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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #750 on: February 08, 2019, 12:26:25 AM »
Kelvin has ringworm and staph.

Everything is fine.

Probably came from rolling around on the mat with some slimeball that hadn't washed his shit in three weeks.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #751 on: February 08, 2019, 04:57:27 AM »
Ringworm is nothing but staph? I dunno if he should be fighting then...


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #752 on: February 08, 2019, 05:54:37 AM »
Isn't ringworm pretty contagious, though?  Guy at our gym had it and it spread to two or three other people.  Nasty looking.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #753 on: February 08, 2019, 06:24:07 AM »
Ringworm is nothing but staph? I dunno if he should be fighting then...

He definitely shouldn’t be fighting...

...but this is the UFC, a sport of INTEGRITY where true athletes sacrifice both their well being and that of their opponent’s just to entertain us *sheds tear*

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #754 on: February 08, 2019, 07:09:40 AM »
Isn't ringworm pretty contagious, though?  Guy at our gym had it and it spread to two or three other people.  Nasty looking.

Once you get ringworm, it’s in your blood for life. Only shows up with occasional flare ups. But willing to bet 95% of ufc roster has it already. Hell, I have it.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #755 on: February 08, 2019, 08:51:22 AM »
Where has this story been posted? Can’t find any news about it where I check.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #756 on: February 08, 2019, 11:07:14 AM »
Twitter.....like.....it's all over Twitter.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #757 on: February 08, 2019, 11:18:10 AM »
He has ringworm literally all over his face.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #758 on: February 08, 2019, 12:37:12 PM »
I just put the last $40 I had down in my betus account on Whittaker. No way someone with staph and on antibiotics is winning that fight.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #759 on: February 09, 2019, 04:57:54 AM »
Whittaker is easy money so long as the Romero fights didn’t take away his soul. If Kelvin becomes Middleweight champ LOL

Put some on Silva too. He is 44 but his style is a good counter to Adesanya’s and he has a better chance than the line suggests.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #760 on: February 09, 2019, 05:04:30 AM »
It's gonna look like Fedor/Bader. The old guy has no chance in these fights.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #761 on: February 09, 2019, 06:05:57 AM »
The time I heard it announced, I couldn't see it going any other way than similar to Yair Rodriguez vs BJ Penn. Anderson gets outskilled for maybe a round then finished.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #762 on: February 09, 2019, 06:21:43 AM »
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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #763 on: February 09, 2019, 06:49:39 AM »
Hernia in his stomach that they found the day of the fight, never tell me the odds.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #764 on: February 09, 2019, 07:07:06 AM »
Put some on Silva too. He is 44 but his style is a good counter to Adesanya’s and he has a better chance than the line suggests.



Nah, he's here to pass the torch and then retire

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #765 on: February 09, 2019, 07:19:26 AM »
Dammit, something got in my eye and it's causing tears to come out

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #766 on: February 09, 2019, 08:02:06 AM »
Lol how do you find out about a hernia the day of the fight?


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #767 on: February 09, 2019, 08:03:42 AM »
Anyone in the know wanna give me some sure fire wins tonight. I don’t really know most of the undercard and want to throw a small parlay up with this $40.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #768 on: February 09, 2019, 09:35:30 AM »

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #769 on: February 09, 2019, 09:43:45 AM »


Just end this division already.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #770 on: February 09, 2019, 03:19:58 PM »
Well it wasn't embarrassing at least. Is Kelvin actually the champ or clowning? I can't tell either way.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #771 on: February 09, 2019, 03:23:57 PM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #772 on: February 10, 2019, 01:45:57 AM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.

He’s one of those guys I’d never feel confident enough in any fight to put actual money on him.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #773 on: February 10, 2019, 07:02:39 AM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.

He’s one of those guys I’d never feel confident enough in any fight to put actual money on him.

Funny because I felt the same way about Lando.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #774 on: February 12, 2019, 04:37:04 AM »

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #775 on: February 15, 2019, 07:40:50 AM »

 :-\

He can't even make it 40 seconds in without his knee buckling

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #776 on: February 15, 2019, 07:59:34 AM »
This is gonna be like when Cain fought Big Nog, but Cain's going to be on the other end.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #777 on: February 15, 2019, 08:01:04 AM »
I think he can still win with a bum knee. Francis got dominated so badly by a worse wrestler once before.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #778 on: February 15, 2019, 10:32:03 AM »
This fight is a coin flip. I think if Cain gets his hands on Nganou he goes down and probably doesn't get up. But who knows how Cain's mobility looks and he's always had an unfortunate habit of wanting to go shot for shot in the pocket with guys and if he does this time he'll probably go to sleep.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #779 on: February 17, 2019, 02:52:12 PM »
We’ll never know.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #780 on: February 17, 2019, 03:24:26 PM »

 :-\

He can't even make it 40 seconds in without his knee buckling

He called it.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #781 on: February 17, 2019, 04:04:49 PM »
He didn't even make it 40 seconds in the fight.  :'(

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #782 on: February 18, 2019, 02:10:41 AM »
He didn't even make it 40 seconds in the fight.  :'(

Early stoppage.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #783 on: February 18, 2019, 11:15:33 PM »
You're trolling, right?

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #784 on: February 19, 2019, 11:03:44 AM »


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #785 on: Today at 12:40:44 AM »
Mackenzie Dern is pregnant. So she’ll probably never fight again.


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