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Offline Just Call Me Dan

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2016, 04:52:04 AM »
We know Bork will give him at least one home run KO opportunity as he sprints across the cage for a flying something.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2016, 01:55:06 AM »
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The "Beast Incarnate" will make his mixed martial arts (MMA) return at UFC 200 on July 9.

But unlike any of Brock Lesnar's previous promotional appearances, the Heavyweight will be representing Canada when he steps inside of the cage opposite heavy-handed veteran Mark Hunt.

The change in national orientation was originally pinpointed by UPROXX, who discovered that Lesnar's Rebook fight kit on the UFC store was draped in the red, white, and black.

Offline Lord of The Curry

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2016, 01:58:39 AM »
I'm disappointed that Reebok didn't fuck up his fight kit and we get Bork Lesser shirts.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2016, 10:30:58 AM »


uhh so I guess some people are pissed

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2016, 01:50:22 PM »
Canada just passed beastiality so I'm guessing Brock likes to fuck farm animals now ;(

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2016, 10:54:47 PM »
You know, if Brock wants to fuck a horse then let him fuck a horse. Are you going to stop him from fucking a horse?
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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2016, 06:04:43 AM »
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11931348/josh-barnett-doubts-brock-lesnar-will-show-improvements-at-ufc-200

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"Of course he has a chance. He’s a tank," Barnett said. "He’s got an incredible wrestling background. He’s a great physical specimen. He’s no dummy. Brock is a smart guy, and I still think he is a massive wealth of untapped potential. It’s just that – it has not been tapped. It has not been approached the right way. I would be surprised if his prep leading up to this is really what myself, hell, I’m at the gym right now training my fighters that all have matches coming up. And as a trainer, as someone that’s trained people for world championship matches, I just don’t think that the right approach is being taken with him."

I don't agree that Brock hasn't improved just based on the fact that he doesn't have dummied guts anymore, but Barnett makes lots of great points and always backs them up. I could listen to him talk about fighting all day.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2016, 07:43:57 AM »
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Shortly after the announcement that Brock Lesnar was jumping back into the Octagon after his second stint in the WWE, the former UFC champion couldn't help but compare himself to the greatest two-sport athlete of all time.

"I'm a crossover athlete," Lesnar told ESPN. "I'm the modern-day Bo Jackson, people. I'm excited about it. I'm enthusiastic."

"I don't know even know who Brock Lesnar is, man." Jackson told TMZ.



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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2016, 07:54:00 AM »
Oh, Bo knows.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2016, 12:13:30 PM »
Canada just passed beastiality so I'm guessing Brock likes to fuck farm animals now ;(
The fuck are you talking about?
You should probably put your bandit hat on now.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2016, 12:15:08 PM »
Also, Lesnar lives in Saskatchewan.
You should probably put your bandit hat on now.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2016, 02:06:12 PM »
Canada just passed beastiality so I'm guessing Brock likes to fuck farm animals now ;(
The fuck are you talking about?

I assume it has something to do with the BC Supreme Court ruling that it isn't beasiality unless there's penetration.
Matt, don't be a fag. Post some huge cocks.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2016, 02:17:27 PM »
The federal Supreme Court did it I thought.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2016, 02:29:18 PM »
Turns out I got mixed up. It was the Federal Supreme Court. A BC man was the reason for the ruling.
Matt, don't be a fag. Post some huge cocks.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2016, 02:26:22 AM »
He's been cleared to use his WWE music for the walk-out. Somebody go tell the nerds.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #65 on: June 17, 2016, 02:50:41 AM »
Somebody go tell the nerds.

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Re: Brock returning?
« Reply #66 on: June 17, 2016, 02:51:25 AM »
You are a king brah.