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« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2011, 07:35:43 AM »
I never take them and I do just fine

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« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2011, 10:46:19 PM »
Maxwell House? Blech. Just take no-doz if you really need caffeine that bad.

I take multivitamins, but I always forget to take them every day. Despite being a night owl, I'm really hell bent every day on eating breakfast first thing, even if I wake up at 2pm or whatever or if it makes me a bit late to work.

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« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2011, 01:29:21 AM »
Maxwell House? Blech. Just take no-doz if you really need caffeine that bad.

I need the ritual of drinking coffee but am too poor to afford good stuff at the moment.

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« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2011, 01:32:52 AM »
Gotta get that Chock Full o' Nuts.

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« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2011, 03:03:35 AM »

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« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2011, 03:54:43 AM »
Maxwell House? Blech. Just take no-doz if you really need caffeine that bad.

I need the ritual of drinking coffee but am too poor to afford good stuff at the moment.

NAH I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE ACCESS TO SO MUCH EASY CREDIT THAT WHY SHOULD I BE DRINKING CHEAP VODKA. STUDENT LOANS + FOUR CREDIT CARDS FOR THE FUCKING WIN. I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING FROM RECENT ECONOMIC EVENTS.

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« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2011, 04:09:44 AM »
Yeah, I take 'em, even though they're largely unnecessary if you keep a "well nutritioned" diet.

This is correct

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« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2011, 04:21:05 AM »
Unless you have a strict diet there is no need to take any suppliments.

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« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2011, 05:12:24 AM »
Unless you have a strict diet there is no need to take any suppliments.

Maybe but I think supplements are definitely necessary.

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« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2011, 06:46:19 AM »
Unless you are some sort of roid junkie, your daily diet exceeds in your intake of vitamins and minerals in your system.

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« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2011, 09:39:35 PM »


Mayo, tomato and 1.5 lbs of bacon....yes he ate the whole thing...

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« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2011, 11:34:36 PM »
I had KFC chicken & gravy for breakfast.

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« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2011, 04:10:07 AM »
Unless you are some sort of roid junkie, your daily diet exceeds in your intake of vitamins and minerals in your system.

Listen, man. I've seen your picture, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't jump at the chance to follow your nutritional advice.

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« Reply #63 on: July 11, 2011, 04:11:08 AM »

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« Reply #64 on: July 11, 2011, 09:21:20 AM »


Mayo, tomato and 1.5 lbs of bacon....yes he ate the whole thing...

I could eat a pound and a half of bacon without flinching

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« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2011, 02:47:06 PM »


Mayo, tomato and 1.5 lbs of bacon....yes he ate the whole thing...

I could eat a pound and a half of bacon without flinching

Grandpa Saints_Fan_H is dead in part due to the following routine meal: Pound of bacon, loaf of bread soaked in bacon grease. (Coroner's report says "heart attack" )

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« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
Oh, my grandpa ate the same shit and died the same way, but he was almost 90. Good run.

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« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2011, 03:42:37 AM »
Just crumbled up a whole sleeve of Oreos and poured milk all over them. Best cereal in the world.

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« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2011, 04:32:30 AM »
They have that cereal, man.

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« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2011, 04:37:56 AM »
Is it DOUBLE STUFFED?

Didn't think so.

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« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2011, 04:52:27 AM »
Oh, America.

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« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2011, 06:25:26 AM »
just took a dump that tore the left side of my anus :'( ... cleaned myself up the best I could and then put hydrogen peroxide on it... OOOOWWWWWW

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« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2011, 06:32:31 AM »
just took a dump that tore the left side of my anus :'( ... cleaned myself up the best I could and then put hydrogen peroxide on it... OOOOWWWWWW


Wait, you bleached your asshole?

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« Reply #73 on: July 12, 2011, 06:37:33 AM »
Call that nurse and read her your posts verbatim.

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« Reply #74 on: July 12, 2011, 06:38:21 AM »
A not uncommon practice among the Hollywood and Pornography Industry elite.

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« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2011, 08:26:59 AM »
just took a dump that tore the left side of my anus :'( ... cleaned myself up the best I could and then put hydrogen peroxide on it... OOOOWWWWWW


bwhahahahahahaa


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damn i thought you guys were good little cucks who would shit themselfs so a POC could peacefully protest

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« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2011, 08:31:45 AM »
it wasn't that funny

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« Reply #77 on: July 12, 2011, 09:22:25 AM »
your entire digestive system is going to be rotted out by the time you're like 35.

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« Reply #78 on: July 12, 2011, 09:26:37 AM »
it wasn't that funny

It really was. You gotta put it into the proper context. Like reading the first post, then reading that post and then looking at your av and sig. And looking at my av after that.


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damn i thought you guys were good little cucks who would shit themselfs so a POC could peacefully protest

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« Reply #79 on: July 12, 2011, 09:37:13 AM »
your entire digestive system is going to be rotted out by the time you're like 35.

It's not even the food that's fucking it up. I should of never gotten hooked on pain pills.

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« Reply #80 on: July 12, 2011, 10:03:55 AM »
I eat a shitload of narcs and still shit magnificently..85% of the time. All things considered, I'll take that as my career free throw percentage

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« Reply #81 on: July 12, 2011, 10:16:37 AM »
I find the eHealth forum helpful on these matters, KOAB.

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« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2011, 10:21:30 AM »


no way these are doctors you're trying to bamboozle me.

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« Reply #83 on: July 13, 2011, 02:42:23 AM »
You just know he's hitting that.

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« Reply #84 on: July 14, 2011, 01:30:45 PM »
your entire digestive system is going to be rotted out by the time you're like 35.

It's not even the food that's fucking it up. I should of never gotten hooked on pain pills.
My roomate has been hooked on Oxycontin and now Opana for like 4 years. But he shits like once a day. Odd.

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« Reply #85 on: October 05, 2012, 07:01:07 AM »
half pound of crab dip on stoned wheat crackers & three shots of kettle one.

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« Reply #86 on: October 05, 2012, 08:32:34 AM »
That's a good Romney breakfast.

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« Reply #87 on: October 05, 2012, 08:39:17 AM »
half pound of crab dip on stoned wheat crackers & three shots of kettle one.

Was the crab dip from Costco?

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« Reply #88 on: October 05, 2012, 09:18:07 AM »
First time I read it I thought it just said "half pound of crab" and I was damn, KOAB got that paper coming in like whoa.

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« Reply #89 on: October 05, 2012, 09:24:39 AM »
nah I made the crab dip myself last night it was supposed to be for football sunday but I woke up hungover and didn't feel like making no pancakes and sausage.

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« Reply #90 on: October 09, 2012, 02:10:47 PM »
Just eat this:


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« Reply #91 on: October 09, 2012, 03:50:01 PM »
get that pussy shit out of here bro. this is a thread for the real men who eat championship level breakfasts not no waif homo vanilla oats and shit. these breakfasts here are for the men that let their nuts swang not this tuck the dick special gay almond shit. come back here once you start eating like a real man.

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« Reply #92 on: October 09, 2012, 04:30:11 PM »




The Rock is disgusted with your breakfast

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« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2012, 02:12:05 AM »
Today for breakfast I ate a banana and an orange.

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« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2012, 03:11:56 AM »
get that pussy shit out of here bro. this is a thread for the real men who eat championship level breakfasts not no waif homo vanilla oats and shit. these breakfasts here are for the men that let their nuts swang not this tuck the dick special gay almond shit. come back here once you start eating like a real man.

nah bro

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« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2012, 06:34:18 AM »
1/2 pound of oatmeal and a small plate full of turkey bacon

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« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2012, 07:54:33 AM »
1/2 pound of Frosted Flakes and a big plate full of fatty bacon

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« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2012, 08:07:56 AM »
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« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2012, 08:13:05 AM »
Special K is my go-to cereal. Vanilla Almond and Cinnamon Pecan are my favorites. I am also not a fat tub of shit.

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« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2012, 08:16:42 AM »
I mess with Special K sometimes, but the Protein Plus variety is ass cheeks.