Watch this Sizzler promotion commercial from 1991, Baby Shoes.

[King Kamala]

Look at all of these happy white people. THIS IS SO PATRIOTIC! Everyone was FIRED UP after we molly whopped Iraq in Operation: Desert Storm.

 

[King Kamala]

This is the America that Republicans want. Unlimited salad bar options, smiling, chipper wait staff in bow ties, and barely any BIPOC.

brb. I'm going to enlist in the miltary.

 

[Baby Shoes]

No better way to celebrate freedom than sizzler tbh

wonder if they banned this commercial when they found out some of the kids grew up and got in same sex relationships

also a nearly five minute sizzler commercial is like getting a nearly five hour Adam Sandler movie

 

[geniusMoment]

Where were they running 5 minute commercials? This couldn't have been from tv due to the length.

 

[King Kamala]

Fun fact: This couple went on to become Baby Shoes’ parents