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« on: July 04, 2009, 07:11:22 AM »
NEW YORK – Reigning champ Joey Chestnut logged his third consecutive win in Coney Island’s annual hot dog eating contest with a world-record 68 franks.

He defeated his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi, in Saturday’s bout. Chestnut led throughout the contest.

Last year’s Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest initially ended in a tie, with Chestnut and Kobayashi both gobbling down 59 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. Chestnut went on to win a dramatic five hot dog eat-off.

Chestnut is from San Jose, Calif.; Kobayashi is from Japan.

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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 08:11:03 AM »
Hell yeah, slap those Japs. USA! USA! USA!

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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 10:56:05 AM »
Fuck, it's up to 68 now? This is tough.

I'm working myself into shape so I can rock a fried pie record. There's this place called Whiffies which serves these decent sized fried pies and they have an ongoing contest for who can eat the most in an hour. The record right now is only 7, and the pies are about this size:

I think it's doable.

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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2009, 11:37:54 AM »
I watched it. They get better every year.

I remember two years ago he got 66 in 12 minutes and I went nuts.

And now the record is 68 in 10, which is just insanity. They all keep saying Kobayashi lost it, but that's not true. If it weren't for Chestnut, Kobayashi would still be setting records every year... we just have one freaky ass eater.
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2009, 11:52:42 AM »
I watched it. They get better every year.

I remember two years ago he got 66 in 12 minutes and I went nuts.

And now the record is 68 in 10, which is just insanity. They all keep saying Kobayashi lost it, but that's not true. If it weren't for Chestnut, Kobayashi would still be setting records every year... we just have one freaky ass eater.


It is a little freaky to eat ass, and this is coming from someone who does...though not yet competitively.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2009, 07:00:35 PM »
I saw part of this on ESPN Classic yesterday. It actually made me a little nauseous, what with the water/hot dog mix dripping from their mouths and all.

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 12:18:06 AM »
Dipping the hot dogs in water is kind of b.s. in my opinion. Competitive eating's version of the spitball.

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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2009, 12:57:52 AM »
Every time I see the record balloon to an even more unthinkable number than the previous year, I wonder what competitive eating's version of steroids is

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 08:14:49 AM »
This was all very entertaining...

Up next MIXED MARTIAL EATS!!!!

ONE OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE Esophagus!

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2009, 10:19:52 AM »
Every time I see the record balloon to an even more unthinkable number than the previous year, I wonder what competitive eating's version of steroids is

Probably starving yourself all morning and working out.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2009, 01:07:04 PM »
Starving makes your stomach contract

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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2009, 06:42:52 PM »
its loading up on water to stretch your stomache out for the competitve eating world thats like roids?

also, that fried pie eating contest... I'd quadruple that record like that

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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 06:23:17 AM »
They're bigger than they look, I assure you. But no one's tried to take on that record in a really competitive way just yet.

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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2009, 09:38:56 AM »
Kobayashi/Chestnut is the greatest rivalry in all of sports!  It's beautiful, they keep pushing each other to new heights!

We need Kobayashi to win again to keep it interesting though. Gotta bring the drama back!
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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2009, 03:05:35 PM »
They're bigger than they look, I assure you. But no one's tried to take on that record in a really competitive way just yet.

I'm sure if you have your GASOL FACE on you'll double it easily. I enjoy fun small eating contests like that some places have... and then some professional has to show up and ruin it for someone's grandma who used to hold the record.

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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »
They're bigger than they look, I assure you. But no one's tried to take on that record in a really competitive way just yet.

I'm sure if you have your GASOL FACE on you'll double it easily. I enjoy fun small eating contests like that some places have... and then some professional has to show up and ruin it for someone's grandma who used to hold the record.
That just reminds me of the episode of MTV True Life about competitive eaters where a young up and coming eaters wins a spoon bread eating contest and the elderly lady who's held it for the past four decades flips out at him in comical fashion.

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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2009, 03:48:30 PM »
Every time I see the record balloon to an even more unthinkable number than the previous year, I wonder what competitive eating's version of steroids is

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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2009, 05:37:46 PM »
Not true, I'd be cleaning up steak and hot wing eating championships

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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2009, 12:57:58 AM »
For those curious about these things like I am, according to Nathan's Famous nutritional information, Joey and Takeru each ate over 21,000 calories. That's fuckin' insane.

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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2009, 01:42:06 AM »
the average human being would probably never come close to 5000 on the absolute greediest day of their life, right?
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2009, 04:46:48 PM »
I guess that would depend on if they were eating at fast food restaurants.

One strategy that I saw from that MTV special is that eating lots of lettuce can do the trick.

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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2009, 12:10:14 AM »
the average human being would probably never come close to 5000 on the absolute greediest day of their life, right?

Way wrong

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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2009, 01:56:47 AM »
For those curious about these things like I am, according to Nathan's Famous nutritional information, Joey and Takeru each ate over 21,000 calories. That's fuckin' insane.

I don't want to know the fat/saturated fat numbers.

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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2009, 02:33:19 AM »
the average human being would probably never come close to 5000 on the absolute greediest day of their life, right?

Way wrong

Yeah, on a fatty day I'm sure I've crushed that

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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2009, 03:14:52 AM »
I'm really starting to think that the weight loss guide of my father's that I sometimes glance at has filled me with false information.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 01:20:57 AM »
The timeframe is what makes that amazing. I mean, I could eat sixty eight hot dogs in a day, but ten minutes????

Check out some of the other records-

http://www.ifoce.com/records.php

Anything you think you could contend for?

I'd give myself a puncher's chance at 3.5lbs of pancakes and bacon in 12 minutes.

The one there that really blows my mind is 11 pounds of cheesecake in NINE MINUTES., by Sonya Thomas.



That's over ten percent of her body weight, in cheesecake.

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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 02:20:44 AM »
24" Pizza
7 1/2 Extra Large Bacci Pizza Slices
15 Minutes/ July 9, 2005

I think I could beat it.

Butter
7 quarter-pound sticks, salted butter
5 minutes
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Now THATS gross!

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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 01:17:16 AM »
Not puking would be a real challenge with the butter crown.

That pizza one is deceptive. That's 2 minutes a slice, which sounds easy, but a 24" pizza is awfully large.

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« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2009, 06:54:13 AM »
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Eggs
65 Hard Boiled Eggs
6 minutes, 40 seconds
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« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2009, 12:32:38 AM »
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9 Pounds, 6 Ounces Smoked, Pulled Pork/ Horseshoe Casino Council Bluffs
10 Minutes/ Sept. 16, 2006
Joey Chestnut

I couldn't beat this, but I'd place top ten unless they mean sandwiches, which I don't think they do. I ate about 30 small-bun pulled pork sandwiches at a hog roast once. That had to be around 6 or 7 pounds of meat.

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« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2009, 09:08:35 AM »
That's pretty good, especially since you were getting more and more full on the bread portion than the meat.

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« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2009, 01:01:15 AM »
It wasn't in the context of a competition or anything, though. I was just standing next to where they were picking the hog apart. Stoned, with a bag of buns.

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« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2009, 02:35:38 AM »
I'm impressed. I can eat a lot of food when I'm stoned, but I somehow doubt that I could ever come close to that. Getting about 3/4's of the way through a 36 ounce steak is probably my record, but that was long before I took up smoking.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."