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Offline Jingus

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« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2009, 09:57:36 AM »
Gotta love fights like that (or this: http://jingus2.mybrute.com/fight/68358543 ) where it's clear that you never even had a chance of winning since the other guy was superior to your brute in every single way.  Which makes me wonder things like, why do level 4 fighters have the grey wolves and giant bears which make a fight completely unwinnable?  Why does my level 5 guy still only have 57 hit points, when his other weapons, attributes, and abilities do not make up for this deficiency?  They must put some kind of digital cocaine on this website, because I have no idea why else I'd keep coming back every day. 

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« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2009, 11:30:24 AM »
I love that my Safada fights like she's completely retarded now. I was on a roll with her, but now she'll pull out her trident and attack once and toss it away for the short sword which does fuck all damage wise. If the opponent has a pet she'll drop her Big Special on the dog too.

I put her in a tournament and there was a level 107 in it. The dude had 4 dogs, a bear, and like 11 weapons.

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« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »
Gotta love fights like that (or this: http://jingus2.mybrute.com/fight/68358543 ) where it's clear that you never even had a chance of winning since the other guy was superior to your brute in every single way.  Which makes me wonder things like, why do level 4 fighters have the grey wolves and giant bears which make a fight completely unwinnable?  Why does my level 5 guy still only have 57 hit points, when his other weapons, attributes, and abilities do not make up for this deficiency?  They must put some kind of digital cocaine on this website, because I have no idea why else I'd keep coming back every day. 

They like to keep it realistic. They look into your inner soul and design your brute accordingly. Your brute sucks much like yourself.

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« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2009, 06:21:19 PM »
With hardware like that, you'd think there would be more useful or at least more profitable applications out there than just picking up spare change from the ads on a goofy free internet game.  Mayhaps this is the beta test version? 

EDIT: oh, sorry, I forgot.  "I suck?  I don't suck.  YOU suck!  Because you are a homosexual who performs fellatio!"  And yo mama's so fat, or something. 

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« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2009, 08:53:49 PM »
Y'all niggas don't wanna fuck wit me now.... I got da falcon punch on my shit now.

Oh yeah, the type of character you pick Jingus doesn't really do anything special until around level 11 or 12

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« Reply #55 on: April 21, 2009, 10:19:54 PM »
My guys been stuck on level 3. I went a day or two without fighting, but still. I only get 3 fights a day, is that the same as everyone else? I managed to get in the tournament today, so maybe that will help.

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« Reply #56 on: April 21, 2009, 10:37:42 PM »
Yeah, you only get 3 fights a day, I think the key to "power leveling" is getting pupils.

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« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2009, 01:06:00 AM »

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« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2009, 12:15:52 AM »
http://twistedintestine.mybrute.com/fight/?d=cube-mute;k=803a82b4bbd4

look at that weapon! The only reason he beat me, that fucker!

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« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2009, 04:01:23 AM »
Gotta say, the whip is an awesome weapon. Every time my guy breaks it out he ends up hitting 3 shots in a row.
You should probably put your bandit hat on now.

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« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2009, 08:53:14 AM »
I have no idea how the hell this works, which might explain why I went 1-5 on my first day, but I'm strangely amused. Here's my guy...

http://tino-standard.mybrute.com/

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« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »
I can no longer go against Jingus for a guaranteed win when I'm on a bad streak :'(

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« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2009, 03:40:02 PM »
Why not?  My first guy still has a hit point maximum which can only be detected via microscope.  And his agility and speed are both pathetic.  Just having a dog, a stick, and a high strength rating ain't enough to overcome those odds. 

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« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2009, 04:14:14 PM »
black people don't fare to well against attack dogs.

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« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2009, 07:09:52 AM »
Yeah, I'm quickly losing interest in this.
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« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2009, 12:51:27 PM »
I don't really know how this works either, but what the hell:

http://laparkamarka.mybrute.com/

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« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2009, 03:57:42 AM »
Finally up to level 7... and I got the 6th Sense square thing.  Wonder if I see dead people now.

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« Reply #67 on: April 26, 2009, 09:18:52 AM »
Just hit level 8.   By the time I'm high enough level to make a guild, nobody will give a shit anymore.

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« Reply #68 on: April 26, 2009, 11:54:06 AM »
I got to level 5 and learned "Master of arms". Hopefully that means I get to stab everyone to death now.

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« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2009, 03:08:33 AM »
I got to level 5 and learned "Master of arms". Hopefully that means I get to stab everyone to death now.

You stabbed me to death good. How many knives do you have?

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« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2009, 03:14:50 AM »
Just hit level 8.   By the time I'm high enough level to make a guild, nobody will give a shit anymore.

I'm already there, my friend.
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« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2009, 11:13:52 AM »
http://daglyde.mybrute.com/

My guy's ok.  I find sabotage (destroying opponent's weapons) comes in handy.  Slow as hell though.

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« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2009, 05:47:14 PM »
http://lonestar83.mybrute.com

Finally got in to sign up..my guy's alright..fuckin got raped by a guy with a Sai though.

Oh..and is there a TSM Clan or no?

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« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2009, 08:05:40 PM »
I don't think there is yet.  Waiting for someone to hit 10.  Mine's getting there, but it'll still be a little while.