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« on: September 09, 2010, 02:08:42 AM »





Um...wow.

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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 02:50:40 AM »
hahahahha

I feel him man, those hospitals have good drugs

"well, I'm definitely going home after that steamer....the walls are yellow"

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 04:03:51 AM »
OUTSTANDING

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 04:21:06 AM »
So, for all you children of the eighties...how much of your childhood died watching that?

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 04:27:39 AM »
I was always a fan of the heels, so it's fine with me. :P
You should probably put your bandit hat on now.

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 04:28:56 AM »
So, for all you children of the eighties...how much of your childhood died watching that?

My childhood died the minute I saw Hogan and Flair wrestling in a TNA ring, desperately trying to get Abyss over.

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 04:36:57 AM »
That is easily one of the most surreal things I've ever seen in pro wrestling.

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 05:43:11 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2010, 06:00:07 AM »
As soon as he pulled that plant down and showed off the headgear I had to go outside for a minute so people weren't staring at me laughing my dick off.

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 06:05:40 AM »
So, for all you children of the eighties...how much of your childhood died watching that?

"Hulk Hogan" has been dead to me since about 95 when he had the neverending feud with THE DUNGEON

at that point I was like "ok, this is such bullshit...wtf....grow up, man!"

and then he did.  and everything since then has been awesome.

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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2010, 08:03:19 AM »
So, for all you children of the eighties...how much of your childhood died watching that?

My childhood was reborn a little. Who is filming this? Is it THEY?

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 08:11:44 AM »
So, for all you children of the eighties...how much of your childhood died watching that?

I love when my old childhood heroes go down the shitter. Hogan was never a childhood hero so this nigga just doing standup to me

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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 08:32:09 AM »
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FROM TMZ.COM

According to Hulk, once he gets home he's making his fiancee do a little manscaping ... and then he's going to "move this wedding up, and will be marrying Jennifer right away."

Hulk's isn't fully healed yet. The Keeper of the Pythons tells us he was too big for the MRI machine ... so he has to go to a different hospital.


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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 08:46:13 AM »
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According to Hulk, once he gets home he's making his fiancee do a little manscaping


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WE NEED AUDIO EVIDENCE OF THIS!

NO VISUALS!

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 08:51:59 AM »
SHAVING THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK, BROTHER!

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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 08:28:58 PM »



Drugged up....severe pain.....Wrestling plug.....

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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2010, 05:14:42 AM »
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2010/10/9/1740273/hulk-hogans-hail-mary-back-surgery-apparently-fails-in-more-pain-than

When I heard that Hulk Hogan was having "Hail Mary" back surgery just over 10 days ago, I was highly sceptical that the procedure would work and expected him to soon be back in the hospital in pain.  Unfortunately that seems to have come to almost immediate fruition, as TMZ.com reported that Hogan had to readmit himself into the hospital the day after the surgery to insert a spinal cord stimulator in his back, as he was in so much excruciating pain still.

If that wasn't bad enough, Hogan gave a bleak, doped up interview from his hospital bed to his radio friend Bubba The Love Sponge.  The low points were: 

Admitting that his doctors have tried everything they know to fix his back over the last ten years including using human growth hormone, but his condition has continued to deteriorate.
Losing count of the number of back surgeries he's had, initially claiming this was the sixth back surgery he's had before remembering this was his eighth surgery.
Saying that "he's probably being a bit of a puss right now".
Joking that he's now one of the guys who ended up in pain with nothing.
Admitting that he's worried about dying given the heavy amounts of narcotics that he has to take for his pain.
Claiming that he's in the worst pain that he's ever been in and that Bubba smuggling in some morphine "wouldn't even touch it bro".
Agreeing with Bubba that the stimulator's battery with a lifetime of 20-25 years would probably outlast him.


Sad...

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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2010, 05:19:07 AM »
That's what he gets for joining the nWo and betraying WCW

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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2010, 05:21:53 AM »
If he didn't have to win all the time he wouldn't have had to drop the Big Leg so often and he'd still be able to walk. KARMA, bitch.

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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2010, 05:22:14 AM »
Let's look at two big names who spoke out against Vince during the steroid trials:
- Hulk Hogan
- Billy Graham

There's a lesson here. One that Billy didn't even learn since he went back to near death after turning heel on WWE again. Vince has powers.

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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2010, 05:23:33 AM »
Nailz better watch out.

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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2010, 05:24:38 AM »
I guess the lesson is: get a pre-nup and don't raise your kid to be a spoiled brat.Although even if all that ever happened, he'd still be a physical wreck. But at least he would be a wealthy physical wreck.  

It's just strange to me because I thought he wrestled such a conservative style, and wasn't a huge bump taker, I figured he'd age well and be fine. Flair is still going even at his age too. I dread to think what Cena's going to be like at 50: he does the tough schedule and wrestles a riskier style than Hogan's. Rey is another one.

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« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2010, 05:25:46 AM »
Cena doesn't do a move that requires him to jump in the air and drop straight down on his tailbone every night.

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« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2010, 05:27:17 AM »
Nailz better watch out.

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Owning your own trailer business in this economy? Just a matter of time now.

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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2010, 05:27:23 AM »
Gonna mark out with my cock out when Hogan shows up at 10.10.10 doin' the Scott Hall walk and banging some serious air guitar to say he worked all of you snot-nosed lie Hulkamaniacs, brother.

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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2010, 05:28:28 AM »
Cena doesn't do a move that requires him to jump in the air and drop straight down on his tailbone every night.

Uh he does the Hip Hop drop from the top rope.

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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2010, 05:29:21 AM »

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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2010, 05:30:32 AM »
What also doesn't help Hogan is all the weight he carries. Nigga is like the linemen of wrestling. Shit he old and doesn't wrestle anymore... maybe it's time he lost some of that weight. Sure he's a big guy but fuck it ain't like he's carrying all muscle... most of it is fat now and I'm sure being around 300 pounds is doing well for his back and joints 'n shit.

Also guys, when Hogan dies around Christmas time this year... we shall celebrate him like people did with Michael Jackson. Hogan will be on the Mt. Rushmore of wrestling and deserve to be celebrated like so.

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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2010, 05:31:48 AM »
As I understand it, God-willed evolution combined with medical advancements and science stuff are making us stronger and capable of more legdrop bumps than ever before.

Speaking of 10-10-10, that's TNA's WrestleMania, you'd think there'd be a thread by now.

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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2010, 05:32:08 AM »
we shall celebrate him like people did with Michael Jackson.

I can't wait to start dressing up like Hulk Hogan and doing tributes to his routine in front of a Zaxby's.

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« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2010, 05:34:01 AM »
If he dies in the next two weeks I know what I;m going as for Halloween....

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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2010, 05:35:32 AM »
I fear for Hogan more than I do somebody like Jeff Hardy, Matt, Scott Hall, Roberts..etc.

I look at a lot of the high profile deaths in wrestling like Sherry and Luna, and the problem was they both had this great pain they couldn't deal with, surgery couldn't fix and had to take a ton of painkillers. That's what did them in. And even Hogan's saying himself that's what's going to happen with him. Jeff doing meth on a regular basis or Hall's binges aren't actually anything close to as dangerous as Hogan's situation.

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« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2010, 05:38:07 AM »
According to Matt Hardy he doesn't know how Jeff can wrestle still with how jacked up his back is. Also, of all the things that can frighten Jeff in this world... it's going in for any kind of surgery. So I just gotta imagine how many pills Jeff needs just to hit all of his spots or have matches with Kurt Angle.

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« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2010, 05:41:24 AM »
Hey, I'm not saying Jeff is going to fine or anything. But he's not anything close to as bad as Hulk is. Hulk has trouble just walking right now.


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« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2010, 05:48:09 AM »
I think we're overlooking the fact that Hogan is immortal.

I also believe this is why Hogan is in so much back pain:

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YES! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the fear in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I SLAM him through the Trump Plaza, brother!---from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean!---as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin ‘em, so will DONALD TRUMP and ALL THE HULKAMANIACS! But as Donald Trump hangs on to the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family under his other arm, as they SINK, to the BOTTOM OF THE SEA---THANK GOD Donald Trump’s a Hulkamaniac! He’ll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, DOG PADDLE with his life all the way to safety! But Donald, if somethin’ happens, if you run outta gas, and all those little Hulkamaniacs, just hang on to the LARGEST BACK in the world, and I’ll dog paddle us, backstroke all of us to safety!

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« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2010, 05:54:31 AM »
Hey, I'm not saying Jeff is going to fine or anything. But he's not anything close to as bad as Hulk is. Hulk has trouble just walking right now.



Jeff Hardy is also like 25 years younger than Hogan, bro.

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« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2010, 05:56:02 AM »
As I understand it, God-willed evolution combined with medical advancements and science stuff are making us stronger and capable of more legdrop bumps than ever before.

Speaking of 10-10-10, that's TNA's WrestleMania, you'd think there'd be a thread by now.

I haven't thought of a funny Simpsons reference yet. Someone help out.

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« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2010, 06:02:30 AM »
I looked for a picture of the Dean getting his new hip in Homer Goes To College, but couldn't find one. Sorry.

Everyone just imagine.

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« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2010, 06:09:06 AM »
Hey, I'm not saying Jeff is going to fine or anything. But he's not anything close to as bad as Hulk is. Hulk has trouble just walking right now.



Jeff Hardy is also like 25 years younger than Hogan, bro.

True, and who knows what shape he'll be in at Hogan's age.

One thing is, though: it seems to have been the schedule that did Hogan in- 250/300 nights a year doing that legdrop. Jeff, Jericho and a few of the other guy never did the schedule and have still taken time off when they needed it. So, maybe that'll help them. Likewise, a lot of Japanese wrestlers worked very dangerous styles, way more hard hitting than anything Hogan ever did, but due to the lighter schedule, most of them are okay.

I agree trying to keep up the physique at his age doesn't help as well.

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« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2010, 07:51:50 AM »
Thank God Hogan never did the Bull Nakano cagedrop.

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« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2010, 08:22:14 AM »
True, and who knows what shape he'll be in at Hogan's age.

I assume he'll be fully decomposed by then.

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« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2010, 08:45:06 AM »
Thank God Hogan never did the Bull Nakano cagedrop.

Yeah but he hit Bossman with the superplex off the cage and Bossman died while being rushed to the hospital and Hogan shaved off 25 years from his lifespan for all the 97,000 Hulkmaniacs screaming their heads off in the Veteran's Auditorium.

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« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2010, 08:48:32 AM »
For the record, all these hospital clips...I've seen Brooke a bunch of times, but not her brother.  He doesn't really seem to be around. Hmmmm. But far be it from me to question the good character of Nick Hogan...

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« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2010, 08:49:53 AM »
Hogan did tear every muscle in his back when he slammed Andre the Giant, who weighed 700 lbs. Kevin Nash was in the audience, too.

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« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2010, 08:50:44 AM »
Nick Hogan is too busy becoming the next DJ Khaled and giving interviews on ABC news programs. But it was good that he was there during the Hasslehoff roast.

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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2010, 08:53:28 AM »
Only good thing to come out of all this Hogan stuff is the fact that Nick, due to his dad's financial ruin, likely now faces the daunting propect of having to get- GASP!- a real job...

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« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2010, 09:23:02 AM »
Is X-Division Champion a "real job"?

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« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
Is X-Division Champion a "real job"?

I'm sure that soon enough atticus will rail against X Division Champ Nick Hogan being forced to work at Sunglass Hut.

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« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2010, 09:34:37 AM »
Is X-Division Champion a "real job"?

TNA is so pathetic, even- D- list- celeb- with- nothing- better- to- do Nick Hogan isn't interested in going there.