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They've been building a match for 3 months with good promos and it's a match people actually want to see. So, let's put it on the Buy In, but instead let's put some random ass 8 man tag that has had almost no build, between Dark Order and Natural Nightmares, Scorpio Sky, and Matt Cardona on the PPV instead. We're getting Matt Cardona and QT Marshall on the PPV instead of Britt vs Swole. They know they can have more than 1 women's match on the main show, right?
 

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I'm listening to WOR from last night/this morning. Dave said that Britt vs Swole is a cinematic match that's taking place at Britt's office. That could be the reason it's put on the Buy In instead. Can we stop doing these cinematic matches yet?
 

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I'm listening to WOR from last night/this morning. Dave said that Britt vs Swole is a cinematic match that's taking place at Britt's office. That could be the reason it's put on the Buy In instead. Can we stop doing these cinematic matches yet?

This sounds about as terrible as can be. God damn I wish Tony wasn't so into the comedy and goofy shit.
 

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I literally just woke up because this show put me to sleep.

I think Matt, Darby, and Sydal might be dead though.
 

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This show has been like one big episode of Botchamania. They literally couldn't have done worse if they tried.
 

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Twitter says Matt's at the hospital, and I would assume very fucked up.

I just shut it off about midway through the mimosa bullshit. Cassidy is something special and that set him back, I don't care. That was some stupid shit.

Tag title match was decent what I saw, but the epitome of a match that wasn't that good yet will get crazy praise because movez. The Full Gargano.
 

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Matt Hardy shoud never have been allowed to continue that match. I saw that match and the Casino Battle Royale which was absolute garbage. The bump darby took where he was put in a bodybag full of thumbtacks and border tossed out of the ring was absolutely disgusting. There is zero way to protect yourself doing that. There was no need to do that. He could have done something way safer involving the same objects and gotten the point across. Someone is going to get crippled doing this bullshit. Darby from what I've read and heard from him is a pretty shitty guy but the point still stands that doing that shit is a terrible idea, and the consequences would also come down on whoever he convinces to work with him too.
 

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This show has been like one big episode of Botchamania. They literally couldn't have done worse if they tried.


Well they could have taken the belt off Mox and put Jericho over (although I will note that by doing this stip he avoided actually taking a pinfall) but that seems about it.
 

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also see that JR was creepy again to the women and gave an "apology" which he then ruined by telling people they need to LIGHTEN UP!
 

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AEW has joined NXT as promotions that don't warrant threads for their shows apparently. (I made one for All Out! No one posted in it! Lesson learned)
 

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I shouldn't have bumped the Cornette thread with another cuck joke. Oh well. May be the last time Cornette got over AEW.
 

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Matt Hardy is still hospitalized with a severe concussion, per Reby Hardy's Twitter. Time to retire and go be a manager and/or road agent, Matt.
 

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Wait, so he was kept overnight in a hospital and everything is fine? Something doesn't add up there. A CT scan and concussion test only take a few hours. You wouldn't need to be kept overnight.
 

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Even WWE would probably guy another week or two to let the cobwebs clear before trotting out someone to make the "Don't worry! I'm alright!" speech after getting his clock cleaned.
 

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Maybe he's just saying that a skull fracture isn't technically a concussion and he'll be on Zoom Wednesday.
 

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I'm very slowly working my way through the PPV.

Tag title match was decent what I saw, but the epitome of a match that wasn't that good yet will get crazy praise because movez. The Full Gargano.
Are you sure? I thought the match was excellent. Possibly the best tag match AEW's done. (Not that that says much!) There's only one section that I'd call a moves exhibitions, but it gets cut off when FTR slowed down and go after Kenny's knee. So many matches start slow and get bigger and bigger until the finish. I loved that they pulled the crowd back down for a while before the finish.
There weren't even that many kickouts or last minute saves. Page kicked out of the spike piledriver, but I've always been of a fan of 'guy kicks out of big move but then has nothing left and is immediately beat with the same move.' I haven't been impressed by FTR since they debuted, but if this is what we're going to get from them, I'm into it. They had so many fun double-teams and so much old-school heel shtick they used to show off in NXT, but rarely did on the main roster. If they can get something this good out of a couple of lugs like Hangman and Kenny, I'm ok with it.

Only major complaints are Page hitting everyone with little butterfly kisses outside of a couple of good lariats and Kenny trying to wrestle like a video game character, but they kept that to a minimum and the bulk of the match was FTR's.
 
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I'm very slowly working my way through the PPV.


Are you sure? I thought the match was excellent. Possibly the best tag match AEW's done. (Not that that says much!) There's only one section that I'd call moves exhibitions, but the it gets cut off when FTR slow down and go after Kenny's knee. So many matches start slow get bigger and bigger until the finish. I loved that they pulled the crowd back down for a while before the finish.
There weren't even that many kickouts or last minute saves. Page kicked out of the spike piledriver, but I've always been of a fan of 'guy kicks out of big move but then has nothing left and is immediately beat with the same move.' I haven't been impressed by FTR since they debuted, but if this is what we're going to get from them, I'm into it. They had so many fun double-team and so much old-school heel shtick they used to show off in NXT, but rarely did on the main roster. If they can get something this good out of a couple of lugs like Hangman and Kenny, I'm ok with it.

Only major complaints are Page hitting everyone with little butterfly kisses outside of a couple of good lariats and Kenny trying to wrestle like a video game character, but they kept that to a minimum and the bulk of the match was FTR's.

Agreed with this. It might have been a little too long, but other than that, it told a great story. Kenny taking the heat and not being able to tag, then when he is able to tag, he decides not to since he doesn't really trust Page was great. I loved when Kenny was cut off, so he rolls to the outside to try to go around the ring to get to his side, helped by Page who is waved off by the ref, then FTR go to the outside to block both ways, so he has to roll back in, only to get cut off again. That was a great sequence. The post match stuff added even more. This was the FTR that we knew from NXT as you mentioned.
 

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The length probably artificially made it feel like that, not to mention the rest of the show feeling really dull. I'd need to watch it again, but live it felt to me like it just felt the same kind of thing. But like I say I'll have to watch it again. I might be getting a Kenny Omega bias.
 

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Has there ever been a bigger upgrade of tag team partners than Kip Sabian going from Jimmy Havoc to Rusev?
 
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