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TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« on: March 11, 2019, 03:59:59 AM »
Coming off a solid PPV last night, I use this headline because I am assuming to the delight of Saints Fan, WWE has a new collaboration with Garbage Pail Kids

https://www.wwe.com/article/new-wwe-collaboration-with-garbage-pail-kids
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 06:13:16 AM »
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2019, 07:27:58 AM »
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 09:27:08 AM »
Coming off a solid PPV last night, I use this headline because I am assuming to the delight of Saints Fan, WWE has a new collaboration with Garbage Pail Kids

https://www.wwe.com/article/new-wwe-collaboration-with-garbage-pail-kids
This definitely brightened my day!

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 10:53:58 AM »
Robbie E, Stokely Hathaway and Beau Beverly’s kid are the newest PC recruits

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 11:38:57 AM »
I marked for Shelton outta nowhere but man I wish he had his classic theme

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2019, 12:01:37 PM »
Did Rhonda go to the Ultimate Warrior Promo School?
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2019, 01:03:32 PM »
This has been a fucking terrible raw but batista is awesome

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2019, 01:04:49 PM »
Man has this show dragged.... and dragged...

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2019, 01:10:35 PM »
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2019, 01:18:40 PM »
26 minutes of wrestling in a 2 hour 16 minute and counting show (which includes the two commercial breaks mid-match so probably closer to like 18 minutes), plus most of the talking has been boring. This is Bruce Prichard's fault

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2019, 01:43:16 PM »
first two hours were utter shit. third hour is saving it

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2019, 02:07:31 PM »
If that was how they write Dean out then that was absolutely perfect. He put over Dean in a huge way while looking fantastic. The way he crawled back up after taking that big spot only to get killed again was classic Ambrose, a callback to the ladder match with seth.

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2019, 02:51:35 PM »
Has there ever been anyone this bad at both face and heel promos? Ronda is just awful. Why do they keep giving her a microphone?
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2019, 11:17:42 PM »
Hulu Raw was fine. That was one of the better Dean Ambrose singles matches I've seen in quite some time. I may even go so far as to rate it as one of his best. Drew Mac looked like a million bucks. He really is better at being 2000-era HHH than HHH.

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2019, 12:55:42 AM »
But if you're a fan of laying around for the last third of the match you're in luck!

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2019, 02:31:53 AM »
I usually lay around when I watch most matches so I can dig it

Oh, you talking the wrestlers in the match...
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2019, 02:36:34 AM »
Just what everyone wanted for the Aleister Black main roster callup - a Twitter feud with Lana!

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2019, 02:38:17 AM »
You know, I usually shrug my shoulders at all the Twitter "shoot" comments from wrestlers but that one from Black was probably the first one that's cringeworthy to me.

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2019, 04:34:36 AM »
BIG DAVE SHOOTING ON THAT INDIE GEEK STEVEN AMELL

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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2019, 04:44:47 AM »
Poor Dave missed the joke.
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Just what everyone wanted for the Aleister Black main roster callup - a Twitter feud with Lana!

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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2019, 07:08:16 AM »
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Eminem will be providing the soundtrack for the upcoming WWE 2K20 video game, but that’s not all. There is also the thought that Eminem will appear on SmackDown Live later in 2019 after their Fox move. This could be part of their initial launch as well. It would certainly be a ratings boost if they were able to get him to make an appearance.

On top of that, WWE is also planning on making Eminem his own custom title belt. We can only imagine how he will use that in the future so let’s hope all of this happen


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« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2019, 11:08:47 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2019, 11:42:40 AM »
That’s how you do a “shoot” promo.


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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2019, 12:59:39 PM »
Kofi is cutting the promo of a fucking lifetime and holy shit this booking is actually brilliant. Right down to Vince saying Bryan called Kofi a B+ Player.

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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2019, 01:00:55 PM »
Make that gauntlet the whole show and Kofi goes two hours.

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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2019, 01:03:21 PM »
Hyped as fuck for that.


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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2019, 01:12:51 PM »
The only thing I'd change about that was to have Bryan drop the "B+ player" line himself in Kofi's face, but he's the chickenshit heel so it made sense for him to say it behind his back to Vince instead.


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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2019, 04:39:34 PM »
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/roman-reigns-wanted-protect-his-daughter-those-who-questioned-leukemia-validity

Maybe I just really missed Roman but he seems a lot more natural and relaxed since he's come back.

He isn't the champ or in the main event; less pressure to perform plus I think almost dying puts things in perspective.
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« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2019, 02:00:43 AM »
I feel for the guy and am glad he's in remission.. I realize this entire thing has just turned into a marketing campaign for WWE, which is already super gross.. but this whole "believe in the fight" thing just rings even more hollow and disingenuous to me. Dude is a millionaire, employed by a billionaire, with access to world class treatments and medication. Majority of folks don't have that luxury, so no, simply "believing in the fight" is not going to be enough.
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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2019, 02:34:24 AM »
They haven't started Roman's Cure yet.

I wonder if he'll win the Warrior Award.
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« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2019, 01:13:37 PM »
He's going to come out with BigDawgstrong bracelets and win the Tour de FranceRoyal Rumble a bunch, but then have it come out yhat... well, you know.

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« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2019, 02:01:28 PM »
I feel for the guy and am glad he's in remission.. I realize this entire thing has just turned into a marketing campaign for WWE, which is already super gross.. but this whole "believe in the fight" thing just rings even more hollow and disingenuous to me. Dude is a millionaire, employed by a billionaire, with access to world class treatments and medication. Majority of folks don't have that luxury, so no, simply "believing in the fight" is not going to be enough.

You can't deny that if you were a kid who was a huge fan going through treatment that it wouldn't help you feel better. They've literally said that things like this are a new part of enterprising, and you're right, but I'm trying to see it as just a cool thing for kids who very likely might not live as long as they should. However, I think it might do a little more good to give even a fraction of some sweet Saudi cash to a charity or for research.

Dude should win the Warrior Award, though. Speared cancer into remission like the big dawg he is.

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« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2019, 04:12:03 AM »
I feel for the guy and am glad he's in remission.. I realize this entire thing has just turned into a marketing campaign for WWE, which is already super gross.. but this whole "believe in the fight" thing just rings even more hollow and disingenuous to me. Dude is a millionaire, employed by a billionaire, with access to world class treatments and medication. Majority of folks don't have that luxury, so no, simply "believing in the fight" is not going to be enough.

You can't deny that if you were a kid who was a huge fan going through treatment that it wouldn't help you feel better. They've literally said that things like this are a new part of enterprising, and you're right, but I'm trying to see it as just a cool thing for kids who very likely might not live as long as they should. However, I think it might do a little more good to give even a fraction of some sweet Saudi cash to a charity or for research.

Dude should win the Warrior Award, though. Speared cancer into remission like the big dawg he is.
Fuck winning it. They should rename it after him or something. At least he's not a complete and utter piece of shit like the dude it's named for.
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Re: TWIW 3/11 - 3/17 - Road to Mania and the product is GARBAGE
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2019, 06:46:01 AM »
They're gonna need a bigger vest.

They should 100% rename the Warrior award. It's an embarrassment. As far as the creative stuff I'd love to know who is behind what as far as the  Ronda/Becky, Kofi/Daniel, AJ/Orton, Miz/Shane segments because there's a world of difference between the quality in them.

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« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2019, 10:21:43 AM »
Always should been named the Crusher award for the kid the whole award was based on.