Picking this up.
Jeff Jarrett is defending the US Title in a Bunkhouse Brawl match with Screamin' Norman Smiley.
Well, OK
Norman Smiley is in complete South Carolina Gamecocks football uniform, complete with pads. Jeff Jarrett is wearing an nWo 2000 tanktop and black jeans.
This is the last episode of Thunder on Thursdays. On Smackdown!, Triple H would defend the title against Rikishi. PROBABLY a better episode than this.
I have no idea why the #2 heel in the company is having a semi-competitive No DQ match with a comedy wrestler. But the main event of Smackdown was the #1 heel having a great match with a comedy wrestler and we all loved it! Wrestling is weird.
Jeff Jarrett wins after the El Kabong and Stroke.
Terry Funk saunters down, cursing out Jeff Jarrett.
David Flair sneaks up and attacks Double J. What a swerve. Terry Funk handcuffs Jeff Jarrett as David Flair chokes him with the crowbar. Terry Funk says the nWo 2000 has two minutes to get out and they'll trade Flair for Double J.
We're back from commercial break and Funk is comically bonking a garbage can lid against Jarrett as Flair chokes him with a crowbar.
Kevin Nash, Bret Hart, and Big Poppa Pump come out with Double A. They'll make the trade if Terry Funk agrees to a match with Kevin Nash at Souled Out. If Funk wins, the nWo 2000 will become dismantled. If Nash wins, he becomes Commissioner. Tony Schiavone pops in and says this all sounds very heavy. I thought he just wandered off when Juvy and Psychosis showed up.
Terry Funk agrees to the match but he wants a match tonight. He thinks SID is the man to win the WCW World Title but he wants a non title hardcore match with Bret Hart. DOES BRET HART HAVE THE KAHUNAS?
Bret Hart: You wanna challenge me for the belt?
Ooh boy. Bret's concussion is showing a bit.
Bret Hart: I might just kill you Terry Funk!
nWo swaps Arn for Double J but Bret hits Arn Anderson with the bat on the way down. ARN IS SUPPOSED TO REF THE WORLD TITLE MATCH AT SOULED OUT! Well, remember what the other guy in the match did to Arn.