Frozen Gas Station Drink Battle

[King Kamala]

Pick your (literal?) poison. Which non alcoholic, (occasionally) carbonated beverage is your choice?

 

[King Kamala]

Also I had no idea it was Slush Puppie not Slush Puppy. GD Mandela Effect.

 

[Epic Springs]

Slurpee is the only thing on that list I've had, I think so it wins by default. Coke Slurpeee ftw.

 

[Baby Shoes]

I’m not seven. None. I need alcohol in my frozen sugar shits.

 

[King Kamala]

I haven’t drank any frozen beverage, alcoholic or baby drinks, in a few years. I feel like if I did now, I would die of diabetic shock.

I feel the late great Dr Venkman and me talked about Frosters once. My power rankings would be Slurpees, Frosters, Slush Puppie, Icee. There was a 5-10 year period from the mid ‘90s to early ‘00s where 7-11 couldn’t operate in Maine, for some weird reason, which coincided with my peak frozen beverage consumption so I have drank a lot of Slush Puppies in my time.

Sorry to the other NEW ENGLAND MEN that I can’t remember what Cumberland Farms’ Slurpee knockoff is called but it would competing with Icees for last place on my power ranking. Although maybe it is better now that Cumbys revamped their menus.

 

[Baby Shoes]

NEW ENGLAND MAN and you omitted Dunkin’. Don’t they have non-coffee Coolatta’s? And I’m sure someone like @SFH has an affinity for Orange Julius as it was the first place he saw down a cashier’s shirt or something

 

[King Kamala]

I feel like a Coolata (and Orange Julius) are a different category. You want me to include McDonalds smoothies in this poll, @Baby Shoes !? C'mon man!

 

[Baby Shoes]

Did you change the title to Gas Station or was I not paying attention when I dissented?

 

[King Kamala]

I did based on your feedback to be more specific. I listen to all of my Twitter followers. Even @Dandy

 

[Hawk 34]

I voted slush puppy only because of the parameters of gas station. Icees for me have always been a staple of a movie theater and not a gas station.

slush puppies are meant forever to be wedged between coffee and day old donuts with sticky straws piled up under the cups.

 

[King Kamala]

I don't think I've seen a Slush Puppies machine in a gas station/corner store where the floors weren't sticky. Usually there is Chester Fried Chicken (or its even lower rent relative Krispy Krunchy Chicken) for sale and occasionally DVDs to rent despite it being 2020.

 

[Hawk 34]

I bet you go blue slush puppie you disgusting oaf.

 

[King Kamala]

Red Slush Puppie for life.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Red ... for life.

MAGAMALA

 

[Hawk 34]

Red Slush Puppie for life.

 

[SFH]

NEW ENGLAND MAN and you omitted Dunkin’. Don’t they have non-coffee Coolatta’s? And I’m sure someone like @SFH has an affinity for Orange Julius as it was the first place he saw down a cashier’s shirt or something

mannnn you are realllllly over estimating the Orange Julius cashiers of 1990s swampland.

 

[Baby Shoes]

Some may find the thick Cajun accent alluring

 

[SFH]

If you're thinking Harry Connick, Jr, sure.

I live more in the Bobby Boucher area. Our Orange Julius servers were less Vikki Valencourt and more Clint Howard.

 

[Mickey Massuco]

What about the real Louisiana Man

 

[King Kamala]

Our Orange Julius servers were more Clint Howard.

Like @Baby Shoes said, some find the Cajun accent very alluring.

 

[Dandy]

@SFH, do you sound like the South Park Shrimp Guy? Should I start reading your posts in a creole accent?

 

[SFH]

.....I'd refer you to the clips from my friend's indy flick, but I was putting on a fake voice so that's no help. But I am 50% midwestern redneck, 25% rural LA country redneck, and 25% Cajun French.