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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #100 on: February 06, 2012, 06:52:51 AM »
Anybody remember that AT&T commercial from a few years back with the girl talking about meeting a guy in a bar and giving him her number. Then she goes on about how she was blown away he put her number in his phone and thought right then that it wouldn't work because he was coming on too strong or was moving too fast or something. She was like "Whoa....I just met you and you're already putting me in your phone?" Like what the hell else are you supposed to do? Write the number on a napkin? That's what a cell phone is for you waste of space.

You seem to regard this commercial as a documentary.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #101 on: February 06, 2012, 08:26:05 AM »
Go Daddy commercials. Late night phone sex chat commercials from the past have hotter women now. Just end them or find a new approach.

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« Reply #102 on: February 07, 2012, 03:05:28 AM »
Anybody remember that AT&T commercial from a few years back with the girl talking about meeting a guy in a bar and giving him her number. Then she goes on about how she was blown away he put her number in his phone and thought right then that it wouldn't work because he was coming on too strong or was moving too fast or something. She was like "Whoa....I just met you and you're already putting me in your phone?" Like what the hell else are you supposed to do? Write the number on a napkin? That's what a cell phone is for you waste of space.

You seem to regard this commercial as a documentary.

It's a dumb premise.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #103 on: February 08, 2012, 01:47:32 AM »
Wheeeeeeeeeewheewheewheewheeeeeeeeeeeeewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Besides suffering animals, that pig kills me. You know, Dama's flashback made me think of something neat: how cell phone/provider commercials are probably among the ones who age quickest. I'll bet something from 2002 looks quaint now.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2012, 06:15:07 PM »
The FreeCreditReport.com commercials with the bands.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #105 on: March 17, 2012, 05:06:41 AM »


What am I missing here? File this under commercials I'm puzzled by.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2012, 03:53:22 AM »
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #107 on: April 02, 2012, 02:55:09 AM »


I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #108 on: April 02, 2012, 05:32:52 AM »


I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #109 on: April 02, 2012, 05:41:14 AM »


I just want to punch Adrian Brody hard in the face

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #110 on: April 02, 2012, 01:03:04 PM »
The AT&T 4G ads are getting pretty annoying.  "So 28 seconds ago.".  Fuck you.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2012, 06:57:29 AM »
Pepsi Max. That Pepsi delivery guy is a douchebag and Pepsi Max is over-caffeinated crap.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2012, 04:40:48 PM »
These new Geico ads where the person taste-tests the "Geico" and "Other" drinks are dumb as hell.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2012, 09:58:11 PM »
Those fucking kids "singing" the opening riff of Crazy Train. I want that fucking car to to flip over and kill everyone inside and then I want the ghost of Randy Rhodes to brutally sodomize their ghosts....or something.

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« Reply #114 on: April 15, 2012, 03:36:43 AM »
They play one of those 'so 32 seconds ago' add during Braves radio broadcasts. It's insufferable. I keep waiting for them to add a few lines. 'Did you hear' ''blew through my whole data cap two days into the month? That is so 27 seconds ago'
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2012, 06:37:36 AM »
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I hate this commercial because Leno pulls up to the counter in his car and acts swarmy. The manager acts lost towards the end.
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« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2012, 10:48:43 PM »
Wheeeeeeeeeewheewheewheewheeeeeeeeeeeeewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Besides suffering animals, that pig kills me.

I hated this, but it lessened.* My aunt and uncle LOVE that fucking pig, so the commercial reminds me of them, and that cooled the fire a little.*

*That is, until I heard it as somebody's FUCKING RINGTONE at work a few weeks ago.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #117 on: April 16, 2012, 01:05:17 AM »
I like that Geico commercail. Mainly the first one they had about the little piggy saying wee all the way home. I think if I heard it as a ringtone, though, I might go on a killing spree.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #118 on: April 16, 2012, 10:41:51 AM »
Those fucking kids "singing" the opening riff of Crazy Train. I want that fucking car to to flip over and kill everyone inside and then I want the ghost of Randy Rhodes to brutally sodomize their ghosts....or something.

This is the only commercial I literally have to mute lest I go into a homicidal rage. The other commercials I can endure even as background noise but the above one... ugh.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #119 on: April 16, 2012, 11:47:38 AM »
I couldn't find it on YouTube, but there's this Bayer commercial that really bothers me ever time I see it. Some guy's an airplane grimacing from his headache when the flight attendant brings him a little cup with two Bayer in it. He turns to her and explains, along with miming gestures (I'm guessing because the woman's Asian)  "No, I'm not having a heart attack, I just have a headache." She then reassures him that Bayer also works for headaches. What is that? Who reacts to aspirin like that? Does Bayer think that just because they've told us that taking aspirin during a heart attack can be beneficial, people are so stupid they've forgotten that aspirin, fucking aspirin is a pain reliever?

I just want to yell at the TV every time that commercial comes on.

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« Reply #120 on: April 16, 2012, 12:49:33 PM »
I remember seeing that one a couple times. It was just dumb.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2012, 02:47:55 PM »


I dunno...maybe hate isn't the right word, but this is corny as hell. The worst part is that it almost sucks me in too!

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2012, 08:46:31 AM »


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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2012, 02:59:28 PM »
How about that smartphone commercial with that annoying Asian chick that NBC Sports network rams down our throat?

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« Reply #124 on: April 19, 2012, 04:08:48 AM »
...I wouldn't mind ramming something down her throat. OH!

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2012, 04:17:43 AM »
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« Reply #126 on: April 26, 2012, 03:47:32 AM »


Nothing against the commercial itself, but I swear I see this commercial 3:1 over any other commercial on tv right now



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« Reply #127 on: April 26, 2012, 04:55:58 AM »
Fuck Ford with their stupid "press conference" commercials. 

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« Reply #128 on: April 26, 2012, 08:39:49 PM »
Since many radio stations in the San Diego area are transmitted from across the border, we get a whole bunch of poorly acted English-language PSAs by the Mexican government. This is a pretty recent development, possibly due to the drug war and/or the upcoming election. To their credit, the scripts do appear to have been written and read by competent English speakers.

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« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2012, 06:52:06 AM »


This one has seemingly become unavoidable. During the draft coverage this weekend, I'm pretty sure it was played every break.

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« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2012, 06:53:38 AM »
I didn't mind it at first, and actually thought it was cute. But it played at every commercial break during the Rangers/Caps game yesterday and it became so unwatchable.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #131 on: April 30, 2012, 03:04:33 PM »

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« Reply #132 on: May 02, 2012, 03:08:24 PM »


Commercial only reenforced my belief that Steven Tyler is fucking obnoxious.

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« Reply #133 on: May 10, 2012, 04:42:09 AM »


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« Reply #134 on: May 10, 2012, 04:44:13 AM »


This one has seemingly become unavoidable. During the draft coverage this weekend, I'm pretty sure it was played every break.

So, someone decided that this version wasn't good enough, and that people can't read, so they redubbed the commercial and you can now understand what they are saying.
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« Reply #135 on: June 15, 2012, 04:37:27 PM »


...I want a truck to crash through the window and kill them all

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« Reply #136 on: June 23, 2012, 06:36:20 PM »
Don't know if the hate thread is the right thread but there was either love or hate, no thread of commercials of indifference or surprise but I'm watching after midnight Louie re-runs on FX and they just showed a penis pump commercial.  Definitely a new one.  Still less embarrassing than the non-stop Charlie Sheen Anger Management promos.
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« Reply #138 on: June 24, 2012, 04:08:07 AM »
That 4Genie commercial is deplorable.  I don't get it.  Is the 4Genie just supposed to be "just one of the girls (and an overly black caricature)"? A bad gay stereotype?  What's the audience they're shooting for?

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« Reply #139 on: June 24, 2012, 05:24:07 AM »
That 4Genie commercial is deplorable.  I don't get it.  Is the 4Genie just supposed to be "just one of the girls (and an overly black caricature)"? A bad gay stereotype?  What's the audience they're shooting for?

All I took from it was that once you get a G4 phone you treat your friend like shit.

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« Reply #140 on: July 02, 2012, 08:19:55 AM »


Huh.

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« Reply #141 on: September 23, 2012, 03:16:35 PM »

I see this fucking thing everytime I go to the movies. Who the fuck is going to buy a Kia because of this commercial?
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #142 on: September 23, 2012, 04:47:47 PM »
I see the retailer ads that portray their customers as morons or psychos have begun early with WalMart's layaway ads.

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« Reply #143 on: September 23, 2012, 11:09:43 PM »


This ad is ruining college football broadcasts.

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« Reply #144 on: September 30, 2012, 12:16:39 PM »


ok. I suppose since it's on a bar graph that they themselves created then it has to be the gospel. Very smug and cunty commercial. And the paid actors in the "focus group" are even worse.

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« Reply #145 on: September 30, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
Oh that fucking commercial. It plays ALL the time before videos on Blip.TV. It even tries to get you to click your choice. I click AT&T just to be a dick, fuck you Verizon commercial.
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« Reply #146 on: September 30, 2012, 03:02:10 PM »


Why do these exist?


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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #147 on: October 04, 2012, 04:26:32 PM »
The Google Chrome ad about the dead mother is quite the depressing way to get people to download a free web browser they should already know about (and if they don't. they'll never change - old people stick with IE forever).

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« Reply #148 on: October 07, 2012, 02:56:24 AM »
The NFL Mobile commercials where a pathetic wretch starts watching football and improves their physical appearance as they watch more football until they inexplicably run afoul of a star player in public are gaining in number and pose more of a threat than ever

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« Reply #149 on: October 09, 2012, 02:51:45 AM »


Oh god make it stop
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