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Offline The Valeyard

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Super market music
« on: September 06, 2019, 08:58:07 AM »
You wanna get a ton of white people turnt af you play "500 Miles (I'm I'm Gonna Be)." Then they interrupt to announce flu shots and the momentum dies for a few seconds, but then it gets real again.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2019, 04:58:27 AM »
I heard "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" in a grocery store in East Bumfuck a month or two back and it was confusing af.


Usually, it's just whatever was on adult contemporary radio circa 1996.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2019, 10:25:42 AM »
Our super Wal-mart has two different music broadcasts on either side of the store. You can hear 80s rock while looking at toothpaste but then hear 50s country while picking out produce. Somewhere around the fitting room you get the sweet spot where you can hear both broadcasts, and if you're like me, the conflicting audio is maddening.

Furthermore, I've noticed the playlists follow no rhyme or reason. I've heard Usher, Slim Whitman, Third Eye Blind, Bon Jovi, random country, while in grocery.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2019, 07:28:06 AM »

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2019, 08:08:22 AM »
Don't think I ever stepped into a store that played anything other than Top 40, 80s, and oldies.

I went into an Old Navy once and they were playing "Heartbeats" by the Knife. Very weird.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2019, 10:30:39 AM »
I feel like the only time I hear 99% of pre 1970 Oldies outside of SiriusXM is at diners or the Maine Mall during the hours that the stores are closed but the doors are open to power walkers. It's a bummer! I love '50s and '60s music but the oldies stations around here are now even phasing out a lot of '70s music. Oh well. Good thing I love diners and power walking at the Maine Mall at 8 AM. I am a 65 year old man internally.


In a similar vein, I think I've only heard Phil Collins' mid '90s attempt at doing Paul Simon-esque faux world music at grocery stores.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2019, 02:46:41 PM »
Counting the muzak CVS version, I've heard "Smooth" a stupid amount of times in the last year or so. It's like they just rediscovered it.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2019, 03:44:07 PM »
I worked at a CVS for years and heard songs I'd never heard before that I grew to really love and ALWAYS associate with working there. There was one song I was obsessed with but didn't know it. But the songs were in the same order (and there was only like 40 of them) so I'd gear up for this song every time I knew it was coming. I didn't know the words so I'd hum the tune and make up my own lyrics. One day I caught it at the right time and managed to jot down some words that I could make out.



Still one of my faves, it's from one of her later albums so it wasn't a big hit. The breakdown brings me right back to developing disposable 35mm pix of teenager's parties circa 2004.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2019, 10:06:30 PM »
Counting the muzak CVS version, I've heard "Smooth" a stupid amount of times in the last year or so. It's like they just rediscovered it.
It's the 20th Anniversary, baby. Time for that Rob Thomas nostalgia!

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2019, 05:58:16 AM »
Fuck, that's true. Oh god.

Given how much time I spend at the pharmacy (and grocery store by proxy), I've come to realize how much I've come to understand nostalgia ambiance. That and there seems to be a 45 minute cut of "Roam" they bust out once a week.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2019, 02:02:34 PM »
I AIN'T MISSING YOU AT ALL

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2019, 09:31:55 PM »
I can't even think about John Waite without remembering the time I was at a SHITTY bar at like 4pm on a Tuesday and a guy was molesting me and a friend and when we told him to fuck off and stop touching us he shouted "I'M NOT A PERVERT I JUST WANNA HEAR THE BABYS", a phrase I still occasionally say.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2019, 02:18:08 PM »
Fuck, that's horrible. John Waite must bring the absolute worst out of people.

Pharmacy had some Dishwalla going when I was in line, and some "Breakfast At Tiffany's" when I was leaving. I appreciated it and wish I had time to actually go shopping.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2019, 03:27:30 PM »
I AIN'T MISSING YOU AT ALL

I COULD LIE TO MYSELF!

There was like a 3 or 4 year period in the late '00s/early '10s where John Waite played at least once a year at a rando divey, rednecky night club in rural Maine. Just totally baffling. He must've had relatives in the area and/or just wasted all that sweet sweet Bad English money and/or loved bath salts.

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Re: Super market music
« Reply #14 on: Today at 08:41:40 AM »
Some kids/people have figured out how to hijack my local stores sound systems, speakers, or whatever through bluetooth and it makes me wish I was young enough to care about causing such hijinks again. I will say there's nothing that livens up a dead day of shopping and running errands as watching the panic of people who aren't even employed by the store as easy listening or pop country gets switched out for old rap like this



or hilarious rock like this



hope I hear some St. Anger tracks soon.