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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)
« Reply #150 on: August 18, 2017, 01:00:24 PM »
Haha I'm not going but would be hilarious if another Alberta card hit the skids.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)
« Reply #151 on: October 10, 2017, 08:43:08 AM »
Not a steroid per say but Kurt Holobaugh has been suspended for 9 months by the NSAC, fined $750 and his win over Matt Besette in the debut episode of Tuesday Night Contender Series after he admitted to not disclosing that he used an IV to rehydrate after the weigh-ins. No word on whether or not his contract offer will be negated by this.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)
« Reply #152 on: October 19, 2017, 07:56:48 AM »
Lil Nog popped by USADA.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)
« Reply #153 on: November 10, 2017, 07:23:55 AM »
Anderson is out at Shanghai.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Ben Rothwell)
« Reply #154 on: November 10, 2017, 07:26:46 AM »
Well, his benefit of the doubt has been permanently revoked. Mighty Mouse is the GOAT.


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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #155 on: November 10, 2017, 07:39:27 AM »
Nah, GSP. Johnson is the strongest performer in mma history relative to the lopsided nature of his fights/scorecards/damage taken but his resume can't stack up to Rush.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #156 on: November 10, 2017, 07:48:44 AM »
Also unless Brunson steps up to fight Kelvin on this card just cancel the fucking thing.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #157 on: February 01, 2018, 05:10:10 AM »
Anderson is looking at an 8 year ban.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #158 on: February 05, 2018, 02:16:00 AM »
How does an 8 year ban come about?  They combine infractions?

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #159 on: February 05, 2018, 05:09:38 AM »
He's a repeat offender because of his failed test against Nick so the penalties are stiffer.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #160 on: February 27, 2018, 06:24:45 AM »
Following along with Jones’ CSAC hearing is doing nothing but proving he might be the dumbest motherfucker ever.
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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #161 on: February 27, 2018, 06:25:49 AM »
He's gonna get his and his management's licenses taken away.


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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #162 on: February 27, 2018, 06:47:21 AM »
He admitted fraud. But isn’t a cheater.
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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #163 on: May 22, 2018, 05:46:02 AM »
Fabby Werdum dun got snoooped by USADA.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #164 on: September 04, 2018, 07:08:23 AM »

the motherfuckin fishiest shit I have EVER READ


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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #165 on: September 04, 2018, 08:17:12 AM »
They're literally using DC's piss and acting like it's Jones tests is how I'm reading that.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #166 on: September 04, 2018, 10:04:12 AM »
the ufc is a promotion.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #167 on: September 05, 2018, 12:36:24 AM »
I think we see Jones vs DC III get announced soon for the main event of the MSG card is how I'm reading that, oddly enough. One of the companies who previously had sponsored Jones has re-signed him and they used the wording "The king is back" in their promotional material for it.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #168 on: September 11, 2018, 08:50:09 AM »
2 year ban for Werdum for taking trenbolone which is an anabolic steroid. UFC career is probably over but he's got the Coker Connection so he could end up in Bellator at the end of it even though he'd be 43 then.

Edit: For those of us keeping track it took USADA to issue a suspension from the flagging date until now less then 4 months. Jon Jones still hasn't received a sentence and it's been almost 14 months since he got flagged. The case for DC/Jones III at Madison Square Garden just got a serious boost.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #169 on: September 19, 2018, 12:01:08 PM »
Jones apparently just got 15 months

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #170 on: September 20, 2018, 12:26:22 AM »
Not apparently, he did. Can return as of Oct 28th, just in time for the MSG card if they want him on there. He's also going to be a USADA snitch for the rest of whatever career he has left assuming he can stay away from the needle, I'm sure everybody who's ever trained with him is now shitting themselves and questioning what he saw and heard if they were on anything at any point.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #171 on: December 23, 2018, 10:15:32 AM »
They found trace amounts of the same shit in Jones that they found last year. Nevada won’t license him. 232 has been moved to California.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #172 on: December 23, 2018, 10:58:49 AM »
From what I understand, its residual effects of what is left in his system and isn't something to be alarmed about... yet.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #173 on: December 23, 2018, 01:04:59 PM »
Drug from 2017 test randomly shows up kinda like it was a microdose a week from 2019 on the eve of his fight week.. when did they start testing Jones again? I assume it was before this with his history and status so if there were any issues then wouldn't it have made some news?


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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #174 on: December 23, 2018, 01:13:05 PM »
Tom Lawlor says he got 2 years for the same amount of ostarine.
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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #175 on: December 23, 2018, 01:32:07 PM »
Also this whole excuse from USADA/WME stinks. So many guys who used long term in the pre-USADA era any form of Turinabol would've had this magical issue where they might fail a test at any time for the rest of their career like they're trying to pass this off as.

I forgot USADA also mysteriously deleted a recent Lesnar test and haven't updated their site since Dec 7th.

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Re: New Positive Steroid Tests (Anderson Silva)
« Reply #177 on: December 29, 2018, 07:03:26 AM »

Compare this to how he looks now LIRL


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Re: Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread
« Reply #178 on: December 29, 2018, 11:07:38 PM »
As the announcers were bantering to close the show they buried Lesnar.



Paraphrasing:
"If Jones had a speck of whatever in his system, Lesnar has a brick"

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Re: Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread
« Reply #179 on: December 30, 2018, 08:44:04 AM »
Dom usually comes of as intelligent on issues but last night he was just being a dumb company man.  Lesnar of course has roids in him for pro wrestling.  It isn't something he is hiding, which is why he can't just step into the UFC to fight on a whim, he has to detox his body.   The difference is Bones is likely juicing and lying about it and recycling these dumbass arguments made by other UFC company boys.

It should be rather simple to test clean.  Don't ingest banned substances.  DC tweeted Dom on the spot during the post-show to call him out for saying "this testing stuff aside" ummm...the fuck?  So that is the new plan, ignore that Bones continues to fail tests because hey "people want to see the fight"
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Re: Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread
« Reply #180 on: December 30, 2018, 09:57:11 AM »
...new plan?

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Re: Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread
« Reply #181 on: February 03, 2019, 01:10:53 AM »
Meltzer says Jones had 2 more trace positive tests to kick off January, but nothing will come of it.

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Re: Basically the Jon Jones Steroid Thread
« Reply #182 on: July 21, 2019, 11:21:32 PM »
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2019/7/22/20703391/jon-jones-charged-with-battery-for-april-incident-at-strip-club-ufc-light-heavyweight-mma-news

There were actually fans and journalists out there convinced that this guy had somehow turned a corner in his life and wasn't going to mess up again.