Call up Vegas, boys. I'm making my predictions.
Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title) - I think Angle wins every match where he puts the retirement stip on his own head for no reason. Plus, he just won $100,000, and Hogan and Dixie and Bischoff probably think that having money means you're the greatest or something. Check out the audio commentary on Simpsons episode 4F12 Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie for more information on this theory.
RVD vs. Abyss and the lame angle which is sure to follow - Since RVD is the defacto number one contender and Abyss is a monster, and especially since this is designed to blow off several angles, it will end in a no contest.
Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown) - Fortune has to win, right? Is Brian Kendrick even still in this match?
MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles) - A TNA super babyface push for TNA homegrown talent only lasts a month or two, plus GenMe works cheap.
Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref) -whichever one Mickie accidentally said was champion on Reaction.
Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J -Nash's last match. Whoever wins, we lose.
Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal - whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title) - Jay Lethal wins on PPV and gets booked like a jobber on TV for the next month.
THEY - I don't know. I kinda lost interest a few minutes ago. Probably the dumb thing with Bischoff taking over.