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« on: October 01, 2010, 05:50:44 PM »
General Mills
Cheerios
Honey Nut Cheerios
Lucky Charms
Chex
Cinnamon/French Toast Crunch
Reese's Puffs
Total
Trix
Wheaties
Golden Grahams
Various Monster Brands (Frankenberry, Count Chocula)
Cookie Crisp
Full list.

Kelloggs
Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies
Corn Pops
Corn Flakes
Apple Jacks
Frosted Mini Wheats
Honey Smacks
Froot Loops
Nutri-Grain
Special K
Full list.

Post
Cocoa Pebbles
Fruity Pebbles
Honeycomb
Grape Nuts
Raisin Bran
Golden Crisp
Honey Bunches of Oats
Full list.

Quaker
Cap'n Crunch
Life
Oatmeal
Full list.

Who are you siding with?

Me? I'm currently a General Mills guy, but I have dabbled over into Post and even Quaker (oatmeal) from a time or two. Not so much with Kelloggs though. But since we're going with one brand for this poll - I'll go with General Mills!  8)


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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 11:16:49 PM »
I will eat any kind of breakfast cereal. Sometimes I mix them together.

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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 06:50:02 AM »
General Mills, mainly because they have Chex.

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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 07:04:42 AM »
Breaking my obligation to Kellogg's in Battle Creek, MI to go with General Mills.



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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 07:14:16 AM »
Cracklin' Oat Bran is the best cereal created in the history of man, and Frosted Mini Wheats is a close second. I don't eat that fruity shit.

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 11:25:06 AM »
Cheerios FTW

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2010, 09:18:07 AM »
Cereal's gross.  I don't think I've had any in around 20 years.

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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2010, 12:54:30 PM »
I really only eat oatmeal, so Quaker.  (I actually eat Trader Joe's steel cut oats though).

From back in the day when I ate cereal, I'd probably say Post.  I like that Banana Nut Bran and other stuff like that.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2010, 07:09:44 PM »
Does anyone else besides me think 'breakfast cereal' is redundant?

General Mills.

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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2010, 07:11:16 PM »
No. Cereal can be eaten for other meals.

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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2010, 12:15:37 AM »
Six essential spices that you can make anything with:

1. Salt
2. Pepper
3. Garlic powder
4. ONION POWDER
5. Oregano
6. Basil

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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2010, 12:42:02 AM »
On cereal?

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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2010, 12:46:42 AM »
Sure. I thought this was the Onion thread, but I don't see why not.

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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2010, 09:32:29 AM »
Six essential spices that you can make anything with:

1. Salt
2. Pepper
3. Garlic powder
4. ONION POWDER
5. Oregano
6. Basil

Cumin and cayenne or GTFO
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2010, 10:50:54 AM »
No. Cereal can be eaten for other meals.
This is true since I usually eat cereal for a midnight snack. I hardly ever eat it for breakfast.


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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2010, 01:10:43 PM »
No. Cereal can be eaten for other meals.

Such as breakfast, lunch, and dinner in college.

And midnight snack.

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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2010, 01:34:53 PM »
Corn Pops FTW

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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2010, 02:50:22 PM »
Grape Nuts may be the single best thing ever produced, but I had to go with General Mills for the overall strength of its products, mainly Cheerios.

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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 03:27:31 AM »
Quaker Oat Squares is quickly becoming the only cereal I'll eat. I've recently found some bagged granola/dried fruit that I like more.

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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 03:37:55 AM »
Gotta go General Mills, although I love me some Cocoa Pebbles and Frosted Flakes.
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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2011, 12:21:29 AM »
TOP 5 CEREAL

1. Cinnamon Oatmeal Squares
2. Maple & Brown Sugar Frosted Mini-Wheats
3. Brown Sugar Oatmeal Squares
4. Original Frosted Mini-Wheats
5. Honey Nut Cheerios

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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2011, 12:49:47 AM »
More like top four ways to get Diabetes (plus Cheerios).

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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2011, 01:51:38 AM »
I don't see Reese Puffs on that list.

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2011, 02:41:02 AM »
Capn' Crunch Crunch Berries, FTW
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2011, 03:08:15 AM »
Golden Grahams mixed with Cocoa Puffs

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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2011, 03:32:25 AM »
I like Weetabix, but only when it's drenched in milk and coated with sugar. I'd much rather eat toast, porridge, custard or any vegetarian variation of the full English breakfast, really. British people, lol.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2011, 04:25:05 AM »
What's with the beans?

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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2011, 04:31:39 AM »
Have you had them on their own or as a compliment to sausage/bacon/egg/chips? I think they're inoffensive enough to rest comfortably on that plate and they kind of improve the flavour of certain things.
met this fat girl (not a huge whale or anything but like 25-26 BMI) at a club in like,,, 2008....shes cool, not my type but giant hooters....we start drinkin gettin real faded, and she takes me out to her car to smoke some dro.....im high as fuck and point blank shes just like "hey man i am down to blow you........" im like whatever and we try but my dick wasnt workin cuz i was so faded and this fuckin weed she had was like....fuck i just couldnt get my head in the game..but im rico suave and i get her digits and she texts me her address the next day and says "come over to get ur cock sucked and blow a load in my perm"

so i roll up and her roommate answers the door, i ask if her roomies around and she says "oh....she DIED TEN YEARS AGO THIS VERY DAY...."

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« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2011, 04:37:45 AM »
Golden Grahams mixed with Cocoa Puffs

This is why Agent rules.

http://www.cereality.com/main.php

I need me one of these near me, ASAP.

I didn't vote because my top three cereals are all from different companies. I do know that I had a weird craving for breakfast cereal after coming back from Brazil and I consumed a box each of Honeycomb and Cocoa Puffs within 24 hours of getting home.

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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2011, 05:51:10 AM »
Have you had them on their own or as a compliment to sausage/bacon/egg/chips? I think they're inoffensive enough to rest comfortably on that plate and they kind of improve the flavour of certain things.

I guess I've never had a proper full fackin' English. Perhaps I'll make one for dinner tonight

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« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2011, 10:07:37 AM »
I had one in Scotland a few years ago with beans, potato scones, toast and tomato, and it was unreal.

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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2011, 12:22:25 PM »
Have you had them on their own or as a compliment to sausage/bacon/egg/chips? I think they're inoffensive enough to rest comfortably on that plate and they kind of improve the flavour of certain things.
Agreed but most Americans don't know to go for the ones in the blue tin that are cooked with tomato. I love it.

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« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2011, 02:21:33 AM »
It's all about grape nuts, so I went with post


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« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2011, 09:30:12 PM »
More like top four ways to get Diabetes (plus Cheerios).

Well, I've already got diabetes, so I've got nothing to worry about.


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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2011, 11:39:53 PM »
THERE'S A FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH?  ah shit

I have to vote for Kellogg overall.  Flakes, Pops, Loops, K, that's a Murderer's Row of cereal right there. 



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In 2006, General Mills discontinued French Toast Crunch in the United States.


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« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2011, 08:42:28 AM »
Is there already a tournament for Cereal Mascots?
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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2011, 05:51:02 PM »
I'd like to reaffirm my General Mills selection. Without brand in mind whatsoever, my last three boxes of cereals have been Cookie Crips, Chocolate Cheerios, and Honey Nut Cheerios, and it's been the most vigourously I've eaten cereal in years. Cinnamon Toast Crunch has always been my de facto favourite. General Mills.

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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2011, 11:14:26 AM »
Another vote for General Mills... they also had awesome cereal mascots.  Random Tidbit: They also produce Fruit By the Foot and Fruit Roll-Ups so extra win points.

Favorites: Honey Nut Cheerios, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Golden Grahams, and Reese's Puffs.  I LOVED their French Toast Crunch but could only have so much before I'd make myself sick on it.

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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2011, 03:56:36 AM »
Apparently the monster cereals (Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry) are only for the Halloween season now. OR that's what the little sign at Walgreens said.

In any case $3 later I had a box of Boo Berry (or is it Berry Boo?) and I went home with it. I got two breakfasts out of it, and green poop.

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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2014, 12:50:41 PM »
THERE'S A FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH?  ah shit

I have to vote for Kellogg overall.  Flakes, Pops, Loops, K, that's a Murderer's Row of cereal right there. 



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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2014, 06:28:02 PM »
I had no idea it had been discontinued and discontinued for that long. Wow.  :o


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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2015, 05:20:13 AM »
UPDATE: I tried French Toast Crunch a while back.  It sucks ass.

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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2015, 05:22:36 AM »
Nothing beats Capn Crunch. Crunch Berries were the shit until Quaker decided to fuck with them. That was a long fucking time ago and it still pisses me off. STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2015, 12:02:02 PM »
UPDATE: I tried French Toast Crunch a while back.  It sucks ass.
Every cereal named after some other type of food is awful. And it's stupid marketing too. Really, what's the best case scenario for Other Non-Cereal Food Crunch? "Wow, this tastes like the breakfast I wish I was having, but it's in cereal form!"

Exception is Cookie Crisp. Last time I had that it was delicious, but I think they've fucked with the formula a few times since then and now it's awful again. Cookie Crisp is the most hit-or-miss cereal I've ever seen.

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« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2015, 01:22:31 PM »
UPDATE: I tried French Toast Crunch a while back.  It sucks ass.

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