THOUGHT THERE WERE TWO ITALIANS LEFT. BIG WRONG.

Of course the conjugal visit ban went through.


As you already know, I didn't edit any of those. This was a good episode although not quite at the pace I thought the series would be after the first one. I found the depiction of conjugal visits, and of other things in that regard, to be extremely accurate. Prison is designed to strip you of your humanity and that hasn't changed since this show was on the air.
 

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God's Chillin'


BD Wong is hard to take seriously in the role of a priest, and the funeral made me laugh.

LOL GIVE ME THE WORD AND THESE WOPS ARE DED

This dude Said has the power of look.

BAH GAWD A PRISON FIGHT AND THIS DUDE TOOK OUT TWO MEN. LEADS TO A PEACE DEAL.

GODDAMN THAT’S A DICK THOUGH

DAMN THEY HAVE A “FAG UNIT” they said

The narration is by far the best part of the show.

Ryan is cracking me up right now though.

Finally they start showing the cannibal more. I’ve been waiting for that shit.

BODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some serious kumbaya shit going on with the Muslims. Keane is either on the way to a meltdown or converting.

GIVE HIM A MUSLIM NAME NOW DAMNIT. Man gawd disowning his gay brother then.

LIRL I CANT EVEN TYPE THAT NAME. GET DE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SNORTTTTTT

Bah gawd now Ryan is gonna kill Jefferson Keane so that he doesn’t get caught up in shit.

LIRL THE MEXICANS ARE DOING IT AW FUCK THIS IS DOPE ORALEEEEEEE FUCK KEANE KILLED THE ONE GUY WE HAVE A FAILED HIT HERE. THE PEACE DEAL DIDN'T WORK.

LIRL THE BEATDOWN CREW AND GOVERNOR HAVE COME TO WRECK SHIT. Dude is basically Mike Pence.

THE FBI IS COMING, but everyone wants to kill Keane now.

A true tale of love here with the child birth lmao.

Damn and then the kid might die, wtf this is some Vince Russo shit.

Man, why would Miguel do that to himself. All these people are crazy in their own way though.


Now this was more of what I was hoping for when I started this show. This episode was fucking wild.
 

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Man, there are some actors that even I forgot about appearing on this show, so I can't wait until you see them. And they are from several TRTSM faves, too (Showtime, HBO, everything). I started the second season this morning so I am a little ahead.
 

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I always said that Oz was basically where they casted for the Wire. It's pretty amazing to see the crossovers.
 

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also look at homicide life on the street (the greatest cop show in at least network tv history) for even more connections to the wire/oz/lawandorder(s). those shows have so many interconnections (BELZERVERSE).
 

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Homicide is my favorite cop show of all time. It was unfortunate they were on when NYPD Blue was at the peak of its popularity and they had a horrific time slot. Pretty sure they were on Friday nights. NBC never really knew how to promote that show
 
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I watched OZ in full somewhere around 2006ish. (Maybe from hearing TSM rave about it then?) I have the same opinion as several others hear in that the final season went off the rails.

Upon a bit of further thinking.... I probably binged it due to loving SVU/Stabler.
 

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also look at homicide life on the street (the greatest cop show in at least network tv history) for even more connections to the wire/oz/lawandorder(s). those shows have so many interconnections (BELZERVERSE).

Is it on any current streaming service?
 

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Damn Burrell is sitting behind Keane, who I assume is his son. Keane is definitely getting put to death now though.

Also damn you can’t protest the death penalty at Oz without getting fired, which the Catholic lady now is. I guess.

Lol the creepy old guy was saved from the death penalty by a blackout. What.

Goddamn this bitch shit is horrifying.

These guys are barking up the wrong tree with this Keane appeal shit. LIRL EAT THE PAGE.

GODDAMN THE GUARDS ARE GONNA BEAT THE OLD FUCK.

BAH GAWD SAID COLLAPSED AFTER GETTING TRIGGERED.

The governor doesn’t even care if someone dies because Keane shouldn’t be allowed to donate his kidney to his sister. P. messed up. THE MUSLIMS GOT THE JOB DONE THOUGH AND KEANE WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

Bodie is hilarious.

The way they just dealt with Joey is hilarious too.

The dying baby does not seem to fit in this show at this moment.

Now Burrell won’t even talk to his gay son. But he probably will when this episode is over.

I don’t really like that this episode spanned basically a month, but I do like that McManus is rightfully pissed that someone he’s dating is participating in killing someone. Of course he asks out Edie Falco’s character right after, and lol they banged instantly.

And there Keane goes. Wish someone would kill the governor though.

BAH GAWD THATS ERIC ROBERTS AND HES A SCUMBAG.

Of course, the sister gets her job back to close this out.


I have some mixed feelings about the structure of this episode, which should have ended when Keane was put to death. I don't really like the both sides-ing of things where they show how Keane died juxtaposed to a complete scumbag like Eric Roberts' character.


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STRAIGHT LIFE

Damn Bodie has a kid he uses to smuggle drugs into prison.

LOL the prison brass wants Said to stop the drug flow even though he’d get killed. How noble of them.

Then they transfer all the Italians out of the unit except Nino. You know, maybe I was right about the Italians after all.

Lmao the fire department scene.

Didn’t see the Markstrom shit coming at all. Him being undercover AND him getting killed.

LOCKDOWN MUTHAFUCKA, didn’t last long though.

That relationship between Falco's character and McManus didn’t last long either,

See how that works, the brass makes guards stop working double shifts, they turn to shifting cigarettes because they need money. Bad cycle there.

CROOKED GUARDS NEED TO GO DOWN THOUGH.

LIRL THE GUY DID. Of course the guards fuck the snitch guy up lol.

The Adebisi/O’Reilly struggle for Nino’s allegiance is something I think may not last very long.

Drugs though. Big problem there.

Damn Beecher finally fucking cracked. Took long enough. The reveal of his new look was classic. Super fucked up.


This episode was more my speed. A lot of stuff happened even though I made the decision not to take as much notes. It's pretty clear this show is building up to something really bad happening and I'm looking forward to it.
 

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Damn Burrell is sitting behind Keane, who I assume is his son. Keane is definitely getting put to death now though.

Also damn you can’t protest the death penalty at Oz without getting fired, which the Catholic lady now is. I guess.

Lol the creepy old guy was saved from the death penalty by a blackout. What.

Goddamn this bitch shit is horrifying.

These guys are barking up the wrong tree with this Keane appeal shit. LIRL EAT THE PAGE.

GODDAMN THE GUARDS ARE GONNA BEAT THE OLD FUCK.

BAH GAWD SAID COLLAPSED AFTER GETTING TRIGGERED.

The governor doesn’t even care if someone dies because Keane shouldn’t be allowed to donate his kidney to his sister. P. messed up. THE MUSLIMS GOT THE JOB DONE THOUGH AND KEANE WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

Bodie is hilarious.

The way they just dealt with Joey is hilarious too.

The dying baby does not seem to fit in this show at this moment.

Now Burrell won’t even talk to his gay son. But he probably will when this episode is over.

I don’t really like that this episode spanned basically a month, but I do like that McManus is rightfully pissed that someone he’s dating is participating in killing someone. Of course he asks out Edie Falco’s character right after, and lol they banged instantly.

And there Keane goes. Wish someone would kill the governor though.

BAH GAWD THATS ERIC ROBERTS AND HES A SCUMBAG.

Of course, the sister gets her job back to close this out.


I have some mixed feelings about the structure of this episode, which should have ended when Keane was put to death. I don't really like the both sides-ing of things where they show how Keane died juxtaposed to a complete scumbag like Eric Roberts' character.


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Damn Bodie has a kid he uses to smuggle drugs into prison.

LOL the prison brass wants Said to stop the drug flow even though he’d get killed. How noble of them.

Then they transfer all the Italians out of the unit except Nino. You know, maybe I was right about the Italians after all.

Lmao the fire department scene.

Didn’t see the Markstrom shit coming at all. Him being undercover AND him getting killed.

LOCKDOWN MUTHAFUCKA, didn’t last long though.

That relationship between Falco's character and McManus didn’t last long either,

See how that works, the brass makes guards stop working double shifts, they turn to shifting cigarettes because they need money. Bad cycle there.

CROOKED GUARDS NEED TO GO DOWN THOUGH.

LIRL THE GUY DID. Of course the guards fuck the snitch guy up lol.

The Adebisi/O’Reilly struggle for Nino’s allegiance is something I think may not last very long.

Drugs though. Big problem there.

Damn Beecher finally fucking cracked. Took long enough. The reveal of his new look was classic. Super fucked up.


This episode was more my speed. A lot of stuff happened even though I made the decision not to take as much notes. It's pretty clear this show is building up to something really bad happening and I'm looking forward to it.

Not sure if you noticed because I didn't catch it on my first viewing (this is my first full rewatch) but the guy that burned down the fire department is none other than Brian Tarantina, aka MUSTANG SALLY from the Sopranos
 

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Is it on any current streaming service?
NO! I'm so frustrated that it's virtually disappeared. Last time it was on TV was on the now defunct Trio Channel in the early mid '00s. Only way you can see it is buying the out of print DVD sets which IIRC are p. expensive.
 

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TO YOUR HEALTH

The intro for this show sucks ass by the way.

McManus being depressed is a bad sign for this episode, and Bodie beat up the old guy. Not a good combination.

Lol the old clairvoyant dude is gonna escape. Well, alright then buddy. While trying to do it, he straight up died. Yeah, I laughed.

I can’t believe they would lock someone in solitary for 36 years. I would kill myself somehow, someway.

I laughed hard finding out the clairvoyant guy didn’t die. You’d think they’d tell you that right after the scene where he falls down the stairs.

The cannibal scaring the dentist is a good scene. Just drug the dude damn stop fucking whining.

I also can’t believe Beecher is still putting lipstick on. And singing. Wtf get some self respect fool. Oh god the confederate shirt he had to put on. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF FOOL.

Now he’s on PCP, so he really should do something. OH SHIT HE DID BAH GAWWWWWWWWWD HE FUCKED JK SIMMONS UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

Nino is making too many moves, he’s definitely gonna get killed. Or is he? We’ll see. LIRL O’REILLY AND ADEBISI ARE GONNA PUT GLASS IN HIS FOOD. U ONE SICK MUTHAFUCKA

LOL THATS RICK FOX ON TV AND COMING TO OZ. AND HES A WIFEBEATER

Laughed hard at him instantly asking for drugs.

Damn the narrator needs to SAY NO TO DRUGS WTF

Said not taking his heart medicine guarantees that he’s gonna get fucked up somehow.

Hey so now we have an Arab looking guy who tried to kill Jews. Some huge anti-semitism here now. I know who plays this guy but at first I didn't recognize him.

Said is definitely gonna do some real shit and I’m looking forward to it.

BAH GAWD SAID IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND THIS DUDE AINT GONNA HELP HIM WTFFFFFFF


The first half of this episode was dull, but shit really picked up when Beecher decided he wasn't gonna be a bitch anymore.


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BAH GAWD SAID WANTS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MEDICAL WARD HERE WE FUCKING GO.

BAH GAWD NO MUSLIM WILL SPEAK TO HUSAINI HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Husaini wants to kill Said so badly. Definitely ain’t gonna happen LIRL ADEBISI STRAIGHT UP TOOK A SHIT WHILE HE WAS TALKING.

SHAKEDOWNNNNNNNNN THERE WERE KNIVES EVERYWHERE LIRL

Damn they all spit on this dude for ratting on them about the weapons.

Lol he’s dead.

I really hate McManus.

MAH GAWD THIS FOOL JUST WENT FULL ANTI-ISLAM FUCK THIS GUY SOMEONE PLEASE STAB HIM

Oh man these people dun fucked up fucking with Said now even the cannibal is with him.

The way he killed his parents, AND BAH GAWD HE WANTS TO KILL THE WARDEN.

OH FUCK HE KILLED A GUARD INSTEAD AND IS NOW ON DEATH ROW.

AND HE WANTS TO DIE BY FIRING SQUAD LOL.

Now the guards are regularly beating inmates. Here we go.

AVONNNNNNNNN IS A GUARD YESSSSSSSSSS

BAH FUCKIN GAWWWWWD HE PUT A GUN IN SAID’S LAUNDRY FOR HIM.

Damn Groves overdosed. Guards definitely did it, and they’re saving him so they can execute him.

They didn’t let him eat, or say his last words or anything. That was a DISGRACE.

LIRL A CELLIST WHO KILLED SOMEONE WITH HIS CELLO.

DAMN RICK FOX IS FUCKING SCUM FOR REAL

THE RACE WAR IS COMING.

LIRL they fed the tainted food to the musician guy.

DAMN NINO IS FINALLY FUCKIN FUCKED UP.

LIRL O’REILLY JUST TOLD NINO HE WAS KILLING HIM WHILE HE WAS LAID UP AND COULDNT TALK. NINO IS FUCKING DEAD.

Oh fuck Beecher and Schillinger meet again...BAH GAWD BEECHER FUCKING SHITTED ON HIM.


Now, as you can tell by the all-caps, this episode was most definitely not dull and I loved it.
 

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Lol I remember the intro being considered revolutionary at the time, but it doesn't hold up. I don't really like the music in the show that much. The horns and stuff give it an added camp that can take away from effective scenes

Also lirl, I was awaiting your reaction when you got to the scene when Adebisi just starts taking a wicked dump while they are talking.

McManus sucks. The worst character of the main cast by far.

Plan B is a series highlight.
 

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Husaini wants to kill Said so badly. Definitely ain’t gonna happen LIRL ADEBISI STRAIGHT UP TOOK A SHIT WHILE HE WAS TALKING.

SHAKEDOWNNNNNNNNN THERE WERE KNIVES EVERYWHERE LIRL

Damn they all spit on this dude for ratting on them about the weapons.

Lol he’s dead.

I didn't realize how funny this is when I was writing it.

McManus sucks. The worst character of the main cast by far.

I hope he gets stabbed
 

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A GAME OF CHECKERS

Finally we get to see what Schillinger did...and yeah he beat up someone who was trying to deal drugs to his kids. He’s not far from parole either and willing to bullshit about himself just to get out. He’s also blind now lol.

Lol they let him back into Em City, and Beecher is out of the hole. Here we go then. DAMN BEECHER GOT FUCKED BY HIM TOO BAH GAWD.

Edie Falco actually brought the cigs in. I CANT BELIEVE IT. McManus knows too. And now she’s blackmailed by this weird black shirt fuck.

New guard. Either he passes a gun to someone or gets killed lol.

FUCK YES IT IS TIME FOR JIHAD

FIGHT OVER CHECKERS. HERE WE GO....

RIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OH FUCK

LIRL the cellist eats it first

THE ENTIRE SHIT IS RUINED LIRL

SAID HAS THE FUCKING GUN

SAID IS THE CAPTAIN NOW MUTHAFUCKAS

Rick Fox ain’t down with riots though.

Lmao Adebisi asking for the gun. That ain’t gonna happen. THE POWER IS SHARED.

Somehow the musician isn’t dead lol. Rick Fox is big guilty. Damn they’re gonna let him out even though Said and Alvarez don’t agree. Rather they weren’t even asked.

Beecher is really testing his luck fucking with Schillinger.

This episode slowed way down, but now there’s the thing about the doctor. This isn’t going to go well.

Lol the governor is a fucking moron.

MCMANUS IS GOING IN. He shouldn’t have gone in after what he did to the Muslims lirl. And now he’s stuck there.

THE DEMANDS FUCK YES. Someone should kill the governor.

BAH GAWD THE HALLUCINATIONS.

DAMN SAID GETS IT BAH GAWD. FUCK YOU MCMANUS YOU FUCK.

Lol is that CARVER and Beecher?

ADEBISI NEEDS HIS TITS BRO. RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHERE DE TITS WHERE DE TITS

OH FUCK SAID PULLED THE GUN ON ADEBISI AND WE FIND OUT ADEBISI KILLED A COP WITH A MACHETE.

U WANNA SAVE MY ASSS GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TITS

BAH GAWD THE POWER IS OFF.

HOSTAGES BEING BROUGHT OUT WTF.

Damn they shot a bunch of people. But who?

This was a great episode. You probably aren't surprised by that.


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THE TIP

Alright so we see the ramifications of the riot, and...McManus got shot, and everyone except the leaders got sent to gen pop. I don’t see Ross either.

I hate the governor so much lol. Bribing the guy investigating the incident is man...fuck this guy.

BEECHER AINT GONNA BE NO PRAG AGAIN

Adebisi is fucked up lirl. I laughed so hard at him getting pulled out of the hole. And when he pulled his dick.

Lol Ross definitely got killed by Edie Falco.

BAH GAWD THATS FATHER PHIL INTINTOLA. EDIE FALCO STOLE HIS GUN WTF. WE GOT CROSSOVER GOING ON HERE.

Ah fuck someone trying to make Beecher suck their dick...and HES actually doing it LIRL HE BIT THIS GUYS DICK OFFFFFFFFFF LIRL

NO TITS IN GEN POP BROTHER.

This episode is bigly slow while this guy investigates.

Bodie is so fucked up from withdrawals.

I didn’t expect Miguel to become such a large part of this show.

LIRL the dick guy has good lines I’ll say that.

O’Reilly being accused of fucking Ross LIRL IM NO FAG PAL.

Beecher is here to fuck shit up now brother.

Of course Ross shit McManus and Edie Falco killed Ross. We didn’t need a whole episode to figure that shit out.

Lol the guy is gonna run for governor against the scumbag. Well, that’s one way to use his findings.


Now, I didn't really like this episode at all other than when Adebisi was screaming about tits.
 
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