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Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Amy pats fan on May 24, 2009, 10:36:51 AM
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(FROM FOXNEWS.COM)

A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
front of horrified onlookers.

Cops raced to the multimedia-based landmark just before 3 p.m. after
several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground on
One CNN Center. A police source identified the dead man as Perry
"Saturn"
Satello, 40, of Boston, Mass.

"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said , 46, a tourist from
Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-
old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."

The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and
black boot. Police said the rest of Satello's body was found intact on
a 11th-floor landing.

It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.

"He was talking to a lawyer," said a man who works in the suite. "He
just got up, opened the window and jumped."

A police source said that Satello met with a personal injury claims
lawyer in one room and jumped from another.

"I was just walking up to play the Lotto," said David Belzer, 72..
"There was a thud. Two ladies started screaming."

Belzer said people panicked and took off running. Cops blocked off the
street immediately.

"I saw the leg hit the ground," said a 63-year-old Phildelphia man who
had parked a First Class Tours bus full of visitors on One CNN Center.
"One of the ladies in the back took a picture."

Some didn't immediately grasp that the leg was real, he said.

"What would inspire a man to do such a thing,", the man wondered
aloud. "What in Christ's name?".

Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
Benoit, and was an ex-employee
of Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE officials had no
comment as of press time.

The above is not true

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It is rumored that Satullo was last seen in western Alaska, deep sea ice fishing with old friends the Bolsheviks. Reports of him living in Liverpool England are rumoured to be true as he was seen supporting Liverpool Football Club at Anfield versus Tottenham Hotspur on the 24th of May 2009. He was seen in the Anfield stadium cheering after Liverpool beat Tottenham 3-1.

From Wikipedia.  Also not true.

According to Dave Meltzer, last I remember him talking about it, he was last seen in Iowa a few years back and nobody has heard from him since.  Questions have also been raised about the incident where he was shot 3 times in the neck breaking up an attempted rape, with it being alleged that it never actually happened, or that it was a cover story for him getting his shit fucked up for some other reason, with the speculation being that he was involved in criminal enterprises.

He's most likely dead and buried where he'll never be found, but it would be nice to know for sure.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Cool, Bad, & Handsome on May 24, 2009, 10:50:28 AM
Perry Saturn is going to end up in Brody's Mysteries thread one day.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: RedJed on May 24, 2009, 10:51:29 AM
I actually emailed Dave around a year ago (or so, can't remember when exactly) about this as Saturn was working at a factory plant about 45 minutes from where I'm at here in Minnesota, doing some temp job. A friend of mine was taking up the job as well and briefly met him, guess he didn't say much and gave the impression of wanting to be left alone according to him. The friend of mine only worked with him a few days, and then the job ended, so everyone of the workers went their own ways. And I think there was a report of him living in Albert Lea, MN a few months back too (but nobody could locate him there), and he may still just be there since this job he was working at, even though it was a temp job, was close to Albert Lea. Or in the very least he's roaming around this area or Iowa.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Psycho Penguin on May 24, 2009, 10:52:47 AM
Wow, I actually was believing the first story for a second.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Sabre on May 24, 2009, 10:56:51 AM
So was I until we got to the missing leg, then i skipped down.

Id like to know where he is, just for the fact that it will end the "hes dead" stories.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 24, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
I actually emailed Dave around a year ago (or so, can't remember when exactly) about this as Saturn was working at a factory plant about 45 minutes from where I'm at here in Minnesota, doing some temp job. A friend of mine was taking up the job as well and briefly met him, guess he didn't say much and gave the impression of wanting to be left alone according to him. The friend of mine only worked with him a few days, and then the job ended, so everyone of the workers went their own ways. And I think there was a report of him living in Albert Lea, MN a few months back too (but nobody could locate him there), and he may still just be there since this job he was working at, even though it was a temp job, was close to Albert Lea. Or in the very least he's roaming around this area or Iowa.

How does someone like Perry Saturn blend into rural Minnesota or rural Iowa? You'd think he'd stand out or someone would recognize him.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on May 24, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
They date a lot of mops and eat a lot of crayons in the rural areas of those states.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 24, 2009, 01:24:16 PM
They date a lot of mops and eat a lot of crayons in the rural areas of those states.

I have a friend from rural Iowa, very smart man.

I'll tell him to call home and tell them to be on the lookout for a muscular bald man with lots of tattoos.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on May 24, 2009, 02:04:20 PM
Just because he knows the purple ones are high in fiber doesn't make him a very smart man ;)
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 24, 2009, 02:29:03 PM
Just because he knows the purple ones are high in fiber doesn't make him a very smart man ;)

Well no, but attending an Ivy League school does.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Next USC #55 on May 24, 2009, 02:31:09 PM
Just because he knows the purple ones are high in fiber doesn't make him a very smart man ;)

Well no, but attending an Ivy League school does.

(http://content7.flixster.com/question/38/04/77/3804773_std.jpg)
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Shooting Star on May 25, 2009, 01:27:46 AM
I was believing the first story for a while and kept thinking "how long till Chris Nowinski wants his brain to be examined for concussions?"
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 25, 2009, 02:24:47 AM
I was believing the first story for a while and kept thinking "how long till Chris Nowinski wants his brain to be examined for concussions?"

Chris Nowinski would be really devastated, he would never again be as close to someone as he was to Perry Saturn.

Am I the only one who actually reads legitimate news sites before coming here? Something like a former pro wrestler committing suicide by jumping out of the CNN Center would be ALL OVER the news.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Dandy on May 25, 2009, 06:12:22 AM
Not to mention that they forgot to change the name of the guy that committed suicide in one line of the article.  Kanovsky was mentioned as the last name of the man at one point.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Psycho Penguin on May 25, 2009, 06:53:34 AM
"child murderer Chris Benoit" was another giveaway, although it was at the end.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Kotzenjunge on May 25, 2009, 04:01:28 PM
That man has Ranger training in him. If he doesn't want to be found, he won't be found. I wasn't aware that Perry Saturn had become such a mystery in the wrestling community.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: CuckBright7831 on May 25, 2009, 04:04:19 PM
Maybe someone should hire Leslie Nielsen to find Perry Saturn. I mean, when The Undertaker went missing - he was the man they called.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: O.G. on May 25, 2009, 04:58:36 PM
I searched on google about this and found the following paragraph:

"Deblasi’s search of public records has led him to speculate that Satullo may have never been shot, that he fabricated the incident as a cover to hide from his financial obligations. (Satullo has a tax lien with his second wife for $11,000. He has another lien in Georgia for at least $3,000; and he still owes an estimated $30,000 for back child support.) To support his conclusion Deblasi reviewed the divorce decree in Satullo’s third marriage. The shooting would have happened shortly after Satullo got married. All of the couple’s assets were listed; however there were none related to physical rehabilitation equipment. There was also no mention of the injury in the divorce papers. Furthermore Deblasi said he did a check of law enforcement and hospital records in Atlanta for April 2004. There was nothing in the records that was able to substantiate that Perry Satullo had ever been shot."

Deblasi is Anthony Deblasi, an internet radio host.

No clue if it's true or not but it would make sense.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 25, 2009, 06:35:13 PM
I searched on google about this and found the following paragraph:

"Deblasi’s search of public records has led him to speculate that Satullo may have never been shot, that he fabricated the incident as a cover to hide from his financial obligations. (Satullo has a tax lien with his second wife for $11,000. He has another lien in Georgia for at least $3,000; and he still owes an estimated $30,000 for back child support.) To support his conclusion Deblasi reviewed the divorce decree in Satullo’s third marriage. The shooting would have happened shortly after Satullo got married. All of the couple’s assets were listed; however there were none related to physical rehabilitation equipment. There was also no mention of the injury in the divorce papers. Furthermore Deblasi said he did a check of law enforcement and hospital records in Atlanta for April 2004. There was nothing in the records that was able to substantiate that Perry Satullo had ever been shot."

Deblasi is Anthony Deblasi, an internet radio host.

No clue if it's true or not but it would make sense.


So Saturn's hiding out from the government? Makes sense.

Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: samoarowe on May 26, 2009, 01:40:23 AM
I couldn't get this mental picture out of my head while reading this thread:

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/samoarowe/saturninthewild.jpg)
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on May 26, 2009, 02:11:29 AM
I wish that the Internet Radio Host would track down the Army Ranger who doesn't want to be found
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: Big Green on May 26, 2009, 07:37:57 AM
Maybe he has amnesia and when his wife finds him, this will happen:

Carly finds Jack Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXbIA3XpHg&feature=PlayList&p=C1601E0F25C53B35&index=0#lq-lq2-hq)

Except with Perry Saturn instead of Jack Snyder.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: The Real DXP on May 26, 2009, 08:21:14 AM
Cue photoshop of Perry Rambo.
Title: So ummmmm......Perry Saturn?
Post by: griffinmills on May 27, 2009, 03:45:25 PM
The best part was when he quoted something as being from "foxnews.com" and then afterwords tells folks it isn't true!

Couldn't help prevent the spread of stupidity and rumors by putting the warning first, no. no.  ;D