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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #100 on: November 24, 2013, 11:30:58 PM »
Just so I'm clear, in the TD Continuity, is Bryan still the champion?

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #101 on: November 25, 2013, 02:00:57 AM »
Mongol Man Vinnie and Ariane are easily the most annoying people on WWE TV.   "BABE!"  "TheBOMB.com!"

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My cynical side thinks Cena's whole story at the end was BS for the show.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #102 on: November 25, 2013, 02:56:37 AM »
So it looked like Vinny was getting trained to be a wrestler during one of the season previews.
This guy would get something worse than X-Pac heat if he ever stepped foot into a ring.
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2013, 04:33:30 AM »
I feel like one of the main goals of Total Divas is to make Nattie the most unlikeable diva in company history. Every time she's on it's unbearable.
Show loose women what I'm workin' with.


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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2013, 02:09:18 PM »
Just so I'm clear, in the TD Continuity, is Bryan still the champion?
Daniel Bryan for total Divas champion

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #105 on: December 02, 2013, 01:31:03 AM »
Cena being Danny Tanner is a odd character arch.  Better than the goody goody mushy Cena.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #106 on: December 02, 2013, 01:32:20 AM »
I don't like the timeline on the show right now - the stuff at Raw clearly took place in October but next week's preview had Brie at Night of Champions footage.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #107 on: December 16, 2013, 12:31:15 AM »
I'm in agreement with Eva's family.
"Hey I came to ask your blessing to marry your daughter, but we're already engaged and going to do it anyway so it doesn't matter what you say!"
And really who goes to dinner shirtless or gets a girl's name tattooed on you that you've only been dating a few months? Eva is a moron.

Daniel Bryan is a regular Don Juan though. Smooth.
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #108 on: January 26, 2014, 04:22:38 PM »
Jo Jo is out.

Summer Rae replaces her in the cast

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2014, 04:25:03 PM »
JoJo has been sent back to NXT for more training, so we probably won't hear from her ever again.

She's also dating Vader's son now.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #110 on: January 26, 2014, 10:31:51 PM »
JoJo has been sent back to NXT for more training, so we probably won't hear from her ever again.

She's also dating Vader's son now.

Lesson - don't stop fucking Orton

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #111 on: January 27, 2014, 01:24:53 PM »
JoJo has been sent back to NXT for more training, so we probably won't hear from her ever again.

She's also dating Vader's son now.


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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #112 on: January 28, 2014, 04:18:08 AM »
JoJo was completely out of place anyway.
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #113 on: March 25, 2014, 02:11:56 AM »
This season has made me dislike every diva more than before. 

If Nikki is anything close to how they have her act on here, then poor Cena.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #114 on: March 25, 2014, 03:13:46 AM »
I really hope they keep the bus gimmick.  Best thing to happen to the show in my estimation.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #115 on: March 25, 2014, 03:57:18 AM »
They are all awful except Naomi and possibly Brie.
Show loose women what I'm workin' with.


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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #116 on: March 25, 2014, 04:08:02 AM »
I find them all completely unbearable outside of Naomi/Trinity. Cameron and Eva Marie fight for the top spot, though.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #117 on: March 25, 2014, 04:46:25 AM »
They are all awful except Naomi and possibly Brie.

Brie's helped a lot by Bryan, who seems to be bearing this with an amused detachment.

I find them all completely unbearable outside of Naomi/Trinity. Cameron and Eva Marie fight for the top spot, though.

Cameron, Eva Marie, and Nattie are my top three.

Cameron managed the impossible and actually made me feel somewhat bad for Eva Marie this week.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #118 on: March 25, 2014, 05:01:45 AM »
While I know the whole show is scripted, I always feel like Nattie is more so than the rest. She always gets the storylines that make her so unlikable unlike the other two where it's just their personality for the most part.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #119 on: March 25, 2014, 05:03:22 AM »
The show does portray Nattie as an absolutely horrible person.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #120 on: March 25, 2014, 05:04:46 AM »
Yeah, Nattie is terrible. Cameron and Brie are the most likeable by a wide margin.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #121 on: March 25, 2014, 05:06:11 AM »
Cameron?

CAMERON?!

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #122 on: March 25, 2014, 05:49:02 AM »

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #123 on: March 25, 2014, 05:50:25 AM »
Are you sure you're not Cameron and Naomi confused. Because Naomi has the magic ass that's God's gift to spandex.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #124 on: March 25, 2014, 05:50:48 AM »
Wait...Naomi. Got them confused.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #125 on: March 25, 2014, 05:51:24 AM »
All these posts have been a complete waste of everyone's time. Thanks.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #126 on: March 25, 2014, 06:06:10 AM »
I thought it was funny listening to Cameron talk about Eva needing to respect veterans like her. Cameron is a veteran!?

The more this show goes the more scripted and fake it feels.
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #127 on: March 25, 2014, 06:30:47 AM »
Cameron talk about Eva needing to respect veterans like her.


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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #128 on: March 25, 2014, 08:33:13 AM »
I just caught myself up with the first two episodes, God help me and all of that. 

It was nice to see the extent of the damage that Tamina did to Nikki.  I like that resolution, except for this drama that Cena would flip out and not just be a wrestler about it...and not hearing about it beforehand, even though it was a big highlight of that show.

Them giving the cast a bus for the time being is a great gimmick, and I'm sure that the office didn't mind E! putting up Bryan for a little while.

One of the last shots of the latest episodes featured Paul Heyman and R-Truth standing back to back as if they were working together to solve a case....yes, that's exactly what they were doing.  But, I did notice that Arn Anderson got the face censoring treatment, which I was upset about, since the casual viewer needs to be able to see The Enforcer.

We're just going to ignore the Brie Bella headscissors on Nikki though, right?

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2014, 01:33:37 AM »
Even the E producers know Bryan's goat shirt was terrible.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2014, 01:47:50 AM »
I like how the timeline leaps around on this show. They were showing Daniel Bryan in the cage, which was in January but the next episode preview was showing fireworks going off at TLC.

If I hear "girl bye" again people will die.
I watched RAW. I thought it sucked. The usual problems and such.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2014, 03:53:45 AM »
I like how the timeline leaps around on this show. They were showing Daniel Bryan in the cage, which was in January but the next episode preview was showing fireworks going off at TLC.

If I hear "girl bye" again people will die.

Preach!  *finger snap*

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2014, 05:52:01 PM »
Okay, I know that the target demo for this show is E! viewers, not wrestling fans, so as long as they don't care, it doesn't matter, but on this week's episode they used footage from Old School RAW...which took place in January...to set up Natayla's match at TLC...which took place in December.

The whole show is silly, but hearing Natayla at Old School RAW fret over missing her match at TLC, a match which already happened, just kicked it up a notch I didn't know even existed.

Total Divas is gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Fake Edit: And the beginning of the show takes place after the Royal Rumble. The Royal Rumble happened on January 26th. 

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2014, 11:45:03 PM »
Okay, I know that the target demo for this show is E! viewers, not wrestling fans, so as long as they don't care, it doesn't matter, but on this week's episode they used footage from Old School RAW...which took place in January...to set up Natayla's match at TLC...which took place in December.

The whole show is silly, but hearing Natayla at Old School RAW fret over missing her match at TLC, a match which already happened, just kicked it up a notch I didn't know even existed.

Total Divas is gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Fake Edit: And the beginning of the show takes place after the Royal Rumble. The Royal Rumble happened on January 26th. 

Yeah the first arena they were at had the big Mania XXX sign hanging up but I just went with it when they started talking about TLC - it's whatever, and this happened last season too - but the Old School Raw match was annoying to wrap my head around.

Also I'm normally ok with the wackiness of this show, but the ending to Nikki/Cena's story was coming a mile away. I actually thought Cena was going to be the guy at her first house showing but I guess we needed some distrust angles to build it up.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #134 on: April 27, 2014, 03:40:16 PM »
A bunch of people need to get Nattie's pussy, and Nikki & Brie yearn for fat, juicy cocks.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #135 on: April 28, 2014, 12:47:27 AM »
Last nights show had too much Total Divas and not enough WWE Superstars (the only reason to really watch the show).
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #136 on: April 28, 2014, 12:49:19 AM »
To me, Vinny is a WWE Superstar.  "Let's do shots! We found Louie, he's ok - *meow*".  The meow sold it.

Also I can safely say I've never been to the grocery mart and saw someone looking like Nikki Bella walking around in an outfit like that. I shop at the wrong places.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #137 on: April 28, 2014, 04:38:19 AM »
They dress like that, just with the wrong body type.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #138 on: April 28, 2014, 08:09:21 AM »



This show is really missing out on running a few episodes of The Total Divas confronting Molester Layla

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2014, 04:53:37 AM »
Molester Layla?
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #140 on: April 29, 2014, 05:06:39 AM »
Ever since Laycool ended and Layla has been on her own... she's had the tendency of feeling up all the divas like some creepy old lesbian. What makes it even weirder is that she has never got in trouble for groping the other Divas.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #141 on: April 29, 2014, 05:40:27 AM »
I am now very aroused.
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #142 on: April 29, 2014, 05:42:42 AM »
I've always been a fan.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #143 on: April 29, 2014, 05:57:45 AM »
I watched RAW. I thought it sucked. The usual problems and such.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #144 on: April 29, 2014, 02:51:37 PM »



This show is really missing out on running a few episodes of The Total Divas confronting Molester Layla



Oh my

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #145 on: April 29, 2014, 04:35:20 PM »



I thought it would've been incorporated into a Total Divas storyline by now.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #146 on: April 30, 2014, 02:25:37 AM »
Layla vs Paige ASAP please.


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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #147 on: April 30, 2014, 01:43:56 PM »
If Layla opens a wrestling school, I am quitting everything to go train with her
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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #148 on: May 12, 2014, 06:13:06 AM »
I hate Cameron so much.
Matt, don't be a fag. Post some huge cocks.

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Re: Total Divas
« Reply #149 on: May 12, 2014, 06:20:51 AM »