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« on: June 08, 2010, 04:49:21 AM »
Tonight begins season 2 of NXT. Last season featured Michael Cole ripping on cherished IWC hero Bryan Danielson for 3 long, excruciating months; Black Cena debuted, which surprisingly did not rip a hole in the space-time continuum; and Wade Barrett being awesome, winning the whole thing, and then leading all the rookies to destroy RAW last night in a manner evoking Field Marshall Montgomery. Here's the list of this season's rookies:

The IRS man's fat son (Cody Rhodes)
Alex Riley (The Miz)
Kaval (LayCool)
A terrible hick gimmick (John Morrison)
Lucky Cannon (Mark Henry)
Mike McGillicutty, Son of "Mr. Perfect" Curt McGillicutty (Kofi Kingston)
Titus O'Neil (Zack Attack, WWWYKI)
and TRTSM's own KOAB (MVP)

What wild and young hijinks will happen this season, TRTSM Universe?




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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 04:51:36 AM »
I can't wait for Percy.   Gonna be hilarious.

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 04:52:14 AM »
If NXT are going to detroy the WWE Champion and wreck Raw, why would WWE allow a second season?

*ahem*

Anyway, assuming they don't put the new series behind the 8-ball by having it revolve around the season 1 cast, let's all enjoy LayKavCool, Alex Riley and PERCY WATSON and his bandwagon!

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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 04:58:17 AM »
If NXT are going to detroy the WWE Champion and wreck Raw, why would WWE allow a second season?


No one in the WWE Universe is familiar with elementary Chaos Theory, which states that all robots rookies will eventually turn against their masters pros and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 05:58:50 AM »
I don't know. If we are comparing the season 1 cast to the season 2 cast, I think Cena can fight off Percy Watson, Eli Cottonwood, Lucky Cannon and The IRS Man's son.


But not LayKavCool.


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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
I disagree, because nobody will have ever beaten down *insert top face here* like BIG ELI COTTONWOOD JUST DID, HE'S HUUUUUUUGE

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 07:46:08 AM »
Does Fat IRS still have the haircut that made him look like a white Morishima? Cause Black Cena followed by White Morishima would be awesome.

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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 07:50:15 AM »
I'm worried the original cast of NXT will debut tonight and put a beating on me Percy Watson. :-[

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 08:07:37 AM »
Percy Watson, QOAB (Queen of All Blacks)

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2010, 08:10:13 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2010, 08:19:32 AM »
Percy Watson, QOAB (Queen of All Blacks)

That's not a nice thing to say about one of TRTSM's most beloved posters.

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2010, 08:23:34 AM »


Fun fact: This dance routine KOAB is doing is the exact one he used to seduce Flower Tucci.

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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2010, 10:05:00 AM »
Sweet, they use DJ Gabriel's old tune.
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2010, 01:04:38 PM »
Not exactly a ringing endorsement from Morrision, there.

Hahaha, nice work Cody.

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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 01:05:06 PM »
Morrison's "Of all Rookie's mine's the uhhhh tallest".......Sad.

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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 01:05:28 PM »
Look at that swank jacket on Rhodes

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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2010, 01:05:55 PM »
Playing the role of CM Punk this season: Cody Rhodes.

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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2010, 01:06:32 PM »
Holy shit. I already love the Kaval/LayCool pairing.

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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2010, 01:07:21 PM »
Look at that swank jacket on Rhodes

2nd the love

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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2010, 01:08:37 PM »
FUCK YES GO KOAB

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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2010, 01:09:10 PM »
Husky Harris is going to backwards walk his way to victory.

LayCool looks extra hot tonight.


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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2010, 01:09:29 PM »


Percy Watson is great!


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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2010, 01:10:43 PM »
that tall motherfucker looks like The Great Khali and Eugene had a tea party filled with toxic waste and teleportation shenanigans gone awry.
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 01:11:25 PM »
All of you fuckers better start voting for KOAB now.

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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2010, 01:12:20 PM »
If they're gonna burn through one of these every twelve weeks they might wanna drop the "PPV Championship Shot" stip 'cause that's gonna get old real fast.

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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2010, 01:15:36 PM »
If they're gonna burn through one of these every twelve weeks they might wanna drop the "PPV Championship Shot" stip 'cause that's gonna get old real fast.

Between ratings and lack of rookies, this is probably the last NXT anyway


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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2010, 01:16:20 PM »
this show needs Kaval to wing one person into the barricade like he did to Prince Nana back in '02.
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2010, 01:17:30 PM »
Cole bringing up how he "managed to get away" unfortunately makes me think that he's in on the whole thing.

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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2010, 01:18:14 PM »
Cole bringing up how he "managed to get away" unfortunately makes me think that he's in on the whole thing.

I would hope Striker would go after him for running away like a pussy.
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« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2010, 01:19:35 PM »
Do a dog bark!



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« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2010, 01:20:02 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2010, 01:20:07 PM »
Titus O'Neil just barked at the big geek. He's got potential.

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« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2010, 01:21:56 PM »
Holy shit. I already love the Kaval/LayCool pairing.

That was fucking great.
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« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2010, 01:22:49 PM »
Eli Cottonwood, meant to be recently released from Kellogg's Sanitarium.

"Talk about SLOW motion, right Josh!"
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« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2010, 01:24:23 PM »
Also worth noting: Whoever gave McCool that lift and enhance top needs a pat on the back.

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« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2010, 01:26:38 PM »
David Otunga:Famous Wife::Alex Riley:Known Parents
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« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2010, 01:26:54 PM »
MIZ: "YOU GUYS SUCK"

Amazing.

Alex Riley should be a star for 10 years.

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« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2010, 01:28:10 PM »
Michael Cole's emotional psychosis of going from rookie-hating heel to concerned disturbed company man bugs me.
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« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2010, 01:28:16 PM »
That was an effective promo from Riley.

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« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2010, 01:28:51 PM »
Michael Cole's emotional psychosis of going from rookie-hating heel to concerned disturbed company man bugs me.

Matthews just said he was out of his mind.

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« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2010, 01:30:47 PM »
I don't know if I'd really like or really hate the idea of Cole as The Bischoff to the NXT stable. Leaning towards the former, if only because we'd see him get beat up on occasion.

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« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2010, 01:32:04 PM »
i hate the SD Fatal Fourway promo, because it lumps Swagger into the "PAST champs want the title BACK" voiceover.
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« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2010, 01:33:29 PM »
Dammit, Josh, Family Matters did not air in 1986. It debuted in 89.
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« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2010, 01:34:38 PM »
This season has tall retarded Eugene and fat lumpy Eugene. Also KOAE.
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« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2010, 01:35:39 PM »
Rhodes seems to be much better without Legacy and shitty booking around him

He's doing a lot of little things well

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« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2010, 01:37:06 PM »
This match is tearing me up inside. My love of Cody's triforce boots, swank jacket, and backwards walk vs a TRTSM legend

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« Reply #48 on: June 08, 2010, 01:39:10 PM »
Husky Harris has shitty tattoos. He should have "HUSKY" in an arc across his gut.
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« Reply #49 on: June 08, 2010, 01:41:15 PM »
i love Mark Henry with a clipboard trying to take kayfabe notes, and Percy has a crap finish. Not exactly KOADDTs.
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