1. Corny
2. Disqo
3. Russo
4. Prichard
Cornette would have the best stories and I could trade barbs with him the entire time in defense of 2010s indies. Chatting about horror movies of the past and why he's missing out on not actually giving true 80s classics a chance would be fun, too. Plus, if he wanted to try something physical, I'd break his fucking neck.
Disco is underrated in every regard and makes a lot more sense when he talks wrestling than people are willing to give him credit for. He's also the funniest option of the four. Politics not so much, but he's a distant #2 and only because...
Russo's BRO BRO BRO BRO vernacular and the amount of bullshit in his system would stink up the joint. Still, though, he has a level of self-awareness that Corny doesn't, if you ever caught the nL EWR charity stream they did with him, so there would he a few funny parts.
The only one I'd have an actual problem with that may result in a Slim-style evisceration would be Prichard. He is a gutterslime brown nose piece of shit whose recollection of events hinge on who is paying him for what at that current moment. I don't respect corporate types, let alone those whose tenure is so heavily linked to playing the political game as Prichard's is.