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Title: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 03, 2012, 04:10:12 AM
Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bywh_r0bvGs#ws)

This douchy hipster guys annoys the bejesus out of me. I can't change the channel quick enough

The New freecreditscore.com band "Check It" Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPDdxwiRIl4#ws)

Freecreditreport was bad enough. Now freecreditscore pretty much copies the same idea, with a somehow worse group of assholes.

J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE#)

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on January 03, 2012, 04:14:29 AM
The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on January 03, 2012, 04:17:08 AM


J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE#)

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 03, 2012, 04:18:33 AM


J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE#)

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 03, 2012, 04:20:23 AM
I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.

Bud Light + Pitbull : Twist (English) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPCX0663CX8#ws)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 03, 2012, 04:23:19 AM
I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.

Bud Light + Pitbull : Twist (English) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPCX0663CX8#ws)

Good call, not even the worst one though. I can't stand the one where the whole commercial is him just saying "let's have a real good time..." over and over and over again
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 03, 2012, 04:35:30 AM
State Farm - Discount Double Check (Aaron Rodgers) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFzDQTTN0ng#ws)

And before the Packer fans defend that, I wouldn't care if it was one of my favorite players instead of Rodgers. That commercial blows.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 03, 2012, 05:41:56 AM
I hate the stupid ass 4G commercials.

"Did you hear blah blah blah is retiring?"

"That's so 12 seconds ago."

"Thanks for the gift basket!"

I don't care if your phone is faster, does it make you move at light speed too!? How did you get him a gift basket in 12 seconds?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 03, 2012, 05:42:41 AM
TipAlert DRTV60 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af3--tpIGJo#ws)

I feel like the person who made this commercial (for a stupid product) discovered a sound effects machine for the first time.

Axe Chocolate Man commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3qYT60DSKQ#)

This is terrifying.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on January 03, 2012, 06:12:52 AM

I rather enjoyed Axe implying that spraying chocolate on you would make women into flesh raged cannibals that will rip off your limbs and eat them as you die a slow agonizing death from the blood pouring from your open wounds. See Old Spice come up with that shit? No, you just sleep good. Axe promises you women will want to devour you for your sex appeal and power!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on January 03, 2012, 06:27:50 AM
The General Karate Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db52uepxANg#)

I see these commercials on all the local broadcast stations. I hate them so. Girl's cute though.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 03, 2012, 06:43:46 AM
People Say I Eat Too Many Chocolate Bars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2olgjnDWY#)
Attorney Richard Bernstein offers help to people who have been denied Social Security Benefits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6tWHeEhIU#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on January 03, 2012, 07:03:21 AM
Binder & Binder® — The National Social Security Disability Advocates® (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wpsa-oCeXE#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on January 03, 2012, 07:54:19 AM
Cowboy hats are fucking stupid if you're trying to say "I'm a good lawyer who will win your case for you" but brilliant if you're trying to say "I'll just shoot the fucking judge until he says you win."
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Tigger on January 03, 2012, 08:17:25 AM
People Say I Eat Too Many Chocolate Bars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2olgjnDWY#)

YES! ILOVEYOU!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: LPM on January 03, 2012, 08:29:22 AM
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 03, 2012, 08:33:03 AM
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

I was thinking the same thing, for both points. But for the Corona one, I actually said something similar to a friend the other day.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 03, 2012, 03:07:52 PM
Attorney Richard Bernstein offers help to people who have been denied Social Security Benefits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6tWHeEhIU#)

The Bernstein kids are horrifying to look at

Attorney Mark Bernstein speaks about his brother Richard Bernstein (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkyMp7fQcQc#ws)

"And did you know he's blind?"

Um...being that I'm not blind and can see his goofy face. Yes. Yes I did.

Richard and Mark each have a commercial where they verbally jack each other off. Can't find the other one.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 04, 2012, 12:37:02 AM
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

Well they're obviously on vacation somewhere at a ski resort. If you wanted to sit on the beach and drink Corona why didn't you take your vacation to a beach?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on January 04, 2012, 01:15:51 AM
Who in their right mind would drink a Corona in the first place
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on January 04, 2012, 01:48:26 AM
Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bywh_r0bvGs#ws)

Dude, I LOVE this commercial.  God dammit.  Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit.  That karate chick is mad cute.  Gary Floyd knows what's up.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 04, 2012, 03:55:22 AM
Heineken "The Date" commercial [2011] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bywh_r0bvGs#ws)

Dude, I LOVE this commercial.  God dammit.  Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit.  That karate chick is mad cute.  Gary Floyd knows what's up.

Ok, it's agreed upon. We all love the Asian girl. But the General commercials are annoying
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 04, 2012, 04:29:48 AM
They're worse on the radio.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on January 04, 2012, 06:47:16 AM
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 04, 2012, 07:00:52 AM
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 04, 2012, 07:07:08 AM
The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).

It amazes me that they somehow managed to find someone worse than Kenny fucking Mayne to do their commercials, but somehow Flo finds a way.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on January 04, 2012, 07:15:43 AM
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.

Improved pizza..and by improved we mean we just added spices to the crust and made them smaller.

As for commercial I hated, those Best Buy Christmas commercials with the arrogant bitch who bought a lot of stuff and threw it in Santa's face. I so wanted Santa to push that bitch off the roof and take a dump on the shit she bought before tossing a wooden train on her corpse.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Love Harnesser Kamala on January 04, 2012, 07:17:26 AM
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.
I sort of like the cheesy bread one as unintentional comedy. I don't know why but when the main chef admits their cheesy bread sucked, the facial expression of the other chef that reads like someone took a dump on his shoe makes me giggle. And the way that the main chef totally undercuts him when he says "You can jump rope with our cheese!" by responding "Yeah or you could eat it!" I like to imagine main chef slapping junior chef in the back of the head and calling him a faggot whenever the camera stopped rolling.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 04, 2012, 07:21:40 AM
Those Best Buy ones were horrible.

Staying on Christmas, any commercial where they have some asshole buy a Lexis for their loved ones pissed me off. "Yeah, in this time of economic downturn, we don't care about you unless you are rich, and if you are rich then buy your husband/wife a car. Fuck everyone else!"

And I don't mind the Progressive ones. I kind of like Flo. And the ones with the 4G network, the only part I like is the "Oh,FACECAKE!" I want a damn facecake!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 04, 2012, 07:38:19 AM
The Lexis ones drive me insane because of the way they work that stupid jingle into them and the person looks so shocked. I wouldn't recognize the damn jingle if you played it for me.  I hate all diamond commercials too.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Brooklyn Zoo on January 04, 2012, 07:53:24 AM
The P-Diddy Ciroc commercial comes off as a little racist to me. With his light skinned black friends. They barely showed the dark black guy.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Gert on January 04, 2012, 02:42:06 PM
Jennifer Lopez + Old Lady Pants + FIAT= Brutal.

During the Bengals-Titans game there had to be at least five commercials of the longer initial ones.

I'm pretty sure the Rodgers DDD commercial was edited because that dumb bitch flubbed her line and no one noticed-cared.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on January 04, 2012, 02:43:38 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 04, 2012, 03:02:09 PM
Do they still play that commercial? I hated that too, as did my wife.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on January 04, 2012, 03:06:17 PM
As for commercial I hated, those Best Buy Christmas commercials with the arrogant bitch who bought a lot of stuff and threw it in Santa's face. I so wanted Santa to push that bitch off the roof and take a dump on the shit she bought before tossing a wooden train on her corpse.

All the commercials about or for Christmas were the worst things about Christmas this year. And I do not enjoy Christmas.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on January 04, 2012, 03:15:32 PM
Everyone that worked on that commercial that combined Black Friday with the song Friday need to be thrown in an extra large and hot oven.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on January 04, 2012, 03:49:40 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

I'll co-sign that one.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: A Happy Medium on January 04, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Then she's sitting there with that cute dog she got from a breeder.  She should adopt a god damned dog.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on January 04, 2012, 03:59:33 PM
I like the ones with Wendy Malick, because I'd still totally throw it in there

By 'it' I mean the animals, and by 'there' I mean a cage, in an oven, in her vagina
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on January 04, 2012, 04:08:42 PM
I'm pretty sure that's how they came up with the title Hot in Cleveland.  That and the British broad from Fraiser loves a good chest steamer.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: #sorrynotsorry on January 04, 2012, 04:19:43 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kahran Ramsus on January 04, 2012, 04:48:20 PM
I hate those annoying Boston Pizza chicken wing commercials.  I keep hoping that food critic chokes to death on those fucking wings.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on January 04, 2012, 04:51:11 PM

That animal one stepped it up. Now it fucking names the animals and tells you what happened to them!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 04, 2012, 10:49:16 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

That commercial is so bad. I was over my parents place and it came on. My mom, who loves animals, says, "No one wants you, why don't you die already." I couldn't tell if she meant the dogs or McLaughlin. Then she said, "Even the animals in this commercial hate it and hope they are put out of their misery."
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 05, 2012, 12:20:56 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

Yes I change the channel every time they come on.

I see two billboards every day on my drive home. One is a dog sleeping on a sidewalk and it says "Living on the streets can be a lonely place" and the other is a cute kitten that says "I want to know what love is too"
And every day I feel like it's an assault on me and I'm just like "I have 3 dogs! 2 are strays and 1 is from the pound! I'm doing my part!"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: LPM on January 05, 2012, 03:14:12 AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

That commercial is so bad. I was over my parents place and it came on. My mom, who loves animals, says, "No one wants you, why don't you die already." I couldn't tell if she meant the dogs or McLaughlin. Then she said, "Even the animals in this commercial hate it and hope they are put out of their misery."

Your mom is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on January 05, 2012, 03:17:44 AM
(http://www.danheller.com/images/Europe/Italy/Dolomites/Bolzano/Misc/homeless-dog-big.jpg)

BZ, that's not how dog tags work :(
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on January 05, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

If you want them to have good homes, stop asking us to pay 175 dollars for them!
I'd adopt a dog but son of a bitch, I can't afford too, stop guilting me!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on January 05, 2012, 06:40:07 AM
The best part is that they run on Comedy Central ad nauseum. I'll be watching a South Park re-run, wildly enjoying the antics of Animated God Amongst Men Randy Marsh, and then voila: instant depression.

Fuck you, Sarah McLachlan. Get Hep C.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kahran Ramsus on January 05, 2012, 07:35:21 AM

If you want them to have good homes, stop asking us to pay 175 dollars for them!
I'd adopt a dog but son of a bitch, I can't afford too, stop guilting me!

That $175 is a pittance compared to what the maintenance costs are.  I have two dogs.  Trust me on that one.  You'll spend more than that per month just to keep them happy and healthy.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Incandenza on January 05, 2012, 07:40:50 AM
Oh, I can't even watch that dog commercial with the sound off. Like I'll be at a bar and the damn thing comes on one of the TVs and I have to start looking somewhere else.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on January 05, 2012, 08:27:15 AM
Maybe not just muting works.  Try adding circus music.  Especially at the bar.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on January 05, 2012, 09:06:07 AM
How exactly is it unmanly to not drink Miller lite? Someone explain that to me. Also fuck that Dr.Pepper 10 ad with the "manly" action star. It's a fucking diet soda.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 05, 2012, 09:09:47 AM
How exactly is it unmanly to not drink Miller lite? Someone explain that to me. Also fuck that Dr.Pepper 10 ad with the "manly" action star. It's a fucking diet soda.

And why do men want a soda with 10 calories as opposed to none? Do all men want to be fat or something?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Vitamin X on January 05, 2012, 09:15:03 AM
My Clean PC / Super Clean PC Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9m2s6QG1Q0#ws)

I hate this one with a passion. These people are idiots.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kahran Ramsus on January 05, 2012, 09:20:11 AM
Yes, I hate that one too.  I simply forgot about it until you posted it. 

I also hate the one that has been running recently for voice recognition software.  I want to say it is called Dragon, but I'm not certain.  Basically any computer commercial that is targeted at people who know nothing about computers is bloody awful.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: LPM on January 05, 2012, 09:36:58 AM
How exactly is it unmanly to not drink Miller lite? Someone explain that to me. Also fuck that Dr.Pepper 10 ad with the "manly" action star. It's a fucking diet soda.

This, absolutely this. The Miller Lite ads especially are like some kind of crazy propaganda.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: starvenger on January 05, 2012, 03:33:02 PM
I hate those annoying Boston Pizza chicken wing commercials.  I keep hoping that food critic chokes to death on those fucking wings.
Yeah, the guy from the Oblivious show.  He's very good at being annoying.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 05, 2012, 06:32:33 PM
I would really like for Capital One to abandon the barbarian ads. As well as Geico and the fucking cavemen.

I remember thinking this one was an ad directed towards guys trying to land shallow cunts

goodnight_high.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_J82XQILtU#)

Another annoying one that I can't find. I want to say it's a Red Stripe commercial. And it ends with a couple of DJs yelling like assholes and blowing air horns into their microphones.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 05, 2012, 10:46:32 PM
I would really like for Capital One to abandon the barbarian ads. As well as Geico and the fucking cavemen.


I don't mind the Capital One commercials all the much, mainly because it gives work to Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds and I could probably get a job in them.

I usually like the Geico commercials, many are clever and funny, but the cavemen ones have run their course.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on January 06, 2012, 01:38:21 AM
Get ready to want to punch someone in the face.

RFCU MemberPlus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuB3Rdx7Goo#ws)

RFCU Membership (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFXjFaxlRtM#ws)

And the worst of the bunch

RFCU Loans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh5eeb7CWFA#ws)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 06, 2012, 02:23:33 AM
Quizno's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: alkeiper on January 08, 2012, 12:53:21 PM
Those advertisements with the truck snowboarding down a mountain. You're selling a truck by showing it doing something it CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 08, 2012, 01:21:40 PM
I wish I had seen this thread earlier, because I could chime in on every single fucking post to this point. But there's so many examples, I'm not sure I'd be adding anything. Carry on, gentlemen.

EDIT: Venk (who came up huge with the acne one) might have seen me bitching about this on Facebook a few weeks ago. Nonetheless, here it is:
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 08, 2012, 02:43:28 PM
Those advertisements with the truck snowboarding down a mountain. You're selling a truck by showing it doing something it CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO.

Agreed, it says in the disclaimer "The truck cannot do this."

then...I don't get the point of the commercial one bit. It's simply a waste of time in the end.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 08, 2012, 02:46:50 PM
"Game cards do not actually talk"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on January 09, 2012, 02:00:31 AM
4 Hour HeadOn Commercial [TEST VIDEO] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW-IHpOiw7c#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: alkeiper on January 09, 2012, 02:50:49 AM
Ok. This Cherrios commercial with six people sitting at a restaurant table is getting seriously irritating.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 09, 2012, 02:51:47 AM
Ok. This Cherrios commercial with six people sitting at a restaurant table is getting seriously irritating.

Yeah, it wasn't that bad when it first aired, but now I wish they'd all choke on their cereal.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 09, 2012, 04:12:29 AM
4 Hour HeadOn Commercial [TEST VIDEO] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW-IHpOiw7c#)
Oh it's on motherfucker. I made it through all 3 hours of this:
I'M ULTIMATE, I'M CHAMPION, I'M MEGA, NO WAY! for 3 hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ieoRN7i-4k#)
So I'm prepared. BRING IT ON...HEADON!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 09, 2012, 08:23:58 AM
I made it, though my brain is pretty much mush right now. This is what it sounded like as I went along:
1st hour: Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
2nd hour: Head on! Applied a wreckly to the floorhead.
3rd hour: Hehdon, a pledge of rat leeches the floor heh.
4th hour: Kill the non believers and do my bidding.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Zetterberg is Go on January 09, 2012, 09:59:58 AM
It was a sad day when CTV started simulcasting NFL playoff games up here. Five dollar footlong commercial every five goddamn minutes and bumpers for American shows they claim are "CTV's." Fucking awful.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: treble on January 09, 2012, 11:28:43 AM
I love Jim Parsons knocking on my TV screen.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: LPM on January 09, 2012, 11:44:45 AM
It was a sad day when CTV started simulcasting NFL playoff games up here. Five dollar footlong commercial every five goddamn minutes and bumpers for American shows they claim are "CTV's." Fucking awful.

Five.

Five dollar.

Five dollar foot looooooooooong.

The endless ads for crappy tv shows that are repeated over and over and over are terrible. I'm not even sure how some of those are supposed to get someone to watch. There's one that's a 10 second clip of some girl saying "What if everything you wanted isn't enough" or such. What is that show even about??
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: TheSSNintendo on January 09, 2012, 12:41:11 PM
I didn't care for those Tanqueray (not sure if I spelled it right) liquor commercials.. Only because the guy had an annoying laugh at the end.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kahran Ramsus on January 09, 2012, 01:50:20 PM
Just saw it while watching RAW, but I really hate the Visa commercial with the dumbasses complaining about an 'old dolphin' (which is clearly a manatee).   I'm not sure how that commercial would convince anybody to get a Visa card.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 09, 2012, 02:03:05 PM
Just saw it while watching RAW, but I really hate the Visa commercial with the dumbasses complaining about an 'old dolphin' (which is clearly a manatee).   I'm not sure how that commercial would convince anybody to get a Visa card.

Yes. I mean, come on.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on January 09, 2012, 07:53:07 PM
I made it, though my brain is pretty much mush right now. This is what it sounded like as I went along:
1st hour: Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
2nd hour: Head on! Applied a wreckly to the floorhead.
3rd hour: Hehdon, a pledge of rat leeches the floor heh.
4th hour: Kill the non believers and do my bidding.

After about 3 minutes of ULTIMATE MEGA CHAMPION NO WAY I was rocking back and forth in the corner
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on January 14, 2012, 07:26:47 AM

The couple in the discount double check ad who just seem to be hanging out at a fucking insurance office need to be killed for the good of humanity.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Beer Baron on January 14, 2012, 11:41:22 AM
This.

QuiBids- Shopping Redefined. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn046Ms5uXs#)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on January 14, 2012, 12:06:29 PM
Comedian Endorses The General Auto Insurance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveAcGaCAkc#)

ugghh
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on January 14, 2012, 01:05:21 PM
That McDonalds commercial with the guy muttering "pickles" over and over is starting to get annoying.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 14, 2012, 03:33:48 PM
This.

QuiBids- Shopping Redefined. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn046Ms5uXs#)

indeed. When you actually look into these sites and see how big of a scam they are it's even more annoying
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: GAYGENT OF OBLIVION on January 16, 2012, 12:04:03 AM
Quizno's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ#)

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR DIE!!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 16, 2012, 04:29:03 AM
Jennifer Hudson - Believe, Weight Watchers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ciGVx1qhb4#ws)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on January 16, 2012, 05:00:28 AM
The commercial with Alonzo Bodden doing Stoke Awareness standup is starting to irritate me.  Stroke No Joke.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 18, 2012, 04:01:47 PM
uSell's Latest Commercial, Featuring Bobby "The Auctioneer" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upSQdk1U8A4#)

If you're in charge of any kind of company what so ever...how do you think it's a good idea to let this douchy spaz do your commercial?

'Lectric Shave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFbtG7rDJEY#)

I watch a lot of Sportscenter, and they show the bejesus out of this damn Lectric Shave commercial. If this "drill sergeant" is barking orders to his facial hair. Sounds to me like he's suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder and is likely to find himself waking up along side of his wife giving her a sleep-walking choke hold... And I don't think that the whiskers would be that excited to be severed by a razor blade.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 19, 2012, 06:13:36 AM
I hate those annoying Boston Pizza chicken wing commercials.  I keep hoping that food critic chokes to death on those fucking wings.

People think that's real. I know fucking people who think the guy, the society, and the terminology he uses are real!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 19, 2012, 06:18:12 AM
This.

QuiBids- Shopping Redefined. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn046Ms5uXs#)

indeed. When you actually look into these sites and see how big of a scam they are it's even more annoying

Took the words right out of my mouth. It's not the commercials themselves that annoy me, but it re-enlightens me to how stupid people are as a whole. Similarly, and I remember bitching about this at TOTSM - Diamond Shreddies. Here's a not great example: Diamond or Square Shreddies? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7jNe0RpyY#)

I remember people seeing this when the commercials started in 2008, and subsequently saying "Well, I'll never buy Shreddies again! How stupid do they think we are! They're obviously the same! I won't support a company that thinks so low of its customers!". Guhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 19, 2012, 06:19:55 AM
Jennifer Hudson - Believe, Weight Watchers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ciGVx1qhb4#ws)

I'd hate this too, if I didn't want to have sex with her. Which I do.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 19, 2012, 07:08:13 AM
This.

QuiBids- Shopping Redefined. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn046Ms5uXs#)

indeed. When you actually look into these sites and see how big of a scam they are it's even more annoying

Took the words right out of my mouth. It's not the commercials themselves that annoy me, but it re-enlightens me to how stupid people are as a whole. Similarly, and I remember bitching about this at TOTSM - Diamond Shreddies. Here's a not great example: Diamond or Square Shreddies? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7jNe0RpyY#)

I remember people seeing this when the commercials started in 2008, and subsequently saying "Well, I'll never buy Shreddies again! How stupid do they think we are! They're obviously the same! I won't support a company that thinks so low of its customers!". Guhhhhhhh.

Not all these sites are scams, though. About a year ago I won a $50 Macy's gift card off of one of these sites for $4 plus $2 shipping and handling. I also know SkoreIt.com, which ESPN has commercials for, isn't a scam. It's actually a Better Business Bureau accredited site.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: alkeiper on January 19, 2012, 08:16:41 AM
The girlfriend joined one of those sites. $70 later, we have a shitty Wiimote battery charger that she bought just to have something to show for it. I'm handling the finances once we get married.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kahran Ramsus on January 19, 2012, 08:23:07 AM
Speaking of crooked businesses, I give you Money Mart.

Money Mart Price Match Guarantee - Piggy Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3OlebEy5uw#ws)

Lowest Price Match Guarantee!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Saints_Fan_H on January 19, 2012, 11:12:44 AM
Shit I gave Restaurants.com 16 bucks and they sent me two $100 gift certificates to a local sushi place. The only caveat is you have to have a bill minimum $200 to use it. So we used it on my mom's birthday and fed 7 people on it.

Totally legit, still have one to use.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on January 19, 2012, 01:47:58 PM
Dumb Ass Totinos Pizza Rolls Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAeR-Fzbm_U#)

I see this stupid ad all the time when trying to watch something on blip tv. I think the message of the commercial is fucking retards eat Totinos pizza rolls. Since I eat Totinos pizza rolls that doesn't make me feel very good. I also like how they leave the phone in the freezer.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on January 19, 2012, 01:54:14 PM
I feel like I should throw Russell Oliver's "Cash Man / Loan Arranger / Etc." commercials here, but I kind of like them.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on January 22, 2012, 07:13:46 AM
I don't hate it as much as anything else I've posted, but the most recent KD commercial: "It's my KD" "Well, it's my milk!" "Well, it's my butter" "Well, it's my bowl!". Share the fucking KD. There's a whole pot on the stove!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 26, 2012, 03:21:39 AM
Anybody remember that AT&T commercial from a few years back with the girl talking about meeting a guy in a bar and giving him her number. Then she goes on about how she was blown away he put her number in his phone and thought right then that it wouldn't work because he was coming on too strong or was moving too fast or something. She was like "Whoa....I just met you and you're already putting me in your phone?" Like what the hell else are you supposed to do? Write the number on a napkin? That's what a cell phone is for you waste of space.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Pináculo on January 27, 2012, 05:07:06 AM
I hate the Doritos commercial where the guy sucks the other guy's finger, then rips off another guy's pants so he can stick his face in them and smell them.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on February 06, 2012, 06:25:43 AM
Blue Tax - Tax Relief & Tax Help (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh67uyFK-R0#)

Those dead eyes...
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on February 06, 2012, 06:52:51 AM
Anybody remember that AT&T commercial from a few years back with the girl talking about meeting a guy in a bar and giving him her number. Then she goes on about how she was blown away he put her number in his phone and thought right then that it wouldn't work because he was coming on too strong or was moving too fast or something. She was like "Whoa....I just met you and you're already putting me in your phone?" Like what the hell else are you supposed to do? Write the number on a napkin? That's what a cell phone is for you waste of space.

You seem to regard this commercial as a documentary.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: 2GOLD on February 06, 2012, 08:26:05 AM
Go Daddy commercials. Late night phone sex chat commercials from the past have hotter women now. Just end them or find a new approach.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on February 07, 2012, 03:05:28 AM
Anybody remember that AT&T commercial from a few years back with the girl talking about meeting a guy in a bar and giving him her number. Then she goes on about how she was blown away he put her number in his phone and thought right then that it wouldn't work because he was coming on too strong or was moving too fast or something. She was like "Whoa....I just met you and you're already putting me in your phone?" Like what the hell else are you supposed to do? Write the number on a napkin? That's what a cell phone is for you waste of space.

You seem to regard this commercial as a documentary.

It's a dumb premise.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kotzenjunge on February 08, 2012, 01:47:32 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeewheewheewheewheeeeeeeeeeeeewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Besides suffering animals, that pig kills me. You know, Dama's flashback made me think of something neat: how cell phone/provider commercials are probably among the ones who age quickest. I'll bet something from 2002 looks quaint now.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Ed on February 09, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
The FreeCreditReport.com commercials with the bands.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on March 17, 2012, 05:06:41 AM
Totino's Pizza Rolls Commercial - Freezer  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Vx8AlLQOQ#)

What am I missing here? File this under commercials I'm puzzled by.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on March 18, 2012, 03:53:22 AM
MEN DONT LOOK FOR ANYTHING AM I RIGHT
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 02, 2012, 02:55:09 AM
"Masters of Style" Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cZH861tZhs#ws)

I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: HSJ on April 02, 2012, 05:32:52 AM
"Masters of Style" Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cZH861tZhs#ws)

I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face

Its a good razor though.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 02, 2012, 05:41:14 AM
"Masters of Style" Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cZH861tZhs#ws)

I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face

Its a good razor though.
I love mine. Hate the commercial
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on April 02, 2012, 01:03:04 PM
The AT&T 4G ads are getting pretty annoying.  "So 28 seconds ago.".  Fuck you.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: alkeiper on April 11, 2012, 06:57:29 AM
Pepsi Max. That Pepsi delivery guy is a douchebag and Pepsi Max is over-caffeinated crap.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on April 14, 2012, 04:40:48 PM
These new Geico ads where the person taste-tests the "Geico" and "Other" drinks are dumb as hell.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on April 14, 2012, 09:58:11 PM
Those fucking kids "singing" the opening riff of Crazy Train. I want that fucking car to to flip over and kill everyone inside and then I want the ghost of Randy Rhodes to brutally sodomize their ghosts....or something.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on April 15, 2012, 03:36:43 AM
They play one of those 'so 32 seconds ago' add during Braves radio broadcasts. It's insufferable. I keep waiting for them to add a few lines. 'Did you hear' ''blew through my whole data cap two days into the month? That is so 27 seconds ago'
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Thrasher on April 15, 2012, 06:37:36 AM
Jay Leno BURGER KING® Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouxyzwHpwt4#noexternalembed-ws)
I hate this commercial because Leno pulls up to the counter in his car and acts swarmy. The manager acts lost towards the end.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on April 15, 2012, 10:48:43 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeewheewheewheewheeeeeeeeeeeeewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Besides suffering animals, that pig kills me.

I hated this, but it lessened.* My aunt and uncle LOVE that fucking pig, so the commercial reminds me of them, and that cooled the fire a little.*

*That is, until I heard it as somebody's FUCKING RINGTONE at work a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on April 16, 2012, 01:05:17 AM
I like that Geico commercail. Mainly the first one they had about the little piggy saying wee all the way home. I think if I heard it as a ringtone, though, I might go on a killing spree.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Harley Quinn on April 16, 2012, 10:41:51 AM
Those fucking kids "singing" the opening riff of Crazy Train. I want that fucking car to to flip over and kill everyone inside and then I want the ghost of Randy Rhodes to brutally sodomize their ghosts....or something.

This is the only commercial I literally have to mute lest I go into a homicidal rage. The other commercials I can endure even as background noise but the above one... ugh.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: tekcop on April 16, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
I couldn't find it on YouTube, but there's this Bayer commercial that really bothers me ever time I see it. Some guy's an airplane grimacing from his headache when the flight attendant brings him a little cup with two Bayer in it. He turns to her and explains, along with miming gestures (I'm guessing because the woman's Asian)  "No, I'm not having a heart attack, I just have a headache." She then reassures him that Bayer also works for headaches. What is that? Who reacts to aspirin like that? Does Bayer think that just because they've told us that taking aspirin during a heart attack can be beneficial, people are so stupid they've forgotten that aspirin, fucking aspirin is a pain reliever?

I just want to yell at the TV every time that commercial comes on.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on April 16, 2012, 12:49:33 PM
I remember seeing that one a couple times. It was just dumb.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on April 16, 2012, 02:47:55 PM
Nike Free -- I Would Run To You  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iozZTJB2XOw#ws)

I dunno...maybe hate isn't the right word, but this is corny as hell. The worst part is that it almost sucks me in too!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on April 18, 2012, 08:46:31 AM
Lots of Toy Trains Model Railroads in Action | 2 DVD Set As Seen On TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGw8PonNyHI#)

Shirley Temple - [url=http://www.SeenTVCanada.com]www.SeenTVCanada.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotLTJasXrw#) - Little Darling DVD Collection[/url]

The first because it's completely WTF, the second because Shirley Temple is an annoying little cunt.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on April 18, 2012, 02:59:28 PM
How about that smartphone commercial with that annoying Asian chick that NBC Sports network rams down our throat?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on April 19, 2012, 04:08:48 AM
...I wouldn't mind ramming something down her throat. OH!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: tekcop on April 19, 2012, 04:17:43 AM
A mu shu roll?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 26, 2012, 03:47:32 AM
CERTAIN DRI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gb4ny6OR5M#)

Nothing against the commercial itself, but I swear I see this commercial 3:1 over any other commercial on tv right now

Pizza Hut Top This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXmRklAzbg#ws)

Fuck Pizza Hut
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: sfaJack on April 26, 2012, 04:55:58 AM
Fuck Ford with their stupid "press conference" commercials. 
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on April 26, 2012, 08:39:49 PM
Since many radio stations in the San Diego area are transmitted from across the border, we get a whole bunch of poorly acted English-language PSAs by the Mexican government. This is a pretty recent development, possibly due to the drug war and/or the upcoming election. To their credit, the scripts do appear to have been written and read by competent English speakers.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Aero on April 29, 2012, 06:52:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvnIK6jex0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvnIK6jex0#ws)

This one has seemingly become unavoidable. During the draft coverage this weekend, I'm pretty sure it was played every break.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on April 29, 2012, 06:53:38 AM
I didn't mind it at first, and actually thought it was cute. But it played at every commercial break during the Rangers/Caps game yesterday and it became so unwatchable.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on April 30, 2012, 03:04:33 PM
Corona Light - Stan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viXhp0v1gGY#ws)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on May 02, 2012, 03:08:24 PM
Steven Tyler BURGER KING® Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400xW0I_za8#ws)

Commercial only reenforced my belief that Steven Tyler is fucking obnoxious.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on May 10, 2012, 04:42:09 AM
UTI Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHRU7jO8wY#ws)

not interested in a job where I have to do this much power walking
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on May 10, 2012, 04:44:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvnIK6jex0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvnIK6jex0#ws)

This one has seemingly become unavoidable. During the draft coverage this weekend, I'm pretty sure it was played every break.

So, someone decided that this version wasn't good enough, and that people can't read, so they redubbed the commercial and you can now understand what they are saying.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on June 15, 2012, 04:37:27 PM
Boost Mobile 4Genie - Fries/Diner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwOyOYst5RE#ws)

...I want a truck to crash through the window and kill them all
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on June 23, 2012, 06:36:20 PM
Don't know if the hate thread is the right thread but there was either love or hate, no thread of commercials of indifference or surprise but I'm watching after midnight Louie re-runs on FX and they just showed a penis pump commercial.  Definitely a new one.  Still less embarrassing than the non-stop Charlie Sheen Anger Management promos.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Brodypedia on June 24, 2012, 02:30:24 AM
At Heritage for the blind
We remind you to be kind
Call 1800 Donate Cars
1800 Donate cars today...
Today!

(Sing with off key nasal voice)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on June 24, 2012, 04:08:07 AM
That 4Genie commercial is deplorable.  I don't get it.  Is the 4Genie just supposed to be "just one of the girls (and an overly black caricature)"? A bad gay stereotype?  What's the audience they're shooting for?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on June 24, 2012, 05:24:07 AM
That 4Genie commercial is deplorable.  I don't get it.  Is the 4Genie just supposed to be "just one of the girls (and an overly black caricature)"? A bad gay stereotype?  What's the audience they're shooting for?

All I took from it was that once you get a G4 phone you treat your friend like shit.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: tekcop on July 02, 2012, 08:19:55 AM
CROWH8R Crow Removal Service (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxh2tS39KN0#ws)

Huh.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on September 23, 2012, 03:16:35 PM
In My Mind - 2013 Kia Soul Hamster Commercial [HD] MTV VMAs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B5vuAYk94#ws)
I see this fucking thing everytime I go to the movies. Who the fuck is going to buy a Kia because of this commercial?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on September 23, 2012, 04:47:47 PM
I see the retailer ads that portray their customers as morons or psychos have begun early with WalMart's layaway ads.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Byron The Bulp on September 23, 2012, 11:09:43 PM
The Los Angeles Toyota Camry Effect. "Its Grounded To The Ground" North Hollywood Toyota/Noho Toyota (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRiCsZfx4k#ws)

This ad is ruining college football broadcasts.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on September 30, 2012, 12:16:39 PM
Verizon 4G LTE - "Easy Choice" Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38qqQ-EQ3vk#ws)

ok. I suppose since it's on a bar graph that they themselves created then it has to be the gospel. Very smug and cunty commercial. And the paid actors in the "focus group" are even worse.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on September 30, 2012, 02:50:02 PM
Oh that fucking commercial. It plays ALL the time before videos on Blip.TV. It even tries to get you to click your choice. I click AT&T just to be a dick, fuck you Verizon commercial.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on September 30, 2012, 03:02:10 PM
Latin Dancing with The General (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqJornvgdH8#ws)

Why do these exist?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on October 04, 2012, 04:26:32 PM
The Google Chrome ad about the dead mother is quite the depressing way to get people to download a free web browser they should already know about (and if they don't. they'll never change - old people stick with IE forever).
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on October 07, 2012, 02:56:24 AM
The NFL Mobile commercials where a pathetic wretch starts watching football and improves their physical appearance as they watch more football until they inexplicably run afoul of a star player in public are gaining in number and pose more of a threat than ever
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Smues on October 09, 2012, 02:51:45 AM
Kars4kids Jingle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJ6fS7ruuo#)

Oh god make it stop
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on October 21, 2012, 04:28:23 AM
Latin Dancing with The General (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqJornvgdH8#ws)

Why do these exist?

I noticed after a while they edited out the overly stereotypical "Aye, Papi!" line

Cotton Candy at Golden Corral (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79e9vQ61ZA#ws)

If I ever get this fucking excited over cotton candy as an adult, I demand to be killed.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on October 21, 2012, 04:26:43 PM
Fuck "theh Hoppuh"

DISH Commercial - The Hopper: Boston (:30) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_hOx8E2uo#ws)

Not necessarily a commercial, but for as much as I enjoy "World's Dumbest..." on TruTV, I HATE their promos for their other "reality" series.  Every single one of them ends with someone who got the shit kicked out of them WAY too much in grade school, standing there with their head tilted to the side, and their arms crossed like they're some kind of omega badass.  Operation Repo, South Beach Tow, Hardcore Pawn, "Random guy bids on storage buildings", all of them strike the same pose.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on October 21, 2012, 10:55:35 PM
Any of the Canadians here see the new Grey Power? Guhhhhhh. I can't find it online, but here's the gist:

A guy is surrounded by his family at the dinner table on his 50th birthday. He receives a cordless drill and gives his kids a "yeah, thanks" and eyeroll. He pushes it away to take a gift from his wife: A new term of insurance from Grey Power! Which he loves!

First, what a dick move to not appreciate ANY gift from your kids. Second, who the fuck wouldn't want a cordless drill!? Third, insurance is a fine gift, but no person ever has actually wanted or asked for it. Christ.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on October 22, 2012, 02:45:29 AM
I'd happily accept a drill. Even if not for practical use, who hasn't wanted to just drill holes in random shit?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kotzenjunge on October 22, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
I noted the arm-folding trend in television a long time ago. BACK OFF MAN I DRIVE A TOW TRUCK/WORK IN A PAWN SHOP/REPO SHIT/BUY STORAGE UNITS/RESTORE STUFF/ETC
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on October 22, 2012, 02:55:25 AM
There was a time last year when I got hooked on those TruTV shows. I don't know what happened.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on October 28, 2012, 06:16:20 AM
That Pepsi ad with Drew Brees and One Direction seems like the most random celebrity pairing ever.  "We need a famous athlete and a band.". "Well, I represent one of each and will cut you a deal.".  "Sold!"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on October 28, 2012, 06:20:06 AM
It's a Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y86X8Ih2pxM#ws)

I burst out laughing the first time I saw this, and I don't imagine that was the intended purpose.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on October 28, 2012, 06:37:52 AM
That's funny.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on October 28, 2012, 07:52:28 AM
The comments section for that ad - complete with responses from the foundation that made it - is ripe for garbage picking too.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on October 28, 2012, 12:37:42 PM
Wouldn't say I necessarily hate it, but Mark Cuban is now endorsing Sketchers and Diet Mt. Dew.  Seems strange.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on October 28, 2012, 02:07:28 PM
That Pepsi ad with Drew Brees and One Direction seems like the most random celebrity pairing ever.  "We need a famous athlete and a band.". "Well, I represent one of each and will cut you a deal.".  "Sold!"

The oddest thing in that is when Bree's summons his fans, there isn't one readily visible Saints fan.  Everyone yelling for him is a fan of other teams.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on May 07, 2013, 04:52:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQR8rj2BO-8

Wow. Six months accident free. Way to go, you little cunt.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kotzenjunge on May 08, 2013, 10:44:55 PM
Xarelto. It annoys me so much that I actually remember what goddamn pill it was for, amazing considering they all blend together for me. Anyway, this guy is driving along, and his navigator tells him to make a right turn. He says "not today!" to show how his new life has given him confidence or whateverthefuck. WHY DID YOU PROGRAM THE MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO IT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET LOST DUMBASS
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on June 09, 2013, 02:27:56 AM
If it wasn't for Burger King being Burger King, their new series of quote-unquote "zany" commercials would drive me away. The guy playing the manager is insufferable.

Also, no idea why International Delight Iced Coffee decided they needed an annoying, frumpy woman to push their shit, but it hardly worked when she was going into a nightclub and they asked for her ID. Now she needs to show her ID to rent a horse?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on June 09, 2013, 03:57:16 AM
The 12 year old in me can't help but chuckle at the K-Mart "I just shipped my pants" commercials.  Ah, I'm sad.......
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on June 09, 2013, 04:11:28 AM
If it wasn't for Burger King being Burger King, their new series of quote-unquote "zany" commercials would drive me away. The guy playing the manager is insufferable.

Agreed. I already posted the Steven Tyler one. The Whooper Jr $1.29 is annoying... so what you're saying, and boasting about is that Whopper Jrs are no longer 99 cents?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: FroGG_NeaLL on June 09, 2013, 11:58:30 AM
How has this not been mentioned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinfAYJDUw0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinfAYJDUw0)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on June 14, 2013, 06:11:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZh105_r2Qk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZh105_r2Qk)

The worst
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on June 14, 2013, 06:29:59 AM
I kind of like those AT&T commercials. They don't get me interested in get an AT&T phone, so they're not really doing their job, but they kind of amuse me. They aren't Geiko level of fun, but not the worst commercials on TV either.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on June 14, 2013, 07:08:40 AM
Geiko level of fun

hoo boy!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on June 15, 2013, 03:47:01 AM
I could do without the new Price Line commercials with Shatner and his cunty daughter.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on June 23, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
FUCK this Scion autotuned bullshit commercial!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjf714B0Ob4

Looks like they saw the Vincent Pastore "Brocolli Wad" commercial and decided to copy the tune and hoped no one would notice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh0UvrR8UM4
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: starvenger on June 24, 2013, 11:17:25 AM
The Pepsi Challenge ads.  They were fine back when they showed the people on the street choosing Pepsi and being "surprised" that they did so.  (in quotes because I don't believe that people cannot distinguish between Coke and Pepsi). 

Now... they've gone completely over the top, in a way that makes me think they're overcompensating for lack of market share.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Harley Quinn on June 24, 2013, 09:34:07 PM
I've finally found a new commercial to hate/mute... that Geico "Hump Day" one with the camel.  That voice gets grating immediately.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: AA484 on June 25, 2013, 12:20:18 AM
Yeah those AT&T "It's Not Complicated" commercials were cut at first but now they are just... annoying.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Jaxxxson Mayhem on June 25, 2013, 03:43:27 AM
The ATT ones are great and don't talk shit about my girl Kaley Cuoco!

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Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on June 25, 2013, 06:27:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rASq52zRFs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rASq52zRFs)

These commercials cause me to rush to find the remote everytime. They are disturbing.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on June 26, 2013, 12:02:10 PM
Speaking of Progressive:
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7kJi/progressive-mirror-talk

WHY DOES SHE SAY "OH" SO MANY FUCKING TIMES!?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on July 19, 2013, 04:30:43 AM
this just popped up before a youtube video I watched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxjfMKa9PE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxjfMKa9PE)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on July 19, 2013, 05:59:17 AM
Miller Genuine Draft 64 commercials with dudes singing sea shanty bullshit about their chick beer
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on July 19, 2013, 06:16:51 AM
(http://img-new.cgtrader.com/items/736/beer_bottle_cartoon_character_3d_model_d152b6c3-d37a-462b-8e60-555bcc350a4d.jpg)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on July 20, 2013, 05:36:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s6PI-UOMXc
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on July 20, 2013, 05:41:53 AM
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhxG15WmsQ)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on July 20, 2013, 11:38:39 AM
this just popped up before a youtube video I watched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxjfMKa9PE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxjfMKa9PE)

Holy shit I saw this for the first time today, and I ended up seeing it twice. What a dumb fucking commercial.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on July 21, 2013, 09:33:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8MAFx4Om0

Yeah because when I'm up at 3AM I'm buying fucking insurance and sounding like a goddamn creep while doing so.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Kotzenjunge on July 24, 2013, 04:08:01 PM
I can't help but like that one because of the last line the guy says.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Angle-plex on July 24, 2013, 04:24:24 PM
The commercial where the Hispanic family is buying cinnamon toast crunch.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Detox on July 24, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
Most of this shit has to be regional, because I see only bullshit Sonic and AT&T commercials
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on July 24, 2013, 06:09:47 PM
Speaking of regional, that McDonalds coffee ad with the "actors" doing bad "New England" accents seems to air once every goddamn ad break on every channel around here (especially during Red Sox games).  I think there's even a radio version.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on July 25, 2013, 12:29:43 AM
That sounds awful...I can't imagine watching Red Sox games.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on August 16, 2013, 04:17:49 PM

http://youtu.be/aDNVdF4IHYQ (http://youtu.be/aDNVdF4IHYQ)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on August 18, 2013, 05:15:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjvNHiFCaPw

1. Fake Billy Mays
2. "Additional materials used for buoyancy"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on August 19, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF81KJ9BHVA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU6Y4n5VaKhDhP63V6zQ0Hzg
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: FroGG_NeaLL on August 25, 2013, 07:53:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUUC37cYWe0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUUC37cYWe0)

OMG The way he closes that car door and lays down that rag, which he inexplicably has later and lays down again, but still OMG son. It's GAWD LIKE. GOAT commercial.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Brodypedia on September 12, 2013, 12:36:58 PM
Quote
What I love about these truck ads is that they're basically catering to a demographic that no longer exists: white people with industrial jobs. We don't have any jobs like that here anymore. The past 60 election cycles have been centered on that fact. You may as well try to sell trucks to the fucking Tooth Fairy. God forbid Chevy ever overtly advertise to Jorge, the El Paso subcontractor who has actual use for a pickup truck. No no, they wouldn't want to enrage the hard-workin' 'MERICA poseurs who drive their pickup truck to and from their jobs bussing tables at Denny's.

Deadspin wins again.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on September 12, 2013, 12:52:13 PM
...until they meet people involved in construction or something similar...
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Brodypedia on September 20, 2013, 10:11:13 PM
The "Pivotrim" is a weed wacker that guarantees the line will never break - yet it comes with 20 extra strings....
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The Real DXP on September 21, 2013, 01:05:39 AM
But wait there's more!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on September 22, 2013, 02:27:31 PM
The "Pivotrim" is a weed wacker that guarantees the line will never break - yet it comes with 20 extra strings....

I can't think of any specific examples, but I have noticed that a lot lately. "It's the only widget you'll ever need. But if you call now, we'll send two!"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on September 29, 2013, 01:52:46 PM
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on September 29, 2013, 01:55:50 PM
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on September 30, 2013, 05:31:41 AM
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.

And it's not like they both can't afford to buy everything on the menu several times over.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on September 30, 2013, 05:52:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: tekcop on September 30, 2013, 11:39:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9_GFs7OLU

Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on September 30, 2013, 02:41:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9_GFs7OLU

Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.

The only other one which even came close? There was a commercial in the early aughts for GM and OnStar. A parade of kids saying "Would you drive a car without OnStar? What if somethng happened? You don't want me to be set at ease?" Holy cow, was it shameless.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Tino Standard on October 04, 2013, 02:55:33 PM
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.

YES, thank you. Bothered me for years, going back to the Bird-Jordan version. Not to mention the fact they just did the same concept with LeBron and Dwight Howard a few years ago.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: fazzle on October 07, 2013, 12:12:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUWhcH5n9Ek


I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on October 07, 2013, 12:30:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DOXbv4mCU)

Oh, fuck this FLOASTED campaign right in the ass.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on October 07, 2013, 12:31:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUWhcH5n9Ek
I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.

SWEET JESUS!  I'm glad my area isn't showing this one.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on October 07, 2013, 01:31:06 PM
It's a radio spot, so I don't have it. But it's a Wendy's ad where a the lady's kid scores a goal and the Wendy's bitch suggests they celebrate with dinner. The mother's response is "well, I could cook something... I guess." Really hesitant and shit. The final solution is that they go to Wendy's for a great deal blah blah.

I remember being instantly annoyed. Wow, you dizzy cunt. Is the thought of making your child a home cooked meal that much of a problem?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on October 12, 2013, 03:28:23 PM
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on October 13, 2013, 01:44:50 PM
Finallyfast, stopsign, mycleanpc...whatever it's called, I want it off my fucking TV screen.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on November 21, 2013, 04:11:07 PM
I've seen this fucking thing a few times now.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HIHN8dSeeLo
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on November 22, 2013, 12:22:36 AM
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?

Hahaha. No one uses phones to make calls anymore. They're little computers to check Facebook and text with. I bet you still have a rotary phone landline.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 06, 2014, 02:42:28 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y61fLD0NWAA

I tell myself that the guy was raping the daughter when dad came home.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: darthtiki on January 12, 2014, 09:49:15 AM
http://youtu.be/yl4turyRZ9A

This man needs serious counseling or at least a shit-ton of burn cream after he molests his burger.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on January 12, 2014, 01:52:42 PM
Am I the only one tired of the Nissan commercial where the Rogue jumps on a train? It plays constantly and just doesn't stop. And (like most car commercials) how the fuck does this sell the car or make me want to buy it?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on January 12, 2014, 02:10:13 PM
Come on, who doesn't want a magic car that takes public transportation?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The Amazing Rando on January 12, 2014, 02:23:19 PM
I despise every commercial about online auction sites that use the bid buying system. Especially any with "actual customers" showing off their winnings.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on January 12, 2014, 03:10:10 PM
I despise every commercial about online auction sites that use the bid buying system. Especially any with "actual customers" showing off their winnings.

I don't see how anyone can really clean up on those things. Ok, you bought an iPad for $30. But how much more in purchasing the bids themselves. Unless you win the actual actions and are just bidding to lose; you're actually just throwing money away for nothing.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The Amazing Rando on February 01, 2014, 10:40:15 AM
I hate the AT&T DigitalLife automation/security commercial with the kids leaving every possible light and television on, the water running, doors unlocked and security system not armed. It would never ever happen.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on February 03, 2014, 03:30:12 PM
I think you're just against the idea of a black man owning a home.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Ed on February 05, 2014, 09:47:42 PM
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on February 06, 2014, 12:29:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNx4Zkh50I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNx4Zkh50I)

I have that phrase from that shrill, obnoxious voice imprinted into my brain
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on February 09, 2014, 10:18:08 AM
Whoever came up with this new KFC campaign... Awful
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The Amazing Rando on February 09, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
The Dish Network Hopper adds can go fuck right off, especially the newest one with the whole family yelling.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Thrasher on February 10, 2014, 08:29:14 AM
So creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBA8LlgSarw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBA8LlgSarw)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on February 10, 2014, 09:34:01 AM
So creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBA8LlgSarw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBA8LlgSarw)

Fuck yes. This new campaign is awful. They're selling the stuff to men. What the hell guy is getting drawn in by these ads.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: CanadianGuitarist on February 10, 2014, 09:47:31 AM


J.G. Wentworth Launches New Television Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE#)

Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after

What's more glaring to me is the necessity of such a firm. If I may, successful sues are now so commonplace that not only can a business who offers such a service be profitable, but have enough clientele to be able to afford a national ad campaign on TV?

Edit: Didn't mean to be on a high horse, nor to downplay how awful that commercial is.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: tekcop on February 10, 2014, 10:03:51 AM
Those Old Spice commercials should be in the other thread.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Venkman on February 10, 2014, 11:05:38 AM
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!

I actually like this one. A lot.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Thrasher on February 10, 2014, 11:47:10 AM
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!

I actually like this one. A lot.
Me too but I like PlayStation and the song.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on February 15, 2014, 03:14:43 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-nnDlnWrA

Every year or so this piece of shit pops back up.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Thrasher on February 15, 2014, 04:49:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvF1Mxg_jW0

Why the fuck is Bill Cowher in my house?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on February 21, 2014, 06:50:54 AM
Whoever came up with this new KFC campaign... Awful

There's a new one with a dude going off about how happy he is that they have pot pies. "I didn't know KFC had pot pies. I didn't know anyone had pot pies!" I really want to punch him.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on February 21, 2014, 08:50:43 AM
Agreed. Say the words pot pie over and over again do not encourage me to get a pot pie.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on February 22, 2014, 08:45:02 AM
Maybe his had actual pot in it.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on February 23, 2014, 10:33:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4hI6koIRYk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fuck. Off.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on March 01, 2014, 12:27:54 PM
I see these two at least 25 times per hour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU2LH3m_t0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU2LH3m_t0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqtZm_st8U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqtZm_st8U)

So annoying
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Skywarp! on March 05, 2014, 01:02:51 AM
What's the rating scale for historically awful commercials? I suggest a scale ranging from "Saved by Zero" to "Five Dollar Footlong."

(Anyone that watched 5 minutes of the NFL in 2007 just had a PTSD flashback.)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on March 05, 2014, 07:05:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4hI6koIRYk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fuck. Off.

I guess it did.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 18, 2014, 01:32:56 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3PnPXTmGJQ

...I get the impression that they wanted Wes Anderson to shoot these commercials, but he was busy and got a fanboy to do it.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Epic for the Summer on April 18, 2014, 02:50:01 PM
I usually don't let commercials get to me but one has been bugging me for the past few weeks. It's an anti-smoking PSA using a needy friend as a metaphor for cigarettes. The girl is so goddamned annoying!
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: cobainwasmurdered on April 18, 2014, 06:08:24 PM
I hate that commercial. There's a bunch of anti-smoking PSA's that have been running lately that are pretty annoying but that one is the worst probably.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Epic for the Summer on April 19, 2014, 04:05:31 PM
For context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnhe9RW9n3Q
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The King of Trash on April 19, 2014, 04:35:20 PM
http://youtu.be/-TKa2JqFiLI

I love to hate this one though. So bad it's good.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 19, 2014, 04:40:09 PM
I can't tell if I like or hate the one where the old bitches are singing about Old Spice getting their boys laid.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on April 20, 2014, 07:12:04 AM
Old Spice commercials are fine.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on April 20, 2014, 09:35:54 PM
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?

This is apparently a real world problem for some.  If my fiance needs to ask her Mother something,  she'll send a text and sit there and wait. She will then proceed to become extremely annoyed if her Mom doesnt respond fast enough,  and text her again. If I ask "why don't you just call her", I get an "UGH!" and a dirty look.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Damaramu on April 21, 2014, 12:27:20 AM
Half of the time people don't answer the damn phone though.

I hate it when I call someone and they don't answer, then about 10 seconds later I get a text that says "What's up?"

If it was short enough to go in a text then it would have gone in a text, obviously I want to talk to you jackass.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: FroGG_NeaLL on April 22, 2014, 01:47:59 AM
Half of the time people don't answer the damn phone though.

I hate it when I call someone and they don't answer, then about 10 seconds later I get a text that says "What's up?"

If it was short enough to go in a text then it would have gone in a text, obviously I want to talk to you jackass.

THIS.

Also, more lame anti-smoking PSAs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks2L6XFLAeA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks2L6XFLAeA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMEEI0Zq9g
 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMEEI0Zq9g)

They also have rare variant collector's edition menthol versions of the ads.  ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Q5qGgfz_Q
 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Q5qGgfz_Q)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJZm5YBCL0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJZm5YBCL0)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Richard on April 26, 2014, 09:02:25 AM
Well I certainly never thought I'd here "Gigantic" in a commercial. More amusing than annoying though.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: cobainwasmurdered on April 26, 2014, 12:41:40 PM
I did a double take.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: claydude14 on April 26, 2014, 12:47:54 PM
Why is the Dad a hamster in that one commercial?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 26, 2014, 12:49:53 PM
Why is the Dad a hamster in that one commercial?

Cause it's quirky. He should be people  ;D
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: The Amazing Rando on April 27, 2014, 04:14:11 AM
Why is the Dad a hamster in that one commercial?

Cause it's quirky. He should be people  ;D

I like it because he sounds like he's doing a halfhearted Andrew Dice Clay impression.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on April 27, 2014, 04:27:28 AM
Why is the Dad a hamster in that one commercial?

Cause it's quirky. He should be people  ;D

I like it because he sounds like he's doing a halfhearted Andrew Dice Clay impression.

I thought it was Andrew Dice Clay.

Edit: it is http://thelaughbutton.com/news/andrew-dice-clay-stars-talking-hamster-cell-phone-ads/ (http://thelaughbutton.com/news/andrew-dice-clay-stars-talking-hamster-cell-phone-ads/)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Skywarp! on April 30, 2014, 06:05:39 AM
Half of the time people don't answer the damn phone though.

I hate it when I call someone and they don't answer, then about 10 seconds later I get a text that says "What's up?"

If it was short enough to go in a text then it would have gone in a text, obviously I want to talk to you jackass.

People want to do the laziest thing. Having a phone conversation is more socially and emotionally intimate or taxing than simply shooting off a text. I think a lot of people in our culture (myself included sometimes) like keeping others at arms' length. Especially since you might have a quick question, whereas a phone call requires the disingenuine "what's up/how're you doing/what's new/what ya got planned this weekend/we should really get together" ettiquette at the beginning and end of the call (you can't just burst right into your agenda with someone you haven't talked to for a few weeks or more, nor can you hang up right after). Both of you know it's bullshit but you have to go through the routine, and what could have been a couple text platitudes to get your answer has become a 5- or 10-minute diversion. Like the previous poster talking about his g/f's mom--it's often easier to go this way depending on the person. A phone call to certain people can turn into an hour of trying to get off the phone. I often hear my wife going "Mom, I have to get off the phone...Mom, I gotta go" intermittently for like 20 or 30 minutes of just listening to her mom go on and on, with her mother oblivious to the one-sided nature of their conversations (and by extension, their whole adult relationship). Around 40 minutes to an hour after the call started, her mom goes "I have to go! I have to go!" and hangs up, usually when my wife finally has a chance to be the speaker and not the listener. Yes, she's an emotionally-exhausting person.

Texting, like social media, is another awful trend of depersonalization in our culture that makes us feel like we're maintaining relationships with people when we're doing the opposite. It really needs to stop, but holy shit is it easier.     

EDIT: Sorry, that's really off-topic. I guess I should have branched this discussion into the "Are you one of those people with a cell phone in front of their face all day?" thread in General Chat.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on May 11, 2014, 10:49:46 AM
http://youtu.be/lp49nRp9jRU

Honestly, this isn't a bad commercial and both girls are eminently smushable (and Bruins girl takes a great header) but they show this thing SO MUCH during the playoffs that I have to nitpick.  Is Boston/Philly THAT big of a rivalry?  Wouldn't it work better if Philly girl had a Montreal shirt or Bruins girl had a Rangers shirt?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on May 17, 2014, 07:52:31 AM
The Discover Card commercials can be really silly at times, but this one might be the dumbest one.

 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50U5fLlQvIg)

Who calls a credit card company to find out about animals?
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Amy pats fan on May 17, 2014, 09:49:42 AM
http://youtu.be/lp49nRp9jRU

Honestly, this isn't a bad commercial and both girls are eminently smushable (and Bruins girl takes a great header) but they show this thing SO MUCH during the playoffs that I have to nitpick.  Is Boston/Philly THAT big of a rivalry?  Wouldn't it work better if Philly girl had a Montreal shirt or Bruins girl had a Rangers shirt?

Boston-Philly used to be pretty big NBA rivalry....but I don't think it's "most hated enemy" status in any sport
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: fazzle on August 02, 2014, 01:19:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuEIFAWiXJE

Goddamnit internet.  Your stupid fucking memes have started to cross over into commercials now.  LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Title: Commercials we hate
Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on August 04, 2014, 01:24:15 AM
http://youtu.be/lp49nRp9jRU

Honestly, this isn't a bad commercial and both girls are eminently smushable (and Bruins girl takes a great header) but they show this thing SO MUCH during the playoffs that I have to nitpick.  Is Boston/Philly THAT big of a rivalry?  Wouldn't it work better if Philly girl had a Montreal shirt or Bruins girl had a Rangers shirt?

Boston-Philly used to be pretty big NBA rivalry....but I don't think it's "most hated enemy" status in any sport
The only rivalries anybody up here actually give a shit about are Sox/Yankees, Celtics/Lakers, Pats/Jets, and Bruins/Habs, in that order.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on August 05, 2014, 11:48:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQ2sHyA9SI

Also, Busta Rhymes got fat
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Welcome to Sky Valley on August 16, 2014, 11:15:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ek2Yuu5c
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on July 13, 2015, 06:07:15 AM
Oh god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns0cuKlHk50 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns0cuKlHk50)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on July 28, 2015, 11:20:57 AM
Any Credit Karma ad.  Jesus fuck.....
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Nymyzys on August 06, 2015, 01:22:01 PM
These Vista Print ads that play multiple times during EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK on TruTV. 

Also, these Subway commercials with the guy that tries to make the ingredients of a Turkey, Bacon and Guacamole sub sound like a romance novel.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on August 17, 2015, 06:31:02 AM
Those new Old Navy back to school ads sure do suck.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on August 17, 2015, 08:10:23 AM
Old Navy commercials have been shit for as long as I can remember.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: THE TUGSTER on August 20, 2015, 04:13:40 AM
How do you guys feel about this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_s5-R_JE4c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_s5-R_JE4c)

This is from mid-late 90's.  I always liked it, but most people I knew didn't, thus the jingle would be of much use to annoy friends and family.  Good times.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: MFer on October 14, 2015, 09:30:53 AM
 (https://youtu.be/Naa34Wk8c2M)

 (https://youtu.be/PeaaVH6l9mk)

This needs to stop.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: A Happy Medium on October 14, 2015, 11:19:00 AM
I couldn't get through those commercials that MFer shared.  I also haven't seen them in my market.

But I remember liking that Volkswagen commercial at the time that was shared two months ago.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on September 23, 2016, 10:19:52 AM
Holy lord, the latest truth commercial. It's so desperately trying to appeal to young people.

https://youtu.be/53syYBLZcbQ (https://youtu.be/53syYBLZcbQ)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on October 03, 2016, 01:33:11 PM
https://youtu.be/xq8trrEecGg

"Hey bullies, only *I* can be a complete cock to my little brother!"
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Tino Standard on March 26, 2017, 09:24:46 AM
The people responsible for these DirecTV "Don't Want to Miss a Thing" commercials airing during March Madness should be blasted into the sun.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on February 25, 2018, 03:11:57 AM
I hadn't seen an Education Connection commercial in a long time with their creepy singing ads.  Just now there was a really bad one with a mother singing a lullaby to her baby about how Education Connection allows her to keep the kid from ruining her life.  Or at least that was my takeaway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plbpcGQzWdc


Now, looking this up apparently they have 15, 30 and 60 second versions of this.  Also, this has been posted since start of August, almost seven months, and has less than 845 views when I found it. 
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Youth N Asia on April 13, 2018, 03:51:40 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsMKFwQHnE

Not that I consider Rachel Dratch a big star or anything? But I kinda feel Embarrassed for her seeing these commercials
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Thrasher on April 14, 2018, 04:31:36 PM
Speaking of being too big to do a commercial, I had the same thought watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxCgbKwQYCs
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Bladelock on July 31, 2018, 06:11:41 AM
These made my skin crawl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqLt8W08z4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqLt8W08z4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiQSD_mB4GE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiQSD_mB4GE)
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on September 12, 2018, 05:25:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snglkIVuCFU
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on October 21, 2018, 03:57:35 AM
TOUGH GUY GRAPE JUICE COMMERICALS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ZknSBdmEI&list=PLWFeKcmyoZ3V0c5-LO0twW80R8bRVxOsp

Love my fruit juice commercials to have that blood spattered effect
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: KingPK on October 21, 2018, 06:36:52 AM
That fucking Sprint commercial that they are playing endlessly during the baseball playoffs makes me want to to throw things.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Epic for the Summer on January 15, 2019, 03:05:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0

People are freaking out over this new Gillette ad that preys on toxic masculinity.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: cobainwasmurdered on January 15, 2019, 03:15:08 AM
anyone freaking out over an ad that wants you to teach your son to treat others with respect and dignity is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Commercials we hate
Post by: Baby Shoes on July 08, 2019, 02:37:27 PM
Couldn't find it on YouTube with a quick search but there is a new campaign promoting fishing with little kids complaining about touch screens and all things kids like now spinning it as they want to be out fishing but need someone to take them.  Beautifully odd.  It has an actual good message but just feels like it was put together by cranky, out of touch people