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Bacon Thread?
« on: August 09, 2009, 03:05:08 PM »
Do we have one of these already?  Is it too cliche?  Bacon has seemingly become quite the fad the last few years, which is fair, because BACON IS AWESOME.  I feel I am allowed to make this thread as I have been eating bacon since I was a wee young lad.  I ate bacon before it was cool to eat bacon.  Back when you had to deny that you ate bacon in public, sneak around the block to the butcher shop and eat your bacon in the alley, hiding your greasy hands in your pockets for fear your loved ones would catch on to your addiction.  In my formative years I would lock myself in my room, frying bacon, a fan strategically placed to divert the delicious odour from wafting about out townhouse, the sound to drown out my crys of ecstacy......

One time I ate half a pound of Pancetta, not realizing that it was raw and uncured

On another day in another place I ate an entire jar of imitation bacon flavoured "bits"....chasing the dragon as it were....

I fear for my sanity on occasion.  I imagine a world without bacon, where I do not have access to bacon, where children are born and can not even conceive of bacon, and I weep.....a single tear.....for bacon

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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 03:13:52 PM »
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On another day in another place I ate an entire jar of imitation bacon flavoured "bits"....chasing the dragon as it were....

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Also, fuck sausage.  Two sides of bacon, please.

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 03:17:32 PM »
have you ever had sausage made of bacon?

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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 03:22:59 PM »
Nope.  Didn't know it was possible.

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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 03:37:18 PM »
Oh, it's possible...

take a pound of bacon, mix it up with some breadcrumbs/spices/herbs/hot sauce/whateverthefuckyouwant, beat the shit out of it, mix it up real good, sausage it up, fill it into sausage casing

VOILA....sausage which is also at the same time bacon

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Bacon Thread?
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 03:44:50 PM »
Iiiiiiiiinteresting.

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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 05:35:44 PM »
When I worked in a restaurant as a dishwasher, which was the shittiest experience of my life, the only saving grace was that there was a big ol' tub of bacon sitting at the server's table where I could sneak slices without anyone noticing.  Damn good bacon.  I haven't had real bacon in quite a while.  I've had Morningstar Farms bacon, however, which sucks a bit fat one.

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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 12:07:43 AM »
Anyone else here ever have JOWL BACON??

I could just roll in it like a dog on carrion.

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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 04:50:21 AM »
My granny makes black eyed peas and hog jowls every year on New Year's Day. It's a Southern tradition for good luck. It's also the shit.