Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread

[Zetterberg is God]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)

Haha I'm not going but would be hilarious if another Alberta card hit the skids.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)

Not a steroid per say but Kurt Holobaugh has been suspended for 9 months by the NSAC, fined $750 and his win over Matt Besette in the debut episode of Tuesday Night Contender Series after he admitted to not disclosing that he used an IV to rehydrate after the weigh-ins. No word on whether or not his contract offer will be negated by this.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)

Lil Nog popped by USADA.

 

[KOAB]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)

Anderson is out at Shanghai.

 

[909]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)

Well, his benefit of the doubt has been permanently revoked. Mighty Mouse is the GOAT.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Nah, GSP. Johnson is the strongest performer in mma history relative to the lopsided nature of his fights/scorecards/damage taken but his resume can't stack up to Rush.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Also unless Brunson steps up to fight Kelvin on this card just cancel the fucking thing.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Anderson is looking at an 8 year ban.

Hello, Japan!

 

[Just Call Me Dan]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

How does an 8 year ban come about? They combine infractions?

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

He's a repeat offender because of his failed test against Nick so the penalties are stiffer.

 

[ViciousFish]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Following along with Jones’ CSAC hearing is doing nothing but proving he might be the dumbest motherfucker ever.

 

[909]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

He's gonna get his and his management's licenses taken away.

 

[ViciousFish]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

He admitted fraud. But isn’t a cheater.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Fabby Werdum dun got snoooped by USADA.

 

[909]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

https://twitter.com/MaulerMMA/status/1036990958942924800

the motherfuckin fishiest shit I have EVER READ

 

[KOAB]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

They're literally using DC's piss and acting like it's Jones tests is how I'm reading that.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

the ufc is a promotion.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

I think we see Jones vs DC III get announced soon for the main event of the MSG card is how I'm reading that, oddly enough. One of the companies who previously had sponsored Jones has re-signed him and they used the wording "The king is back" in their promotional material for it.

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

2 year ban for Werdum for taking trenbolone which is an anabolic steroid. UFC career is probably over but he's got the Coker Connection so he could end up in Bellator at the end of it even though he'd be 43 then.

Edit: For those of us keeping track it took USADA to issue a suspension from the flagging date until now less then 4 months. Jon Jones still hasn't received a sentence and it's been almost 14 months since he got flagged. The case for DC/Jones III at Madison Square Garden just got a serious boost.

 

[Broward83]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Jones apparently just got 15 months

 

[Lord of The Curry]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Not apparently, he did. Can return as of Oct 28th, just in time for the MSG card if they want him on there. He's also going to be a USADA snitch for the rest of whatever career he has left assuming he can stay away from the needle, I'm sure everybody who's ever trained with him is now shitting themselves and questioning what he saw and heard if they were on anything at any point.

 

[Youth N Asia]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

They found trace amounts of the same shit in Jones that they found last year. Nevada won’t license him. 232 has been moved to California.

 

[AA484]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

From what I understand, its residual effects of what is left in his system and isn't something to be alarmed about... yet.

 

[KOAB]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Drug from 2017 test randomly shows up kinda like it was a microdose a week from 2019 on the eve of his fight week.. when did they start testing Jones again? I assume it was before this with his history and status so if there were any issues then wouldn't it have made some news?

 

[ViciousFish]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Tom Lawlor says he got 2 years for the same amount of ostarine.

 

[KOAB]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

Also this whole excuse from USADA/WME stinks. So many guys who used long term in the pre-USADA era any form of Turinabol would've had this magical issue where they might fail a test at any time for the rest of their career like they're trying to pass this off as.

I forgot USADA also mysteriously deleted a recent Lesnar test and haven't updated their site since Dec 7th.

 

[909]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/12/28/18159636/csac-was-not-given-jon-jones-adverse-finding-information-before-december-hearing

This guy should be banned for life.

 

[909]

Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)

https://twitter.com/_Ariana05_/status/1010968478763937793

Compare this to how he looks now LIRL

 

[BruiserBrody]

As the announcers were bantering to close the show they buried Lesnar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWCn-wLF8wA

Paraphrasing:
"If Jones had a speck of whatever in his system, Lesnar has a brick"

 

[NoCalMike]

Dom usually comes of as intelligent on issues but last night he was just being a dumb company man. Lesnar of course has roids in him for pro wrestling. It isn't something he is hiding, which is why he can't just step into the UFC to fight on a whim, he has to detox his body. The difference is Bones is likely juicing and lying about it and recycling these dumbass arguments made by other UFC company boys.

It should be rather simple to test clean. Don't ingest banned substances. DC tweeted Dom on the spot during the post-show to call him out for saying "this testing stuff aside" ummm...the fuck? So that is the new plan, ignore that Bones continues to fail tests because hey "people want to see the fight"