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King Kamala

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Me and Pops Kamala were watching a '08 SNL rerun at camp the other night. I was thinking about how underrated cast in that era was. And that got me to thinking; are there enough comedy nerds here interested to do a Saturday Night Live cast draft. This draft should be on the shorter side. 10 Rounds plus you pick your host alongside your first pick and musical guest with your last pick.

SIGNUPS CLOSE THIS THURDAY 7/23 at 8 PM EST.

Does this sound like something that may interest anyone?


  1. Brooklyn Zoo- Will Ferrell (Host- Justin Timberlake)
  2. Master Thrasher
  3. JHawk Phil Hartman (Host-Steve Martin)
  4. OG- Dan Aykroyd (Host-Tom Hanks)
  5. Youth N Asia- Chris Farley (Christopher Walken)
  6. The Valeyard- Eddie Murphy (Host- John Goodman)
  7. The Art of Postin'- John Belushi (Host- Jim Carrey)
  8. Gert- David Spade (Host- The Rock)
  9. King Kamala- Dana Carvey (Host- Alec Baldwin)
  10. Brocklock- Bill Murray
  11. Brocklock- Bill Hader (Host- Dave Chappelle)
  12. King Kamala- Mike Myers
  13. Gert- Norm McDonald
  14. The Art of Postin'- Chris Rock
  15. The Valeyard- Gilda Radner
  16. Youth N Asia- Chevy Chase
  17. OG- Amy Poehler
  18. JHawk- Kate McKinnon
  19. Master Thrasher
  20. Brooklyn Zoo- Chris Parnell
  21. Brooklyn Zoo- Andy Samberg
  22. Master Thrasher
  23. JHawk- Kenan Thompson
  24. OG- Tracy Morgan
  25. Youth N Asia- Cecily Strong
  26. The Valeyard- Jane Curtin
  27. The Art of Postin'- Adam Sandler
  28. Gert- Tim Meadows
  29. King Kamala- Kristen Wiig
  30. Brocklock- Tina Fey
  31. Brocklock- Jan Hooks
  32. King Kamala- Jon Lovitz
  33. Gert- Maya Rudolph
  34. The Art of Postin'-Kevin Nealon
  35. The Valeyard- Julia Louis Dreyfus
  36. Youth N Asia- Darrell Hammond
  37. OG- Billy Crystal
  38. JHawk- Dennis Miller
  39. Master Thrasher
  40. Brooklyn Zoo- Larraine Newman
  41. Brooklyn Zoo- Ana Gastayer
  42. Master Thrasher
  43. JHawk- Martin Short
  44. OG- Rachel Dratch
  45. Youth N Asia- Will Forte
  46. The Valeyard- Christopher Guest
  47. The Art of Postin'- Cheri Oteri
  48. Gert- Jason Sudekis
  49. King Kamala- Molly Shannon
  50. Brocklock- Ben Stiller
  51. Brocklock-Janeane Garofalo
  52. King Kamala- Fred Armisen
  53. Gert- Leslie Jones
  54. The Art of Postin'-Nasim Pedrad
  55. The Valeyard- Sarah Silverman
  56. Youth N Asia- Aidy Bryant
  57. OG- Vanessa Beyer
  58. JHawk- Julia Sweeney
  59. Master Thrasher
  60. Brooklyn Zoo- Jay Pharoah
  61. Brooklyn Zoo- Jimmy Fallon
  62. Master Thrasher
  63. JHawk- Joan Cusack
  64. OG- Joe Piscopo
  65. Youth N Asia- Rob Schneider
  66. The Valeyard- Laurie Metcalf
  67. The Art of Postin'- Michael McKean
  68. Gert- Horatio Sanz
  69. King Kamala- Mary Gross
  70. Brocklock- Damon Wayans
  71. Brocklock- Randy Quaid
  72. King Kamala- Al Franken
  73. Gert- Beth Cahill
  74. The Art of Postin- Nora Dunn
  75. The Valeyard- Tim Kazurinsky
  76. Youth N Asia- Garrett Morris
  77. OG- Jim Belushi
  78. JHawk- Robert Smigel
  79. Master Thrasher
  80. Brooklyn Zoo- Abby Elliot
  81. Brooklyn Zoo- Ellen Cleghorne
  82. Master Thrasher
  83. JHawk- Colin Quinn
  84. OG-Chris Kattan
  85. Youth N Asia-Laura Kightlinger
  86. The Valeyard- Bobby Moynihan
  87. The Art of Postin- Harry Shearer
  88. Gert- Rob Riggle
  89. King Kamala-Danitra Vance
  90. Brocklock- Taran Killam
  91. Brocklock- Jenny Slate (Musical guest- Elvis Costello)
  92. King Kamala- Melissa Villasenor (Musical guest- Aretha Franklin)
  93. Gert-Beck Bennett
  94. The Art of Postin- Pamela Stephenson (musical guest- Prince)
  95. The Valeyard- Victoria Jackson (musical guest- The Rolling Stones)
  96. Youth N Asia- Alex Moffatt (Musical guest- Simon & Garfunkel)
  97. OG- Seth Myers (Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (ft Dave Grohl))
  98. JHawk- Charles Rocket (musical guest- Garth Brooks)
  99. Master Thrasher
  100. Brooklyn Zoo- Chris Redd (musical guest- Nirvana)
 
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Mickey Massuco

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also, this is probably an obvious comment, but we're getting them based on their work on the show right? Like it's not just that you can't have Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places because it was made when he wasn't on the show. You can't take Sandler based on his work from Airheads even if it was made while he was on SNL, you only get him based on what he did on the show.

Yes, I know how nerdy this sounds.
 

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We are picking them based on their work on the show unless you are picking a former cast member to host then you are picking based on their host work.
 

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also, this is probably an obvious comment, but we're getting them based on their work on the show right? Like it's not just that you can't have Dan Aykroyd from Trading Places because it was made when he wasn't on the show. You can't take Sandler based on his work from Airheads even if it was made while he was on SNL, you only get him based on what he did on the show.

Yes, I know how nerdy this sounds.

Yeah that makes everything very interesting. You are not getting Chris Rock, one of the best comics ever. You are getting Chris Rock who was kind of awkward in sketches yet still had some great Weekend Update rants. And on and on.
 

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I'm gonna close signups on Thursday at 12 PM EST or whenever we reach 12 people. We'll start next Monday at 8 PM EST.
 

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Really looking forward to this one. Going to be interesting seeing who values some people way higher and lower than others.
 

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Yeah. I share that sentiment. I think there's a handful of no brainer first rounders but everything is wildly subjective.
 

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How many picks will there be? I'm guessing it's to have be around 10-13 for a bloated but fair lineup.
 

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I'd say limit the pick of a host and band to one pick, too.
 

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I'd say limit the pick of a host and band to one pick, too.

you pick your host with the first pick, and band with the last pick.

I think we should pick the host with the second pick. That way when it comes back serpentine it’ll work better for the people who didn’t get to pick early that they’ll get a better host pick.
 

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The Robert Blake/Steven Seagal double-shot will be the best.
 

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Just one host pick and one band pick. Sorry to ruin your dreams of a big 20 minute Barretta Vs uh, whatever Seagal's character in Under Siege's name was sketch.
 

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Nah, just hoping they go back to back.
 

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I don’t really like host with first pick. People should be able to pick whoever they want. If you wanna wait to pick your host because it doesn’t matter as much, you should. If you really want a host, then take them early. Makes it more open to let people choose, and doesn’t force people’s hands on what kind of show they want.

also if someone takes Ferrell as host, that means he can’t be picked periodright? Would Be weird to have two ferrells in this draft
 
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