A DAY IN THE DEATH...
I don’t understand why Keller would think Beecher wants anything to do with him. Schillinger trying to exploit that to his benefit, and Keller shook his hand lol dickhead.
Bah GAWD DINO IS BACK TO NARRATE.
Librarian just booted Rebadow’s old ass lirl.
Idzik getting transferred to Em City. Hopefully killed too. Omar wants to do it. Oh man McManus put Idzik with Omar. Lirl Omar admitted he wants to kill him. Lol this little fuck wants to be killed.
C.O. being interviewed. Welp, he gave the cop nothing. Nothing will happen. Leo knows the governor’s fixer set it up. Lol now he had the redneck killed...BAH GAWD HE WANTS LEO DEAD TOO.
Robson actually wants to tell his wife what happened oh no. Goddamn they have a group in Oz for people who got raped. “I had no choice”.
Miguel and the widow. Um, he gave her back all her husband’s shit.
They’re gonna find out about this nurse. Good. Busted that bitch lol she tried to run and said SPANISH CUNT
They killed Burr’s character. This recruitment shit? Ain’t gonna work. Arif DONT have money to pay anyone though. Lol Pancamo killed Poet’s friend not it’s for them.
LIRL A HUNTER WHO MURDERED HIS FRIEND. Wow Burr is having him burn down Arif’s business. Arif ain’t mad though. Claimed accident.
Gloria is worrying Ryan with this lethal injection talk. She says the chair would be better. Ryan obviously has to lie to the brain damaged guy, so. Black Panther guy in there with Ryan now. He is arranging something.
It’s probably weird for brothers to film these scenes together. Ryan’s own guilt is the main issue here. Guard just stole his money too. Ryan cannot watch. This whole thing is so wrong but for it to happen to a comedy character is extremely strange.
Lirl they stayed Cyril’s execution. Did not see that coming.
JUNKYARD DAWGS
Still no tits. Lol some dude named STANLEY BUKOWSKI. EDIBLES SHIPMENT. This fool ate them instantly and started selling them. These guys are dumb with their plans and shit. OH FUCK THE ITALIANS KNOW. LIRL THEY ALREADY KILLED HIM.
BURR WANTS POET ON HIS KNEES. POET IS GONNA STEAL CREDIT CARDS LIRL
LIRL PABLO SHANKED SOME DUDE WHO CALLED HIM A FAG FOR READING. WHAT?
Well, the librarian lived through her surgery.
Busmalis...almost left at the altar again.
Idzik still wants Omar to kill him soon. McManus don’t wanna hear about it from Omar. Why don’t someone else kill this fuck? He just led Omar into a closet, and told him nonsense about the universe ending. Come on who wrote this shit. This is hilarious though. The guy who plays Omar is able to sell ANYTHING?
Dude this little hobbit motherfucker killed Omar. That’s so bad. How can you have a character come in with no motivations and kill two of my favorite characters U MUTHERFUCKERS U MUTHERFUCKERS
THEY DIDNT EVEN GIVE OMAR A DEATH SCENE. HE WAS JUST DEAD. I’m not sure I would finish this show if I wasn’t so close. That’s a sour feeling in my mouth BAH GAWD ROBSON HAS FUCKING HIV.
Cyril is apparently still to be executed. Ryan now wants to work in the hospital. Surprisingly Gloria agreed but lol now his dad is in Oz for MURDER.
Schillinger is going to do Macbeth and now so is Beecher. Well, given this is the end, one of them are dying in the next episode. BAH GAWD BEECHER IS GOING SCORCHED EARTH ON KELLER. Now Schillinger wants Beecher dead because Beecher knows too much. Will Keller do it? OH FUCK THEYRE FIGHTING AND KELLER WINS. NOW WHAT? BEECHER IS HANDCUFFED, AND KELLER SAYS HE’S PRETENDING TO BE SCHILLINGER’S BUTT BUDDY. Bah gawd Keller busted almost raping Beecher. Welp Beecher got away.
McManus still wants Miguel to get paroled, but man, that guy who he hit, that motherfucker will never parole him. Lol he’s seeing Cutler’s wife now. But thing is, Schillinger is gonna make sure that his thing with Cutler’s wife gets fucked up.
LIRL BOBBY CANNAVALE WTF IS THIS CHARACTER. Damn this dude and his gay mafia are all over Miguel now wtf. This dude said he’s gonna own Em City lirl. PREMIUM TITS.
Leo, once again too stubborn for his own good. This guy Johnson is gonna get him killed for sure. Oh man McManus saw something he didn’t want to see. He ain’t going to some lame celebration. Until he does. And lirl LEO IS BLEEDING AND MCMANUS DISCOVERED BLOOD. If McManus went down for killing him I’d laugh good. I, trying not to laugh cause man I thought this guy’s character was that of a complete piece of shit.
EXEUNT OMNES
How does it all end? Lirl McManus isn’t gonna be the new warden and he doesn’t want to be. STANTON KNOWS WHO KILLED THE WARDEN AND THE MAYOR. THAT GUY IS IN THE HOLE. Lol now Johnson is busted. LIRL THE MCMANUS RAGE SCENE IT ONLY TOOK THE WHOLE SERIES.
The governor is bringing back the education program. Until he got accused of ordering murder.
BASED QUERNS BACK AS THE WARDEN. McManus may be gone in a month, maybe not. Bah gawd Querns brought a restraint chair for the hole. DONT FUCK WITH QUERNS.
Librarian wants to see Pablo, but nobody in the hole gets visitors. We know this.
I won’t be sad to not see these two old dudes again. No you won’t be able to jerk and impregnate someone. I’m a completist or I would fast forward. LIRL HE JUST BEAT UP THIS JUDGE U COCKSUCKER
Damn Scag is pregnant from a prisoner lirl. Lirl she confessed lirl. DEAD. CANT STOP LAUGHING. DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO IMPREGNATED HER PROBABLY A MINORITY AND SHE CANT RAISE A KID. WTF.
BAH GAWD RICK FOX WAS PAROLED. He ain’t liking Brass whatsoever lol. Fuck Brass. Brass quit LIRL HE SHOT AT RICK FOX AND GOT ARRESTED.
Hoyt’s relative badly bored me. LIRL IN THE HOSPITAL. Hoyt’s mom is there which is a horrendous idea. Yeah send the lady in to some dude who talks about 16 devils and getting buttfucked by Satan. Yeah sure thing man. He didn’t verbally abuse her though. This nurse is being mad creepy to Mukada though. Lirl what she said after him. Based Timmy Kirk’s mom lmao. Hey, so we know what happened to a CLOUTIER now. The bikers put Cloutier back in the wall lirl. LIRL SOME BIG PILE OF STEROIDS KILLED HOYT.
Arif feels very guilty goddamn when he confessed the other Muslims beat the piss outta him. Arif now in the cage after snitching on Burr. McManus sending Burr to solitary lol.
This gay dude taking the fuck over just like he said even the Italians are doing tits now. So is Guerra. LIRL THIS SCENE WTF HE JUST CLAWED HIS NECK TO PIECES.
Schillinger just banned Cutler’s wife from seeing Miguel and Miguel got beat BADLY. Miguel don’t like Alonzo at all lirl. But it’s parole time. This dude will not give him a single chance. He won’t get paroled ever according to this guy. And now, Miguel has to room with Alonzo. Someone is about to be spreading cheeks brother. Doesn’t matter what he says. Damn Miguel just fucking gave up on life. Poor bastard.
Idzik sentenced to death. Fuck him. Please don’t save this stupid fuck. It would be one of the most annoying ways for this show to end. Idzik was mad at Said for something that happened like a decade or more ago when Said told him about the universe ending. Of course they keep Idzik from dying. Whoever wrote this season did a terrible fucking job. Idzik now back to Em City.
Ryan hates his fucking dad. To the point of maybe killing him. His dad is such trash that Ryan’s mom slapped him lmao. Schillinger ain’t gonna kill the Black Panther for him either. So, he’ll try himself. Lmao he got stabbed instead. How completely fitting is it that the Black Panther guy goes in the hole’s chair first.
Shark jumping moment incoming. I can feel it.
Cyril is really getting executed this time though. And because they fucked it around once, it has no emotional weight, and he’s dead. Meanwhile, Ryan gets to kiss Gloria and there’s the shark jumping. Again. Not for the first time this season or this episode. Damn Cyril fucking fried and Querns puked everywhere lol.
Now Ryan’s dad doesn’t want to die alone, and it’s all good.
Robson heading to the AIDS ward.
Oh man Schillinger’s sister or ex-wife or some shit. It wasn’t exactly clear. Lmao SHALOM VERN.
This guy wants Beecher to tell him about Keller’s murders. He don’t know a lot but he could get paroled. He won’t though. Keller also saw the entire thing. Lol he’s gonna give Schillinger a real knife so he can kill Beecher in front of everyone during Macbeth and claim accident.
Time for Macbeth. This is a really fitting way for it all to end. Nice bit of surrealism. Keller has a plan but Beecher doesn’t want to hear it. What could it be? LIRL BEECHER JUST STABBED SCHILLINGER WITH THE PROP KNIFE. IT WAS NOT A PROP. LIRL THAT MOTHAFUCKAS DEAD. DEATH RULED ACCIDENTAL LIRL. Keller back in Em City with Beecher again. Why though? Beecher doesn’t want anything to do with him even though he helped him with Schillinger. Now this right here’s a scene. LIRL KELLER TOOK CARE OF THE ARYANS TOO. Fuck wow Keller admitted fucking up Beecher’s parole. LOL KELLER TOOK A DIVE OFF THE BALCONY AND DIED
Lol Beecher’s story ending with him awaiting trial is bad. He didn’t do anything.
BAH GAWD KELLER POISONED THE WHOLE MAIL ROOM LIRL EVACUATE THE WHOLE PRISON.
There’s a few things left slightly unresolved. Did they think there was a chance the show could get another season? How foolish of them.
