Bad Wrestling Fan Takes 2020

King Kamala

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I feel like we had a thread on this topic at some point but damned if I can remember the name of it. Hence the 2020 in the thread title. Mods, feel free to merge it with a recent thread if there is one.

If not, let's start with a fan comparing the main event of last year's WrestleMania to the Holocaust

https://twitter.com/MeltzerSaidWhat/status/1236727082442469377
You just have to wonder what goes through these people's heads when they think "Yeah. This is a perfectly reasonable and intelligent thing to post on the internet."
 

King Kamala

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https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1243569831036608523
Vince McMahon is risking dozens of wrestlers' health (and potentially lives) by having them wrestle in the middle of a pandemic (less than a year after he nearly had them killed by the Saudi government). But hey he took some mallets on his private jet.
 

King Kamala

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https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1243644075804446721
Meltz has known Vince McMahon for almost 40 years and Dana White for almost 20 and he is just now realizing that they're bad people!? Wild
 

Laz

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That's...like, what...huh?? I'm not a fan of Archer and think Marko has more upside, but that's one horrid take.
 

Laz

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I'm just trying to figure out what the alternative would be, beyond the stupid "EvErYoNe WiNz" take, and how it fits into the idea of progressivism at all.
 

King Kamala

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https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1245880260626771970
I hope Ryan Satin has some ointment for that burn from Bryan Alvarez.
 

Alfdogg

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King Kamala

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It came out that Ryan Satin worked on a candid camera pranks reality show starring Sherriff Joe Arpaio that was co-created by Ryan Satin's father.

Boy, who knew that WWE brown nosers were also legit terrible people?
 

Baby Shoes

Baby Shoes
I didn’t know that but heard bad stuff about Satin before. Didn’t his “break” come from TMZ? There’s a special ring in hell waiting for him on that alone.
 

Big Beard Booty Daddy

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Bernie Bro Kamala said:
It came out that Ryan Satin worked on a candid camera pranks reality show starring Sherriff Joe Arpaio that was co-created by Ryan Satin's father.

Boy, who knew that WWE brown nosers were also legit terrible people?

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1245941713811709952?s=21
 

King Kamala

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https://twitter.com/ReneusMeister/status/1247188106962493443
Bad former Wrestling Executive Producer takes.

And I don't think WCW was known for its fucking great long term storytelling. I think even Bischoff has said as much on his podcast.
 

OldSchoolWrestling

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Bernie Bro Kamala said:
https://twitter.com/ReneusMeister/status/1247188106962493443
Bad former Wrestling Executive Producer takes.

And I don't think WCW was known for its fucking great long term storytelling. I think even Bischoff has said as much on his podcast.
I'm reading his book right now and he talks a lot about how he brought long term booking to WCW.
 

Laz

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Starrcade 1997 took a year and a half to build up, regardless of the outcome, and the booking of October usually paid off in February.

AEW's long term booking is fine. It's the short-term, week to week connective tissue they're lacking.
 

Big Beard Booty Daddy

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Bernie Bro Kamala said:

Ryan Satin on Sherriff Joe.

"Look if someone says they're not a racist, they must be telling the truth!"

Was this about Sherriff Joe or Cornette? Because he was being taken to the woodshed last night for saying AEW should bring Cornette in to manage The Revival, and he said that the Bucks and Kenny should bury the hatchet with him to make it happen.
 

King Kamala

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Oh I guess it's about Cornette. I didn't see original thread it was from but saw our boy Bix talking about it.

Still a pretty dumb fucking defense even if it's a mild to moderate racist instead of one of the top 10 most prominent racists in the country.
 

Big Beard Booty Daddy

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Bernie Bro Kamala said:
Oh I guess it's about Cornette. I didn't see original thread it was from but saw our boy Bix talking about it.

Still a pretty dumb fucking defense even if it's a mild to moderate racist instead of one of the top 10 most prominent racists in the country.

Oh, no doubt. Because we all know if you're racist, you're going to make sure to announce it before making statements. Satin is horrible either way
 

King Kamala

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https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1254926457412874240
Being a bit rough in the ring is way worse than coercing all of your opponents into grabbing your dick.
 

909

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If Vader was actually stiffing that guy he would have been a bloody pulp.

I miss when wrestlers were really good at making it look like they were beating the shit out of someone.
 

Laz

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I guess Joey never heard about how Vader was an inconsolable mess when he botched a powerbomb on a jobber and thought he crippled him. Or that Vader drew actual money without having to pretend to be a sex offender.
 
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