Candy.

[alfdogg]

I got some of these today from the Sweet factory. They're called "Sour Fantasy Belts", and they're tremendous.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

My top five:

1. Chunky
2. Maple Bun
3. Junior Mints
4. Cadbury Creme Egg
5. Coffee Crisp

I fucking hate all sour chemical candy.

 

[Smartly Pretty]

I didn't know Agent was 70 years old.

 

[Star Ocean 2]

What about the ultimate grandpa candy, Werther's Original?

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

I didn't know Agent was 70 years old.

I bet you'd like to eat one of those Sour Strips with Alfdogg just like those dogs in Lady and the Tramp.

 

[KanadianKrusty]

Rockets anyone?

 

[MillenniumMan831]

Those the same as Smarties?

 

[Sesquipedaliantique]

What? Obviously not. Look at them.

 

[Smues]

If I remember correctly from a discussion at the old place they're called rockets in Canada and Smarties in the US? Either way I know them as Smarties, and they kick ass. In Highschool I would often buy a large bag of them from Walmart and give myself quite the sugar high.

You know what I got hooked on in the last few years?

Never cared for them as a kid for some reason but they are yum yum delicious. Probably not great for my teeth though.

 

[Sesquipedaliantique]

oh right. i thought you were talking about

http://www.dcs.shef.ac.uk/~mark/blog/blog_files/misc/smarties.jpg

 

[Mik]

When I lived in Australia I ate a pack of Maltesers seemingly every day.

Just last year someone brought them in to work and I fucking stole the whole box full of bags and enjoyed every second of it. Mostly because it brought back good memories, too.

But yeah, in general I like anything with toffee in it.

 

[Smues]

So are Maltesers the same as Whoppers? Or are they whoppers with a toffee flavor or something?

 

[Mik]

The toffee was an aside... sorry about the phrasing.

They are malt balls but taste nothing like Whoppers. Heavier on the chocolate, less on the malt and not as crunchy.

 

[Rendclaw]

Give me Haribo gummi bears and I am happy.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Rockets/Smarties can fuck off and die. They're like really sweet Rolaids.

 

[MillenniumMan831]

What? Obviously not. Look at them.

Hey look, they're the same

 

[Rendclaw]

If you're going to go that route, go all the way and get a three foot long pixy stix.

 

[Smues]

I use to love those giant pixy stix too. Not so much anymore, but as a kid many of them were consumed.

Odd aside: I knew a girl who would snort pixy stix. I can only imagine it was practice for snorting cocaine.

 

[The Coat Is My Father]

Snorting Pixie Stix was a fad in my middle school, too. I never did it, because I'm not an idiot, but it was nearly ubiquitous.

My favorite candies are circus peanuts, strawberry milk flavored Whoppers, Sweet Tarts, and those little cherry balls that come in pouches that cost fifty cents each. I have a sweet tooth, and a major weakness for processed fake fruit flavored sugary crap.

 

[DrVenkman PhD]

This all seems really familiar, but...

I hate Rockets, Canadian Smarties are like M&Ms and I never ate the red ones last, and I'm surprised to see Coffee Crisp listed as an Agent Favourite as I thought it was a Canadian exclusive.

 

[DCH]

I fucking love Maltesers. they're delicious.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

My favorite candies are circus peanuts

You're a sick motherfucker, you know that? Worst candy there is.

Coffee Crisp is at least in my vending machine at work. I have no idea how prevalent it is. Odd thing: I dislike coffee. I've tried to like it, but don't. Don't like regular cup of coffee, or gay girly polysyllabic shit that has sprinkles on it. Hot or cold.

However, I do like coffee flavored bullshit! Candy, ice cream. Those are tasty! Makes no sense.

 

[Agent of Oblivion]

Worst fucking god damn candy

1. Circus Peanuts
2. Sour Chemical Gummy Anything
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts
5. Valentines antacid hearts with shit written on 'em

 

[The Coat Is My Father]

You're a sick motherfucker, you know that? Worst candy there is.

You've told me this before.

I like every single candy that you hate. If it tastes like chemical factory byproduct, I'll scarf that shit down.

 

[KanadianKrusty]

Worst fucking god damn candy

2. Sour Chemical Gummy Anything
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts

God damn that's half my diet right there

 

[chuck415]

Worst fucking god damn candy

1. Circus Peanuts
2. Whoppers
3. Smarties/Rockets
4. Sweet Tarts
5. Valentines antacid hearts with shit written on 'em

Fixed.

 

[Vitamin X]

Worst fucking god damn candy

Corn Nuts. The End.

 

[Byron The Bulb]

No it's black licorice. Black licorice is the worst candy.

 

[ericmm]

Whereas Reeses Cups are the best.

 

[Smues]

Ditto loving 2 3 and 4 on agent's worst list.

Re: black licorice. At a young age I made myself like that and black jelly beans0 because no one else did so it was the easy way to et free candy.