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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #100 on: February 12, 2017, 03:23:16 AM »
Had a dream that Kidman made a surprise appearance for the local indy. Marked the fuck out when his Ja Rule knockoff theme started bumpin' in the Westbrook Armory.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #101 on: February 12, 2017, 03:47:52 AM »
Was it wrestling era Kidman or present day Kidman?  Present day Kidman bumping that sick ass theme would be something to see
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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #102 on: February 12, 2017, 03:50:54 AM »
I think it was supposed to be present day Kidman. He had short hair and was a bit flabbier than during his Cruiserweight hey day. 8)

His SSP still looked pretty good though---or, uh, not much worse than it was when he was in his prime!

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2017, 01:14:45 AM »
So I should preface this by saying I was watching a Lanny Poffo shoot before bed and listening to a podcast involving All-Japan while sleeping...

I dreamt I was in my childhood bedroom and looked across the hall to see my mom in bed with a very aged Giant Baba. They attempt to have sex but Baba's dick won't go up.  So Baba delivers a fellatio to himself to get it up.  I woke up at this point. Disturbed....

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #104 on: March 09, 2018, 10:49:12 PM »
Actually had a dream about pro wrestling last night.

 

I was at a college basketball game (division 3ish school) and one team was made up of WCW's roster circa 91-93.  Rick Rude was there and was ejected for arguing a call with the ref.  Austin was on the bench and I was heckling him in the stands saying the coach should bring in Van Hammer or Big Josh.  He smirked back at me.  Paul E was the coach and the opposing coach was Ted Danson circa late 80s/early 90s.

 

after the game I talked with Austin in the stands about Sid Vicious's potential as a main eventer.  Then it ended.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #105 on: April 15, 2018, 04:47:06 AM »
Weird, probably because a cool priest from my old church died the other day:

Charlotte Flair was a nun at my church but like don't picture her in a black & white nun habit. She was in one of her gold wrestling robes just really more elaborate and gaudy. Because you know, Catholicism. Also our priest was a female but didn't go through the whole "change the bread to flesh" class so Charlotte had to do that part. And it wasn't the normal wafer, it was an El Paso Tortilla that Charlotte picked up and took a bite out of after blessing it. She then broke it up to hand out.

But since it was at my church, even though she's a world famous wrestler, "Miss Charlotte" (and in the dream I made a mental note to start calling her "SISTER Charlotte") would run up and hug her church fans first. Also, she was still married to her husband and her sermons would include common sense things like, "So the church teaches THIS, but if you're going to go have premarital sex, for God's sake wear a condom and don't get the poor girl pregnant."  :o

Hopefully the WWE employee/mole on this forum doesn't try to run a female Reverend D-von with her now.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #106 on: September 03, 2018, 03:25:25 AM »
I dreamt that Tiger Jackson was Daniel Bryan.




WHY?!

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #107 on: December 28, 2018, 12:44:40 PM »
Passed out in my recliner watching 06 Royal Rumble. Proceeded to dream that Kenny Omega will be signing soon with WWE.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #108 on: May 08, 2019, 01:06:05 PM »
Just had this dream.

Chris Jericho wrestling Richie Sexson (as a mix of Shawn Stasiak/Mike Awesome) at a small pool. Jericho was intro'd by Shane Douglas including the line, "Looking to use the WCW Title as a stepping stone to the WWE Title," with the match occurring in a water filled pool (3 lane wide). Jericho was massively over with the crowd of 20 on the far end of the pool, in particular a group of 2-3 who stomped (maybe) on the wood bleachers. Match itself was a 13:00 draw (including a sunset flip spot by Jericho on Sexson for 2 & 1/2 count where Jericho complained/wonderedpost-match if the fans could actually see WTF was going on underwater) after the tarp started being automatically drawn over the pool.

Also Shane Douglas really wanted to buy the Sonic the Hedgehog movie CD soundtrack after the match as well as see the movie... because of course!

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #109 on: June 29, 2019, 11:31:19 AM »
Let me try to piece this nap dream together:

WWE was allowing intergender matches. Bayley was dating Finn Balor(?) and turned heel. With the help of AJ Styles, she defeated Kofi Kingston for the WWE title. First superstar to simultaneously hold a Women's and Men's title at the same time.

I dream of history making wrestlecrap.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #110 on: June 29, 2019, 11:35:51 AM »
Dang, Saints Fan.  I see your name and had my hopes up we were gonna have a mad wild wrestling/sex dreams cross post.

Glad Bayley went over in your dream though.  She deserves it.
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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #111 on: July 01, 2019, 03:30:51 AM »
I get friendzoned in my dreams.

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Re: Wrestling Dreams ( Reviving a TOTSM Pseudo Sub-Classic )
« Reply #112 on: July 01, 2019, 04:14:25 AM »
The Lapsed Fan are doing No Holds Barred. I played the audio as my sleeping noise.  Every time they got to the part when Zeus first appears I woke up with my heart racing from some sort of instant nightmare.