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Wrestling Fan Confessions
« on: August 02, 2016, 11:46:39 AM »
ITT post things that wrestling makes you want to do in real-life

For instance

I have a strong desire at some point in my everyday life to do a "t-shirt turn".  I want to just remove a shirt to show another shirt with my true alliance and take some one down

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2016, 12:06:36 PM »
I want to enter a large crowd with my theme music playing while I pose and taunt like an asshole.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2016, 12:34:36 PM »
I want to enter a large crowd with my theme music playing while I pose and taunt like an asshole.
The local habitat for humanity chapter allowed me to fulfill that fantasy 4-5 times in their annual "Mr. Habitat" fundraiser.

"What do you want your entrance music to be?" So far I've had "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls (thought it'd get a bigger laugh than it did but they cut it off RIGHT at the chorus since I got to the stage too quickly). "Eye of the Tiger" since the theme was "movies" and I chose "Rocky Balboa" (I told them ''Gonna Fly Now'') but they went into business for themselves. Two of the years I did "Charlie Brown" and "Henry VIII" so it didn't really satisfy any wrestling related stuff other than learning to take a bump when reenacting the Charlie Brown misses the football gag.

The best was the year I did "Elvis" and got to come out to "Also Sprach Zarathustra" since both he and Flair used it.




Also when I was a teenager and Stone Cold started getting big, I decided that my friend's dad looked like him. I lived in a constant state of worry his dad was going to get pissed, kick me in the gut, and stun me.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 12:36:08 PM »
Tell everybody off at work with a heel style promo.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 01:30:11 PM »
Jump off a 20-foot ladder and put a shitty coworker through a table.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 01:37:22 PM »
I have a strong desire at some point in my everyday life to do a "t-shirt turn".  I want to just remove a shirt to show another shirt with my true alliance and take some one down

Jump off a 20-foot ladder and put a shitty coworker through a table.

I want to enter a large crowd with my theme music playing while I pose and taunt like an asshole.

I've literally done all these things, though it was a ten-foot barricade onto a rigged table. He was certainly a shitty co-worker, good guy though.

I would like to be a big reveal to a loud pop, like I'm making a long awaited return.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 02:15:30 PM »
Every time I'm around a metal barricade I have a strong desire to crotch someone on it.
I watched RAW. I thought it sucked. The usual problems and such.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 02:24:36 PM »
In 9th grade I elbow dropped a guy during recess


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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2016, 02:31:21 PM »
you had recess in high school? that would explain a lot

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2016, 02:32:39 PM »
I had recess in 9th grade too. That's because my middle school was from grade 7-9. I didn't have recess when I actually entered high school.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2016, 03:20:31 PM »
The first CD's I bought were WWF Music CD's. I have the songs on my phone, so I'll hear them once in a while.
Also, I used Voices (Orton's Theme) as my ring tone.
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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2016, 12:44:12 AM »
I shoot chokeslammed a kid who was kicking dirt on my shoes in sixth grade.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2016, 01:36:03 AM »
Jump off a 20-foot ladder and put a shitty coworker through a table.

Every time I pass by a ladder at work, I get the urge to do a slow climb, reaching up for some invisible belt or briefcase.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2016, 03:01:43 AM »
I first started watching wrestling in the early to mid 80's. I watched both WWF and NWA. My younger cousins who were always in trouble and fighting were always getting put in the figure four and beaten around. In high school, my friend and I had a cutout of Flair's big gold belt we would wrestle for. One time, I put in a cassette tape with the Road Warriors entrance song but it was on delay. I left the room and closed the door. Just as the Road Warriors would do, I charged into the room as the music started playing and beat the ever loving crap out of him. We still talk about it to this day.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2016, 04:04:24 AM »
... I have John Cena's music in my earbuds when I enter work and always time it to hit the door and walk in the building at the end of the first verse/second chorus.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2016, 05:04:02 AM »
... I have John Cena's music in my earbuds when I enter work and always time it to hit the door and walk in the building at the end of the first verse/second chorus.


...I have to do something like this, not with big match jawn though. Maybe Badstreet USA. Blast open the door as the beat kicks in and time it with my steps BAH GAWD

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2016, 01:11:53 PM »
Cena's been this summer's theme, last summer was CM Link's "Cult of Personality" entrance.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2019, 06:22:15 AM »
I was driving somewhere today and a siren hit.  My first instinct was to yell GIVE ME A FUCKING MIC
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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2019, 06:28:29 AM »
I've been wanting to randomly yell THIS IS MOI HOUSE for most of the last 5 years.

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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2019, 06:56:41 AM »
Cut someone's dick off with a katana
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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2019, 07:23:52 AM »
Someday I will be rich and be able to buy a small block of houses that ends in a cul-de-sac. That block will be renamed BADSTREET USA and I will live in the last house on the right.

I also think I should have entrance music that plays whenever I show up somewhere in public, especially if I am dressed to impress. Preferably "Gonna Fly Now" or "Sirius."

True story: I once brought a couple girls home and had a threesome. When we were done, I walked them to their car and you're goddamn right I did the Ric Flair strut back to my front door and went WOOOOOO! loud enough to wake up the neighbors.
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Re: Wrestling Fan Confessions
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2019, 10:33:36 AM »
Undertaker/Yokozuna at Royal Rumble 94 is one of my favorite matches.
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