Fight My Brute! TSM Battles~!

[Mazto]

I'll occasionally combo strike people, which is cool although this chick impaled me with her spear in my last fight of the day.

I had a fun little fist fight with a guy who is almost exact opposite (Full strength, little speed) which I just bearly lost because he countered as I lunged for the killing punch.

 

[fazzle]

The biggest problem with my guy is his speed.

Level 6, and I still have a speed of *2*

Slow ass mother fucker. I want a pet too.

 

[Mazto]

Smitty!!!!!

http://mazto.mybrute.com/fight/48640158

Damn you and your club.

 

[Twisted Intestine]

My level 2 kicks the shit out of Mazto's level 3:

http://twistedintestine.mybrute.com/fight/48968839

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Fuck... I can't link the fight properly... meh. Needless to say, I had a speck of power left on Smitty and he beat me. Fuck your dog and your club!

 

[Mazto]

My level 2 kicks the shit out of Mazto's level 3:

http://twistedintestine.mybrute.com/fight/48968839

When did I get level 3? Hmmmm... Your triple combo with the dagger owned me.

 

[Mazto]

I rolled another fighter.... she's badass.

She does a freakin' Mike Hagger spinning piledriver thing and she has a trident!


http://safada.mybrute.com/fight/?d=006;k=b303bfa52255

Watch me own some dude!

Upon actually reading my skill for the spinning drop thing, it's a Samoan Drop Slam from Hell.

 

[Jingus]

My first guy is now on level 4. He still only has fifty-something hit points. Unless he just happens to run into some poor schmuck with neither dog nor weapon, an uncommon occurance, he loses every single time. I'm starting to have paranoid thoughts along the lines of space aliens paying the government 23 dollars in a conspiracy to keep my Brute ridiculously weak so as to bring about the new world order.

 

[oldskool]

http://gorillamonsoon.mybrute.com/fight/50178148

Ha, take that fazzle. Throw your knife at me, will you!

 

[KOAB]

I rolled another fighter.... she's badass.

She does a freakin' Mike Hagger spinning piledriver thing and she has a trident!


http://safada.mybrute.com/fight/?d=006;k=b303bfa52255

Watch me own some dude!

Upon actually reading my skill for the spinning drop thing, it's a Samoan Drop Slam from Hell.

http://koab.mybrute.com/fight/50398730
I thought I was gonna OJ this bitch with my dagger.

 

[KOAB]

I have a club.

http://doctor-hook.mybrute.com/

http://koab.mybrute.com/fight/50398730

You is a cheater... just wait till I get my shit right around level 7

 

[Mazto]

I rolled another fighter.... she's badass.

She does a freakin' Mike Hagger spinning piledriver thing and she has a trident!


http://safada.mybrute.com/fight/?d=006;k=b303bfa52255

Watch me own some dude!

Upon actually reading my skill for the spinning drop thing, it's a Samoan Drop Slam from Hell.

http://koab.mybrute.com/fight/50398730
I thought I was gonna OJ this bitch with my dagger.

HAGGER DROP RULES ALL!

 

[Twisted Intestine]

http://twistedintestine.mybrute.com/fight/53533294

KOAB, you didn't even wait for me to land in the ring and you were punching me in the face, you nigga.

 

[Exslade ZX]

Somehow missed this posted here, but saw it elsewhere. I've signed up as well.

http://exsladius.mybrute.com/

Man, I've been bored today.

 

[Mazto]

http://mazto.mybrute.com/fight/?d=koab;k=2062d6b9325a


Club + Shadow Step = OWNED

 

[fazzle]

My guy finally hit level 7 today, it's taking a long ass time between level ups now.

Partially because my guy is so incredibly underpowered for level 7.

 

[HarleyQuinn]

Hit level 6 and saw my agility and speed both boost to 4. Finally seem to start racking up some victories as well.

 

[fazzle]

Holy fuck I just got raped

http://fazzle.mybrute.com/fight/63421464

 

[Mazto]

Holy fuck I just got raped

http://fazzle.mybrute.com/fight/63421464

I had someone with a gray wolf do that to me today too.

 

[bigolsmitty]

I gots 2 dogs now.

 

[Jingus]

Gotta love fights like that (or this: http://jingus2.mybrute.com/fight/68358543 ) where it's clear that you never even had a chance of winning since the other guy was superior to your brute in every single way. Which makes me wonder things like, why do level 4 fighters have the grey wolves and giant bears which make a fight completely unwinnable? Why does my level 5 guy still only have 57 hit points, when his other weapons, attributes, and abilities do not make up for this deficiency? They must put some kind of digital cocaine on this website, because I have no idea why else I'd keep coming back every day.

 

[Mazto]

I love that my Safada fights like she's completely retarded now. I was on a roll with her, but now she'll pull out her trident and attack once and toss it away for the short sword which does fuck all damage wise. If the opponent has a pet she'll drop her Big Special on the dog too.

I put her in a tournament and there was a level 107 in it. The dude had 4 dogs, a bear, and like 11 weapons.

 

[Twisted Intestine]

Gotta love fights like that (or this: http://jingus2.mybrute.com/fight/68358543 ) where it's clear that you never even had a chance of winning since the other guy was superior to your brute in every single way. Which makes me wonder things like, why do level 4 fighters have the grey wolves and giant bears which make a fight completely unwinnable? Why does my level 5 guy still only have 57 hit points, when his other weapons, attributes, and abilities do not make up for this deficiency? They must put some kind of digital cocaine on this website, because I have no idea why else I'd keep coming back every day.

They like to keep it realistic. They look into your inner soul and design your brute accordingly. Your brute sucks much like yourself.

 

[Jingus]

With hardware like that, you'd think there would be more useful or at least more profitable applications out there than just picking up spare change from the ads on a goofy free internet game. Mayhaps this is the beta test version?

EDIT: oh, sorry, I forgot. "I suck? I don't suck. YOU suck! Because you are a homosexual who performs fellatio!" And yo mama's so fat, or something.

 

[KOAB]

Y'all niggas don't wanna fuck wit me now.... I got da falcon punch on my shit now.

Oh yeah, the type of character you pick Jingus doesn't really do anything special until around level 11 or 12

 

[Twisted Intestine]

My guys been stuck on level 3. I went a day or two without fighting, but still. I only get 3 fights a day, is that the same as everyone else? I managed to get in the tournament today, so maybe that will help.

 

[Mazto]

Yeah, you only get 3 fights a day, I think the key to "power leveling" is getting pupils.

 

[JHawk]

http://tsmjhawk.mybrute.com/

 

[Twisted Intestine]

http://twistedintestine.mybrute.com/fight/?d=cube-mute;k=803a82b4bbd4

look at that weapon! The only reason he beat me, that fucker!

 

[vivisectvi]

Gotta say, the whip is an awesome weapon. Every time my guy breaks it out he ends up hitting 3 shots in a row.