Get your ass on your phone and fix your fucking twitter right now! Part 2

[jerk of all trades]

Boom, roasted.

Ethan Page casually fucking ending Ricochet 😂 pic.twitter.com/8eG5OOAolm

— Tom 🤘 (@MarkForRasslin) December 7, 2018

[muzzington]

pic.twitter.com/6AwVLbRKDk

— Kevin (@FightOwensFight) December 12, 2018

[Avid Enthusiast of Warehouses]

Boom, roasted.

Ethan Page casually fucking ending Ricochet 😂 pic.twitter.com/8eG5OOAolm

— Tom 🤘 (@MarkForRasslin) December 7, 2018

Ricochet: best flyer since Rey Jr., arguably pound-for-pound better
Page: ...who the fuck is this guy again?

[jerk of all trades]

Ricochet made a dumb comment and got roasted for it. Not sure what his flying ability has to do with it.

[KingPK]

@WWEShop 😊 #UndisputedERA #shockthesystem @AdamColePro @theBobbyFish @KORcombat #ourERA pic.twitter.com/7oA70bOZJj

— Roderick Strong (@roderickstrong) December 14, 2018

Roddy slapping his belt in joy and KOR ripping his UE shirt off just so he can put another one on is so fucking awesome.

[Baby Shoes]

All I want for Christmas is you(r friendship) pic.twitter.com/hYoZL7rPWo

— Millie Mckenzie ミリー・マッケンジー (@MillieMcKenzie0) December 15, 2018

[jerk of all trades]

This is so awesome.

There was an accidental leak, but I was planning on showing this today anyway. After hearing so many awesome suggestions, my animal ended up being loosely inspired by my cat(s) who were both Calicoes (as well as my Palico). Join the safari! Enjoy! #theelite pic.twitter.com/mc4rXOGt7q

— Kenny Omega (@KennyOmegamanX) December 17, 2018

[Hawk 34]

Dama already brought three of them.

[jerk of all trades]

I don't know what the burn is there. I think the new shirts are pretty well designed and I'll definitely be picking up Cody's and Kenny's at the very least. The only weak offerings are Page and the overall Elite shirt, IMO.

#TheElite #BTE #BeingTheElite #Fatassmasa  #Bulletclub pic.twitter.com/QxRORljXbt

— "FAT ASS" MASA ❤️BEING THE ELITE ❤️AEW (@Masa_Anchan1971) December 17, 2018

[Thrasher]

Bray's been posting cryptic tweets.

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[Baby Shoes]

I won’t have my skillset be belittled by some one who’s most offensive move is a flying ass https://t.co/Itu0K1tcAw

— Daria Berenato (@SonyaDevilleWWE) December 18, 2018

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

LOL! I'm a Naomi mark, but that's some damned good clapback.

[Gary]

😳

— Renee Young (@ReneeYoungWWE) December 17, 2018

[jerk of all trades]

Bray's been posting cryptic tweets.

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Leak of his new gimmick..

[Fall of Epic]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bullyray5150/status/1075186218885963781

I mean, he's right but still...

[jerk of all trades]

lmao excellent troll job

[jerk of all trades]

https://twitter.com/TheRealDisco

By way of Santa/gender neutral thing, Disco Inferno has outed himself as a chud who doesn't understand actual gender identity and expression.

extreme lefties have always been on an island.  U ask older liberals and they think a lot of these new ideas are complete nonsense.  But to try to discount the fact that this gender identity stuff isn't a reality is crazy.  See Canada.

— Glenn Gilbertti (@TheRealDisco) December 16, 2018

He makes a point to "See Canada" as if updating our human rights code to protect transgender people against discrimination was a bad thing. Fuck this guy.

[Fall of Epic]

Disco is a well-known MAGA so this isn't very surprising.

[jerk of all trades]

Had no idea. I don't really see any of these wankers on Twitter until someone else replies to one of their dumb tweets.

[jerk of all trades]

Last @MPXWrestling show of the year and I get to play .... guess who? #lameramera #80s pic.twitter.com/V7I9hCreOb

— Thunder Rosa (@thunderrosa22) December 30, 2018

[Saints_Fan_H]

Jake's segment on Sensational Sherri when I met him in April had us crying and laughing our asses off. The sad crying overlapped with the happy crying. From what I gathered, he misses her the most (next to Savage) of all his friends. (they were also fuck buddies at one point)

[The Valeyard]

I've always been pretty into Sherri, but I couldn't tell you why. Raspy voices and wickedness must get me.

[Baby Shoes]

Instagram Batista Strikes Again

[cobainwasmurdered]

Hey guys I’m opening a coffee shop soon!
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392caffe and I are partnering to bring 392dport to life in @DtownDport in early 2019!
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It’s located on the corner of 3rd and Scott St.… https://t.co/fwqkwZA7Fw

— Seth Rollins (@WWERollins) December 30, 2018

I'm used to Japanese workers all having their own bars but damn now americans going to have their own coffeeshops and vegan hangouts arent they?

[jerk of all trades]

Who has a vegan restaurant?

[Saints_Fan_H]

Coming soon: Bryan Danielson's Fickle Pickle.

[Sabre]

I’d go hear and eat a burger in front of the place.

[jerk of all trades]

Hear what?

[Firmino of the 909]

The new leaked bit is funny. Just like all his other stand up in the past.

— Seth Rollins (@WWERollins) December 31, 2018

re: Louis CK

Yep I don't need to watch this shit anymore.

[cobainwasmurdered]

ugh that's fucking terrible. should expect it from a guy who dated a girl who was into nazi shit though sadly.

[ViciousFish]

People seem surprised a guy from a deep red state like Iowa which elects white supremacists like Steve King would think like that

[cobainwasmurdered]

i'm not surprised when most wrestlers reveal they're a fuckwad and it doesn't stop me from watching wrestling really but it does effect my enjoyment of them a bit, especially when they're faces. Part of something like wrestling is forming a (one-sided) connection with them which is a lot harder to do when you know they're pieces of shit.

[cobainwasmurdered]

https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/tye-dillinger-fires-back-at-nia-jax-maybe-spend-more-time-on-the-craft-instead-of-social-media/

there was other dumb twitter drama as well with tye and apparently nia. What happened to just feeding each others pets drugs and shitting in crowns people?!

[jerk of all trades]

I don't really judge that if someone is from a "red" state that they'd be "red" as well. It's not always the case.. I'm glad Seth came out with this tweet though. One more for the shitlist.

Also FWIW, Sonya Deville is either very close with or is dating Seth's nazi ex. Who knows what to think about anyone anymore.

[Grit, Toughness, Soul, & Spirit]

I know there was a reason I never liked Seth.

[strummer]

Yeah Seth has been open about being an anti Trump atheist liberal in the past so you never know with anybody

[Firmino of the 909]

Yeah Seth has been open about being an anti Trump atheist liberal in the past so you never know with anybody

Even those people have blind spots for their favorite artists. I'm just surprised he'd have one for that fucking guy of all people.

[jerk of all trades]

He's getting thoroughly dragged on Twitter. Rightfully so, and it's also quite glorious. I'd say I hope he learns a lesson but this dude has shown time and time again that he's just a really athletic dumbass.

[AA484]

Breaking news: A lot of wrestlers are pieces of shit.

[jerk of all trades]

Yeah Mole, thanks for the update but we're allowed to express our disappointment. If that doesn't jive with you, you can use the back button on your browser.

[AA484]

I guess I'm just numb to them doing and saying stupid things considering one of, if not the biggest piece of shit of all just died this month, and his peak was 30 years ago.  It's just a sport that seems to attract an inordinate amount of assholes and probably always will.

[CookieMueller]

Seth's tweet praising a serial sexual harasser and Tye's bashing of a girl who was questioning the exclusion of women of color in a year end piece really just encapsulates all the worst things about white men on social media.

Such a perfect capper to the year!

[The Art of Rasslin']

idk who this tye guy was, reading what he said and then seeing he's from St. Catherine's LOL

[Baby Shoes]

Someone has an Instagram account where they photoshop JNCO jeans into wrestlers.  I like this EC3 mostly because you need to read the comment section.  EC3 asked them to delete it before apologizing due to his bad experience with wearers of JNCO in the past

[Baby Shoes]

Yes. Please refer to my render that WWE keeps posting. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈 https://t.co/ovVKebePGt

— MELLA I$ MONEY (@CarmellaWWE) January 4, 2019

[Fall of Epic]

Believe it or not, @TheJimCornette & I had NO writers on this, only a basic length and the general theme of our presentation.

Pro Wrestling is WAY too overproduced today. https://t.co/YU68Rek9XY

— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) January 5, 2019

[Baby Shoes]

Hornswoggle was at eye level with R Truth fuckstick. He began seductively rubbing it while licking his lip and giggling slightly. Hornswoggle bent R Truth over a bench and fucked the shit out of him.

- Excerpt from "Hornswoggle's Sexcapades," 2013. https://t.co/LkcYT4u7Ft

— Erotic WWE Fanfic Excerpts (@WweErotic) January 1, 2019

[Fall of Epic]

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!@WWE @AndradeCienWWE @Pokemon #cosplay 👊🏽👊🏽#TRANQUILO pic.twitter.com/ZpwxKdPY2K

— Zelina Vega (@Zelina_VegaWWE) January 9, 2019

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

pic.twitter.com/gjLxOgxFVt

— Peyton Royce (@PeytonRoyceWWE) January 9, 2019

[Baby Shoes]

Ciampa's Twitter game doesn't get enough love

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