Boardloaf, The Real TSM Style.

[Vitamin X]

http://fuckyeahcilantro.tumblr.com/

Awesome blog.

 

[Mazto]

Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of foods—hedonistic, superficial, and willfully ignorant. Arterial self-destruction wrapped around a shrill, desperate vacuum. Bacon is your pair of yellow H2s slouching beside your 7,000 sq ft McMansion, all of it mere minutes from being repossessed by the bank.

Cilantro is Natalie Portman, Lily Allen, and Zooey Deschanel all rolled into one: responsible yet stylish, challenging and charming, intelligent without being pedantic. Recession-friendly in every way. Cilantro will make your modest meal a sensation before it goes out into the cooling dusk and mends your dilapidated gate with bailing wire and elbow grease.

It IS awesome.

 

[Incandenza]

That's a lot of words I would not use to describe Lily Allen.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

"[H]edonistic, superficial and willfully ignorant" fit fairly well, though.

 

[Edwin]

I'm slightly more interested in the (NSFW) tumblr page linked from Fuck Yeah Cilantro's sidebar.

 

[Czech]

Since Byron linked me to Boner Party last night, I've been exploring the world of Tumblr like I've discovered a new continent.

 

[Dandy]

The fuck is Tumblr? I just learned what Twitter was.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

I call shenanigans on a site called "Boner Party" that features Maggie Gyllenhaal on the front page.

 

[Dandy]

Maybe it's a Dark Knight appreciation subsite?

 

[Czech]

Been a year since I've had beef jerky. I missed it so.

 

[bigolsmitty]

Trader Joe's is my new god.

 

[Vitamin X]

Yeah, those are donuts from Portland institution Voodoo Doughnut. I guess this is what they do on a slow night.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

I've got to make it up there. That shit's so awesome.

 

[Vitamin X]

Also, because I hadn't posted other Voodoo Doughnut awesomeness yet on this board, here's a sampling of their other options:

BACON MAPLE BAR. Anthony Bourdain's apparently favorite thing about Portland, from the No Reservations episode.

Captain Crunch donut. They also do Fruit Loops and other sorts of sugary Sunday cereals on donuts, including this one:

Which has chocolate rice krispies and peanut butter on top (it's called the Old Dirty Bastard).

Why, a couple of their donuts even appeal to TSM posters! Here's one for EHME:

and one for Byron:

That's the "dirty snowball" (actually a chocolate cake doughnut covered with pink marshmallow glaze and "surprise filling")

 

[KOAB]

What the fuck, they hold weddings at Voodoo Doughnut? That's a whole bunch of fail for one day.

 

[alfdogg]

On my way home from Greenwood just now, I stopped at Huck's on US 67 in Fortville, and they had IBC Root Beer from the fountain. Excellent. They also had maybe the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen at a gas station.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

I shit there once! You're absolutely right. Good management.

 

[mellow]

This video has changed my life forever.

The easy way to peel a banana.

I just did this right now. It was awesome.

 

[Tawren]

I am astonished that people wouldn't know to do that

 

[Matt Young]

I only wish I had seen that before my banana.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

This made me laugh:

On May 21, 2009 Judge Morrison England, Jr. of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that after four years of purchasing the product she had only recently discovered to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls. The judge commented "In this case,... it is simply impossible for Plaintiff to file an amended complaint stating a claim based upon these facts. The survival of the instant claim would require this Court to ignore all concepts of personal responsibility and common sense. The Court has no intention of allowing that to happen."

 

[alfdogg]

I went to a place called King Gyro's the other day, and got a Pizza Puff, which is basically a deep-fried Hot Pocket. It was pretty awesome.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Were you up here? Three of those in Ft. Wayne. The grilled chicken is first-class. The actual Gyros...second class.

 

[alfdogg]

We have two of them in Anderson.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Didn't know that! I went down to Mounds a few weekends ago. Don't you guys have a place with a peanut butter burger? Or did I dream that?

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Who knew that pita bread did well as a pizza dough substitute in a pinch? Flatbread topped with bruscetta mix, mozz and pepperoni....yum.

 

[alfdogg]

Didn't know that! I went down to Mounds a few weekends ago. Don't you guys have a place with a peanut BUTTer burger? Or did I dream that?

Yes, it's called Madewell's. It's an ice cream shop on Columbus Ave.

One of the Gyros is right down the road from Mounds, just go a couple more lights. It's next to Taco Bell.

 

[Youth N Asia]

The New Soda Machine

wish I lived in Cali

 

[Matt Young]

So many flavors... Orange Diet Coke? I need to check out my local Jack in the Box restaurants.

 

[alfdogg]

So, I went to the state fair tonight. As I was leaving, I stopped to get a refill in my souvenir cup. So the girl takes it, and proceeds to scoop my used cup into the ice. I told her "you know what, I changed my mind" and took my cup back and left. So, from now on, it'll be the $2 pop machines at the state fair.