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« on: April 20, 2009, 04:59:16 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 05:15:08 AM »
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Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of foods—hedonistic, superficial, and willfully ignorant. Arterial self-destruction wrapped around a shrill, desperate vacuum. Bacon is your pair of yellow H2s slouching beside your 7,000 sq ft McMansion, all of it mere minutes from being repossessed by the bank.

Cilantro is Natalie Portman, Lily Allen, and Zooey Deschanel all rolled into one: responsible yet stylish, challenging and charming, intelligent without being pedantic. Recession-friendly in every way. Cilantro will make your modest meal a sensation before it goes out into the cooling dusk and mends your dilapidated gate with bailing wire and elbow grease.


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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 05:21:35 AM »
That's a lot of words I would not use to describe Lily Allen.

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 05:39:09 AM »
"[H]edonistic, superficial and willfully ignorant" fit fairly well, though.

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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 08:59:24 AM »
I'm slightly more interested in the (NSFW) tumblr page linked from Fuck Yeah Cilantro's sidebar.

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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 10:34:54 AM »
Since Byron linked me to Boner Party last night, I've been exploring the world of Tumblr like I've discovered a new continent.

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 10:43:42 AM »
The fuck is Tumblr?  I just learned what Twitter was.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 11:15:35 AM »
I call shenanigans on a site called "Boner Party" that features Maggie Gyllenhaal on the front page.

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 11:31:25 AM »
Maybe it's a Dark Knight appreciation subsite?
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 01:54:31 PM »
Been a year since I've had beef jerky. I missed it so.

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2009, 07:05:12 AM »
Trader Joe's is my new god.
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2009, 03:56:45 AM »

Yeah, those are donuts from Portland institution Voodoo Doughnut. I guess this is what they do on a slow night.

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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2009, 06:42:42 AM »
I've got to make it up there. That shit's so awesome.

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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 09:17:24 AM »
Also, because I hadn't posted other Voodoo Doughnut awesomeness yet on this board, here's a sampling of their other options:

BACON MAPLE BAR. Anthony Bourdain's apparently favorite thing about Portland, from the No Reservations episode.

Captain Crunch donut. They also do Fruit Loops and other sorts of sugary Sunday cereals on donuts, including this one:

Which has chocolate rice krispies and peanut butter on top (it's called the Old Dirty Bastard).

Why, a couple of their donuts even appeal to TSM posters! Here's one for EHME:

and one for Byron:

That's the "dirty snowball" (actually a chocolate cake doughnut covered with pink marshmallow glaze and "surprise filling")

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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 06:24:37 AM »
What the fuck, they hold weddings at Voodoo Doughnut? That's a whole bunch of fail for one day.

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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2009, 06:37:04 AM »
On my way home from Greenwood just now, I stopped at Huck's on US 67 in Fortville, and they had IBC Root Beer from the fountain.  Excellent.  They also had maybe the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen at a gas station.
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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 12:23:21 AM »
I shit there once! You're absolutely right. Good management.

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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 06:35:23 AM »
This video has changed my life forever.

The easy way to peel a banana.

I just did this right now. It was awesome.

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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 08:51:28 AM »
I am astonished that people wouldn't know to do that

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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 09:47:42 AM »
I only wish I had seen that before my banana.

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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »
This made me laugh:

On May 21, 2009 Judge Morrison England, Jr. of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that after four years of purchasing the product she had only recently discovered to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls. The judge commented "In this case,... it is simply impossible for Plaintiff to file an amended complaint stating a claim based upon these facts. The survival of the instant claim would require this Court to ignore all concepts of personal responsibility and common sense. The Court has no intention of allowing that to happen."

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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2009, 05:04:09 PM »
I went to a place called King Gyro's the other day, and got a Pizza Puff, which is basically a deep-fried Hot Pocket.  It was pretty awesome.
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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2009, 01:28:05 AM »
Were you up here? Three of those in Ft. Wayne. The grilled chicken is first-class. The actual Gyros...second class.

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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 04:17:05 PM »
We have two of them in Anderson.
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« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 12:34:20 AM »
Didn't know that! I went down to Mounds a few weekends ago. Don't you guys have a place with a peanut butter burger? Or did I dream that?

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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 07:04:21 AM »
Who knew that pita bread did well as a pizza dough substitute in a pinch? Flatbread topped with bruscetta mix, mozz and pepperoni....yum.

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« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2009, 08:38:13 AM »
Didn't know that! I went down to Mounds a few weekends ago. Don't you guys have a place with a peanut BUTTer burger? Or did I dream that?

Yes, it's called Madewell's.  It's an ice cream shop on Columbus Ave.

One of the Gyros is right down the road from Mounds, just go a couple more lights.  It's next to Taco Bell.
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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2009, 03:19:01 AM »
The New Soda Machine

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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 05:11:33 AM »
So many flavors... Orange Diet Coke?  I need to check out my local Jack in the Box restaurants.

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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2009, 01:04:52 PM »
So, I went to the state fair tonight.  As I was leaving, I stopped to get a refill in my souvenir cup.  So the girl takes it, and proceeds to scoop my used cup into the ice.  I told her "you know what, I changed my mind" and took my cup back and left.  So, from now on, it'll be the $2 pop machines at the state fair.
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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2009, 11:55:18 PM »
It's the fuckin' state fair. You (probably) just finished a breaded tenderloin the size of a tractor tire, and you're worried about some dirty ice?

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« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2009, 01:00:05 AM »
One of my resolutions for the new academic year was to start helping my wife with cooking.  Since she's working this week and I'm not, I've made dinner.  So far I've made a mango & avocado salad and black refried bean burritos.  I'm gonna make a stir fry tonight with tempeh.
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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2009, 06:04:18 AM »
Alfdogg, you also (probably) inhaled obscenely high quantities of airborne fecal matter as you snarfed down your carny food. Can't worry about the ice.

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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2009, 07:01:21 AM »
One of my resolutions for the new academic year was to start helping my wife with cooking.  Since she's working this week and I'm not, I've made dinner.  So far I've made a mango & avocado salad and black refried bean burritos.  I'm gonna make a stir fry tonight with tempeh.
I find it amusing that you don't cook much and seem to have made the impression in the past that it's a woman's job in a sense, at home. My girlfriend can't cook to save her life (unless it's quesadillas and sandwiches) so I kind of have to take care of that duty, not like I'd like to give it up anyways.

But anyways, why the tempeh and how did that turn out?

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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2009, 07:15:55 AM »
Unless I saw the carny peeing on the ice, I wouldn't really care.

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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2009, 07:47:05 AM »
One of my resolutions for the new academic year was to start helping my wife with cooking.  Since she's working this week and I'm not, I've made dinner.  So far I've made a mango & avocado salad and black refried bean burritos.  I'm gonna make a stir fry tonight with tempeh.
I find it amusing that you don't cook much and seem to have made the impression in the past that it's a woman's job in a sense, at home. My girlfriend can't cook to save her life (unless it's quesadillas and sandwiches) so I kind of have to take care of that duty, not like I'd like to give it up anyways.

But anyways, why the tempeh and how did that turn out?

I was just joking on that "womens oughta be in the kitchen barefoot 'n pregnit" thing.  My wife just likes to cook, and is good at it, so, prior to now, we split the work--she cooked and I cleaned up.  I was also kind of intimidated by her skill so I hesitated in attempting to share in the cooking duties.  But I've decided to try.

WRT the tempeh--we just like it.  I'll let you know how it was.
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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2009, 07:52:16 AM »
Even during my time as a pescatarian, I never really tried cooking with tempeh, so I've been interested in trying it just for the hell of it myself.

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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2009, 10:57:34 PM »
Turned out good, wife wanted to take leftovers to work for lunch today.

Marinated the tempeh in soy sauce, vinegar, with some diced garlic.

Cooked the tempeh in wok and then removed, then cooked some cabbage, a purple pepper, and a green pepper.  Added some basil and cilantro.  Then re-added tempeh.  Stirred in some of this.



Added some chopped green onions and cashews and served over brown rice.
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« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2009, 05:30:46 PM »
So, I went to the state fair tonight.  As I was leaving, I stopped to get a refill in my souvenir cup.  So the girl takes it, and proceeds to scoop my used cup into the ice.  I told her "you know what, I changed my mind" and took my cup back and left.  So, from now on, it'll be the $2 pop machines at the state fair.

Did you get a lemon shake up?   I can't wait to go to get one.

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« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2009, 02:00:45 AM »
Let's have a TSMeet at the indiana state fair. We can have lemon shakeups and breaded tenderloins, then go cornhole a vagrant.

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« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2009, 04:16:04 AM »
I might have to get in on that. Lemon shakeups are good and all too, but it's hard to say no to cornholing a vagrant.

I was craving donuts this morning, which is bad, because once you have it in your mind that you're going to consume donuts, nothing is going to stop you other than not being physically able to procure them. So I went to the gas station, where the sign said "donuts 99 cents, or 89 cents for two or more." I got three, and was charged 89 cents, with no sales tax or donut tax or other such surcharge. Shouldn't I have paid $2.67 for my trio of donuts? Why would it cost less to buy two donuts than it would to buy one? Are they desperate to clear them out? They were stacked vertically and the cashier may've had extremely poor depth perception and only rang up one, but then that would've been 99 cents. Did I commit a crime?

The donuts were awful, by the way./

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« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2009, 04:19:03 AM »
Well, most gas station food is. Obvious exception being small country stores and even then it's an iffy proposition.

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« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2009, 01:10:37 PM »
I might have to get in on that. Lemon shakeups are good and all too, but it's hard to say no to cornholing a vagrant.

I was craving donuts this morning, which is bad, because once you have it in your mind that you're going to consume donuts, nothing is going to stop you other than not being physically able to procure them. So I went to the gas station, where the sign said "donuts 99 cents, or 89 cents for two or more." I got three, and was charged 89 cents, with no sales tax or donut tax or other such surcharge. Shouldn't I have paid $2.67 for my trio of donuts? Why would it cost less to buy two donuts than it would to buy one? Are they desperate to clear them out? They were stacked vertically and the cashier may've had extremely poor depth perception and only rang up one, but then that would've been 99 cents. Did I commit a crime?

The donuts were awful, by the way./

I made a late night Hardee's stop last night and had to tell the drive-thru crew that I hadn't paid after receiving my food and a cheerful goodbye, so to answer your question, you're the worst person in the world!1!!

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« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2009, 06:25:56 PM »
Alfdogg, you also (probably) inhaled obscenely high quantities of airborne fecal matter as you snarfed down your carny food. Can't worry about the ice.

Alfdogg lives in Mexico City?

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« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2009, 06:27:08 PM »
I don't want any of you bozos calling me racist for that joke.  Fecal snow is a real thing.

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« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2009, 08:40:35 PM »
Let's have a TSMeet at the indiana state fair. We can have lemon shakeups and breaded tenderloins, then go cornhole a vagrant.

haha.  Sounds good.

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« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2009, 08:44:33 PM »
I ate something called "Jalapeno Cornbread" while out and about in the US last week. Good stuff there.

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« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2009, 07:00:20 AM »
Attempting chiles rellenos today...
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« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2009, 09:23:31 AM »
Good luck with those! I'm 1/2 on them. Did them perfectly one time, the other I ended up with exploding chiles.

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« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2009, 12:19:32 PM »
Turned out good, although not as heavily breaded as ones I've had at restaurants.  I don't have a mixer, so I couldn't get the egg whites all fluffy for the batter.  Stuffed peppers with chipotle cheddar cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, a refried black bean/sour cream mixture, and rice.  Salsa and hot sauce on top.
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