"Yeah Bart, we are too a real Rasslin' Company!" (TNA Bound for Glory 2010)

[BPSS]

Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title)

RVD vs. Abyss and the lame angle which is sure to follow

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown)

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles)

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref)

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title)

Plus a special guest appearance from THEY, who are not at all like the voices in Randy Orton's head who tell him to do things.

["Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel)]

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal

whyyyyyyyy

[I Know You Like Sugar]

So we can hear Orlando Jordan's awesome theme music. Duh.

Also, genital rubbing.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

Point of contention one- You forgot TEAM 3D'S GIGANTICLY HUGE BIG MOTHA TRUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF TAG TEAM WRESTLING FOREVER.

Point of contention two- I'm almost 100% sure Lethal versus Williams has never been mentioned before.

Point of contention three- GenMe need dorky ring gear, for they are dorks.

[Venkman]

[Thrasher]

Plus a special guest appearance from THEY, who are not at all like the voices in Randy Orton's head who tell him to do things.

Maybe it's THEY who named Vader.

[BPSS]

Point of contention one- You forgot TEAM 3D'S GIGANTICLY HUGE BIG MOTHA TRUCKIN' ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF TAG TEAM WRESTLING FOREVER.

Point of contention two- I'm almost 100% sure Lethal versus Williams has never been mentioned before.

Point of contention three- GenMe need dorky ring gear, for they are dorks.

Counterpoint #1- No one cares about Team 3D.

Counterpoint #2-I got it on Wikipedia, so blame them

Counterpoint #3- They look like bargain basement Hardyz, even more so than the Hardyz.

[BPSS]

Counterpoint #2B-TNA put up a shitty promo pic advertising Lethal-Williams, so take that KC

[BPSS]

Ok, Real Talk before the TNA Defense Forces and King of the Troll People bob barron come in here and yell at me:

Lethal-Williams and MCMG vs. GenMe should be good. And, the combined forces of AJ, Kaz, Beer Money and Matt w/ Morgan might pull of a miracle and drag something watchable out of Tommy Dreamer's band of merry hasbeens. Plus, Nash.

I don't care about the title match, or the Knockouts match, and the rest is going to be terrible for one reason or another.

[Venkman]

TNA's website also lists the X Division title bout.

[wnyxmcneal]

What is BPSS even talking about? Weird.

Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?

Well... TNA used up all his dates on his contract before setting up a new deal with him and that's why Abyss nearly killed him and all it did was give RVD "bad vibes" and he had to call Hogan up and talk to him for a few hours to get some "positive vibes" back into his life.

[wnyxmcneal]

Anyway, what I don't get is why Anderson-Hardy-Angle is for the vacant world title, when RVD is already back and ready to go. Why did he give up the title to begin with if he was going to be back so soon? Did they explain this?

Well... TNA used up all his dates on his contract before setting up a new deal with him and that's why Abyss nearly killed him and all it did was give RVD "bad vibes" and he had to call Hogan up and talk to him for a few hours to get some "positive vibes" back into his life.

I knew the real reason, which just makes TNA look so bush league, but I was wondering what the storyline was, since I don't watch impact. I'd like to catch the show, but I have movies to see

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

well I also included the great storyline. Once Hogan rallied RVD he came back despite doctor's orders bandaged like a mummy and he's the only man who can stop THE ABYSS. After he's done with Abyss he gets the first shot against the new champion.

[BPSS]

You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

TNA's website also lists the X Division title bout.

OHH, I see. It's one of those deals.

I just figured they'd announced it on television or something and I just missed it. How silly of me.

[BPSS]

I'm sure Dixie's gone on twitter to heartily endorse this product

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

Are we associating The Simpsons with TNA since both have stuck around much longer than they should have?

[BPSS]

Are we associating The Simpsons with TNA since both have stuck around much longer than they should have?

No, the last 10 years of The Simpsons are still better than anything TNA's ever done.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

I think we're associating TNA with The Simpsons because we're TSM and it's kinda second nature to associate anything with The Simpsons if it means we get to make Simpsons references.

[BPSS]

I think we're associating TNA with The Simpsons because we're TSM and it's kinda second nature to associate anything with The Simpsons if it means we get to make Simpsons references.

Point of Contention #1-We don't need to associate anything with the Simpsons to make Simpsons references.

Point of Contention #2- It's The Real TSM.

["Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel)]

TNA should be exclusive for Family Guy references.

HEY DIXIE DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A DRAW IN 1988?

[wnyxmcneal]

You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.

You were trolling, though. I was expressing my displeasure at a word

[BPSS]

TNA should be exclusive for Family Guy references.

HEY DIXIE DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A DRAW IN 1988?

Oh come on Matt.com, even TNA doesn't deserve that.

[BPSS]

You accused me of trolling when I made a sarcastic remark in bps21's thread the other day. Which is odd, considering you're the same guy who followed everyone around this board saying 'no' every time someone would 'heh'.

You were trolling, though. I was expressing my displeasure at a word

And I thought you were trolling. Differing Opinions!

[wnyxmcneal]

Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune

[BPSS]

Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune

I sure hope not if it means continuing the angle.

[Rock Star From Mars]

Supposedly people in TNA have figured they're not working, hence them not being as focal a point of the show as they were, so I'm guesing this might be when they finish the ECW angle.

How about turning Fortune face and having them go against "They"? C'mon, how can people not cheer for a drunk Ric Flair cutting promos and hitting on Dixie?

 

[Herb]

Taker v. Kane did suck though.

Are the ECW guys going to win on Sunday? Based on what I've read in the WON, it seems like they have lost every match and confrontation with Fortune

Dreamer/Rhino beat Beer Money in that lumberjack tag match but that was about it. The angle does need to end though.

[BPSS]

Fortune are heels? Because they're the best guys in the company and I agree with everything they've done.

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

The Fortune face turn began with Icing Ric Flair.

I will not completely shit on TNA like I usually do if they give me this awesome group as faces with more coked out Ric Flair promos like the last one on Reaction.;

[Rock Star From Mars]

If "They" really is Bischoff, Jarrett, Hogan..etc, they might have to turn Fortune face. Who better to defend Dixie and TNA than a bunch of homegrown stars? Also, Flair wants to bang Dixie, so that's his motive for helping her 

They DO seem to be coming off less heelish lately, so maybe that's an indication. 

[AlaskanHero]

To answer why RVD gave up the title even though he's back before the new champion is crowned, it's because he wouldn't have been able to defend it within 30 days. He's supposed to get first shot at whoever's the champ after BFG. Makes sense since they want RVD vs. Abyss, but it's kinda nonsensical in regards to the world championship.

Also, count in on hoping for crazy Ric Flair cutting coked out face promos.

[The ghost of bps21]

Yeah the stupid part is that he'll actually be having a match before someone wins the title he vacated...but within the fake rules of wrestling...he couldn't defend the belt within the 30 days so he should be stripped no matter when they get a new champion.

[geniusMoment]

If this PPV ends with Hogan, Nash, Hall and Bischoff in mid-ring laughing at all the marks for believing anything they said, and with Dixie having signed over the company to Bischoff, then TNA is truly the greatest company (wrestling or otherwise) in the world.  Just the fact that TNA is stupid enough to have me even have a slight notion that a new NWO could end the ppv says it all.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

There's no way, absolutely no way whatsoever that the PPV's going to end with Hogan, Nash, Hall and Bischoff in the ring.

Because Jarrett's gonna be there.

[Venkman]

So is Jericho.

[BPSS]

Also, The Rock

[BPSS]

The game is to list totally improbable appearances, right?

[Venkman]

THEY, or people they won't be. I don't know.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

I'm dead serious about Jarrett.

Him and Hulk are going to do the GOAstruts over the bodies of the TNA roster.

[Rock Star From Mars]

["Dot Com" Matt Postin (heel)]

Call up Vegas, boys. I'm making my predictions.

Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title) - I think Angle wins every match where he puts the retirement stip on his own head for no reason. Plus, he just won $100,000, and Hogan and Dixie and Bischoff probably think that having money means you're the greatest or something. Check out the audio commentary on Simpsons episode 4F12 Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie for more information on this theory.

RVD vs. Abyss and the lame angle which is sure to follow - Since RVD is the defacto number one contender and Abyss is a monster, and especially since this is designed to blow off several angles, it will end in a no contest.

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown) - Fortune has to win, right? Is Brian Kendrick even still in this match?

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles) - A TNA super babyface push for TNA homegrown talent only lasts a month or two, plus GenMe works cheap.

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref) -whichever one Mickie accidentally said was champion on Reaction.

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J -Nash's last match. Whoever wins, we lose.

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal - whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title) - Jay Lethal wins on PPV and gets booked like a jobber on TV for the next month.

THEY - I don't know. I kinda lost interest a few minutes ago. Probably the dumb thing with Bischoff taking over.

[Rock Star From Mars]

Gen Me can't afford less dorky ring gear.

"THEY!!" have been built up pretty well and have likely got people interested. And when Bischoff, assuming it's him, reveals himself, he simply has to pull back his big,black hood and yell "IT WAS ME DIXIE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG DIXIE!!" before falling into a fit of mad laughter while an outraged Tazz screams "Son of a bitch!"

I've decided that this should be how every major heel reveal in wrestling is done.

[I Know You Like Sugar]

Angle vs. Hardy vs. Anderson (TNA Title)- Anything else will be met with gigantic fuck-offs. Seriously, it doesn't matter who the champion is, but it shouldn't be Hardy and it shouldn't be Anderson. Plus if Angle loses, he "has to quit"/they have to come up with a twist in the storyline and that isn't going to happen/would suck.

RVD vs. Abyss- He has to. But who knows what this angle's going to entail. They'll have a hardcore match. Some people who loved Flair and Foley will hate this because it has Abyss in it, even though it'll be the same hardcore shit.

Fortune vs EV2.0 (Lethal Lockdown)- Dreamer the company man takes the fall. It'll be a bit of a cluster. AJ will doing something incredibly fucking dumb on the roof.

MCMG vs. GenMe, hopefully with less dorky ring gear (TNA Tag Titles)- Too early to take them off the Guns.

Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky vs. Tara (Knockouts title, Piggie James as special guest ref)- Call it a hunch.

Sting, KEVIN NASH, and Pope vs. Samoa Joe and Double J- NO CONTEST

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal- I don't hate any of these men as much as the rest of you seem to. Young will be goofy, we get to hear OJ's theme music, what more could you want?

Douglas Williams, Esq. vs. Jay Lethal ( X Title)- Come on now, I don't think Douglas Williams would win the X-Division Title in a match with no build up or TV announcement. That's a prestigious belt you know.

[Rock Star From Mars]

What about Angle or Anderson winning and teaming with They?

Hardy won't turn heel, so it's one of those two if they do it.

[BPSS]

RVD vs. Abyss- He has to. But who knows what this angle's going to entail. They'll have a hardcore match. Some people who loved Flair and Foley will hate this because it has Abyss in it, even though it'll be the same hardcore shit.

Luckily, I didn't like Flair-Foley, so I can hate on this with a clean conscience.

Eric Young and Orlando Jordan vs. Stupid Brickface Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal- I don't hate any of these men as much as the rest of you seem to. Young will be goofy, we get to hear OJ's theme music, what more could you want?

A mountain of bricks falls on Shannon Moore, who is never seen again.

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

You know the PPV is gonna end with Hogan wheelchair bound claiming that he wasn't involved with Bischoff schenagains. Then Nash will throw him off the stage, light a cigar with Bischoff in the ring, and it will cut to Hogan being helped by... GASP... FORTUNE! Then Sting gonna drop from da ceiling with a, "WHY BIG KEV, WHY??!!" then he gonna wind up the bat to take off his head... but the bat is grabbed by BIG FUCKING PUMP STEINER RECLINER OH YEAH. Ric Flair gonna get on Mic coked up as shit and Fortune officailyy become faces and they get ready to storm the ring... but Joe and Jarrett come down with weapons and beat them down... It's a fuck quadruple cross! Kurt Angle is gonna stroll down next with a chair and clear the ring... but then the fucking MIC DROPS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD and he's knocked out while we get a quick camera cut to Anderson around a bunch of buttons.

Tommy Dreamer will hobble down and help FORTUNE regroup as THEY is even more terrifying than imagined... HE'll CRY and RALLY... but then out comes SID! and Chokeslams for everyone not apart of THEY. TEAM 3D comes out to announce their big deal and it's that THEY ARE APART OF THEY.

Show ends with THEY which = Bischoff, Nash, Steiner, Jarrett, Joe, Anderson, Sid, and TEAM 3D as the new owners of TNA.

[BPSS]

I can't hate on anything involving Sid, no matter how bad it is objectively speaking.

[Cool, Bad, & Handsome]

What I like about my main event angle is even though THE ABYSS has been building up THEY forever... he's nowhere to be seen during it? WHERE IS THE MAN WHO KNEW IT ALL? TUNE ON IMPACT TO FIND OUT!