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« on: February 11, 2010, 02:52:13 PM »
A few of my own and my favorite from the original thread.

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I've had way too many dreams involving wrestling over the years (for incquiring minds, none of them were wet dreams) and in this thread, I'll share some of the most notable ones.


My favorite one was one I had about five or six years ago. In the dream, I was attending an indy show at the armory up the street where the local indy fed ran monthly at the time.For some reason, the crowd was incredibly small, even by local indy standards and I was sitting by myself for some reason. Besides myself, there were only about a dozen fans there. Anyways, I was sitting in the front row watching the main event which was The Road Warriors (this was shortly before Hawk's death) against a pair of faceless, scrawny jobbers. The match only lasted about ninety seconds with The Road Warriors getting the decisive win. Incensed at the disappointing main event and performance by the tag team legends- I began to loudly heckle The Road Warriors as they made their way to the back. This raised the ire of the tag team legends- who began lumbering after me. They managed to chase me out of the building into the parking lot. Just as it seemed like I was going to get hit with a Doomsday Device to the concrete- Hulk Hogan pulled in the parking lot in a red and yellow convertible and yelled "Jump in the Hulkmobile brother!". I hopped into the Hulkmobile and we raced out of the parking lot. The dream ended just as the Road Warrior started giving chase on matching red and black motorcycles.

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A long time ago, I had a really brief dream where my dad and Vader got into a fistfight at some bar. Surprisingly, my dad held his own and gave Vader a bloody nose. The dream ended shortly after Vader tackled my dad through the bar counter.


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Had a dream last night.  It started with a recap of Past events in the WWE.  Apparently Vince McMahon and Undertaker were feuding, tho all they really showed was UT scaring Vince by turning out the lights and playing his music.  Anyways Raw starts off with a shot of the arena, all the wrestlers are in the ring and JR says that we're going to a press conference that Vince is having about some new venture.  He walks up to the podium with Steve Austin, who was wearing the Austin 3:16 shirt with the orange and black lettering, those jean shorts, boots and the Shockmasters helmet.  And Triple H, who was wearing that weird jean jacket over the leather jacket that he wore and a Indian Headdress.  Then the lights go out at the press conference and the arena,  Vince Freaks out, all the wrestlers clear out of the ring and go stand on the aisles of the seats (including Ultimo Dragon, who had tons of belts).  Everybody is looking around and then they spot this big TV screen in the corner of the arena, with Taker's titantron playing.  There's a figure in a black hat and trench coat.  He walks behind the screen, takes off his hat, and starts making his way to the ring.  But it's not Taker, it's Hulk Hogan!

I've had more since but I'll let y'all share a few.

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 02:56:15 PM »
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I had a dream that Venus Williams was giving reverse cowgirl to Vader and he was in character the whole time.
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 10:54:47 PM »
Scarily perfect timing. I had one last night.

It was the Royal Rumble, I think. Miz was cutting a promo about Evan Bourne being the next contender to the US Title, when suddenly Umaga's music played. I froze up, because obviously, Umaga is deceased so him coming to the ring to confront Miz would be pretty big news, right? Anyway, out came Kamala and the Kamala impersonator dude from ECW who I think was called Kimala II, IIRC. That's pretty much all I remember.

I have absolutely no idea what this dream means, or why I had it, especially since I'm fairly sure I never even saw Kimala II wrestle a match. Not even against Miz in my dream!

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2010, 10:58:37 PM »
I'm vaguely recalling a similar dream I had where Umaga came out, and I realized he was dead. I then took control of the dream and flew away.



IS UMAGA TRYING TO SAMOAN SPIKE US WHERE OUR PARENTS CAN'T PROTECT US?!

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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 01:25:10 AM »
The only one I can recall is...

I'm sitting ringside for a WWF event. Austin is in the ring beating up a nobody. McMahon comes down to the ring and tells me I'd better get him "a damn chicken sandwich and Dr Pepper." I refused, so he told me "Alright, you asked for it." At that moment Shane storms the ring in ref gear and gives Austin the 1-2-middle finger count.

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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 02:25:38 AM »

IS UMAGA TRYING TO SAMOAN SPIKE US WHERE OUR PARENTS CAN'T PROTECT US?!

Awesome.  If I go to sleep and start hearing 1, 2 Umaga's coming for you.... I'll know who to blame.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 02:56:30 AM »

IS UMAGA TRYING TO SAMOAN SPIKE US WHERE OUR PARENTS CAN'T PROTECT US?!

Awesome.  If I go to sleep and start hearing 1, 2 Umaga's coming for you.... I'll know who to blame.

Blame Mr. Kennedy Anderson.

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 03:50:54 AM »
I had one two nights ago...hence my reviving the thread. It was a two parter, both revolving around John Cena but only featuring him in a cameo in one. In the first one, I was interviewing Jay-Z and asking him to rate various rappers and I jokingly asked him to rate Cena. Turns out Jay-Z was pissed at Cena knocking over a cutboard cutout of him on the WrestleMania XIX pre-game show and said something about how wrestlers don't belong in the rap game. Then Cena burst into the room out of nowhere and cut a promo about stealing Beyonce from Jay Z and challenged him to a match at WrestleMania XXVI. The dream ended with me thinking about how much money Jay-Z wrestling could draw.

Then I had one later on where I was hanging out at Chris Jericho's house and we basically had a real life version of the John Cena thread here a few weeks back with Mr. Jericho playing the role of King Cucaracha and me playing the role of myself. While we're in the debate, we were playing pinball. It was pretty awesome.

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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 04:45:55 AM »
The only one I can recall is...

I'm sitting ringside for a WWF event. Austin is in the ring beating up a nobody. McMahon comes down to the ring and tells me I'd better get him "a damn chicken sandwich and Dr Pepper." I refused, so he told me "Alright, you asked for it." At that moment Shane storms the ring in ref gear and gives Austin the 1-2-middle finger count.

I don't know why, but this legitimately cracked me up just now.
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 06:16:55 AM »

IS UMAGA TRYING TO SAMOAN SPIKE US WHERE OUR PARENTS CAN'T PROTECT US?!

Awesome.  If I go to sleep and start hearing 1, 2 Umaga's coming for you.... I'll know who to blame.

Firewoman, you're to blame!

Anyways, I had a dream that WWE bought TNA and it wasn't treated as a very big deal. A triple threat match of HHH vs HBK vs a suprise TNA wrestler started with HHH and HBK punching away when Suicide's music hit and said wrestler made his entrance with Cole matter of factly noting "It's Suicide."

Thing that made it wacky was that the crowd popped HUGE when Suicide made his way to the ring.

I woke up before he made to the ring.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 07:53:16 AM »

IS UMAGA TRYING TO SAMOAN SPIKE US WHERE OUR PARENTS CAN'T PROTECT US?!

Awesome.  If I go to sleep and start hearing 1, 2 Umaga's coming for you.... I'll know who to blame.

Firewoman, you're to blame!

Anyways, I had a dream that WWE bought TNA and it wasn't treated as a very big deal. A triple threat match of HHH vs HBK vs a suprise TNA wrestler started with HHH and HBK punching away when Suicide's music hit and said wrestler made his entrance with Cole matter of factly noting "It's Suicide."

Thing that made it wacky was that the crowd popped HUGE when Suicide made his way to the ring.

I woke up before he made to the ring.


That wasn't a dream, it happened at WM 20.

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 01:41:44 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was watching an old Nitro from '98 and Mean Gene was interviewing Goldberg about the nWo, he's cutting a typical, somewhat uninteresting promo when at the end of the promo, Mean Gene brought out a little three or four year old kid. Mean Gene hands the mic over to the little kid and the kid says his mommy died. Goldberg pauses for a second and says contemplatively "Your mommy died? ....THAT'S AWESOME!!!" Then Goldberg did a bunch of his poses/mannerisms to a huge pop. It was traumatizing/hilarious.

I'm to assume Goldberg killed the kids' mommy with the spear and jackhammer.

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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 02:25:13 AM »
I had one the other night where Chris Hero, Skullcrusher Rasche Brown and Nigel McGuinness showed up on Raw as a stable. My first reaction was to go onto the board and complain. And I actually watch Superstars every week, so why I was so annoyed, I don't know.

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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 03:29:14 AM »
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

I also had one back in 1992 a few ngihts before Wrestlemania VIII that Warrior was coming back to wrestle Smash at Mania. So it was really weird to me when Warrior actually did return that night.

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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2010, 05:56:03 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was watching an old Nitro from '98 and Mean Gene was interviewing Goldberg about the nWo, he's cutting a typical, somewhat uninteresting promo when at the end of the promo, Mean Gene brought out a little three or four year old kid. Mean Gene hands the mic over to the little kid and the kid says his mommy died. Goldberg pauses for a second and says contemplatively "Your mommy died? ....THAT'S AWESOME!!!" Then Goldberg did a bunch of his poses/mannerisms to a huge pop. It was traumatizing/hilarious.

Did Goldberg's theme song play too?

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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2010, 06:06:51 AM »
Yep, wild and weird stuff. Mean Gene seemed kind of horrified by the whole ordeal.

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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2010, 06:08:50 AM »
I had a dream where I was watching wrestling with King Kamala and then he spontaneously exploded. It was the best dream ever.

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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM »
Yep, wild and weird stuff. Mean Gene seemed kind of horrified by the whole ordeal.

If the crowd had chanted "Goldberg" it would have been the greatest dream ever.

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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2010, 06:20:33 AM »
I've now officially been hanging out with the WWSWC too much. I had a dream where I was hanging out on the patio of some bar with Raven, Konnan, Disco Inferno, Chris Benoit, and Dean Malenko. Benoit and Malenko were wearing their WCW Tag Team titles so it must've been Spring of '99. Konnan was freestyling a response to Disco Inferno's spoof of his stupid ass music video and everyone was whooping it up except Raven, who just kind of looked annoyed the whole time. We were all drinking PBR pounders except Benoit was drinking Budweiser and I kept to thinking to myself "So Budweiser is the beer of child murderers." Then I felt bad about thinking that since it wouldn't happen for almost another decade and by most accounts, he was a pretty cool dude before then. What logic from dream Kamala.

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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2010, 09:16:16 AM »
Ignoring the numerous Chyna dreams I've had over the past 13 years...

I remember back in 04 or so I had a dream where I was wrestling Liger.  It was near the beginning of the match and I had been controlling the whole time. I then grab a headlock and start smiling...and suddenly blood just starts spewing from my eyes, ears and everything.  I woke up right after that.  That bugged me out.

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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 05:10:40 AM »
An early King Kamala Klassic in there

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The other even weirder dream happened a few weeks ago.  I went to a Monday Night Raw that was taking place outside at some outdoor stadium. Anyway Eric Bischoff comes out and all of a sudden pulls me out of the audience to do WWE trivia. Anyway I answer all of the questions but Bischoff says my three minutes are up and the Island Boyz jump out to attack me. I try to give them a kick to the balls but they both no-sell it. Just when things are looking grim,  Justin Credible runs out and beats up both of the Island Boyz and gives Bischoff the That's Incredible. The dream ends with me and Justin Credible doing crotch chops on the top turnbuckles to a loud pop as the X-Factor theme plays in the background.

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I had a dream set in December of 98 where I went to some WCW show that was taking place in a barn in upstate Maine. Anyway the barn looked like it could fit 250 people and was only half filled. Anyway the show started with Hollywood Hogan coming out wearing a tuxedo and said he beat up David Penzer so he could be the announcer for the night. The first match was a four way dance between Psychosis, Villano IV, Silver King and Wild Cat Willie all I remember was Wild Cat Willie doing a Space Flying Tiger Drop and that Villano IV won the match.


The other matches were Rey Mysterio Jr. Vs Villano V(Basically a squash with Mysterio winning but for some reason a bunch of Villanos attacked Rey), Bam Bam Bigalow Vs El Dandy(Bigalow won this match and El Dandy didn't even get any offense except he drop kicked Bam Bam out of the ring and Bam Bam landed on some skinny guy in the front row).

The next match was the Lex Lugar challenge which was Lex Lugar picking fights with random people in the audiance and getting his ass kicked. He challenged me and I finished him with a Awesome Bomb off the ramp onto a table.

The semi main event was Ric Flair Vs Kendall Windham, Ric Flair entered from the audiance riding a pig and whooing. The match actually lasted twenty minutes and turned into a tag team match between the Windhams Vs Flair and Benoit(Ala Heroes of Wrestling). The match ended when Flair and Benoit put the Windhams into there submissions

The main event was The Giant and Buff Bagwell Vs DDP and Rick Steiner with Hollywood Hogan as guest referee. Anyway The Giant came out dressed as Buff Bagwell and he had all the mannerisms down, it was pretty disturbing actually. The finish was The Giant got distracted by a popcorn vendor and went off to chase him and Steiner finished Bagwell with the top rope bulldog.

My grammar and spelling have improved slightly but otherwise not much difference in the level of quality :-\ I'm not sure if I actually had that second dream or if I made it up just to look funny/cool.

I don't know why I kept calling Three Minute Warning "The Island Boyz". I think I was just trying to show off my smark knowledge or something.

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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 05:32:40 AM »
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William Regal once murdered John Cena and then noticed me in the crowd cheering, Regal Waved me and then brought Trish out to give me a blowjob

Bravo!

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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2010, 05:35:52 AM »
At least, bobby b can see he's consistent with his Cena hate. Though I'm not sure if he hates him now come to think of it.

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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2010, 05:47:06 AM »
2002.... Christ was Cena in blue spandex mode yet?

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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2010, 06:03:51 AM »
Yep, he was still in bland, upstart babyface rookie mid-carder mode by the time of Barron's post. He didn't start rapping until Halloween '02.

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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2010, 02:51:48 PM »
Yep, he was still in bland, upstart babyface rookie mid-carder mode by the time of Barron's post. He didn't start rapping until Halloween '02.

And the Faction that never was of Rey, Edge and Cena as SD!'s young guns

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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2010, 02:55:18 PM »
I still get a kick out of that photoshopped picture of Cena with Sting's face paint. I think someone on the old board was convinced it came from a dark match.

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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2010, 03:04:33 PM »
Also don't forget the Kidman-John Cena tag team that formed entirely for the purpose of breaking up and allowing Cena to turn heel.

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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2010, 04:17:48 PM »
Bob is one of Cena's biggest supporters. Him and Spaceman Spiff.

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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2010, 02:51:41 AM »
I dreamed that some fat indy wrestler was laying on a couch and giving me some gruff, so I lifted a kerosene heater over my head and beat the shit out of him with it. Unfortunately, this didn't put my friends in any hurry to leave, so I wound up having to fight another one off. Then I broke their TV with a pool cue. So they called me a mark.

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« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2010, 11:46:03 PM »
Dreamed that The Sandman (think of him drunk to make this even better) was a catcher for the New York Yankees.  To zero surprise, he starts a bench clearing brawl after charging the mound against the Detroit Tigers.  So he gets ejected from the game and he and I are standing in the dugout.  I tell him what a home plate collision is and the guy's eyes really light up.  Then we mocked Ivan Rodriguez  (along with the rest of the bench) as he walked by after he struck out and threw his bat against the home plate wall in disgust.

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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2010, 08:33:45 AM »
I had a dream I was watching a Halloween sequel from the late '80s on Cinemax or something (which is weird since I haven't seen any except the first and the remake) and SID showed up to take on Michael Myers in hand to hand combat. Disappointingly, the Master and Ruler of the Universe got his neck snapped by Mikey in ten seconds. Though he did big boot his way through a glass window after Mike killed Sid's lady friend in the movie.

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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 08:45:14 AM »
BULL FUCKING SHIT

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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 08:47:50 AM »
I KNOW! SID COULD TOTALLY BEAT MIKE MYERS' ASS!

SID>TYLER MANE!

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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 11:25:26 AM »
The image of Sid big booting the glass nearly made me do a spit take.  Nice.

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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 07:20:28 PM »
And then he shit himself.

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« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2010, 03:24:43 AM »
I had one last night and I was sitting front row at Monday Night RAW and typing on my laptop, reporting the events to TRTSM chat for some unknown reason. We were all bitching about a lame duelling interview between Sheamus and John Cena and all of a sudden, Sheamus got out of the ring and started explaining to us why the segment was lame while Cena cut his typical promo. Weirdest part was Sheamus had a nasally American accent when he talked to me and told me the "whole Irish thing" was just a gimmick. I didn't know whether to mark out or be incredibly disappointed.

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« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2010, 08:23:47 PM »
I once slept for 18 hours, and I'm pretty sure in that entire timeframe, I dreamt that I heard a techno dance remix of Booker T's entrance theme. It was basically just a drum n' bass version of Booker's entrance theme with "SUCKAAAAA!" inserted into the song at random points.

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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2010, 02:38:39 AM »
I had a dream where I met Bret Hart on a balcony in my friend's apartment complex. It was mid '90s Bret Hart not stumbling old man Bret Hart. He was wearing his ring gear too for some reason. I basically turned into a replication of The Chris Farley Show sketch with me as Chris Farley and him as Paul McCartney. He got kind of pissed when I asked if he would turn into a crazy old man like Stu and said he was "one of" the greatest of all time. He pretty much walked off after I said "Remember when Jean Pierre Laffitte stole your jacket? That was awesome!" Why of all of the matches and angles dream me could have brought up, I picked that one is beyond me.

I bet dream Shawn Michaels and dream Ric Flair would have been a lot nicer to me.

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« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2010, 03:19:07 AM »
I had a dream that I was wrestling Randy Orton for the WWE Title in Hell in a Cell and I won after I did two new moves. The moves were the KKO and The End of Your World. I won after I did The End of Your World off the top of the cage. Im awesome!

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« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2010, 06:08:59 AM »
Last night I had a dream that Hacksaw Jim was back and got the pop of the night. He was affiliated with Kelly Kelly. Good times.

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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 03:26:36 AM »
I had a dream last night that Edge & Christian reunited and won the tag team titles.

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« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2010, 02:09:59 PM »
Had a dream last night where I was entering a public restroom stall when Kane did a big boot to knock open the door and yell the dangers of syphilis to me.  No more wrestling before bed, although it would make an effective after-school special. 
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« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2011, 07:30:51 PM »
Dreamt up an edition of RAW that I felt I had to share:

So, there's this big ceremony for John Cena. I think he was supposed to be announcing his retirement or something. There's a sign that says "CENA INVENTED WRESTLING" that is misspelled, though I forget where. Anyway, Cena comes to the ring, all solemn, and then says that the rumours of him retiring are false. He says something like, "I'LL RETIRE WHEN MICHAEL COLE IS BLACK AND THE ROCK IS WHITE! I AIN'T GOING ANYWHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!" R-Truth comes out and they do a back and forth. Typical stuff from Cena. You know the drill. I think AJ from NXT is shown watching the promo along with some goth girl who I completely made up.

Main event is an 8-Man Wildcard Match ala Survivor Series 1995. It's John Cena, CM Punk, someone I don't remember and R-Truth vs. Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio, Pat Tanaka and CRUSH. I mention in my dream that Crush is dead, but no one else seems to realize this. The match is pretty good, honestly. Anyway, towards the end of the match, The Great Khali comes out and attacks Rikishi, who literally appears out of nowhere for some reason. Khali gives Rikishi the Tree Slam and then just disappears. Next thing I know, Sin Cara is about to attack Cena, but then has a change of heart: He springboards off of the top rope, defies physics by twisting back onto the top rope from mid-air, and gives Pat Tanaka a 6-1-9. Cena then wins the match for his team.

*Then*, Bret Hart's entrance music hits. Only it's a SWERVE~!, as it's not Bret, but rather Chris Jericho making his return with his new apprentice: M.C. Andrew Punisher, who looks a lot like if Test and Luke from Tough Enough had a baby. And was slightly taller than Jericho. Not sure what the M.C. stood for, unless he was supposed to be a rapper from Canada too. Anyway, they're all giddy on how they fooled everyone. Jericho applies The Walls Of Jericho on Cena while Andrew Punisher cheers him on with greenish-yellowish spotlights shining down on them. But then, Cena is saved by something. All of a sudden, AJ appears in the ring and begins making out with Cena. Then the goth girl comes into the ring and *she* starts making out with Cena. Thus, a catfight begins with the two girls ending with AJ getting her hands raised by Cena as some unidentifiable music plays and gold spotlights shine down on her. Everyone cheers and RAW comes to a close.

I wake up and realize that I had been asleep for 10 hours up to that point.

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« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2011, 10:14:29 PM »
I had a dream that I was a WWE wrestler circa the Straight Edge Society's peak. I'm dating Serena and she's worried about losing her job because she's not actually straight edge, so I agree to go sXe with her as a form of support. Later that night, when everybody else goes out, I tittyfuck her in my hotel room.

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« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM »
I had a dream last night that "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was having a heart attack in my basement and he kept throwing stuff and cursing at the top of his lungs except the cursing was all bleeped out. I can't decide if I was stuck in the middle of an episode of a particularly bad indie wrestling fed's show or a rerun of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2011, 09:16:49 AM »
I had a very bizarre dream years ago which closed with the introductions of a ten-man tag match, which for some reason included Marilyn Manson.  I woke up right after the intros were finished.  Scott Hall was the last man to enter.  I shared this on one of the boards once, but it must have been one that no longer exists because I couldn't find it on a search of TOTSM.
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