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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 03:23:59 AM »
I was hoping he would do it on his death bed and make fun of Ron Goldman while doing it.

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 03:25:48 AM »


can't take this news seriously for some reason.

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 03:26:27 AM »
Oprah can make black people do whatever she wants.

My poor grandmother was so adamant he didn't do it. I still think there will be people who will stay in denial.

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 03:27:25 AM »
IT WAS IN SELF DEFENSE

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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 03:28:15 AM »
Well, duh.


Weirdly enough, I had a dream last night where there was an exhibition football game involving a live rhinoceros and OJ, for some reason, was on the other team and personally insisted on blocking the rhino himself after it took out his offensive line.

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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2011, 03:28:38 AM »
No shit, makes him look worse to do this after he is already set to spend the rest of his life rotting in a jail cell for armed robbery. That case made it seem like he was pinned as the fall guy, and he wasn't as responsible as they made him out to be. I felt bad for him in a way because of that, but not anymore!

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2011, 03:30:02 AM »
Well, duh.


Weirdly enough, I had a dream last night where there was an exhibition football game involving a live rhinoceros and OJ, for some reason, was on the other team and personally insisted on blocking the rhino himself after it took out his offensive line.

Did he gut the rhino while all the white kids cried in your dream?

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2011, 03:31:41 AM »
Sadly, last I can remember of the dream is OJ angrily gesturing at the rhino and trying to shove it.

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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2011, 03:32:01 AM »
Maybe later he'll say this was just another hypothetical, and we can get a sequel to If I Did It.

If I did it, it would have been in self defense!
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2011, 03:33:38 AM »
Wasn't it in self defense in the original If I Did It?

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2011, 03:39:35 AM »
Not at all. He 'hypothetically' went nuts and brutally murdered them while some other guy (Charlie I think?) tries to get him to stop. That's right, in If I Did It he makes up someone who tries to talk him out of doing it, but he goes ahead with it anyway. CAN'T STOP DA JUICE.
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2011, 03:45:19 AM »
Fuck Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah is the fucking Closer.

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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2011, 03:46:46 AM »
Raise your hand if your surprised. Anybody? Anybody? Didn't think so.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2011, 03:48:59 AM »
Only surprised somewhat at the timing as I thought OJ would do it on its deathbed...possibly mocking Ron Goldman all the while like barron said.

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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2011, 03:50:47 AM »
I read that Oprah wanted him to confess to her a few days ago, and I laughed about it with co-workers. "Who does Oprah think she is, God?" Well, she's proven that she's more powerful than God. She must have known he was going to do this, and needed something to guarantee her new show on her new network got ratings. This is it.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2011, 03:51:36 AM »
I thought in "If I did it" He claimed he blacked out and had no memory of the actual murders?

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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2011, 04:01:37 AM »
I think he was originally going to confess with the book. They were apparently planning just to call it "I did it" at first. But then they realized there were lots of legal issues with doing that, and law enforcement could still get him for perjury or something like that, so just changed it to "If I did it."  

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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2011, 04:03:18 AM »
I haven't read the book since when it came out 4 years ago, but my memory of it was something set him off and he went out with Charlie to murder the bitch. In fact IIRC Charlie is at his place and says something about Nicole like she's cheating on him again or something I don't remember, and he gets enraged and goes off with Charlie to murder her. Then Charlie tries to calm him down and talk him out of it but he isn't having any of that. I mean, if he had done it that's how it would have happened.
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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2011, 04:04:05 AM »
Who the fuck is Charlie

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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2011, 04:06:07 AM »
Pseudonym for A.C. Cowlings (damn it!)

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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2011, 04:10:10 AM »
I haven't read the book since when it came out 4 years ago, but my memory of it was something set him off and he went out with Charlie to murder the bitch. In fact IIRC Charlie is at his place and says something about Nicole like she's cheating on him again or something I don't remember, and he gets enraged and goes off with Charlie to murder her. Then Charlie tries to calm him down and talk him out of it but he isn't having any of that. I mean, if he had done it that's how it would have happened.


That is pretty close to the plot of that awful movie Hide and Seek with Robert de Niro and Dakota Fanning.

The alter ego is even called Charlie!

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« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2011, 04:11:06 AM »
I also felt bad for Juice that they got him on the bullshit kidnapping charges. I really wanted him to live the rest of his life as a free man, making a mockery of it all


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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2011, 04:30:26 AM »
So it's not true? Damnit, I'm gonna look pretty dumb on facebook now :(

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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2011, 04:35:16 AM »
Given that the original source was the Enquirer, I thought the accuracy of the story was dubious at best. Though The Enquirer has actually broken actual news stories before.

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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2011, 04:40:06 AM »
I thought Oprah left us forever.

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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2011, 04:47:04 AM »
DAMN YOU NESN

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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2011, 06:08:30 AM »
Given that the original source was the Enquirer, I thought the accuracy of the story was dubious at best. Though The Enquirer has actually broken actual news stories before.

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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2011, 06:31:07 AM »
I thought Oprah left us forever.

......to her own cable channel

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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2011, 02:28:35 AM »
Given that the original source was the Enquirer, I thought the accuracy of the story was dubious at best. Though The Enquirer has actually broken actual news stories before.

Gary Hart and John Edwards can vouch for their credibility

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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2019, 06:44:36 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_%26_O.J.

Nicole & O.J. is an upcoming dramatic crime thriller film centered around the tumultuous relationship between O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson and the circumstances surrounding the 1994 murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. The film is currently in production and set for a March 2019 release.[1]

On June 28, 2013 it was announced that British filmmaker Joshua Newton would write and direct a movie about the O.J. Simpson murder case starring newcomer Charlotte Kirk as Nicole Brown Simpson.[2] Newton extensively researched the case and claimed to have discovered startling new evidence that would present several other suspects with both the motive and opportunity to commit the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.[3] The evidence is based on real court documents, witness interviews, and trial testimonies.[4] Newton said in a statement that the project “has the capacity to challenge entrenched attitudes on a topic that has inspired visceral reactions for almost a generation.” [5]



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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2019, 10:38:26 PM »
I know I'm naive for giving him the benefit of the doubt after all this time, but this project really has my attention.