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MMA General Discussion 2016
« on: January 10, 2016, 11:58:00 AM »
New thread because it isn't 2014 anymore.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2016, 12:04:30 AM »
RDA's been outed as the third fighter fined by the UFC along with Cowboy and Nate Diaz for violating the dress code. He wore an Evolve MMA shirt at the weigh-ins. SMDH.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2016, 03:50:05 AM »
Nick Diaz's 5 year ban and ridiculous fine turned into a 18 month ban and a $100k fine. They couldn't get him on the test results but they got him on not filling out the pre-fight questionnaire properly. He can fight August 1.

Wand's hearing got moved back a month.

The whole thing is so very typically NSAC.
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2016, 06:42:18 AM »
If Diaz is fighting at 185 they should throw him in there with Vitor.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2016, 01:05:56 AM »
Diaz/Uriah Hall. The spinning shit would drive Nick loco.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2016, 04:32:32 AM »
Get stupid and do Diaz vs. Lawler II
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2016, 04:40:53 AM »
I'd watch the shit out of Diaz/Lawler II. Nick would be willing to cut to 170 for a title shot, and he might win too.


I can't believe a guy can be that big, and jump around like he does what a great athlete!

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2016, 04:46:55 AM »
Not to mention the UFC has given Diaz a title shot coming off a loss before.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2016, 06:43:06 AM »
BJ Penn is going to return to mma, has joined Jackson-Wink and wants Nik Lentz at UFC 197.

There's a sentance I never thought I'd type.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2016, 07:46:57 AM »
What in the actual fuck...?
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2016, 10:03:12 AM »


I can't believe a guy can be that big, and jump around like he does what a great athlete!

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2016, 12:47:00 AM »
"BJ,
I received your poorly-worded, utterly predictable, message. In spite of its clumsy structure, awful spelling, incorrect usage (you state at one point that I wrote a poem about you making fun of yourself), and general air of arrogance, entitled stupidity, I'm considering your request.



There are, of course, some conditions.

- I'm never competing at 145 ever again. Neither should you. I came to this conclusion after doing careful research, and deciding what was right for my long-term health as well as my short-term performance. If you fight at 145, it won't be long before you're eating banana mush in a nuthouse. I am accountable to my family, and my future with them. Because you are an impulsive tyrant surrounded by yes-men, you have no ability to make rational, intelligent decisions.  So I am making this one for you. If we fight, it would be at 155.

- I'm not fighting in March. Neither are you. You may imagine you are, and the imbeciles you surround yourself with may nod in agreement like the trained dogs they are, but you aren't fighting in March. You've lied to your fans, and let them down over and over, and nobody is clamoring to put the BJ PENN EXCUSE FACTORY back in business. Were I to agree to fight you in March and whup your ass, it would only give you and your lackeys the "BJ didn't have enough time" bullshit excuse. Additionally, if we do fight, it will be on MY timetable, NOT yours. You are retired, and have no schedule. I am an active fighter, on the roster, with a schedule and training platform that is not beholden to your desires, grudges, or need for narcissistic supply.

- You still owe Mike Dolce $22,000. Knowing him, he is too gracious and dignified a man to revisit the traitorous back-stabbing skullduggery you engaged in with him after the third time Frankie Edgar kicked your ass inside-out. I, however, don't have the luxury of grace, and dignity is best left out of any exchange that includes you. You will donate $22,000 of your purse to the HAWAII DOG FOUNDATION,  a no-kill, all-volunteer rescue organization working hard to rescue and rehabilitate dogs in Hawaii, in Mike Dolce's name.

Give these conditions some thought. They are non-negotiable. They are rules you WILL abide by, or you can go whistle. I have a contract, and plenty of guys to fight. As a Narcissist, you have nothing but an image. And you NEED attention. You have all the money you could ever spend; but it doesn't satisfy you. I have what you NEED. I'M in charge. You can do what narcissists usually do when confronted by a higher power; SLINK AWAY. Or you can confront your needs, realize I can fulfill them, and come to terms with me, looming over you, holding the....


WHIP HAND.

I'm ALREADY in charge, you poor, deluded, fool. I did more to motivate you with TWO POEMS than all your yes-men, and titles, and highlights could.
Get as angry as you want. Go out behind your huge inherited estate and kick rocks. Go cry to your Mommy. Go shit in your hat and bark at the moon.
You want to fight?
Then it's on MY terms.
FACE IT.

Now run along, little man. Go find a way to swallow your overarching pride and do it MY way, or scuttle about like a deformed crab at low tide, like a masochist at last call, desperately looking for somebody else to thrash you.

You can go to Greg Jackson's, you can go to Jermaine Jackson's, you can listen to Mahalia Jackson, you can resurrect Jackson fuckin' POLLOCK to paint you a better picture of yourself than the one we all see; but...

You're an unclaimed, busted-down suitcase on a dusty shelf in an abandoned bus-terminal. Accept my conditions, or rot in obscurity.

Nik Lentz
Your BOSS"

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2016, 01:02:23 AM »
If only he was that entertaining when he fought. Or got a microphone. He'd be making Conor money.
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2016, 01:11:39 AM »
The rant he went on about Conor was amazing too. Most underrated trash-talker in the game.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2016, 08:43:43 AM »
Can Nik legit talk trash? Or is he only good when his stuff is thought out and written out? Connor and Chael can speak it instantly. Can Nik spit it or just type it?

And Wanderlei Silva has officially been released from his UFC contract.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2016, 11:24:05 AM »
You don't think that Chael and Conor have that stuff already prepped in their head before the mic gets placed in front of them?

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2016, 12:32:26 PM »
They can retort quickly. Whether it's pre thought out or not they're quick with it. I felt bad for Faber when he was getting verbally shredded on the last season of TUF.

Just wondering if Lentz can go live.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2016, 01:20:46 AM »
I'd like to see him get the chance but I get what you're saying.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2016, 01:30:27 AM »
Edit: Bah, stupid image won't load.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2016, 07:49:28 AM »


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2016, 07:53:48 AM »
Let's go ISIS.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2016, 08:27:06 AM »


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2016, 02:40:54 PM »
Challenging ISIS while he's hunting for Hitler... what a madman.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2016, 06:46:36 AM »
http://fightsday.com/there-is-now-a-massive-rift-between-conor-mcgregor-and-dana-white-according-to-reports/

cWo taking ovah!

This is ultimately what's good for the sport. The UFC has way too much power and they've used it to employ draconian regulations that are unsurpassed by any other sporting organization. I've never heard of an NBA player having to take their shoes off to be interviewed just because the NBA doesn't like the brand on them. That's bogus.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2016, 04:10:04 PM »


Conor looks huge.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2016, 05:57:34 AM »
BJ Penn is going to return to mma, has joined Jackson-Wink and wants Nik Lentz at UFC 197.

There's a sentance I never thought I'd type.

This is official, btw. BJ announced it on the MMA Hour earlier today.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2016, 09:18:02 AM »
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Confirming he signed an eight-fight deal with the UFC, Punk said: “I can’t honestly answer how many (fights) I’m gonna have - we’ll wait and see how the first one goes. But there’s gonna be eight, at least.”


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2016, 10:54:06 AM »
I sure would like to find a place where I can place a prop bet on it being under 8 fights.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2016, 11:33:05 PM »
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2016, 01:17:34 AM »
McGregor recreating the Sean Penn/El Chapo photo during the UFC 197 press conference yesterday....I can't.....oh man.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2016, 02:27:02 AM »
you have pic, to show?


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2016, 02:29:47 AM »

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2016, 02:37:01 AM »
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http://www.dca.ca.gov/csac/meetings/agendas/20160202.pdf … Huh... Edmund Tarverdyan had his second's license in California revoked.

KOAB you can be part of Edmond's comeback.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2016, 03:00:04 AM »
Sometimes I wish I'd done blow so I could recognize when guys are on it. There's a serious discussion on r/mma on whether or not Conor was rolling at the press conference.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2016, 04:46:43 AM »

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2016, 06:12:18 AM »
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http://www.dca.ca.gov/csac/meetings/agendas/20160202.pdf … Huh... Edmund Tarverdyan had his second's license in California revoked.

KOAB you can be part of Edmond's comeback.

This isn't right, how can they be so prejudiced against such a great trainer


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2016, 04:18:48 PM »
Apparently The Edmond was found guilty of identity theft in 2011 and lied about it on his application for a seconds license. He'll probably get it back at some point, though.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2016, 02:54:10 AM »
Kenny Florida was really mad at Cruz  for those comments lol

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"I talked to Dominick and he apologized to me," Florian said. "He said his emotions were running high and I get it. When I was fighting, you get emotional and you almost take it personally. Dominick is such a competitive dude that he took it personal.

First of all, he deserves to be criticized for that. He is the one that should be apologizing. But Dom said that after the fight Kenny texted him and said "You have no class, I thought you had class but I guess I was wrong" LOL


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2016, 02:56:26 AM »
Wonder who Kenny stole that no class line from.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2016, 06:58:23 AM »
Dan Severn challenged the winner of Royce vs Shamrock

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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2016, 07:32:34 AM »
Apparently The Edmond was found guilty of identity theft in 2011 and lied about it on his application for a seconds license. He'll probably get it back at some point, though.

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http://www.dca.ca.gov/csac/meetings/agendas/20160202.pdf … Huh... Edmund Tarverdyan had his second's license in California revoked.

KOAB you can be part of Edmond's comeback.

This isn't right, how can they be so prejudiced against such a great trainer

smh this is a setup against one of the GOATs

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2016, 06:54:04 AM »
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Our dreams of a UFC fight at Madison Square Garden this spring took a huge hit today as a federal judge in New York denied the UFC’s request for a preliminary injunction that would have prevented the New York attorney general and other state officials from enforcing the state’s anti-MMA law. On September 29 the UFC asked Federal Judge Kimba Wood of the Southern District of New York to issue the injunction while the promotion’s case against the law worked its way through the courts. That case, filed by the UFC on September 28, claims that New York’s prohibition of regulated MMA events is unconstitutionally vague.

I obviously would love MMA at MSG but Zuffa has done themselves no favours by booking events there before it's even legal.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2016, 06:13:45 AM »
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"This is something that's very interesting," said Mayweather. "Like I've said before. We can forgive but sometimes we never forget. When no one knew who Dana White was, Dana White used to run around with me, hang out with me and I treated him just like anyone else in my camp.

"If you watch the beginning of my fights I had a patch on my trunk which was a Bullenbeisser dog. I wore the Bullenbeisser patch for Dana White, a little square guy. At that particular time I think the guy had a Honda, but I didn't judge him. If you were my friend I love you unconditionally. I like you the same way I like everyone else that's around me."

White has moved on to Ferraris and smart cars, but Floyd doesn't sound impressed.

"Now all of a sudden a guy gets put in a position, he shaves his head bald and acts like he's tough and rugged," said Mayweather. "That's not the Dana White I know. I knew Dana White as a good guy, good square guy. If I had to say so, he was a guy who went to college and didn't know anything about mixed martial arts or boxing.

I know why people dislike him with his arrest history, but Floyd is one of the realest motherfuckers around. We need people like him in the public sphere spittin' truth about combat sports, like him or not.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2016, 07:10:07 AM »


Meanwhile in Dublin....

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2016, 04:58:48 AM »
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/01/28/celebrity-apprentice-season-8-cast

Chael is gonna be on this, Arnold is gonna be the host.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2016, 06:29:36 AM »
Guess none of the producers are aware that this guy has been crimincally indicted for shady business practices.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2016
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2016, 06:05:03 AM »


That....is not Tim Means.