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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #150 on: October 09, 2014, 03:44:08 AM »
Just put Kaitlin Olson, Kristen Schaal, or Jillian Bell in this. One of them with the aforementioned three and I'm fine.

I say Kristen Schaal, for Rick Moranis role and Kaitlin Olson for Walter Peck.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #151 on: October 09, 2014, 03:48:06 AM »
Without going too far into fanfic or "fantasy booking" territory, I think the best plan would be to have the company be a huge international conglomerate, use the old cast (that will show up) as cameos, and focus on a newer team of veterans and rookies. There's the option to really tap into a blue collar vs. white collar dynamic and "forgetting where you came from" and maybe even some satirical poking at '80s tropes and unnecessary sequels, wrap it all up in a PG/PG-13 package, and then create some new big bad demonic force to contend with, complimenting and adding to the established canon and general mythos.

I'm expecting 2 hours of horrible "wink wink" jokes and a shyte subplot about Twinkies being temporarily extinct.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #152 on: October 09, 2014, 03:51:11 AM »
Peter Venkman starts female ghostbusters in an attempt to sleep with young hot chicks. The whole movie is Venkman being a sleeze bag trying to bang the female ghostbusters.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #153 on: October 09, 2014, 04:21:30 AM »
Kristen Wiig isn't garbage you misogynist PIG.

Merely conducting a language experiment.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #154 on: October 09, 2014, 04:43:16 AM »

Peter Venkman starts female ghostbusters in an attempt to sleep with young hot chicks. The whole movie is Venkman being a sleeze bag trying to bang the female ghostbusters.
Venkman is played by Chris Pine in a fat suit.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #155 on: October 09, 2014, 04:49:45 AM »
Neil Patrick Harris and Seann William Scott.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #157 on: October 09, 2014, 08:22:51 AM »
...fuck you, Dan Aykroyd.

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« Reply #158 on: October 09, 2014, 10:45:44 AM »
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Feig also gushed about loving the dream cast of potential funny ladies Bill Murray opined about in a recent interview, which included Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Linda Cardellini and Emma Stone


last two are great choices.  I'm not a Wiig fan at all but I think I could tolerate her in something like this

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #159 on: October 09, 2014, 11:47:55 AM »
I'm assuming the scene where the ghost gives a ghostbuster oral will be cut.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #160 on: October 09, 2014, 12:03:23 PM »
The ghost will sneak up on Melissa McCarthy and she'll see it, go "hey you're kinda cute," and then chase it down saying something like "mama wants a piece!"

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #161 on: October 09, 2014, 12:24:14 PM »
The ghost will sneak up on Melissa McCarthy and she'll see it, go "hey you're kinda cute," and then chase it down saying something like "mama wants a piece!"

She'll then die by getting shot by the proton packs since the other Busters will think she's Slimer.
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« Reply #162 on: October 09, 2014, 12:48:29 PM »
The only thing certain about this movie is that it will be horrible.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #163 on: October 10, 2014, 01:14:01 AM »
http://comicbook.com/2014/10/09/ernie-hudson-thinks-all-female-ghostbusters-is-a-bad-idea/

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"I love females. I hope that if they go that way at least they'll be funny, and if they're not funny at least hopefully it'll be sexy. I love the idea of including women, I think that's great."

"But all-female I think would be a bad idea. I don't think the fans want to see that."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #164 on: October 10, 2014, 01:39:27 AM »
Believe it. He's seen some shit that will make...oh, forget it.

There's going to be a sight gag where one of them is trying to finesse a busted particle accelerator and it looks like she's giving it a handy, isn't there? Or some callback line about not crossing the streams, which will be met with, "Of course not. We're women, not a bunch of boys taking a whiz after roasting some Stay-Puft."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #165 on: October 10, 2014, 01:44:02 AM »
Aww, I thought it was going to be She-Ra.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #166 on: October 10, 2014, 05:28:23 AM »
Nobody steps on an OBGYN in my town!

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #167 on: October 10, 2014, 06:56:02 AM »
Guys...we should write the all female ghostbusters.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #168 on: October 10, 2014, 07:27:52 AM »
Guys...Vince Russo should write the all female ghostbusters.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #169 on: October 10, 2014, 03:46:22 PM »
This Ain't Ghostbusters 2016 XXX: Bustin Makes Me Feel Good, starring Emma Bone, Kristen Vag, Linda Carditinme, and Melissa McCarthy

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #170 on: October 10, 2014, 05:35:30 PM »
There actually is a porn star going by Emma Stoned.

Anyway I'm going to tell everyone I think the movie's funny no matter what so people don't think I'm a misogynistic mra rape-culture supporting neckbearded bro or whatever.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #171 on: October 10, 2014, 06:27:18 PM »
What if they Whedon-ed it?  Summer Glau, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Amy Acker, Jewel Staite, and Gina Torres.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #172 on: October 11, 2014, 12:51:23 PM »
What if they rebooted a movie from 1984 and pretended it was 1997

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #173 on: October 12, 2014, 06:30:09 AM »
Ghostbusters: The Fall of Draghul, Pt. 1

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #174 on: October 13, 2014, 02:32:50 AM »
-"You are what you eat!"

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #175 on: October 14, 2014, 04:33:07 AM »
Apparently Gillian Anderson has expressed interest in being in this, I could totally get behind her in the Egon role.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #176 on: October 14, 2014, 05:48:48 AM »
Dr. Scully: "I collect spores, molds, and used tampons."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #177 on: October 14, 2014, 06:46:45 AM »
I can't imagine what shitty "trendy" thing that Stay Puft will be replaced with. Probably a giant dildo or some sex toy.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #178 on: October 14, 2014, 07:05:03 AM »
"It's the Kale Breakfast Shake Man."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #179 on: October 14, 2014, 07:12:03 AM »
A giant McDonald's Whopper container

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #180 on: October 14, 2014, 07:17:34 AM »
A giant Activia yogurt voiced by Jamie Lee Curtis

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #181 on: October 15, 2014, 04:44:20 AM »
I can't imagine what shitty "trendy" thing that Stay Puft will be replaced with. Probably a giant dildo or some sex toy.

-"It's a Twinkie...thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six-hundred pounds."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #182 on: October 15, 2014, 06:16:15 AM »
Still too clever. Make a reference to Justin Bieber instead.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #183 on: January 09, 2015, 11:44:12 AM »
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Melissa McCarthy is finally in those long-rumored discussions to star in the Ghostbusters reboot. THR reports that the talks are very early at this stage and a lot has to be worked out in terms of her commitments to Mike & Molly and her next film, Michelle Darnell. If it all works out the film would begin shooting in June.

The film is to be directed by Paul Feig and will not have any continuity with the original film. It is said to have a more frightening tone and will be led by a female cast.

This is something worth burning down the town over.

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« Reply #184 on: January 10, 2015, 03:11:45 AM »
It was inevitable McCarthy was going to be cast.  I knew from the second this was announced she would be the star.  Hopefully they surround her with a talented, like able cast

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« Reply #185 on: January 10, 2015, 03:34:07 PM »
Has Melissa McCarthy done any kind of comedy or acting period where she wasn't the kind of character she is basically known for always being? Because if THAT is the direction they are going for with the this movie, then fuck that.

I hate getting into this conversation with the wrong people because this isn't really about me not wanting an "all female Ghostbusters" movie so much as having zero confidence that the movie has any chance of being good considering how much the studios will want to turn it into a paint by numbers generic comedy, instead of going with what made the original so great, but really that would go for Ghostbusters 3 period, regardless of it being an all-female cast or not.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #186 on: January 10, 2015, 05:35:13 PM »
I thought she was fine on Gilmore Girls.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #188 on: January 27, 2015, 08:04:18 AM »
I was too until I saw that Melissa McCarthy is in it. Ugh.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #189 on: January 27, 2015, 08:08:42 AM »
I hope this is a breakout for Kate McKinnon. I'm probably skipping this though.


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« Reply #191 on: January 27, 2015, 08:48:37 AM »
At least Gillian Anderson didn't get stuck in this festering corpse of a movie.  I'm hoping the movie doesn't screen well so I won't have to see many of the ads for it, and I can then just pretend it never occurred.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #192 on: January 27, 2015, 08:56:47 AM »
What's the over/under on how many times McCarthy has a hilarious fat girl fall while yelling out "oh boy!"?

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« Reply #193 on: January 27, 2015, 12:21:51 PM »
I already hate this movie. Not because of what it can or can't be, but because people are already saying that you're sexist if you have anything negative to say about it.

A friend of mine posted that he doesn't think it will be good, a couple other people agreed and he received the generic, "Why not? You don't think women can be funny?"
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« Reply #194 on: January 27, 2015, 12:49:03 PM »
I already hate this movie. Not because of what it can or can't be, but because people are already saying that you're sexist if you have anything negative to say about it.

A friend of mine posted that he doesn't think it will be good, a couple other people agreed and he received the generic, "Why not? You don't think women can be funny?"

Your response should be: "No. Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are hilarious. It's the other two that suck."
I watched RAW. I thought it sucked. The usual problems and such.

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #195 on: January 27, 2015, 12:56:06 PM »

I already hate this movie. Not because of what it can or can't be, but because people are already saying that you're sexist if you have anything negative to say about it.

A friend of mine posted that he doesn't think it will be good, a couple other people agreed and he received the generic, "Why not? You don't think women can be funny?"

Your response should be: "No. Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are hilarious. It's the other two that suck."
Or "I have no problem with funny women, just a problem with thinking women are funny for doing a ripoff of a ripoff."

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #196 on: January 27, 2015, 03:05:04 PM »


Miley as Gozer amirite?

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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #197 on: January 27, 2015, 03:08:42 PM »

I already hate this movie. Not because of what it can or can't be, but because people are already saying that you're sexist if you have anything negative to say about it.

A friend of mine posted that he doesn't think it will be good, a couple other people agreed and he received the generic, "Why not? You don't think women can be funny?"

Your response should be: "No. Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are hilarious. It's the other two that suck."
Or "I have no problem with funny women, just a problem with thinking women are funny for doing a ripoff of a ripoff."

How is this a ripoff? It's literally the same franchise.

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« Reply #198 on: January 28, 2015, 12:39:36 AM »
What's the over/under on how many times McCarthy has a hilarious fat girl fall while yelling out "oh boy!"?

I already imagine there's going to be a scene where they're running and they all have to hop over a wall and she tries to get up it, can't and falls while making panting noises.
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Re: Ghostbusters 3
« Reply #199 on: January 28, 2015, 12:59:17 AM »
Her and Slimer fight over who gets to eat a whole pizza or some shit.