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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #750 on: February 08, 2019, 12:26:25 AM »
Kelvin has ringworm and staph.

Everything is fine.

Probably came from rolling around on the mat with some slimeball that hadn't washed his shit in three weeks.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #751 on: February 08, 2019, 04:57:27 AM »
Ringworm is nothing but staph? I dunno if he should be fighting then...


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #752 on: February 08, 2019, 05:54:37 AM »
Isn't ringworm pretty contagious, though?  Guy at our gym had it and it spread to two or three other people.  Nasty looking.

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« Reply #753 on: February 08, 2019, 06:24:07 AM »
Ringworm is nothing but staph? I dunno if he should be fighting then...

He definitely shouldn’t be fighting...

...but this is the UFC, a sport of INTEGRITY where true athletes sacrifice both their well being and that of their opponent’s just to entertain us *sheds tear*

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« Reply #754 on: February 08, 2019, 07:09:40 AM »
Isn't ringworm pretty contagious, though?  Guy at our gym had it and it spread to two or three other people.  Nasty looking.

Once you get ringworm, it’s in your blood for life. Only shows up with occasional flare ups. But willing to bet 95% of ufc roster has it already. Hell, I have it.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #755 on: February 08, 2019, 08:51:22 AM »
Where has this story been posted? Can’t find any news about it where I check.

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« Reply #756 on: February 08, 2019, 11:07:14 AM »
Twitter.....like.....it's all over Twitter.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #757 on: February 08, 2019, 11:18:10 AM »
He has ringworm literally all over his face.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #758 on: February 08, 2019, 12:37:12 PM »
I just put the last $40 I had down in my betus account on Whittaker. No way someone with staph and on antibiotics is winning that fight.


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« Reply #759 on: February 09, 2019, 04:57:54 AM »
Whittaker is easy money so long as the Romero fights didn’t take away his soul. If Kelvin becomes Middleweight champ LOL

Put some on Silva too. He is 44 but his style is a good counter to Adesanya’s and he has a better chance than the line suggests.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #760 on: February 09, 2019, 05:04:30 AM »
It's gonna look like Fedor/Bader. The old guy has no chance in these fights.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #761 on: February 09, 2019, 06:05:57 AM »
The time I heard it announced, I couldn't see it going any other way than similar to Yair Rodriguez vs BJ Penn. Anderson gets outskilled for maybe a round then finished.

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« Reply #762 on: February 09, 2019, 06:21:43 AM »
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« Reply #763 on: February 09, 2019, 06:49:39 AM »
Hernia in his stomach that they found the day of the fight, never tell me the odds.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #764 on: February 09, 2019, 07:07:06 AM »
Put some on Silva too. He is 44 but his style is a good counter to Adesanya’s and he has a better chance than the line suggests.



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« Reply #765 on: February 09, 2019, 07:19:26 AM »
Dammit, something got in my eye and it's causing tears to come out

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« Reply #766 on: February 09, 2019, 08:02:06 AM »
Lol how do you find out about a hernia the day of the fight?


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #767 on: February 09, 2019, 08:03:42 AM »
Anyone in the know wanna give me some sure fire wins tonight. I don’t really know most of the undercard and want to throw a small parlay up with this $40.


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« Reply #768 on: February 09, 2019, 09:35:30 AM »

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« Reply #769 on: February 09, 2019, 09:43:45 AM »


Just end this division already.

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« Reply #770 on: February 09, 2019, 03:19:58 PM »
Well it wasn't embarrassing at least. Is Kelvin actually the champ or clowning? I can't tell either way.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #771 on: February 09, 2019, 03:23:57 PM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #772 on: February 10, 2019, 01:45:57 AM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.

He’s one of those guys I’d never feel confident enough in any fight to put actual money on him.

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« Reply #773 on: February 10, 2019, 07:02:39 AM »
Sam Alveys lost cost me $150 tonight so there’s that.

He’s one of those guys I’d never feel confident enough in any fight to put actual money on him.

Funny because I felt the same way about Lando.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #774 on: February 12, 2019, 04:37:04 AM »

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #775 on: February 15, 2019, 07:40:50 AM »

 :-\

He can't even make it 40 seconds in without his knee buckling

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« Reply #776 on: February 15, 2019, 07:59:34 AM »
This is gonna be like when Cain fought Big Nog, but Cain's going to be on the other end.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #777 on: February 15, 2019, 08:01:04 AM »
I think he can still win with a bum knee. Francis got dominated so badly by a worse wrestler once before.


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« Reply #778 on: February 15, 2019, 10:32:03 AM »
This fight is a coin flip. I think if Cain gets his hands on Nganou he goes down and probably doesn't get up. But who knows how Cain's mobility looks and he's always had an unfortunate habit of wanting to go shot for shot in the pocket with guys and if he does this time he'll probably go to sleep.

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« Reply #779 on: February 17, 2019, 02:52:12 PM »
We’ll never know.

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« Reply #780 on: February 17, 2019, 03:24:26 PM »

 :-\

He can't even make it 40 seconds in without his knee buckling

He called it.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #781 on: February 17, 2019, 04:04:49 PM »
He didn't even make it 40 seconds in the fight.  :'(

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #782 on: February 18, 2019, 02:10:41 AM »
He didn't even make it 40 seconds in the fight.  :'(

Early stoppage.


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« Reply #783 on: February 18, 2019, 11:15:33 PM »
You're trolling, right?

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #784 on: February 19, 2019, 11:03:44 AM »


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #785 on: February 22, 2019, 12:40:44 AM »
Mackenzie Dern is pregnant. So she’ll probably never fight again.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #786 on: February 24, 2019, 11:33:16 PM »
Thiago Santos is a killer and deserves the next title shot. He fought a really smart and measured fight against a dangerous opponent and showed that he can patiently pick a dude apart rather then go balls to the wall right off the bat. Yet another case of guys killing themselves to make weight and it depleting their abilities.

Also top five opponent next for Petr Yan. Even though Dodson has fallen off hard he's the type of guy that you don't look good against even in victory and Yan schooled him like nobody has done since Mighty Mouse.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #787 on: February 26, 2019, 04:38:46 AM »


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #788 on: February 26, 2019, 05:00:14 AM »
Yeah, doesn't look he has recovered from that crash as well as people had thought.

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #789 on: February 26, 2019, 10:32:58 PM »
So, I've never read his book and kind of always knew he was a prick but this is crazy (TL;DR warning):

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/McCorkles-Matt-Hughes-Book-Review:1691049-1

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« Reply #790 on: February 27, 2019, 06:05:34 AM »
It's funny how much that is getting shared, it is a joke review.

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« Reply #791 on: February 27, 2019, 06:33:58 AM »
It's funny how much that is getting shared, it is a joke review.

Oh really lol.  Damn, I got played

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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #792 on: February 27, 2019, 09:43:50 AM »
Matt Hughes released a denial that sounded more like an "I didn't have any control over this, or remember this, but I probably did this." In any case it's a bad enough denial that for sure he did this.

"Since my train accident in June of 2017, my life has been changed forever. Some days have been absolute hell. The challenges and battles that I have faced have been far greater than anything I ever took on in a cage. I am not the same person since my accident, even though, everyday I continue to try to be as normal as someone with a brain injury can be. I understand that it is not fun to teach a grown man to learn to do everything all over again. I understand that I am a burden to those around me. I understand that I am an inconvenience to my family. Unfortunately, my marriage was not perfect long before the accident, but NEVER, NEVER, NEVER would I, or have I, physically hurt those who I care about most. I do not resent those who are trying to hurt me and paint me out to be a monster through these false accusations. I understand now that they are just doing what they need to do in order to rid me of their lives forever so theirs can return to normalcy. I feel awful that my accident turned their world upside-down also. To those of you who have helped me, supported me, cared for me, and prayed for me- I truly cannot thank you enough. To my supporters who defended me and never believed these untrue, disgraceful reports for a second- thank you. If there is one silver lining that this accident has revealed, it is the ability to see who my true friends are. To know who are faithful and have never given up on me even when I am at my lowest. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I do not know where I would be without you. Please keep the prayers coming. God knows I need them."


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #793 on: February 27, 2019, 02:21:01 PM »
I don’t know why but I was kind of expecting Robbie Lawler to be bigger than Askren, and when I saw them face off my first thought was Askren is going to maul this guy.


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Re: MMA General Discussion 2017
« Reply #794 on: March 01, 2019, 09:21:17 AM »
Cro-Cop announced on Croatian television today that he's retiring, he suffered a stroke that could have killed him shortly after his last night.


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« Reply #795 on: March 09, 2019, 05:12:23 AM »
Sleeper card on tonight. JDS/Lewis, Millender/Zaleski and Means/Price all have serious execution potential.

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« Reply #796 on: March 09, 2019, 01:13:40 PM »
Dirty Bird looked so damn good before getting slept.

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« Reply #797 on: March 09, 2019, 01:50:04 PM »
Busted when Junior hit Lewis with the big right hand. That was so good.


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« Reply #798 on: March 10, 2019, 04:46:21 AM »
Dirty Bird looked so damn good before getting slept.

His punches and slaps were pinpoint. He broke his ankle on the way down.

Always nice seeing junior win.

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« Reply #799 on: March 10, 2019, 07:29:19 AM »
JDS showed what Volkov should’ve done in their fight. Patient but still swarming to finish.