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Matt Hardy sent home from the hot dog and hamburger buffet
« Reply #750 on: September 22, 2011, 11:19:03 AM »
...those things are fucking delicious...

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« Reply #751 on: October 04, 2011, 02:51:10 AM »
Jeff Hardy reported for his 10 day sentence.  You'd think that being jailed would move him to the bottom of the Omega 2011 list...but his friends are such goofs.

1.  Jeff Hardy - Off the streets
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« Reply #752 on: October 06, 2011, 07:05:42 AM »
MATT HARDY DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE ABOUT GOING TO REHAB
By Dave Scherer on 2011-09-30 01:40:52
The Pilot in North Carolina ran a story detailing Matt Hardy's legal situation, stating that Hardy was only released from jail after his September 14 arrest with a "promise to appear" because magistrate Charlie Smoak also ordered that Hardy would only be released if he underwent treatment for substance abuse. Of course, Hardy did a video after the arrest stating he was going into WWE sponsored rehab. As it turns out, he had no choice. If he hadn't agreed to do so, he would have been place in a detention center under a $1 million bond.

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« Reply #753 on: October 06, 2011, 04:22:24 PM »
Still good enough for second. 

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« Reply #754 on: October 10, 2011, 03:05:04 AM »

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« Reply #755 on: October 10, 2011, 03:40:33 AM »
I might submit a video if it's not too late.

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« Reply #756 on: November 15, 2011, 05:29:20 PM »

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« Reply #757 on: November 15, 2011, 07:04:27 PM »
Whut n da hayell?

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« Reply #758 on: November 15, 2011, 09:43:23 PM »
Nice Post/AV Guntbutter!

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« Reply #759 on: November 16, 2011, 01:10:56 AM »
AHHHHHHHH

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« Reply #760 on: November 16, 2011, 03:18:21 AM »

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« Reply #761 on: November 16, 2011, 03:23:57 AM »


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« Reply #764 on: November 18, 2011, 06:08:43 PM »

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« Reply #765 on: November 18, 2011, 06:18:26 PM »
Maybe he learned Origami.



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« Reply #767 on: November 18, 2011, 07:55:43 PM »
Wonder if he'll match Scott Hall's number of stints in rehab.

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« Reply #768 on: November 19, 2011, 01:07:25 AM »
Whew, I was worried this was going to have a happy ending.

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« Reply #769 on: November 19, 2011, 01:12:43 AM »
Whew, I was worried this was going to have a happy ending.

Of course it has a happy ending:


Quote from: TMZ
Back in September, the Moore County DA said if Hardy didn't comply with the treatment, he would be put in jail on a million dollar bond. We're told Hardy still had about a month to go before he was through.

11:00PM PT  Hardy was arrested as soon as he got off a plane tonight in Moore County, NC. He was booked (above) at 1:30AM ET for violation of a court order.

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« Reply #770 on: November 19, 2011, 01:19:18 AM »
I meant happy for the person who doesn't deserve happiness. My mistake!

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« Reply #771 on: November 19, 2011, 02:37:29 AM »

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« Reply #772 on: November 19, 2011, 02:47:44 AM »


"I'll just tweet a pic of me waiting to talk to my boyfriend who is in jail. I am definitely not as desperate for attention and trashy as you think."

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« Reply #773 on: November 19, 2011, 02:49:06 AM »
20 divas and knockouts?
My god...those Knockouts are really getting desperate to eat. I know just walking near Matt that pounds and pounds of food may fall free and you'll have time before he can waddle himself around to get it, but sleeping with him?

Apparently attractive women are even stupider than I first realized.

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« Reply #774 on: November 19, 2011, 02:51:06 AM »
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Hardy was adamant that he had not been drinking, and claimed the high reading was because he had just used moutwash.

They throw you in jail for nice breath?

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« Reply #775 on: November 19, 2011, 02:58:47 AM »
Apparently you're not allowed to take cell phone pics while visiting an inmate...

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« Reply #776 on: November 19, 2011, 03:03:55 AM »
They throw you in jail for nice breath?


The breath of a CAROLINA MAN should only smell like tobacco.


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« Reply #777 on: November 19, 2011, 03:04:41 AM »
and Volcano Tacos?

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« Reply #778 on: November 19, 2011, 03:06:27 AM »
And 20 Divas/Knockouts pussy

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« Reply #779 on: November 19, 2011, 03:12:31 AM »
Two of those are confirmed to be Lita and Ashley Massaro, who slept with everyone.  He's probably counting the present girl because she worked for that MTV Lucha show and I think had an offer fall through with either WWE or TNA.  I would guess the rest would probably be confusing Divas/Knockouts and the Sara Lee product line.
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« Reply #780 on: November 19, 2011, 03:31:10 AM »
Apparently you're not allowed to take cell phone pics while visiting an inmate...

What'd they do?

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« Reply #781 on: November 19, 2011, 04:02:47 AM »
Might be a stupid question, but if you relapse in rehab - they kick you out????!??!?!   Wouldn't you just start the program over or something?

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« Reply #782 on: November 19, 2011, 05:25:25 AM »
Voluntary rehab, maybe, he was court ordered, which is the lynchpin here.

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« Reply #783 on: November 19, 2011, 09:02:46 AM »
Apparently you're not allowed to take cell phone pics while visiting an inmate...

What'd they do?

I guess she got away with it. I was just saying it because someone elsewhere mentioned it.

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« Reply #784 on: December 10, 2011, 04:28:59 AM »
Lita got arrested for driving without a license.

So fuck your rules man.