Antonio Sabato Jr is making a MAGA Christian Western

King Kamala

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Dean Cain as the villain CLINTON.

Super glad that Michael Dudikoff didn't make the Greatest Action Heroes tournament.

Not surprised by disappointed Bas Rutten is a MAGA chud. WTH?
 

King Kamala

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I don't think they will cast you because you are not a blonde middle aged woman. Their hope for role is Hillary Clinton, their expectation is Carole Baskin, reality is Victoria Jackson as Satan in Antonio Sabato's MAGA Christian Western.
 

cobainwasmurdered

CWM
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man this shit has Hercules, Superman AND Duncan McCloud of Clan McCloud? 90's CWM would be really fucking into this lineup and then really fucking angry.
 

King Kamala

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Antonio Sabato Jr was complaining about being blackballed and forced to leave Hollywood over being an outspoken MAGA chud in that Variety[ article but honestly, when was the last time Antonio Sabato Jr got work before that? His crappy VH1 reality series?

I feel like being an outspoken MAGA Chud is the ONLY way for some of these D- stars of the '80s and '90s to stay relevant. We should talk about the ones that AREN'T MAGA Chuds. Hopefully, Marc Singer and Adrian Zmed are woke...

I just noticed Scott Baio's character name is Ezkiel The Furious and am howling IRL.
 

HarleyQuinn

Laugh This Off... Puddin'!
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I already can't wait for the future Snob review. I love that Kristie Swanson is SLAYER and then has the tack-on that her Gun Slinger works for Clinton ('cause that clearly wouldn't be obvious)
 

King Kamala

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At this stage, being cast in this movie, is probably punishment enough for 90 year old Robert Wagner for killing Natalie Wood 30 years ago.
 
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