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Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: Brodypedia on December 02, 2009, 03:26:47 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOx81k7rFwo#)

I can't believe this is thought of as a draw in the least.
Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: Box on December 02, 2009, 03:49:40 AM
Heel turn by March, I call it.

She'll join whatever the nWo will be called in TNA.
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Post by: Chris G on December 02, 2009, 04:07:27 AM
Female Bischoff.  She does seem to "worship the ground" Hogan walks on.
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Post by: Box on December 02, 2009, 04:09:45 AM
Dixie and Hulk can be the new Edge and Lita.

Since Russo for now is still booking, they too, can have live Sex in their TV.
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Post by: Obi Chris Kenobi on December 02, 2009, 04:23:26 AM
Dixie Carter reminds me of that hot milf on Friday Night Lights.
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Post by: Sabre on December 02, 2009, 04:33:07 AM
Total World Order?

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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on December 02, 2009, 05:27:33 AM
lol @ pancake makeup Tenay
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Post by: Slickster on December 02, 2009, 06:24:24 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Car1igePOeo#)

The difference between WWE production and TNA's has never been more obvious.
Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: ChrisMWaters on December 02, 2009, 06:25:51 AM
Dixie and Hulk can be the new Edge and Lita.
Not the new Edge and Vickie Guerrero (except Dixie being better looking than Vickie)?
Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: The ghost of bps21 on December 02, 2009, 06:51:41 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Car1igePOeo#)

The difference between WWE production and TNA's has never been more obvious.

I like when they do wacky things.
Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on December 02, 2009, 06:52:32 AM
You can tell they did that for free because Kevin Nash wasn't in it.
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Post by: Jebus on December 02, 2009, 06:56:17 AM
The difference between WWE production and TNA's has never been more obvious.

At least they make up for it by actually being funny and entertaining.
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Post by: Sabre on December 02, 2009, 07:16:08 AM
I do love Velvet Sky.
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Post by: Chris G on December 02, 2009, 07:47:26 AM
Kaz's throat must hurt from doing the "Suicide" voice.
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Post by: BPSS on December 02, 2009, 08:07:28 AM
Ole Anderson's throat must hurt from doing the "Suicide" voice.
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Post by: Chainsaw 🦇 & Tyrano Shark on December 02, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Car1igePOeo#)

The difference between WWE production and TNA's has never been more obvious.

That's pretty great, actually.
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Post by: Sabre on December 02, 2009, 10:09:27 AM
Ill admit to marking for AJ loosing his belt.
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Post by: Ed on December 02, 2009, 10:14:21 AM
I really do love Tara's ring attire.
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Post by: Box on December 02, 2009, 12:47:40 PM
I do love Velvet Sky.

That's all I take from that video, nice rack.
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Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on December 02, 2009, 01:33:13 PM
I do love Velvet Sky.

That's all I take from that video, nice rack.

Is Hurricane still tapping that? He's a lucky man.

That video was fucking great. Beer Money was gold. AJ was fucking great. Tara was hot, Velvet was...well, Velvet, yum. Homicide trying to walk off with the shirts at the end was great.
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Post by: Chris G on December 02, 2009, 01:36:06 PM
Is there anything Rhino won't run for?
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Post by: Obi Chris Kenobi on December 03, 2009, 12:16:09 AM
I think that's difference between TNA and WWE, TNA at bit more lighthearted compared to the WWE's serious tones at the moment. And its easier to accept shitty lighthearted entertainment, then it is to accept shitty serious entertainment.
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Post by: luke-o on December 03, 2009, 01:19:47 AM
I think that's difference between TNA and WWE, TNA at bit more lighthearted compared to the WWE's serious tones at the moment. And its easier to accept shitty lighthearted entertainment, then it is to accept shitty serious entertainment.

You call RAW serious?
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on December 03, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
I just imagined the WWE version of this with DX hocking their merchandise with a midget and Cena looking into the camera and loudly proclaiming "Listen to me because I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS IN MY LIFE" and then pitching his...

oh wait...that's how they promote their ppv main events.
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Post by: Sabre on December 03, 2009, 09:13:08 AM
Fo shizzle.
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Post by: Papacita on December 03, 2009, 01:06:41 PM
So does this Foley/Hogan shit annoy the hell outta anyone else?  I like the premise of the storyline, but damn...
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Post by: The ghost of bps21 on December 03, 2009, 01:12:58 PM
No.  Its terrible.  They turned foley back face so that he could go heel on hogan and yet the fans are likely to make foley the face.

The only thing remotely acceptable about it is the absurdity of eventual hogan/foley interaction
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Post by: mellow on December 03, 2009, 01:15:15 PM
I do love Velvet Sky.

That's all I take from that video, nice rack.

Is Hurricane still tapping that? He's a lucky man.


Wait, what? Say it ain't so! Lies! All lies!!!
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on December 03, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
NOT JEFF JARRETT
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Post by: timmy8271 on December 03, 2009, 02:19:54 PM
The Tara and ODB thing pissed me off. What the hell was ODB wearing? and I'm sick of Tara's crying. No reason to mention WWE even though it's true.
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Post by: Chris G on December 03, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
I'm sick of Tara's crying.

Tara: The female Tommy Dreamer.

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Post by: luke-o on December 03, 2009, 06:32:06 PM
Was there an actual D'Lo sighting?!
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Post by: strummer on December 03, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Car1igePOeo#)

The difference between WWE production and TNA's has never been more obvious.

I usually like it when TNA does stuff like this but this was real lame.  They didn't use the right people and OMG "SIZE MATTERS" jokez.

Velvet was awesome though
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Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on December 03, 2009, 10:07:40 PM
I do love Velvet Sky.

That's all I take from that video, nice rack.

Is Hurricane still tapping that? He's a lucky man.


Wait, what? Say it ain't so! Lies! All lies!!!

If they are still together, they've been together for a long time.

Desmond Wolfe is fucking awesome. His promo to open the show was great. Hamada vs Sarita was a great match. Those 2 women can bring it. I'm just interested in where this goes. Does Hamada get a tag title shot now, and who is her partner? Note about Jesse the Navy guy, nothing says BAD ASS like tights with an anchor. Realy awesome there. Also, stop sticking out your tongue, we get it you have a pierced tongue to make sucking cock feel better. We don't need to see it every 2 minutes.
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Post by: Monsoon Classic on December 03, 2009, 10:43:19 PM
He's intense.
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Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on December 04, 2009, 01:45:05 AM
NOT JEFF JARRETT
Man, I remember when that was new back in '03/'04. Those were da days...

Re: Jesse Neal, I'm sold. Why? This:
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HT: 6'0"   6'4" WITH MOHAWK
I got a nice chuckle out of that. He's halfway decent in the ring, too, so he should turn into a solid brawler-type.

Overall, a damned decent show. I caught most of the first hour, tuned out just as Beer Money/Nash & Young start (Always Sunny was starting), and tuned back in for Hamada/Sarita, which made me love Sarita instantly (hadn't care for her up until that match). Rock n' roll.
Title: 12/3/09 TNA IMPACT~!
Post by: I Know You Like Sugar on December 04, 2009, 01:53:23 AM
Sarita's a weird one, because she's got all this Lucha training, so in there with other girls who aren't trained that way it tends to get a little sloppy. And just by design, women's wrestling looks a little sloppier than men's wrestling to begin with. (A generalisation, I know, but I watch a lot of women's wrestling so I say it with love).

And even with girls that are trained to the style, like Daizee Haze, Lucha's so complex that if you slip up even a little it's hard to hide that you've messed up.

Anyway, point is, Sarita's a great worker against the right opponents. The problem is, maybe just under half the TNA Knockouts Division is made up of 'the right opponents' and the other half not.
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Post by: Big Beard Booty Daddy on December 04, 2009, 02:31:33 AM
NOT JEFF JARRETT
Man, I remember when that was new back in '03/'04. Those were da days...

Re: Jesse Neal, I'm sold. Why? This:
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HT: 6'0"   6'4" WITH MOHAWK
I got a nice chuckle out of that. He's halfway decent in the ring, too, so he should turn into a solid brawler-type.

Overall, a damned decent show. I caught most of the first hour, tuned out just as Beer Money/Nash & Young start (Always Sunny was starting), and tuned back in for Hamada/Sarita, which made me love Sarita instantly (hadn't care for her up until that match). Rock n' roll.

I have nothing against Jesse, in fact I'm a fan of his. He does remind me of Rhino a lot. He seems like he can be a good brawler. I, too, like the height joke. I can just do without the sticking the tongue out every 2 minutes part.
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Post by: Avid Warehouse Enthusiast on December 04, 2009, 02:32:02 AM
I'm agreeing with you on the "women's wrestling is sloppier" comment. It almost seems like they don't have the ferocity that their male counterparts do.
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Post by: Jebus on December 04, 2009, 03:56:16 AM
Anyway, point is, Sarita's a great worker against the right opponents. The problem is, maybe just under half the TNA Knockouts Division is made up of 'the right opponents' and the other half not.

I've compared Sarita to a female Juventud Guerrera.
She looks AWESOME...when she hits her stuff. You never know how it's gonna go though.
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Post by: "Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel) on December 04, 2009, 04:26:19 AM
NOT JEFF JARRETT
Man, I remember when that was new back in '03/'04. Those were da days...

I remember back in '99/'00 when I realized that Jeff Jarrett the wrestler had no redeeming qualities.
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Post by: Rock Star From Mars on December 05, 2009, 08:53:39 AM
Short as it was, I thought Hamada/Sarita was terrific. I'm really surprised WWE never took an interest in Sarita since not only can she work, but also has the look as well. Maybe they didn't want to have to totally retrain her.

So, now that Jeff's coming back, I take it he'll be working with Kurt Angle? And this means the not so eagerly awaited return of Karen to TNA television? That said, I can think of worse things on television than Jeff and Kurt being dicks to each other and taking personal digs.

Is Foley supposed to be coming off as a deeply paranoid, erratic, lunatic?