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Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 06:15:23 AM
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Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title)

RVD vs. Abyss and the lame angle which is sure to follow

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown)

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles)

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref)

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title)

Plus a special guest appearance from THEY, who are not at all like the voices in Randy Orton's head who tell him to do things.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 09, 2010, 06:20:05 AM
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Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal

whyyyyyyyy
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 09, 2010, 07:21:13 AM
So we can hear Orlando Jordan's awesome theme music. Duh.

Also, genital rubbing.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 09, 2010, 07:23:17 AM
Point of contention one- You forgot TEAM 3D'S GIGANTICLY HUGE BIG MOTHA TRUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF TAG TEAM WRESTLING FOREVER.

Point of contention two- I'm almost 100% sure Lethal versus Williams has never been mentioned before.

Point of contention three- GenMe need dorky ring gear, for they are dorks.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Venkman on October 09, 2010, 07:59:06 AM
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Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Thrasher on October 09, 2010, 08:09:02 AM
Plus a special guest appearance from THEY, who are not at all like the voices in Randy Orton's head who tell him to do things.

Maybe it's THEY who named Vader.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 08:16:37 AM
Point of contention one- You forgot TEAM 3D'S GIGANTICLY HUGE BIG MOTHA TRUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF TAG TEAM WRESTLING FOREVER.

Point of contention two- I'm almost 100% sure Lethal versus Williams has never been mentioned before.

Point of contention three- GenMe need dorky ring gear, for they are dorks.

Counterpoint #1- No one cares about Team 3D.

Counterpoint #2-I got it on Wikipedia, so blame them

Counterpoint #3- They look like bargain basement Hardyz, even more so than the Hardyz.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 08:18:55 AM
Counterpoint #2B-TNA put up a shitty promo pic advertising Lethal-Williams, so take that KC
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 08:26:37 AM
Ok, Real Talk before the TNA Defense Forces and King of the Troll People bob barron come in here and yell at me:

Lethal-Williams and MCMG vs. GenMe should be good. And, the combined forces of AJ, Kaz, Beer Money and Matt w/ Morgan might pull of a miracle and drag something watchable out of Tommy Dreamer's band of merry hasbeens. Plus, Nash.

I don't care about the title match, or the Knockouts match, and the rest is going to be terrible for one reason or another.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Venkman on October 09, 2010, 08:29:09 AM
TNA's website also lists the X Division title bout.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: wnyxmcneal on October 09, 2010, 08:36:07 AM
What is BPSS even talking about? Weird.

Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 09, 2010, 08:39:29 AM
Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?

Well... TNA used up all his dates on his contract before setting up a new deal with him and that's why Abyss nearly killed him and all it did was give RVD "bad vibes" and he had to call Hogan up and talk to him for a few hours to get some "positive vibes" back into his life.
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Post by: wnyxmcneal on October 09, 2010, 08:41:49 AM
Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?

Well... TNA used up all his dates on his contract before setting up a new deal with him and that's why Abyss nearly killed him and all it did was give RVD "bad vibes" and he had to call Hogan up and talk to him for a few hours to get some "positive vibes" back into his life.

I knew the real reason, which just makes TNA look so bush league, but I was wondering what the storyline was, since I don't watch impact. I'd like to catch the show, but I have movies to see
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 09, 2010, 08:48:27 AM
well I also included the great storyline. Once Hogan rallied RVD he came back despite doctor's orders bandaged like a mummy and he's the only man who can stop THE ABYSS. After he's done with Abyss he gets the first shot against the new champion.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 09:20:18 AM
You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 09, 2010, 09:21:43 AM
TNA's website also lists the X Division title bout.

OHH, I see. It's one of those deals.

I just figured they'd announced it on television or something and I just missed it. How silly of me.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 09:24:39 AM
I'm sure Dixie's gone on twitter to heartily endorse this product

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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 09, 2010, 09:29:31 AM
Are we associating The Simpsons with TNA since both have stuck around much longer than they should have?
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 09:31:19 AM
Are we associating The Simpsons with TNA since both have stuck around much longer than they should have?

No, the last 10 years of The Simpsons are still better than anything TNA's ever done.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 09, 2010, 09:32:46 AM
I think we're associating TNA with The Simpsons because we're TSM and it's kinda second nature to associate anything with The Simpsons if it means we get to make Simpsons references.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 09:48:43 AM
I think we're associating TNA with The Simpsons because we're TSM and it's kinda second nature to associate anything with The Simpsons if it means we get to make Simpsons references.

Point of Contention #1-We don't need to associate anything with the Simpsons to make Simpsons references.

Point of Contention #2- It's The Real TSM.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 09, 2010, 09:58:04 AM
TNA should be exclusive for Family Guy references.

HEY DIXIE DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A DRAW IN 1988?
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: wnyxmcneal on October 09, 2010, 10:22:02 AM
You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.

You were trolling, though. I was expressing my displeasure at a word
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 10:58:38 AM
TNA should be exclusive for Family Guy references.

HEY DIXIE DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A DRAW IN 1988?

Oh come on Matt.com, even TNA doesn't deserve that.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.

You were trolling, though. I was expressing my displeasure at a word

And I thought you were trolling. Differing Opinions!
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Post by: wnyxmcneal on October 09, 2010, 11:16:04 AM
Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 11:21:23 AM
Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune

I sure hope not if it means continuing the angle.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 09, 2010, 11:34:07 AM
Supposedly people in TNA have figured they're not working, hence them not being as focal a point of the show as they were, so I'm guesing this might be when they finish the ECW angle.

How about turning Fortune face and having them go against "They"? C'mon, how can people not cheer for a drunk Ric Flair cutting promos and hitting on Dixie?

 
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Post by: Herb on October 09, 2010, 11:35:04 AM
Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune

Dreamer/Rhino beat Beer Money in that lumberjack tag match but that was about it. The angle does need to end though.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 09, 2010, 12:00:46 PM
Fortune are heels? Because they're the best guys in the company and I agree with everything they've done.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 09, 2010, 12:09:02 PM
The Fortune face turn began with Icing Ric Flair.

I will not completely shit on TNA like I usually do if they give me this awesome group as faces with more coked out Ric Flair promos like the last one on Reaction.;
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 09, 2010, 12:21:11 PM
If "They" really is Bischoff, Jarrett, Hogan..etc, they might have to turn Fortune face. Who better to defend Dixie and TNA than a bunch of homegrown stars? Also, Flair wants to bang Dixie, so that's his motive for helping her  ;D

They DO seem to be coming off less heelish lately, so maybe that's an indication. 
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: AlaskanHero on October 09, 2010, 01:31:25 PM
To answer why RVD gave up the title even though he's back before the new champion is crowned, it's because he wouldn't have been able to defend it within 30 days. He's supposed to get first shot at whoever's the champ after BFG. Makes sense since they want RVD vs. Abyss, but it's kinda nonsensical in regards to the world championship.

Also, count in on hoping for crazy Ric Flair cutting coked out face promos.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 09, 2010, 01:33:09 PM
Yeah the stupid part is that he'll actually be having a match before someone wins the title he vacated...but within the fake rules of wrestling...he couldn't defend the belt within the 30 days so he should be stripped no matter when they get a new champion.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: geniusMoment on October 09, 2010, 05:01:49 PM
If this PPV ends with Hogan, Nash, Hall and Bischoff in mid-ring laughing at all the marks for believing anything they said, and with Dixie having signed over the company to Bischoff, then TNA is truly the greatest company (wrestling or otherwise) in the world.  Just the fact that TNA is stupid enough to have me even have a slight notion that a new NWO could end the ppv says it all.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 09, 2010, 11:15:48 PM
There's no way, absolutely no way whatsoever that the PPV's going to end with Hogan, Nash, Hall and Bischoff in the ring.

Because Jarrett's gonna be there.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:30:34 AM
So is Jericho.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:34:11 AM
Also, The Rock
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:35:37 AM
The game is to list totally improbable appearances, right?
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:42:13 AM
THEY, or people they won't be. I don't know.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 01:04:28 AM
I'm dead serious about Jarrett.

Him and Hulk are going to do the GOAstruts over the bodies of the TNA roster.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 04:11:56 AM
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 10, 2010, 04:22:28 AM
Call up Vegas, boys. I'm making my predictions.

Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title) - I think Angle wins every match where he puts the retirement stip on his own head for no reason. Plus, he just won $100,000, and Hogan and Dixie and Bischoff probably think that having money means you're the greatest or something. Check out the audio commentary on Simpsons episode 4F12 Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie for more information on this theory.

RVD vs. Abyss and the lame angle which is sure to follow - Since RVD is the defacto number one contender and Abyss is a monster, and especially since this is designed to blow off several angles, it will end in a no contest.

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown) - Fortune has to win, right? Is Brian Kendrick even still in this match?

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles) - A TNA super babyface push for TNA homegrown talent only lasts a month or two, plus GenMe works cheap.

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref) -whichever one Mickie accidentally said was champion on Reaction.

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J -Nash's last match. Whoever wins, we lose.

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal - whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title) - Jay Lethal wins on PPV and gets booked like a jobber on TV for the next month.

THEY - I don't know. I kinda lost interest a few minutes ago. Probably the dumb thing with Bischoff taking over.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 04:37:29 AM
Gen Me can't afford less dorky ring gear.

"THEY!!" have been built up pretty well and have likely got people interested. And when Bischoff, assuming it's him, reveals himself, he simply has to pull back his big,black hood and yell "IT WAS ME DIXIE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG DIXIE!!" before falling into a fit of mad laughter while an outraged Tazz screams "Son of a bitch!"

I've decided that this should be how every major heel reveal in wrestling is done.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 04:38:45 AM
Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title)- Anything else will be met with gigantic fuck-offs. Seriously, it doesn't matter who the champion is, but it shouldn't be Hardy and it shouldn't be Anderson. Plus if Angle loses, he "has to quit"/they have to come up with a twist in the storyline and that isn't going to happen/would suck.

RVD vs. Abyss- He has to. But who knows what this angle's going to entail. They'll have a hardcore match. Some people who loved Flair and Foley will hate this because it has Abyss in it, even though it'll be the same hardcore shit.

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown)- Dreamer the company man takes the fall. It'll be a bit of a cluster. AJ will doing something incredibly fucking dumb on the roof.

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles)- Too early to take them off the Guns.

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref)- Call it a hunch.

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J- NO CONTEST

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal- I don't hate any of these men as much as the rest of you seem to. Young will be goofy, we get to hear OJ's theme music, what more could you want?

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title)- Come on now, I don't think Douglas Williams would win the X-Division Title in a match with no build up or TV announcement. That's a prestigious belt you know.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 04:43:13 AM
What about Angle or Anderson winning and teaming with They?

Hardy won't turn heel, so it's one of those two if they do it.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 04:48:01 AM

RVD vs. Abyss- He has to. But who knows what this angle's going to entail. They'll have a hardcore match. Some people who loved Flair and Foley will hate this because it has Abyss in it, even though it'll be the same hardcore shit.

Luckily, I didn't like Flair-Foley, so I can hate on this with a clean conscience.

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Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal- I don't hate any of these men as much as the rest of you seem to. Young will be goofy, we get to hear OJ's theme music, what more could you want?

A mountain of bricks falls on Shannon Moore, who is never seen again.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 04:48:09 AM
You know the PPV is gonna end with Hogan wheelchair bound claiming that he wasn't involved with Bischoff schenagains. Then Nash will throw him off the stage, light a cigar with Bischoff in the ring, and it will cut to Hogan being helped by... GASP... FORTUNE! Then Sting gonna drop from da ceiling with a, "WHY BIG KEV, WHY??!!" then he gonna wind up the bat to take off his head... but the bat is grabbed by BIG FUCKING PUMP STEINER RECLINER OH YEAH. Ric Flair gonna get on Mic coked up as shit and Fortune officailyy become faces and they get ready to storm the ring... but Joe and Jarrett come down with weapons and beat them down... It's a fuck quadruple cross! Kurt Angle is gonna stroll down next with a chair and clear the ring... but then the fucking MIC DROPS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD and he's knocked out while we get a quick camera cut to Anderson around a bunch of buttons.

Tommy Dreamer will hobble down and help FORTUNE regroup as THEY is even more terrifying than imagined... HE'll CRY and RALLY... but then out comes SID! and Chokeslams for everyone not apart of THEY. TEAM 3D comes out to announce their big deal and it's that THEY ARE APART OF THEY.

Show ends with THEY which = Bischoff, Nash, Steiner, Jarrett, Joe, Anderson, Sid, and TEAM 3D as the new owners of TNA.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 04:49:25 AM
I can't hate on anything involving Sid, no matter how bad it is objectively speaking.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 04:52:04 AM
What I like about my main event angle is even though THE ABYSS has been building up THEY forever... he's nowhere to be seen during it? WHERE IS THE MAN WHO KNEW IT ALL? TUNE ON IMPACT TO FIND OUT!

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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 04:54:55 AM
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Woke up at exactly 10 on 10/10/10. Hopefully I win.

From my friend's facebook... I think he just won TNA.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 04:57:22 AM
Is there any way I can pay to see KOAB's PPV right now instead of watching the real one?
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 04:59:15 AM
I can get high and do some Paul London shit with my action figures... although all I have left is Maven and Lance Storm. But I would like your money still, sir
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 05:01:07 AM
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Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal- I don't hate any of these men as much as the rest of you seem to. Young will be goofy, we get to hear OJ's theme music, what more could you want?

A mountain of bricks falls on Shannon Moore, who is never seen again.

And the camera cuts to the control station, revealing Douglas Williams, finishing the job.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 05:04:45 AM
You know I'm surprised my scenario of the quick cut to just someone around a bunch of buttons whenever LIGHTS GOING OFF or some kind of HIJINX and BALLYHOO happen has never been used by TNA. I'd also like to see Anderson's mic drop on top off some peoples fucking heads. Especially if multiple mics drop down during the Gay & Goofy/INK INC match.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 05:46:15 AM
I usually don't even bother to stream TNA shows but I'm morbidly curious about this show after watching Impact/Reaction

It actually looks like there could be several good matches.  MCMG/Young Bucks always have awesome matches, Doug Williams-Lethal will probably be really good (of course these are the two matches that didn't get promoted AT ALL on TV). 

The Lethal Lockdown should be fun at least, especially if it involves all the ECW guys getting the shit kicked out of them until they get their hands on the weapons, and Flair at ringside will bring it obviously.

The 3 on 2 match will be a complete clusterfuck angle driven affair, but Jarrett/Joe have awesome babyface tag team potential so I hope they do extended heat on JJ and a hot tag to Joe before the BS starts

I haven't really been that impressed with any of the matches involving the trio in the main event, but they'll do a fast sprint with lots of moves and spots and stuff that could break any or all of their necks, and that'll be great if you don't care about selling or storytelling or anything like that.  Angle says it's going to be THE BEST MATCH EVER or some such nonsense, but even if you set the bar at best 3-way main eventing a TNA PPV I don't like their odds of having a better match than AJ-Daniels-Joe.

Oh, and Team 3D's announcement......when promoting the NY/New Jersey TNA shows they were hyping it as the last chance for their fans in the Tri-State to see them wrestle.....so 99% the announcement is they're retiring at the end of the year, and want to make one more run at the tag team titles before they're through
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Oh, and I forgot RVD/Abyss.  That could be decent too.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 06:11:56 AM
I'm honestly not excited for anything on the show. Which considering I watch every week and this is the "big show of the year" is pretty sad.

Guns vs. Gen Men should be good, but I've seen them wrestle twice in the past month (or so), so that's not carrying a show for me. And everything else is too much in the "could be good" range, or worse. And I don't care enough beyond the in-ring.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 06:14:35 AM
yeah, for BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR the card blows, but if you go in with no expectations as I and I am it's got potential to be surprisingly good

Or it could suck.  But that wouldn't be a surprise.
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Post by: Nymyzys on October 10, 2010, 06:24:07 AM
My friend and I are ordering this tonight. We have less than zero expectations, but since we weren't able to get this year's WM due to work schedules, we decided to get TNA's Mania. Guns vs GenMe should rule. The 3-Way for the TNA title should also be good. Angle and Anderson have been bringing it lately, and Hardy should be willing to kill himself like usual. RVD and Abyss should be able to put on a decent garbage match.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 06:38:49 AM
I don't really get this "Mr. Anderson has really stepped it up lately" talk from people. His last match was with Pope at the last PPV and it sucked. His last singles match before that must have been the 1/4 final match with Lethal, where Lethal outclassed him. Before that he was having crummy matches with Pope and Morgan. I can name one good Kennedy match off the top of my head and it's the Cage Match.

Maybe it's just something I can't see.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 06:44:46 AM
AJ Styles carried him to a good match on Impact... yes I'll say it again, AJ carried him. In that match it became really noticeable Kennedy is still doing the same stupid shit that got him fired from WWE.

I guess stepping it up means you have "ASSHOLE" on the back of your trunks and you can cuss now. If so, he's the best in the business.
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Post by: Chris G on October 10, 2010, 06:50:16 AM
I guess stepping it up means you have "ASSHOLE" on the back of your trunks and you can cuss now. If so, he's the best in the business.

Or calling Jeff Hardy by his full name.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 07:00:16 AM
I don't really get this "Mr. Anderson has really stepped it up lately" talk from people. His last match was with Pope at the last PPV and it sucked. His last singles match before that must have been the 1/4 final match with Lethal, where Lethal outclassed him. Before that he was having crummy matches with Pope and Morgan. I can name one good Kennedy match off the top of my head and it's the Cage Match.

Maybe it's just something I can't see.

No, Kennedy still blows.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 07:01:09 AM
BIG FUCKING PUMP STEINER RECLINER
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 10, 2010, 07:22:13 AM
BIG FUCKING PUMP STEINER RECLINER

Scott Steiner "Huh?!" The Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYNaj005ws#)
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 08:37:06 AM
I eagerly await the return of Heel Bischoff. He was awesome as Raw GM.

And I'm guessing what Dixie signed was an agreement to fire Abyss after the ppv. But she didn't read the fine print...
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
I'm dead serious about Jarrett going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 08:51:18 AM
I guess stepping it up means you have "ASSHOLE" on the back of your trunks and you can cuss now. If so, he's the best in the business.

Or calling Jeff Hardy by his full name.

Well, if we're talking babyfaces, who is the competition in wrestling? The creepy guy who paints his face and looks like a meth addict (probably because he is one), a bunch of of hasbeen ecw vets, a guy picking on a giant Eagle or the bland man who stars in sucky movies and wears gaudy in-ring gear?

I like the Anderson face character: he's turned face and is trying to turn over a new leaf, but he still can't be 100% good, as shown by him not being able to let Kurt leave on reaction without getting some sort of verbal shot in. And he's clearly paranoid about his new found friends not returning the favour and treating him with any respect. It's a depth of character you don't often see in wrestling. The "Asshole" stuff is silly, but not anything close to the dumbest thing I've ever seen to get someone over.
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Post by: Ed on October 10, 2010, 09:17:35 AM
the bland man who stars in sucky movies and wears gaudy in-ring gear?

And yet, Cena's battle against Nexus and now being forced to join them is somehow more interesting than most of the stuff going on in TNA right now.

Yeah...I think WWE is doing the whole "hostile takeover" angle better. I'd rather see an nWo-like angle in WWE than see the real deal, only older and with gray hair, in TNA.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 10, 2010, 09:21:05 AM
the bland man who stars in sucky movies and wears gaudy in-ring gear?

Kurt Angle?
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
Quote
--Tonight could be Kevin Nash's final match in TNA, based on what he's written on twitter.  His contract expires on Tuesday and as of the weekend he had not signed a new deal.  He has not posted anything since late Friday night.  On Saturday morning in TNA, the belief was his posting was part of a last minute tactic to get a boost in pay given he was in a key storyline.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 09:23:02 AM
Nash should go back to WWE as Michael Cole's bodyguard
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 09:24:00 AM
The idea that Hogan and Bischoff has wresled all control away from Dixie and will use it for evil...I'm fine with that.  Creating a new NWO faction is a horrid idea.  I'm so sure they're going to do the latter.

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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 09:25:12 AM
the bland man who stars in sucky movies and wears gaudy in-ring gear?

(http://oi34.tinypic.com/292xor8.jpg)

He's wearing the colors of God's team right now... best watch your contrarian for the sake of being contrarian tongue right now, boy.
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Post by: Ed on October 10, 2010, 09:27:38 AM
I would mark the fuck out if I ever heard this on WWE TV again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sk34QJ4TiQ
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Post by: muzzington on October 10, 2010, 09:31:07 AM
I'd mark out if that was playing while he was walking towards the commentary desk on NXT.
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Post by: Ed on October 10, 2010, 09:34:40 AM
Hell, I'd mark out if they played Diesel's first shitty entrance theme too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBQLz9YGMTg&feature=related
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 09:35:14 AM
the bland man who stars in sucky movies and wears gaudy in-ring gear?
And yet, Cena's battle against Nexus and now being forced to join them is somehow more interesting than most of the stuff going on in TNA right now.
Yeah...I think WWE is doing the whole "hostile takeover" angle better. I'd rather see an nWo-like angle in WWE than see the real deal, only older and with gray hair, in TNA.
I like the Cena-Nexus stuff, but they've probably done way too much damage to Nexus for it to be as good as it could have been. WWE already botched their hostile takeover storyline so now they have to do this. I did hate a lot of the Nash/Jarrett/Sting stuff till they put Joe and Pope in there and it got more interesting, with Pope knowing something is up and Joe selling out. They're still using way too many old guys, but they're at least throwing in some young blood too. It's strange because, yeah, it is nothing more than a NWO rip-off and once again shamelessly ripping off the past, but I think there's enough new stuff there to make it worthwhile. And I find it more interesting than WWE tv since they butchered the NXT invasion angle.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 09:41:48 AM
I would mark the fuck out if I ever heard this on WWE TV again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sk34QJ4TiQ

During his last run in WWE they used some shitty knockoff version of that.  It's like with Bret, they have to know that his other version is better, but they use this crap remix shit.

They'd probably use this shit again:

Kevin Nash WWE Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJxCuS1j1H0#)
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 09:43:38 AM
The idea that Hogan and Bischoff has wresled all control away from Dixie and will use it for evil...I'm fine with that.  Creating a new NWO faction is a horrid idea.  I'm so sure they're going to do the latter.



Depends who's in it. 
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 09:46:21 AM
It wouldn't have Fortune...and it would have Abyss...  That's what...8 strikes against it already?
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 09:54:22 AM
The idea that Hogan and Bischoff has wresled all control away from Dixie and will use it for evil...I'm fine with that.  Creating a new NWO faction is a horrid idea.  I'm so sure they're going to do the latter.



Depends who's in it. 

No more factions.  I've had it with factions in wrestling.  I don't care who is in it.  The last one I even slightly enjoyed may have been Evolution.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 09:56:54 AM
If Evolution was so great than how come they never Iced Ric Flair?
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 10:04:34 AM
I never realized before how much the Diesel theme sounds like the theme from Roseanne
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 10:09:21 AM
Nash, Cole, Punk=Commentary Dream Team. So much sarcasm it can hardly be contained.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 10:17:29 AM
HIS NAME IS CHET LEMON, GET IT RIGHT
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 10:58:50 AM
Chat?
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 10:59:48 AM
http://tinychat.com/boundforfailure (http://tinychat.com/boundforfailure)
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Post by: KingPK on October 10, 2010, 11:00:06 AM
No, Chet

Way to ruin my joke, KC.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:00:33 AM
Dammit.  PK beat me by 5 seconds.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:01:06 AM
No streams tonight as per F4W/WO (which is from TNA's website).

Of course they mean legal streams.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 11:03:40 AM
Ric Flair could be dead and in a casket and still be better than Mick Foley
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 11:03:42 AM
No, Chet

Way to ruin my joke, KC.

I realised how awesome that was and now feel bad.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
About time TNA did something that will change everything forever.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 11:11:07 AM
TNA is instantly about 5X better when it's outside of the Impact Zone
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:11:55 AM
That was some nice heel work by Gen Me to start their heat getting portion of the match.
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Post by: skullman80 on October 10, 2010, 11:12:51 AM
stream?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:13:50 AM
Anyone find a decent stream?
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Post by: skullman80 on October 10, 2010, 11:19:28 AM
Anyone find a decent stream?

http://www.veemi.com/watch?v=TnaBound4 (http://www.veemi.com/watch?v=TnaBound4)

works for me
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:21:07 AM
Holy crap.  That was a new one.  One of the Bucks tried a 450 and Shelley got his knees up and held him in place while Sabin used him to jump to the top rope and suplex the other Buck off of it.  I think that was the best match the two teams have had against each other.  It was really really good.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:26:02 AM
There were points where they we were working a bit light - I'm not complaining about safe ringwork, but it wasn't what I expected out of Shelly especially - but overall good stuff.

Sucks for the rest of the card.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:34:02 AM
The work they're doing isn't godawful yet...but it makes no sense for the other 2 girls to ever just stand on the apron during a pin attempt.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:36:51 AM
Hey a rare good camera angle in TNA of Madison peering at Tara from the outside.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:38:17 AM
Why is this on ppv?
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 11:40:04 AM
Ugh, the ppv started off good with a nice tag match.  The women's match was actually okay, now we get this crap.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:41:09 AM
This has to be just a setup for Team 3D running out, killing everyone, and announcing whatever they're doing.  Or at least let Abyss come out, kill everyone, and then move to the next match.
Title: "Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)
Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:41:09 AM
Why is THIS on PPV?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:41:35 AM
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:42:06 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:42:43 AM
"Jesse Neal just got blasted in the face by Orlando...and that can never be very good"
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 11:43:27 AM
I already explained this. Orlando Jordan's theme music, Eric being all wacky (which is a 1000% improvement on World Elite Eric), Tazz staying stupid shit. That's why.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:44:11 AM
Orlando does have really good theme music. 
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:44:22 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Is this a Bryan and Vinny song?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:44:51 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbAt_bgb2o#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbAt_bgb2o#ws)
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 11:47:35 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Is this a Bryan and Vinny song?

BEEEE! KHALI, YEAH~!
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:47:54 AM
SATCHEL ASS
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:48:48 AM
This is like the Dudebusters and Archer and the other EdgeHead somehow getting a match on a ppv.  Only not as good.
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 11:49:05 AM
Creepiest spot in forever.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:49:34 AM
Everyone in this match should be fired
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
Don't fire Eric
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Post by: AlaskanHero on October 10, 2010, 11:50:41 AM
I thought it was amusing. Also Orlando does have a good entrance theme.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:51:25 AM
Douglas Williams with the unenviable task of restoring dignity to this PPV.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
But he's British...so he's probably going to be alright.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:54:57 AM
His tights have the Williams family crest on them.

...

Dignity restored.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 11:57:07 AM
bps21, since I'm sure you paid money for this, what does the crest look like? It looks like a 'W' on my computer.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 11:57:46 AM
It's Angels Wings around the side of a fucking sword.  It's AWESOME.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 11:59:33 AM
Does it look like this?

(http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/4/4f/Thunderbird.jpg)
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:00:16 PM
Why did you just have that picture?

Clever finish.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
Good match, but I can't support Williams losing.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
That'll teach Lethal to grandstand.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:02:50 PM
Look out Lethal, it's the lowest rated segment on Impact!
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:03:27 PM
Tazz has misprounced the Shore people's names every time. God bless you, Tazz.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:04:43 PM
Yeah, show that mooley!
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Post by: AlaskanHero on October 10, 2010, 12:05:44 PM
I love watching Williams work. He's just great in everything he does.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Oh, this is going to suck.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 12:06:42 PM
Damn, that was a sick looking diamond cutter.  Anyone know if that guy can work?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:07:42 PM
I don't know if he can work...but if he can't have a good match with Lethal...we'll all know pretty quickly.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:07:58 PM
He's pretty good in matches that don't last longer then 10 minutes.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:08:21 PM
He's pretty good in matches that don't last longer then 10 minutes.

Then the X division is the perfect place for him.  Zing.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:10:42 PM
I wish storylines were all different and this was us finally getting the Joe/RVD rematch while Abyss was working that nothing handicap match.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:11:24 PM
MAY 19TH 101010
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:12:59 PM
A thousand years ago 10 10 10 was much cooler because it was actually 10 10 1010...and Hogan could still get in the ring.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
I did not think that table would hold him.  It's a good thing Van Dam ran.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:17:37 PM
oh shit the THEY match is now? I guess I better take a break from grading to see how stupid this ends up being.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
Oh shit.  It's about time that posing crap cost him.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:18:17 PM
oh shit the THEY match is now? I guess I better take a break from grading to see how stupid this ends up being.

I get the feeling they might not be revealing that until later.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:19:02 PM
Oh good, the "This is awesome" people showed up.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
No one appears any worse for wear from this barbed wire.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:21:46 PM
If Abyss hasn't been fired for his terrible acting, how am I to believe this firing will stick?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:22:49 PM
It won't stick past whenever they come in and overturn it anyway.  Although up until that point I like the concept of Van Dam getting his shot at revenge before they show Abyss the door.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
I hope THEY is the people who are going to give RVD a new theme.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:24:55 PM
oh shit the THEY match is now? I guess I better take a break from grading to see how stupid this ends up being.

I get the feeling they might not be revealing that until later.

LAME

edit: This Nash/Sting/Jarrett storyline is the worst Russo bullshit I've ever seen.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:25:01 PM
They = We = Abyss talking to himself.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:25:50 PM
That match was a...... thing.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:26:03 PM
The only thing this match has going for it is that Sting and Nash usually work harder for Joe than they do for anyone else.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
RVD actually showed some of the old ECW athleticism in that match.  So far this ppv has actually been good.  It hasn't been great or anything, but up until now the work has been pretty solid, with the only really stupid thing being the comedy tag.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:27:44 PM
That last match sucked, but not as bad as I thought; though, that's likely because they're delaying the stupid angle until the end of the show.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
Since I think that angle is going to grow out of this match's ending...I think it'll be done soon.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
The match wasn't really any good, but as an old ECW fan I liked the rolling thunder over the top rope spot.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 10, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
Can anybody else remember another barbed wire bump that RVD has taken?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:30:23 PM
lol, Jeff Jarrett isn't over even in his own company.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:31:26 PM
It was a Monster's Ball.  One year they lit Abyss on fire and didn't have a finish for another 10 minutes.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
The good thing about this match is at least they gave the three old guys in it the two youngest guys they find interesting and will give them a lot.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:33:04 PM
Does Sting wrestle in a t-shirt because he's fat now?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:34:08 PM
He hasn't been able to fully recover from his injury...so that means not being able to work out to get into cosmetic shape.  Which is hard enough at his age.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:35:23 PM
At this point Joe has worked so long that Jarrett's gotta be turning on him right?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:35:51 PM
He hasn't been able to fully recover from his injury...so that means not being able to work out to get into cosmetic shape.  Which is hard enough at his age.

Shorter bps21: Yes.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:36:25 PM
oh man I almost forgot that this is Kevin Nash's last match.  :'(
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 12:36:47 PM
Just saw the women's match. That was crap. Also nonsensical since they were clearly building up to Madison vs Mickie. I agree with Meltzer that the match will probably be better, Tara's way better than Madison, but it sends a bad message.

And Eric Young is now up there with Kane when it comes to "weirdest character development in wrestling ever."  
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:36:52 PM
This is stupid.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:38:03 PM
SAMOA JOE YOU JUST GOT STING'D
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:39:01 PM
YES TIME FOR THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME ASSHOLE ANDERSON
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:39:22 PM
Instead of letting the black dude get the win, Big Kev got to hit his finisher and get the pin in his last match :)
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
And now the show goes from stupid to STUPID STUPID STUPID.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:39:59 PM
HE SAID SHIT... RIVETING!!!

TIME FOR THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVER
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 12:40:08 PM
Nash pins Joe, leaves TNA to commentate on NXT
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:40:55 PM
what the fuck bubba beat d-von to the ring? time for retirement
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:41:02 PM
The major announcement is that they begged Vince long enough that he finally wore down and is letting them use the word "Dudley," I bet
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:41:39 PM
lol "mothertruckers" I;m glad TNA doesn't play by lame ass WWE PG rules.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 12:41:43 PM
"mothertruckers" is 2010's hottest catchphrase
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:42:01 PM
"Support of people like you"

Is this PBS?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:42:15 PM
In:  Mothertruckers
Out:  Asshole
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:42:38 PM
"Greatest Tag Team of all time?" psst. They're no Rhodes/McIntyre.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:42:49 PM
OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED AT WWE
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:43:02 PM
Say it isn't so Brother Ray!

And "bro"?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:43:49 PM
TNA crowds are the worst.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:44:11 PM
TEAM 3D IS RETIRED... BUT THE DUDLEY BOYZ... THEY'RE BACK!
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
MMG? Nice sign, hick.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:45:22 PM
You should be talking to McIntyre and Rhodes.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
They should be talking to Beer Money
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:46:05 PM
5 bucks that match happens on Reaction.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:46:14 PM
Well, that was uninspired. They're going to wait until the end of the show to reveal who THEY is, aren;t they :(
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:46:33 PM
5 bucks that match happens on Reaction.

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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:47:09 PM
No, Tenay, Taz was right.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:47:42 PM
lol, look at Tenay shilling for shitty Team 3D.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 12:47:51 PM
3D announces their retirement and wants one last shot at the tag titles

I AND I SO CALLED THAT!
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:48:00 PM
Tazz is totally right.  
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:48:14 PM
DVON JUST DID THE HIEL HITLER SING
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 12:48:54 PM
Ahaha TNA just wasted five minutes of THEIR BIGGEST PPV OF ALL TIMES on Tazz and Tenay arguing about The Dudley Boyz.
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Post by: Brodypedia on October 10, 2010, 12:49:21 PM
Meltz getting the wrong commentary twice on his PPV commentary....oh TNA!
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
Ahaha TNA just wasted five minutes of THEIR BIGGEST PPV OF ALL TIMES on Tazz and Tenay arguing about The Dudley Boyz.

Setting up the cage
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:50:23 PM
Short of a total squash, this match will be a disappointment.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
If Team 3D win, The Guns lose the titles.

If The Guns win, they disappear and Team 3D get a big send-off.

No good can come of this.

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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 12:51:31 PM
DVON JUST DID THE HIEL HITLER SING

The Nazi German Anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zKt9vp-IZg#)

???
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:51:41 PM
Hey, AJ got rid of that stupid robe.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:52:09 PM
I anticipate some crying tonight.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:52:16 PM
DVON JUST DID THE HIEL HITLER SING

The Nazi German Anthem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zKt9vp-IZg#)

???

Dvon is in line for a year long World title reign?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:52:57 PM
Sabu made every date on his short term contract.

That's a first.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 12:53:13 PM
God, I love Ric Flair.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:53:57 PM
Look at that parade of sadness.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
I love that Tazz isn't a heel commentator...but he loves Fortune and gladly states that Gen ME is better off not being pussies.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
Did HBK give Flair that top?
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 12:55:33 PM
Where can I get one of those snazzy "THANK YOU" shirts?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:56:09 PM
That brawl is probably going to be the highlight of the match.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:56:18 PM
Lol you sneeze on ric flair and he blades.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 12:57:30 PM
this should be the only time EV 2.0 dominate the match cuz stevie > kaz
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Not that what they're doing has been bad...but you have to have the first two guys do the first 5 minutes and you don't put Styles in the ring?

Someone ring the gong.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
STEVIE STRUT!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 12:59:14 PM
I love that Tazz isn't a heel commentator...but he loves Fortune and gladly states that Gen ME is better off not being pussies.

Tazz also admits the Jarrett and Nash stuff is "confusing as hell" and he doesn't understand why Abyss doesn't get suspended for doing all this stuff.

Tazz is the average internet fan watching this show.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 12:59:25 PM
Not that what they're doing has been bad...but you have to have the first two guys do the first 5 minutes and you don't put Styles in the ring?

Someone ring the gong.

lol like Cole would ever bother with this company.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Who in this world, including the most delusional former ECW fanatic, could root for any of these guys over Fortune?
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Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on October 10, 2010, 01:00:24 PM
I like that Fortune has matching tights.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:00:47 PM
"HOW BOUT THAT?!!"
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:00:54 PM
Not that what they're doing has been bad...but you have to have the first two guys do the first 5 minutes and you don't put Styles in the ring?

Someone ring the gong.

lol like Cole would ever bother with this company.

Grisham, on the other hand:

Todd Grisham hates TNA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud75ZQVh04U#)
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:01:15 PM
That's a great spot in a handicap portion of the match.  The periods where Fortune has the upperhand could be fun.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:02:09 PM
BAH GAWD TOMMY JUST SPRAYED A MOUTHFUL OF JIZZ IN AJ'S FACE!!!!!
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:02:53 PM
Tommy Dreamer comes in and dominates.

Crowd dies; Tommy cries
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:03:41 PM
I like that they have all the guys standing outside so we don't have the waiting around spots while the guy comes down the ramp like they always do.  It helps keep the flow moving.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:04:27 PM
Haha, I like Morgan and Storm going over and blocking the hard camera so Dreamer could blade
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:04:42 PM
Storm and Flair should be using psychology right now. Flair should be feeding Storm a bunch of beer so he won't feel any pain.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
Considering the camera hole appears to be the size of a person, I don't see why Flair couldn't.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:06:44 PM
That's a gross blade job.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:08:10 PM
Stevie just got DESTROYED
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:08:49 PM
I enjoy the crowd cheering Fortune, even going along with the BEER! MONEY! chant.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:08:56 PM
If I'm booking this match I have ECW getting killed until the weapons lower...give them like...30 seconds of running wild...have Fortune no sell all of it and put all 5 into submission while they immediately tap simultaneously.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:09:17 PM
BEER FUCKING $$$$

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:09:54 PM
That was one of the louder Beer Money crowd interactions in a while.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:10:09 PM
fuckin RAVEN is going to turn this match around? Worst.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:10:35 PM
This is a rlly boring match.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:11:13 PM
Stevie just got DESTROYED

Knowing how jacked Stevie's neck is... it was hard for me to watch him get gangbanged like that by Fortune
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:12:05 PM
That looked uncomfortable for Sabu.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:12:46 PM
MORGAN IS A HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 01:14:20 PM
Quote
"Are they booing?"

"No. They're saying Sa-boo! Sa-boo!"
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
This is a rlly boring match.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:15:27 PM
typical tna already too much shit going on lets cut away to the old men brawling
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
What good is a table on the roof?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Who's going to end up on top of the cage with the "Why in the world do they keep putting a table and ladder up there anyway" spot?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
Oh man...I think Kaz just had to take that bump because Morgan couldn't kick the door open.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:17:07 PM
Oh god AJ or Kaz are gonna kill themselves with that table on that top
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:17:44 PM
Oh great, now we get to watch Fortune sell for the ECW rejects.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:18:23 PM
Oh no they're going to kill Stevie :(
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:19:28 PM
STONED KENDRICK JUST FUCKED UP
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:19:35 PM
THE BRIAN KENDRICK
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:19:40 PM
Well it's good for Kendrick they went up there.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
This is the saddest moment in Kendrick's career.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:20:19 PM
lol
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
What horseshit.

Tommy Dreamer should never pin AJ Styles under any circumstances.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:20:38 PM
KENDRICK IN DEEP MEDITATION ON TOP OF THE CAGE!!!
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:20:56 PM
WORST
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:21:14 PM
Thank God they did a To The Back. I thought for sure Dreamer would cry about that win.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:21:38 PM
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING CRYBABY GO GET AFRICAN AIDS
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:21:52 PM
I wonder if that's all foreshadowing an Angle heel turn so that he doesn't have to retire.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:22:10 PM
Thank God they did a To The Back. I thought for sure Dreamer would cry about that win.

I'm sure he is, Venk.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 01:23:26 PM
I wonder if that's all foreshadowing an Angle heel turn so that he doesn't have to retire.

Bischoff seemed to go out of his way to get Angle in the match, didn't he?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:24:48 PM
And he just dedicated it to Hogan and did the Austin Mania 17 "I need to win the title" thing.
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Post by: The Buzz on October 10, 2010, 01:24:54 PM
This is by far the worst bound for glory I've ever seen.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:25:38 PM
Well, I and I enjoyed the hell out of that match.  Love me some Wargames.  Marked huge for Kendrick, don't care that the spot got blown, he made up for it by RHYTHMICALLY MEDITATING ON TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!

Fuck the haters.  
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:26:00 PM
Oh good there's 35 minutes left. Angle is going to kick out of so many finishers.
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Post by: Brodypedia on October 10, 2010, 01:26:18 PM
"HOW BOUT THAT?!!"

Da Crusher came back?
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Post by: Jebus on October 10, 2010, 01:27:42 PM
Loved EVERY second of Lethal Lockdown.

Damn good show so far.

Hope the main event delivers and doesn't leave a bad taste in my mouth after really enjoying the last 2 and a half hours.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I'm sure this is just because I don't really like TNA, but this hasn't been a BAD PPV by Bad/Stupid TNA PPV Standards (the dumbest thing to happen so far was EV2.0 going over), but I've found it pretty underwhelming / dull after the 1st match.

Actually the Team 3D thing might have been stupider than EV2.0 going over.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
EV2 winning is inexcusable.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:30:57 PM
Jeff made himself some shitty new theme music.

And lol at TNA trying to make a match with KEN KENNEDY feel epic.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:31:10 PM
Is Hardy's theme done by PeroxWhy?Gen
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:31:31 PM
Jeff made himself some shitty new theme music.

And lol at TNA trying to make a match with KEN KENNEDY feel epic.

The Lockdown match was.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:33:00 PM
How many Knockout's monthly salaries do you think they spent on the screens and stage area that they'll only use once?
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
Not including Madison's babysitting salary, right?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
How many Knockout's monthly salaries do you think they spent on the screens and stage area that they'll only use once?

TNA salaries or Sunglass Hut?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:35:01 PM
I think they get a percentage of that booking, yes.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:37:37 PM
Angle is fucking INSANE.  Who takes a backdrop to the outside like that?
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 01:38:28 PM
Maybe that's why Hulk Hogan is the man with the most money in TNA according to Nash. They're all broke and working in strip malls to pay for big screens and looking jealously at Hulk and his fabulous wealth.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:40:19 PM
hmm...  Team 3D announces their retirement.  Abyss is "fired".  Angle is gone if he doesn't win.  Hogan can't walk...

Rats abandon ship...

AJ and Beer Money cue up "Nearer My God To Thee"
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:41:15 PM
Maybe that's why Hulk Hogan is the man with the most money in TNA according to Nash. They're all broke and working in strip malls to pay for big screens and looking jealously at Hulk and his fabulous wealth.

Maybe they rented those big screens from Rent-a-Center and Hogan got a commission.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:41:38 PM
Are you suggesting that THEY is Panda Energy, who finally decided to find out where all their money went?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:42:02 PM
Maybe they stole them from Linda's house while she was banging that 19 year old.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:42:59 PM
double ankle lock is pretty badass
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:43:04 PM
ok that's cool.

edit: match should have ended with Hardy/Anderson tapping simultaneously.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
DOUBLE ANGLE LOCK BAH GAWD
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:43:32 PM
Hey, it's every Kurt Angle match ever.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:44:08 PM
I guess Kurt Angle wants his other ribs broken too
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:45:12 PM
No kickouts allowed.  Someone will cry Dreamer tears.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
Are you suggesting that THEY is Panda Energy, who finally decided to find out where all their money went?

Well, THEY are supposed to be pissed off at Dixie and Abyss did mention her "spending millions" on Impact.

This makes sense.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:46:24 PM
Everyone has the gameshark cheat to always be on special from the N64 games
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:47:39 PM
If I were Angle, I'd be pissed that Hardy and Kennedy are stealing my gimmick of not selling finishers.
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:47:50 PM
lol at Jeff taking a header outside the ring
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:48:07 PM
I hate this Kurt stip. It's pretty much a guarantee everything is a nearfall kick-out until something screwy happens.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
SHENANIGANS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:48:42 PM
Angle looks like he's gonna die Randy The Ram style after that moonsault
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
HERE COMES THE SWERVE
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:49:14 PM
lol, this company sucks.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:49:19 PM
BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON??????????

...same town too.
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Post by: devo on October 10, 2010, 01:49:35 PM
Thank God the REAL star of the show finally showed up.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
What was Bischoff even going to do with a steel chair against three dudes who were already knocked out.
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Post by: The Buzz on October 10, 2010, 01:49:54 PM
Can anyone else hear angle calling each spot? I mean I've heard it before, but this is blatant...
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 10, 2010, 01:50:10 PM
this is so bizarre
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:50:30 PM
You have to speak up to get Hardy's attention.  He's on drugz.
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Post by: devo on October 10, 2010, 01:51:07 PM
So up until this point they were taking each other's finishers and popping right up off the mat, but the latest flurry put them all down for five minutes. Okay.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:51:19 PM
The only guy who draws for them on the road...and they just turned him heel.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:51:33 PM
I want a crutch sword fight.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
THIS IS ONE BIG FUCKING ARENA OF SADNESS
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:52:12 PM
lol, Hardy heel turn. This company is so terrible.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
LOL at Bischoff kicking the ref while he counts.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:53:02 PM
DIXIE REACTION SHOTS.

Sad Child shots these are not.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:53:04 PM
that was the weirdest swerve ever ???
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:53:33 PM
Heel turn makes sense... they can control him with drugs... like the Universal Solider of wrestling
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Post by: KingPK on October 10, 2010, 01:54:14 PM
DIXIE REACTION SHOTS.

Sad Child shots these are not.

You sure it isn't file footage?
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 10, 2010, 01:54:43 PM
TNA: Cross the Line...into the time machine to go back to when anybody in this ring meant a fucking thing.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:55:05 PM
lol, Dixie is the worst promoter ever.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:55:13 PM
Yeah... best PPV ever!

TANK YOU DIXIE
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:55:53 PM
I didn't really know what Jeff or Hogan or Bischoff's alignment going in was, so I'm not sure what happened.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 01:56:41 PM
They turned Hardy heel.....

Ah, Angle or Anderson would have made too much sense. Russo had to get a swerve in there somewhere.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:56:48 PM
Shows that Hardy is on draw a ton better than one's he isn't when they do live events...and you know his merchandise moves at those things...  So they turned him heel.  They are allergic to money.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 01:56:59 PM
Hogan
Bischoff
Jeff Jarrett
Abyss
Jeff Hardy

That's quite a stable right there.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:57:27 PM
I'm sure this is just because I don't really like TNA, but this hasn't been a BAD PPV by Bad/Stupid TNA PPV Standards

Never doubt TNA's ability to pull through in the clutch.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
So is Angle's career over forever?

Was Abyss just pretending to be crazy and he's really a happy laughing guy?
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 01:57:49 PM
Shows that Hardy is on draw a ton better than one's he isn't when they do live events...and you know his merchandise moves at those things...  So they turned him heel.  They are allergic to money.

And he could be going to jail.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Well at least if he does go to jail they can explain that he was a bad man.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 10, 2010, 01:58:25 PM
What a piece of shit show.

TNA is the worst.

LONG LIVE WWE AND MY WWE BONER
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 01:58:40 PM
Shows that Hardy is on draw a ton better than one's he isn't when they do live events...and you know his merchandise moves at those things...  So they turned him heel.  They are allergic to money.

And he could be going to jail.

I actually hope he does now.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
I called every bit of it, except Hardy turning, I figured Angle. Jeff being the one who turned has made it hilarious somehow.

So awesome. "They" were the most random collection of heel-turners in wrestling history. Hogan, Bischoff, Jarrett, Hardy and a smiling, happy go lucky, hugging monster Abyss. Awesome. Only TNA could bring me such joy.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 01:59:34 PM
Well at least if he does go to jail they can explain that he was a bad man.

Tenay: Fans as you know Jeff Hardy was sent to jail for assaulting an Olympian with a crutch, so tonight on Impact we have a Reverse Battle Royal to determine the new TNA Champion. Stay tuned to Reaction for the result.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:00:02 PM
LONG LIVE WWE AND MY WWE BONER
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Post by: Jebus on October 10, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
Anderson would've made too much sense, right?

SWERVE! (TM TNA)
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:00:51 PM
Well at least if he does go to jail they can explain that he was a bad man.

How do you reckon they'll explain that while Abyss walks free?
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 02:01:07 PM
The only thing that would've made that ending better is if Hall and Nash had came in through the crowd, and Tony Schiavone had attacked Tenay just so he could get on the mic and say, "Jeff Hardy, you can go straight to HELLLLLLL!!!"
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:01:18 PM
The Hardy thing is weird. I figured when Bischoff got both him and Kurt into the BFG match one of them was going heel and aligning with Bischoff, but assumed it was Kurt  because Hardy made no sense whatsoever (as noted he's the only house show draw they have and has always been a terrible heel anyway.)

I can't believe after being used to their stupidiy for years, they STILL managed to shock me.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:01:26 PM
I don't think Anderson would have made sense.  I think Angle would have.  The only thing that makes sense about Hardy is how uncaring he was when RVD was almost murdered "It was freaky man".  and that was just bad acting.
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Post by: Mildly Threatening Damon on October 10, 2010, 02:01:31 PM
Someone needs to make a .gif with the heel turn mixed with the Sheamus .gif where he looks back and forth panicked.
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Post by: The Buzz on October 10, 2010, 02:01:45 PM
Well..once again...Sting told everyone not to trust Hogan or Bischoff....and...well...no wonder he doesn't bother working out for wrestling anymore.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Well at least if he does go to jail they can explain that he was a bad man.

How do you reckon they'll explain that while Abyss walks free?

It's only real when it's for the belt.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:02:56 PM
I don't think Anderson would have made sense.  I think Angle would have.  The only thing that makes sense about Hardy is how uncaring he was when RVD was almost murdered "It was freaky man".  and that was just bad acting.

The Hardy thing makes sense if you think of the Russo logic in it: both Kurt and Ken have been showing heel tendencies lately, and Jeff has shown none whatsoever. Thus, it's a swerve.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
Someone needs to make a .gif with the heel turn mixed with Vince McMahon laughing.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 02:03:52 PM
The scarier element is somewhere in there, I assume this is being done because TNA thinks they have an awesome idea if/when Matt gets his WWE release.
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Post by: JRE on October 10, 2010, 02:04:25 PM
Anyone else think they planted people throwing garbage into the ring to make it seem like when the NWO started?
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 02:04:26 PM
Someone needs to make a .gif with the heel turn mixed with Vince McMahon doing the Mardis Gras Dance.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 02:05:15 PM
Among the many things I like about this ending, I like how Hulk Hogan CAME BACK FROM HIS "LIFE-THREATENING BACK SURGERIES" IN A DOUBLE DOUBLE OF A SWERVE BROTHER and NOBODY is talking about it.

HE TRICKED US ALL.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:05:28 PM
Jeff Hardy's new heel character will be a drug trafficker: he sells drugs to kids, dodges the cops, wears designer suits and meets South Colombian drug barrons.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 02:05:59 PM
Yo I bet they put the ECW fags over in order to build up a face stable to go up against the new nwo.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:06:03 PM
The scarier element is somewhere in there, I assume this is being done because TNA thinks they have an awesome idea if/when Matt gets his WWE release.

(http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/2F11/086.jpg)

OH GOD, NO!
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:07:01 PM
Anyone else think they planted people throwing garbage into the ring to make it seem like when the NWO started?

They could have recylced the napkins from the hot dog and hamburger buffet.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 02:07:20 PM
I'm a little sad Dreamer's "Thank You" shirt didn't say "Thank You Dixie".
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:07:43 PM
Has Jeff ever actually been a heel?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:08:10 PM
I'm a little sad Dreamer's "Thank You" shirt didn't say "Thank You Dixie".

I'm sure they'll release a special edition soon enough.
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Post by: devo on October 10, 2010, 02:08:44 PM
Has Jeff ever actually been a heel?

Yeah - when he and Matt were the New Brood.
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Post by: UterusJuice on October 10, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
I wish I had Panda's email address so I could personally tell them they should pull the plug on this crap.
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Post by: Firmino of the 909 on October 10, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
TNA makes me wish WCW was still in existence DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BAD THAT IS
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
THEM = NWO Silver and Black

Only, with less in common.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
Yeah Morency.  Put all of those people out of work instead of changing the station.
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Post by: The Amazing Rando on October 10, 2010, 02:12:02 PM
Jeff Hardy's new heel character will be a drug trafficker: he sells drugs to kids, dodges the cops, wears designer suits and meets South Colombian drug barrons.

Jeff Hardy in a pimpin' white suit and crazy face paint = WIN 

Bonus points for multiple giant chest pocket handkerchiefs.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:12:08 PM
TNA are the Florida Panthers of wrestling. Where WWE sends its old wrestlers to die.
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Post by: UterusJuice on October 10, 2010, 02:12:12 PM
Yeah Morency.  Put all of those people out of work instead of changing the station.

It's not my fault their children will suffer because a good portion of them can't find work anywhere.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:12:47 PM
Actually in that scenerio...it actually would be your fault...
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 02:13:16 PM
I've heard that TNA going out of business would cause people to be better off. I've chosen to believe it.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 10, 2010, 02:13:51 PM
Oh, I missed it. Ohh.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:14:01 PM
bps21 just reminded me: I'm looking forward to Truthiness' defence of this shitpile.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 02:14:06 PM
So is Angle's career over forever?

He;s the mystery GM.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 02:14:24 PM
I've heard that TNA going out of business would cause people to be better off. I've chosen to believe it.

Also, not watching WWE PPVs will cause them to magically get better.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
I know this is bad business.  But, it would be a huge mark out moment for me if on the next Impact Jeff Hardy comes on completely clean cut.  Have Hardy wear a nice suit, no paint, with a conservative hair cut and have him rip apart all of his fat redneck fans, specifically the overweight girls who follow him.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
I wish I had Panda's email address so I could personally tell them they should pull the plug on this crap.

Panda Energy probably love TNA. It keeps the boss' idiot daughter away from their billion dollar business.
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Post by: Venkman on October 10, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
bps21 just reminded me: I'm looking forward to Truthiness' defence of this shitpile.

I found it on youtube:

I'M A BAD TROLL (A VERY BAD TROLL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gN2hdybFY#ws)

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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:17:25 PM
I know this is bad business.  But, it would be a huge mark out moment for me if on the next Impact Jeff Hardy comes on completely clean cut.  Have Hardy wear a nice suit, no paint, with a conservative hair cut and have him rip apart all of his fat redneck fans, specifically the overweight girls who follow him.

That assumes Jeff can string together a coherent sentence of more than five words.

Survey says:

(http://briefwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/family-feud-3-strikes.jpg)
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Post by: KingPK on October 10, 2010, 02:17:33 PM
And then Matt comes out overweight wearing facepaint.  Then security drags him away because he ransacked catering.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:17:54 PM
I wish I had Panda's email address so I could personally tell them they should pull the plug on this crap.

Panda Energy probably love TNA. It keeps the boss' idiot daughter away from their billion dollar business.

Ha.  The Billion Dollar Albatross.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:18:15 PM
legit lol, Venk.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
The person who's presence in the group makes no sense to me is Jarrett. 

Abyss killed RVD so that Bischoff could strip him of the title and Hogan could help Hardy win it.  Jarrett also appeared on the show...apparently just to make an enemy of Joe...
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
The person who's presence in the group makes no sense to me is Jarrett. 

Abyss killed RVD so that Bischoff could strip him of the title and Hogan could help Hardy win it.  Jarrett also appeared on the show...apparently just to make an enemy of Joe...

Joe = Goldberg and he's going to Muscle Buster The THEY B Team every week.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 10, 2010, 02:22:51 PM
The person who's presence in the group makes no sense to me is Jarrett. 

Abyss killed RVD so that Bischoff could strip him of the title and Hogan could help Hardy win it.  Jarrett also appeared on the show...apparently just to make an enemy of Joe...

Jarrett's the FOUNDER OF TNA. He wants to take it back from Dixie, so he was in on the scheme from the get-go.

Maybe that explains why one week Jarrett and Hogan were feuding, then the next week Jarrett brought his lawyer in, then they were buddies, then Jarrett and Bischoff were feuding, then they weren't. IT ALL MAKES SENSE IF YOU PRETEND IT DOES.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 02:24:33 PM
UhOh...taking the company back from Dixie...screwing Angle in the process.  ...Karen is coming back isn't she?
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:24:48 PM
You're forgetting this is classic Jarrett behaviour; look at all the groups he had no business being in: the nWo, the Horseman, list of multi-time World Champions...
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Post by: jerk of all trades on October 10, 2010, 02:26:06 PM
THEM = NWO Silver and Black

Only, with less in common.
Actually, with Jeff at the helm it's more like nWo Rainbow.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on October 10, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
I can maybe see where they're going with Joe.

THEY did kidnap Joe, mainly to recruit him for their gang. But he was never really into it as much as they wanted. So, they've kicked him out. Now he's an ass kicking face again, driven crazy by THEY and out for revenge.

I may have put more thought into this than TNA did.
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 02:26:22 PM
I bought Jarrett in the Horsemen. I mean Paul Roma... PAUL ROMA.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:27:49 PM
I bought Jarrett in the Horsemen. I mean Paul Roma... PAUL ROMA.

Paul Roma's still a more credible choice that Jarrett.
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Post by: Brodypedia on October 10, 2010, 02:30:38 PM
I wish I had Panda's email address so I could personally tell them they should pull the plug on this crap.
http://www.pandaenergy.com/ (http://www.pandaenergy.com/)


They have a shit website.  A shock.
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 02:32:36 PM
I bought Jarrett in the Horsemen. I mean Paul Roma... PAUL ROMA.

Paul Roma's still a more credible choice that Jarrett.

I see we cannot agree... Jarrett was perfectly fine as a Horseman, far from the worst choice they ever had.

I say this being a big mark for the Anderson/Roma team.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 02:34:16 PM
How can you guys not see the pure beauty in this.  It's a bullet straight to the head.

You own a company and you have exactly ONE guy who moves merchandise.
You own a company and you have exactly ONE guy who has even slightly moved house show attendence.
You own a company where said guy is a bad talker, and his enigma act is the only thing that keeps him over with a certain audience (losers).

Of course you turn this guy heel, thereby taking away your only positive revenue stream.  And of course the only way a heel turn could turn into a positive is if said heel was a good talker with an emotional reason for the turn (Bret Hart in 97).  And of course he isn't a good talker and has no reason.

BRILLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is my kinda stuff.

This is crystal.  It's brillant.  It's more then a bullet to the head.  It's novacaine to your brain.
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Post by: jerk of all trades on October 10, 2010, 02:38:24 PM
FWIW, do wrestling fans really care if a character is a heel or a face in terms of merch?
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 02:44:20 PM
Well, the two biggest merchandise shirts of all time were probably Austin 3:16 and the original NWO shirt.  And they both were heel shirts at first.  But, TNA is too stupid to have a cool heel like Austin, and don't have the cool street smarts of Scott Hall in 96 to guide them on what's going on with the current culture.

They do have Jeff Jarrett though.  He wears tight white jeans.
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Post by: UterusJuice on October 10, 2010, 02:45:43 PM
Vince will call Matt into his office tomorrow and release him while trying not to shit his pants with laughter
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 02:48:54 PM
FWIW, do wrestling fans really care if a character is a heel or a face in terms of merch?

Going of my cousin's fat ex-wife who was a huge Hardy mark... yes. It's still real to them. Hardy, Rey Mysterio and Cena are probably the guys who being a face really, really helps their merch. Your Ortons, Edge's, Anderson's, not so much.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 02:55:17 PM
They need to do a segment on Impact where Dixie finds Sting and begs him to help, only for Sting to laugh in her face, and walk offscreen to retire with dignity.
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Post by: Ed on October 10, 2010, 02:56:40 PM
Well, if nothing else, at least Jeff Hardy is now a trending topic worldwide on Twitter. I'm sure Dixie will be pleased about that.

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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 02:57:15 PM
They need to do a segment on Impact where Dixie finds Sting and begs him to help, only for Sting to laugh in her face, and walk offscreen to retire with dignity.

That'd be the right thing to do, but it's Sting, he'll cave, then get swerved again.
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Post by: Byron The Bulp on October 10, 2010, 02:58:57 PM
26999923361[/tweet]] (http://[tweet)[/url]

You said it, baby gurl.
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Post by: BPSS on October 10, 2010, 03:00:23 PM
They need to do a segment on Impact where Dixie finds Sting and begs him to help, only for Sting to laugh in her face, and walk offscreen to retire with dignity.

That'd be the right thing to do, but it's Sting, he'll cave, then get swerved again.

I don't think so. Dixie's been shown to be criminally stupid, and I think even Sting knows that even if he helps her, she's just going to turn around and do something stupid again-like hire Matt Hardy.
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Post by: jerk of all trades on October 10, 2010, 03:01:37 PM
LOL some guy on Twitter:
JustinJHouston
@TNADixie Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat to find Russo & creative licking the sweat off your neck for sustenance?


Seriously, go search @TNADixie on Twitter and see some of the comments people are sending. Good stuff.
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Post by: Ed on October 10, 2010, 03:02:46 PM
It seems like TNA wants to do an nWo-style angle, but they don't get what made the nWo work.

Which is funny, since, you would think that if anybody knows what made the nWo work, it would be Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff...who they have on the roster.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 03:04:32 PM
And the thing is this means Fortune must either break up or turn face.  You can't have two huge heel groups on one show.  And I don't want face Ric Flair.  Crazy, coke-head, Flair interviews are my sole enjoyment in wrestling now.  DON'T TAKE THEM FROM ME.
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Post by: Wizard of Maz on October 10, 2010, 03:05:36 PM
They need to do a segment on Impact where Dixie finds Sting and begs him to help, only for Sting to laugh in her face, and walk offscreen to retire with dignity.

That'd be the right thing to do, but it's Sting, he'll cave, then get swerved again.

I don't think so. Dixie's been shown to be criminally stupid, and I think even Sting knows that even if he helps her, she's just going to turn around and do something stupid again-like hire Matt Hardy.

Then let's call that the Dixie Swerve. She's not doing it on purpose, but you get screwed over anyways. The Path to hell is paved with good intentions and the like.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 10, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
I bet Matt Hardy as ANGELIC DIABLO plays the Sting role in this angle.
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Post by: geniusMoment on October 10, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
He's too fat to come down from the ceiling though.  He'll just have to look up with a menacing glare from the concession stand or something.
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Post by: KingPK on October 10, 2010, 04:01:41 PM
Hey, they use cranes to hoist really fat people out of their homes so I'm sure they can Jerry-rig something so Matt can be lowered from 20 15 10 8 1/2 feet above the ring.

The post-show Observer Radio is already up.  Christ that was fast.
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Post by: Exslade ZX on October 10, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
So yea, just watched and that main event was pretty summed up for me when Jeff Hardy gets the pin for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, the company's top title, and the camera zooms on old, cripple ass Hulk FUCKING Hogan!

Really? And it's like he purposely avoided getting a shot of Hardy at that as the camera zooms past him. Stupid.
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 10, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
LOL Bryan was blown away by the preshow because they did it documentary style and everyone was in character talking about the matches but not in the usual over the top way.

...

Fucking guy makes his money writing and talking about wrestling but it took him all of these months to finally see the one thing the company has been doing good and different for a while now.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 12:43:03 AM
It's not his job to watch Reaction (apparantly).
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 12:44:33 AM
I mean, he's so stubborn that he'll probably never watch it, even now. But I'm glad it ambushed him in such a way as to look stupid about it.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 01:00:58 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/components/com_fpss/images/bfgres.jpg)

OH SHIT, THERE HERE.

HERE?

THERE?

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW!
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 01:44:12 AM
hahaha did Joe really scream "FUCK THE WORLD"??
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Post by: luke-o on October 11, 2010, 01:46:34 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/images/stories/roster/champs/champs1018.jpg)

This is still on the roster page. Despite having the results and pictures of the event up online.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 01:50:14 AM
I can kinda see the rationalization for them turning a major face into a heel. It worked 14 years ago - in the very same building - and lead to the biggest boom in wrestling history. Unfortunately, it worked with Hulk Hogan, the single biggest star in the history. Jeff Hardy is not Hulk Hogan. Hogan can cut a promo, Hardy cannot. Hogan was a huge superstar beyond just wrestling, Hardy is not. I can't wait for this to fall flat on its face. Maybe then TNA will realize that the same shit that worked 10 years ago won't work anymore today, at least not if it's presented as a third-rate knockoff?
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 01:58:33 AM
Riding elephants worked for Attila the Hun. Maybe we should still be riding elephants on the battlefield.
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Post by: luke-o on October 11, 2010, 02:01:39 AM
I can kinda see the rationalization for them turning a major face into a heel. It worked 14 years ago - in the very same building - and lead to the biggest boom in wrestling history. Unfortunately, it worked with Hulk Hogan, the single biggest star in the history. Jeff Hardy is not Hulk Hogan. Hogan can cut a promo, Hardy cannot. Hogan was a huge superstar beyond just wrestling, Hardy is not. I can't wait for this to fall flat on its face. Maybe then TNA will realize that the same shit that worked 10 years ago won't work anymore today, at least not if it's presented as a third-rate knockoff?

Hardy never has to cut a promo. That's the beauty of a stable. Let Hogan, Bisch and, to a lesser extent, Jarrett do the talking.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:01:58 AM
Fuck my ending was better that I wrote up in a Jeff Hardy-like mindstate.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 02:04:15 AM
Unfortunately, you know they're going to give Hardy the mic and have him try to explain himself. If this leads to Joe demolishing everybody to get the belt, then I'm all for it. I doubt it, though.
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/components/com_fpss/images/bfgres.jpg)

OH SHIT, THERE HERE.

HERE?

THERE?

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW!

Look how happy Jarrett is to be relevant to a storyline again.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:11:54 AM
If this leads to guys like Fortune, Joe, Lethal, Pope, and Anderson having to put aside differences for a while to get rid of this albatross group... then I'm all for it. But fuck it's probably gonna be shitty ass EV 2.0 instead of Fortune. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if THEY uses Fortune as their B-Team or henchman... which would really suck. I want crazy coked out Ric Flair leading people into battle against crippled Hogan... not him being his little gopher.
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:14:22 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/components/com_fpss/images/bfgres.jpg)

"Everything's coming up Milhouse Jarrett!"
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:14:44 AM
AJ Styles is gonna get demoted from Fourtune to go to Xplosion
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:15:35 AM
AJ Styles is gonna get demoted from Fourtune to go to Xplosion

THE GAY COMMUNITY?! is in the enclosed pool area.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:17:32 AM
AJ Styles is gonna get demoted from Fourtune to go to Xplosion

THE GAY COMMUNITY?! is in the enclosed pool area.

*****

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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:20:11 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/components/com_fpss/images/bfgres.jpg)

This sign also continues the proud tradition of no-one associated with TNA being able to spell.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 02:20:27 AM
If this leads to guys like Fortune, Joe, Lethal, Pope, and Anderson having to put aside differences for a while to get rid of this albatross group... then I'm all for it. But fuck it's probably gonna be shitty ass EV 2.0 instead of Fortune. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if THEY uses Fortune as their B-Team or henchman... which would really suck. I want crazy coked out Ric Flair leading people into battle against crippled Hogan... not him being his little gopher.
I could see it actually leading to a three-way feud: Joe/Lethal/Anderson/Pope/Sting vs. Fortune vs. 3rdWo.
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:22:21 AM
If this leads to guys like Fortune, Joe, Lethal, Pope, and Anderson having to put aside differences for a while to get rid of this albatross group... then I'm all for it. But fuck it's probably gonna be shitty ass EV 2.0 instead of Fortune. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if THEY uses Fortune as their B-Team or henchman... which would really suck. I want crazy coked out Ric Flair leading people into battle against crippled Hogan... not him being his little gopher.
I could see it actually leading to a three-way feud: Joe/Lethal/Anderson/Pope/Sting vs. Fortune vs. 3rdWo.

That's just terrible enough to be plausible.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:23:47 AM
If I had a mortgage, I would bet it all on them recreating "The Giant turns on the Dungeon to join the nWo" with Matt Morgan in the role of The Giant.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:24:05 AM
Can Kurt Angle play the Sting role?

WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON??!!

And then every show can end with him hitting every group with dead solider dog tags?
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Post by: The Buzz on October 11, 2010, 02:36:33 AM
edit: eh nevermind.
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:38:32 AM
Sting is also a heel. A heel who was right all along, and whom the stupid owner of the company didn't bother to listen to, but still technically a heel.
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Post by: Paperback Ryback on October 11, 2010, 02:39:12 AM
If I had a mortgage, I would bet it all on them recreating "The Giant turns on the Dungeon to join the nWo" with Matt Morgan in the role of The Giant.

If they can hold off a bit longer Matt Hardy could play the role of King Curtis Iukea.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:39:35 AM
I think I figured it out.

Hardy = Hogan
Joe = Sting
RVD = Savage
ROB TERRY = GOLDBERG

Fortune = 4 Horseman

Doug Williams  = Curt Hennig

Jay Lethal = JTTS
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:40:04 AM
Can Kurt Angle play the Sting role?

WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON??!!

And then every show can end with him hitting every group with dead solider dog tags?

Angelic Diablo hitting people with ham bones
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:41:03 AM
I'm sure Flair is stoked about having a cage door slammed on his head again, to be followed by Hogan wearing one of his robes.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:44:40 AM
I'm sure AJ is stoked about having a cage door slammed on his head, to be followed by Hogan throwing his back out trying to squeeze into his one robe.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:46:59 AM
One thing I really liked that was subtle by TNA last night... Sting was more concerned with attacking Jarrett instead of wrestling Joe... who was the legal man. Sting realized he was looking at younger version of himself at that point.

That's really good subtle stuff that TNA never executes properly... so, kudos.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 02:52:28 AM
It's something Tenay and Tazz never picked up on, I'm sure.

The dirt sheets are reporting that Mickie James threw a fit backstage and refused to go out until someone sewed her logo on the back of her ref shirt.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 02:53:34 AM
Another great thing about that part of the storyline is Sting knew this from day 1. Nash and Pope found out by fucking Bischoff's assistant. That's just the greatest hilarious way for a group to start.
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Post by: BPSS on October 11, 2010, 02:54:16 AM
That must have been a hell of a job.
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Post by: AlwaysPissedOff on October 11, 2010, 03:07:03 AM
SAMOA JOE YOU JUST GOT STING'D
Dammit, I've been laughing my ass off at this for a couple of hours now. I think TNA may be running out of ways to make Joe look like a moron, but I can't forget how they consistently manage to snatch complete failure out of the jaws of success.
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Post by: Venkman on October 11, 2010, 03:14:02 AM
Quote from: The Big Hurt
Dave,
 
Two Thumbs Up
Best Match: Angle, Hardy, Anderson/ Motor City vs Generation Me, RVD vs. Abyss
Worst Match: No bad matches. Eric Young was too hilarious for his match with Orlando Jordan vs. Ink Inc. to be called bad. Not very good wrestling wise, but very enjoyable.
 
Best show I've seen all year. Live crowd was strong and sounded like they loved it. I live in the SF bay area and got to listen to the radio show beforehand so I'm guessing that that nerd Bryan Alvarez and the observer guys hated it, but I really liked the "They" angle, the main event, and the show as a whole. Kurt Angle did a hell of a job mapping out that match. Lots of interesting storylines going forward and awesome wrestling throughout. Can't ask for more than that.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 03:18:24 AM
From feedback sent to... that nerd Bryan Alvarez and the observer guys.

"I hate you... but I must pay you!" (*picture of Homer beating up the giant fish*)
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 03:21:46 AM
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Kurt Angle did a hell of a job mapping out that match.

(http://nickcarnes.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/treasure-map.jpg)

I tried finding a picture of the pile of place mats Homer has discarded in the diner from Selma's Choice.
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 03:23:07 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs769.snc4/66952_443746821025_31695961025_5413758_4570560_n.jpg)
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Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on October 11, 2010, 03:25:10 AM
Sorry to keep stealing F4W Board posts, but hey, we're having a good time here.

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June 17th- Abyss chokeslams Hardy off of the stage and through a table

June 24th- Abyss tells Hogan "they" are coming and then chokes him while shoving hogans ring down his throat. Later on Hogan hits Abyss with a chair

July 1st- Hogan and Abyss brawl. Hardy makes the save by giving Abyss the twist of fate and a senton. Later Abyss and Hardy have a match full of hatred induced violence.

July 8th- Hardy and Mr. Anderson double team Abyss and hit him with a chair

Aug 19th- Hardy and Abyss have a nearly 5 minute backstage brawl

Oct 7th- Abyss eliminates Jarrett and Hardy from a battle royal costing them "100,000 dollars"

Oct 10th- SWERVE!!!!

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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs401.ash2/67990_443746831025_31695961025_5413759_620694_n.jpg)
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 03:32:17 AM
If I can be serious for a minute, did Hernandez just get sent back to Mexico after Morgan put him over in that cage match? I'd completely forgotten he existed.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 03:34:48 AM
He's the K-Dawg of THEY.

The one thing I'm wondering is if RVD would of been in Hardy's spot for the turn if they didn't fuck up his contract situation.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 03:38:30 AM
That would make a little more sense than none and RVD was a good heel in 1997 but they couldn't have run the angle if he was already champion. Well, THEY could have.
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Post by: Firmino of the 909 on October 11, 2010, 03:44:11 AM
Page 11 is one of the most hilarious things in the history of this board. Thanks KOAB.
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
(http://stashbox.org/825116/WHYWOULDYOULETABYSSDRIVEYOURCAR.gif)

back when everything was right with this company
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Post by: Amy pats fan on October 11, 2010, 05:53:01 AM
hahaha did Joe really scream "FUCK THE WORLD"??

Yes, and it rocked, IIRC
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 06:02:31 AM
(http://stashbox.org/825116/WHYWOULDYOULETABYSSDRIVEYOURCAR.gif)

back when everything was right with this company

Maybe you're actually onto something with the RVD in Jeff's place theory. Maybe the original plan was Jeff/RVD/Kurt and the swerve being the two of them taking him out of TNA to further THEY'RE agenda.

Spoiler: show
That grammar gaffe was on purpose
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on October 11, 2010, 06:37:57 AM
But now I want the group to be called Agenda.

THEY ARE AGENDA
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 06:44:01 AM
AGENDA would be a stupidly clever name for The Other Beautiful People (A GENDA A GENDER GET IT)
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:06:27 AM
THIS ROBBIE GUY.....HIS PROMO....IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE.....HE'S FROM JERSEY...HE SOUNDS....MORE LIKE LOU GHERIG
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:11:25 AM
"Tazz, I want you to talk about the lower body of Rob Van Dam."
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:29:15 AM
"I've had enough of the talk of deception and conspiracies within TNA!"

"It's confusing as hell..."
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:32:36 AM
Deception in TNA means wearing a t-shirt so you can work injured
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:34:50 AM
Man, poor Sting can't work out or anything but he can take Samoa Joe's stupid STO out of the corner on a Stinger Splash  :-\
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:39:05 AM
WWE protected Skip Sheffield better than TNA protects Joe
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:52:22 AM
Christy sure was giddy to be surrounded by the heels who constantly treat her like a piece of meat
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:56:11 AM
It's so nice that Raven and Tommy put their differences aside  :)

"How can anyone not respect, like, or enjoy Fortune?"
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 07:56:49 AM
Can someone get Stevie Richards a job at Sunglasses Hut so he can get some new tights?
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:02:38 AM
It's weird how the team captains came in second. Was this common in War Games? I don't remember.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:08:10 AM
I kinda like it when Tommy Dreamer does a shitty crossface, because it reminds me of the awesome tag match from ONS 2006.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:09:58 AM
"THATS MY MOVE AND DONT YOU FORGET IT" I LOVE YOU JAMES STONE COLD TORM
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Post by: Monsoon Classic on October 11, 2010, 08:18:56 AM
Can someone get Stevie Richards a job at Sunglasses Hut so he can get some new tights?

He doesn't need a job there. He's a doctor.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:24:37 AM
I DONT THINK HES REALLY A DOCTOR
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:26:25 AM
http://www.justin.tv/elimnationstreamshd#/w/457543616/7 (http://www.justin.tv/elimnationstreamshd#/w/457543616/7)

Join me as I watch the main event, won't you?
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Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on October 11, 2010, 08:33:19 AM
Christy sure was giddy to be surrounded by the heels who constantly treat her like a piece of meat

Well she was fired because she was trying to blow Evolution she was getting to close to HHH.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 11, 2010, 08:36:49 AM
Welp that stream fucked up and went back to the beginning of the main event hype job so whatever see you later
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Post by: AlwaysPissedOff on October 11, 2010, 09:10:44 AM
It's weird how the team captains came in second. Was this common in War Games? I don't remember.
I remember Rude coming in second for the '92 War Games to help Austin, but Sting came in like 3rd or 4th.
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Post by: Venkman on October 11, 2010, 12:19:38 PM
--Violent J of ICP wrote "I usually love all wrestling, especially TNA, but last night's Bound for Glory PPV was the worst written show I have ever seen in my whole life.  The boys worked hard, the stories were fuckin trash.  The worst ever.  I want my money back.  It was insulting to fans like me who support them."
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 12:57:11 PM
Wow. That actually says a whole hell of a lot considering a lot of the things that man has passed off as "entertainment" in his career.
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Post by: Baby Shoes on October 11, 2010, 12:59:07 PM
You know its bad when a Juggalo calls your product shitty.
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Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on October 11, 2010, 01:03:02 PM
Maybe he can throw a shit filled watermelon at Russo and Dixie and knock some sense into her.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 01:21:53 PM
Oddly enough, a member of ICP knocking TNA means more than just its regular fans. I looked it up, and ICP's wrestling promotion, JCW, was the second highest-grossing US promotion in 2002. More than ROH, more than TNA, more than MLW or WWA or any other promotion that promoted in the US besides WWE.
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Post by: The Real DXP on October 11, 2010, 11:34:57 PM
Those other indies didn't have the luxury of Faygo drinking zombies, also they filled the niche that ECW and XPW left in their demise.
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Post by: Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses on October 11, 2010, 11:50:05 PM
Oh, I know the major reason why, but "the owner/booker of a semi-successful wrestling promotion that has done business with TNA in the past is flat-out telling them that their decisions are atrocious" means more than "some jackass who wears clown facepaint and raps very, very poorly made fun of their booking."