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« on: April 20, 2009, 04:38:16 PM »

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Pampero Firpo "The Wild Bull of the Pampa's"

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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 04:49:49 PM »
Pampero Firpo was one of my dad's favorites.  True story.

Another guy he liked was Argentina Rocca.  I always thought that was a ridiculous name, and I assume it was kayfabe.

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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 05:41:35 PM »
"Brock Lesnar".  I mean, c'mon, BROCK.  A guy with a name like that had no choice but to go into pro rassling. 

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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 06:33:44 PM »
Mike Awesome.

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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 06:56:08 PM »
Monty Kip Sopp

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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 11:47:13 PM »
Barbie Blanks.

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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 11:47:26 PM »
Another guy he liked was Argentina Rocca.  I always thought that was a ridiculous name, and I assume it was kayfabe.

Antonino "Argentine" Rocca

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 12:14:56 AM »
Global once had a jobber named Bubba Fangman.

I also liked Jose Luis Rivera only for Finkel's pronounciation of it.

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 02:24:02 AM »
Awesome Kong

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 02:29:32 AM »
Villano IV

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 02:31:58 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 02:35:54 AM »
Amazing Kong just sounds a little Side-Showy.

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 02:43:53 AM »
Changus McSqeek - apparently an early Bobo Brazil ring name

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 02:49:58 AM »
Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Eugene, The Rock

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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 03:43:27 AM »
Eugene?

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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 04:01:14 AM »
I was always a sucker for the name Skull Von Krus(h)

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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 04:13:45 AM »
Eugene's the greatest name they could have come up with for a retard.

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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 04:15:19 AM »
I always liked Justin Credible.

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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 04:21:17 AM »
Sign me up for Ricky Steamboat's real name, Rick Blood.

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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 04:52:46 AM »
Dolph Ziggler

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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 05:09:09 AM »
Eugene's the greatest name they could have come up with for a retard.

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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 05:27:25 AM »
Chilly McFreeze
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 06:38:13 AM »
Sign me up for Ricky Steamboat's real name, Rick Blood.
  This just might be the best one.
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 07:05:25 AM »
I always liked Justin Credible.

Kurt Angle's amazed promo over the name was choice.

"Reno Riggins" is such an awesome jobber name.

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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 01:33:53 PM »
I also liked Jose Luis Rivera only for Finkel's pronounciation of it.

Couldn't agree more.  Followed by that half-ass wrist flip Rivera would do and you knew there'd be some quality squashin' goin' on at MSG.
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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2009, 02:34:30 PM »
Awesome Kong

So nice, it's been used twice.


Also, Michael Sean Hickenbottom.

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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2009, 03:27:00 PM »
The two times "The" has been used in front of a name has been awesome . . . The Austin Starr and The Brian Kendrick
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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »
CM Punk's real name is Phil Brooks. I was actually surprised when I found out.

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« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2009, 03:47:59 PM »
CM Punk's real name is Phil Brooks. I was actually surprised when I found out.

I found this out just a couple of months ago. I was surprised too.

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« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2009, 02:23:05 PM »
CM Punk's real name is Phil Brooks. I was actually surprised when I found out.

I found this out just a couple of months ago. I was surprised too.

I don't get it. What's so surprising about it?

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« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2009, 02:27:33 PM »
I figured it'd be something to which the initials were CM or somesuch thing.

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« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2009, 02:29:19 PM »
Doesn't CM stand for Chick Magnet?

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« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2009, 02:33:36 PM »
I figured it'd be something to which the initials were CM or somesuch thing.

PB Punk!

...

Well, that's just sounds stupid.

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« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2009, 02:37:22 PM »
The CM is a mystery. Punk has said it stands for Chick Magnet. But he also said it was Cookie Monster.

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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2009, 03:53:21 PM »
Charles Montgomery as well.

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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2009, 04:05:42 PM »
"Brock Lesnar".  I mean, c'mon, BROCK.  A guy with a name like that had no choice but to go into pro rassling. 

An MMA teammate of his is named Brock Larson, which is somehow an even harder name.

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« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2009, 08:37:10 PM »
The CM is a mystery. Punk has said it stands for Chick Magnet. But he also said it was Cookie Monster.

I think I remember seeing somewhere now he is saying it is for "Chicago Made" and for some reason I got the feeling he would be sticking with that answer and wasn't going to joke around with stuff like "Cookie Monster" anymore.... which really makes me want to see a hybrid of Punk and Cookie Monster.  My addiction is wrestling... and chocolate chips.
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« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2009, 10:45:43 PM »
I'm also a fan of the name Justin Credible. And Rick Rude.

There is a football player in the lower divisions called Danny Invincible. I always thought he should be a wrestler.

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« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2009, 08:51:13 AM »
"Brock Lesnar".  I mean, c'mon, BROCK.  A guy with a name like that had no choice but to go into pro rassling. 

An MMA teammate of his is named Brock Larson, which is somehow an even harder name.

The thought of Brock Lesnar recruiting Brock Larson makes me hope that Bork Laser really is out there somewhere. As for other cool names, nothing says coooool like Dwayne "DJ" Johnson. I certainly didn't die inside that night I heard him say "Hey guys! DJ here!"

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« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2009, 02:33:40 AM »
New winner, Leslie But_terscotch, ROH jobber.

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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2009, 06:58:13 AM »
That's an awkward name. How do you pronounce it? I'd just say Butterscotch. Yes, butt.

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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2009, 07:05:19 AM »
I tried to beat the word-filter and just ended up ruining the awesomeness of Leslie Butterscotch. I've failed.

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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2009, 01:18:19 PM »
Might as well toss in some awesome kayfabe hometowns:

"From anywhere he darn well pleases!"

"From WCW Special Forces!"

"From the outer reaches of your mind"

"From the other side of darkness!"


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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2009, 02:05:46 PM »
Stone Mountain, Georgia always sounded awesome to me as a kid. More awesome than it really is, I suspect.

I also like the idea that Vader literally lived on top of The Rocky Mountains.

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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2009, 02:13:04 PM »
Stone Mountain, Georgia always sounded awesome to me as a kid. More awesome than it really is, I suspect.

Interesting bit of Stone Mountain history: The modern version of the Ku Klux Klan was formed there in 1915.

That should help you picture what kind of place Stone Mountain, GA is.

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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2009, 02:15:25 PM »
Well, this just adds to Venk's closet rascism.

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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2009, 03:42:50 PM »
I'll second Vader's "from the Rocky Mountains" hometown.

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« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2009, 03:44:45 PM »
Hack Myers was from "the last house on the left".

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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2009, 06:05:38 PM »
I always appreciated "The Bottomless Pit".  Always thought it might be the suburbs of Parts Unknown.