If the Reaper can take Hodge, Keith Richards is on the clock.
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The most incredible Hodge story Corny tells is that Hodge was in a car wreck and broke his neck. He then walked for help while holding his head and neck in place so it wouldn't move and paralyze him or whatever.
That undersells the story. Hodge punched his way out of his car that had driven into a LAKE. Then he flagged down help after reaching shore, holding his neck.