Kofi is an idiot. There are just certain foods that belong to a city/region and that's that. Pizza? You have New York and Chicago along with Detroit. Barbecue? Carolinas, Texas and KC.It's cute that New Englanders think they know pizza.
I remember watching a video on YouTube of wrestlers talking about their favorite pizza and Kofi (who grew up in MA) talked about how Boston pizza was better than NYC (the blasphemy) and specifically name dropped some place called "Pino's" as the best pizza he's eaten. Instantly became my least favorite wrestler in that moment.
There was a really good Chicago-style pizza place right across the border in Mississippi, but they went out of business due to Corona. We used to trek out there a couple times a month.
You say this in jest but I would be legit shocked if you didn’t work a Maine Indy show someday as a heel manager with a pizza chef gimmick getting cheap heat with the gross pizzas you try to make people here look atAEW is going to read this and sign the comedy indy wrestler with a pizza chef gimmick then you guys are all going to whiningly wonder why that happened.