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Commercials we hate
« on: January 03, 2012, 04:10:12 AM »


This douchy hipster guys annoys the bejesus out of me. I can't change the channel quick enough



Freecreditreport was bad enough. Now freecreditscore pretty much copies the same idea, with a somehow worse group of assholes.



Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 04:14:29 AM »
The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).

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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 04:17:08 AM »




Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 04:18:33 AM »




Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after

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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 04:20:23 AM »
I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.

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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 04:23:19 AM »
I can't fucking stand Pitbull to begin with. This commercial makes me want to punch my TV.



Good call, not even the worst one though. I can't stand the one where the whole commercial is him just saying "let's have a real good time..." over and over and over again

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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 04:35:30 AM »


And before the Packer fans defend that, I wouldn't care if it was one of my favorite players instead of Rodgers. That commercial blows.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2012, 05:41:56 AM »
I hate the stupid ass 4G commercials.

"Did you hear blah blah blah is retiring?"

"That's so 12 seconds ago."

"Thanks for the gift basket!"

I don't care if your phone is faster, does it make you move at light speed too!? How did you get him a gift basket in 12 seconds?
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 05:42:41 AM »


I feel like the person who made this commercial (for a stupid product) discovered a sound effects machine for the first time.



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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 06:12:52 AM »

I rather enjoyed Axe implying that spraying chocolate on you would make women into flesh raged cannibals that will rip off your limbs and eat them as you die a slow agonizing death from the blood pouring from your open wounds. See Old Spice come up with that shit? No, you just sleep good. Axe promises you women will want to devour you for your sex appeal and power!

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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 06:27:50 AM »


I see these commercials on all the local broadcast stations. I hate them so. Girl's cute though.


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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2012, 07:54:19 AM »
Cowboy hats are fucking stupid if you're trying to say "I'm a good lawyer who will win your case for you" but brilliant if you're trying to say "I'll just shoot the fucking judge until he says you win."

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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2012, 08:29:22 AM »
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2012, 08:33:03 AM »
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

I was thinking the same thing, for both points. But for the Corona one, I actually said something similar to a friend the other day.
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 03:07:52 PM »


The Bernstein kids are horrifying to look at



"And did you know he's blind?"

Um...being that I'm not blind and can see his goofy face. Yes. Yes I did.

Richard and Mark each have a commercial where they verbally jack each other off. Can't find the other one.

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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2012, 12:37:02 AM »
Local commercials are almost supposed to be bad. They get a pass from me.

The one I hate right now is a Corona commercial with the snowboarder.

"You know what my favorite run of the day is?"
"The last one?"

Then she smiles and has a Corona. If your favorite part of snowboarding is to stop snowboarding and start drinking, maybe you should just drink.

Well they're obviously on vacation somewhere at a ski resort. If you wanted to sit on the beach and drink Corona why didn't you take your vacation to a beach?
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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 01:15:51 AM »
Who in their right mind would drink a Corona in the first place

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« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2012, 01:48:26 AM »


Dude, I LOVE this commercial.  God dammit.  Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit.  That karate chick is mad cute.  Gary Floyd knows what's up.

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« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2012, 03:55:22 AM »


Dude, I LOVE this commercial.  God dammit.  Am I a douchebag?

Also, the Karate General commercial is the shit.  That karate chick is mad cute.  Gary Floyd knows what's up.

Ok, it's agreed upon. We all love the Asian girl. But the General commercials are annoying

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« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2012, 04:29:48 AM »
They're worse on the radio.

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« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2012, 06:47:16 AM »
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

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« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2012, 07:00:52 AM »
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.
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« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2012, 07:07:08 AM »
The JG Wentworth one is one that I used to loathe but have since come to love solely because Gwar ended up playing it the last time I saw them.

I absolutely despise every single Progressive Insurance commercial featuring Flo. Her face hurts my eyes, her voice hurts my ears, and the fact that the proliferation of Progressive commercials has exploded in the past year hurts my soul. The only one I can tolerate is the one where she's sleeping and her dreams turn from car insurance to randomness, and that's only because the closing line of "justice" reminds me of that video where the kid dresses like Batman and demands justice for dinner (but then gleefully eats scrambled eggs).

It amazes me that they somehow managed to find someone worse than Kenny fucking Mayne to do their commercials, but somehow Flo finds a way.
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« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2012, 07:15:43 AM »
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.

At least he's right.

Improved pizza..and by improved we mean we just added spices to the crust and made them smaller.

As for commercial I hated, those Best Buy Christmas commercials with the arrogant bitch who bought a lot of stuff and threw it in Santa's face. I so wanted Santa to push that bitch off the roof and take a dump on the shit she bought before tossing a wooden train on her corpse.

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« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2012, 07:17:26 AM »
All the Dominos commercials that have the CEO and workers admitting their food and service sucks.
I sort of like the cheesy bread one as unintentional comedy. I don't know why but when the main chef admits their cheesy bread sucked, the facial expression of the other chef that reads like someone took a dump on his shoe makes me giggle. And the way that the main chef totally undercuts him when he says "You can jump rope with our cheese!" by responding "Yeah or you could eat it!" I like to imagine main chef slapping junior chef in the back of the head and calling him a faggot whenever the camera stopped rolling.

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« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2012, 07:21:40 AM »
Those Best Buy ones were horrible.

Staying on Christmas, any commercial where they have some asshole buy a Lexis for their loved ones pissed me off. "Yeah, in this time of economic downturn, we don't care about you unless you are rich, and if you are rich then buy your husband/wife a car. Fuck everyone else!"

And I don't mind the Progressive ones. I kind of like Flo. And the ones with the 4G network, the only part I like is the "Oh,FACECAKE!" I want a damn facecake!
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« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2012, 07:38:19 AM »
The Lexis ones drive me insane because of the way they work that stupid jingle into them and the person looks so shocked. I wouldn't recognize the damn jingle if you played it for me.  I hate all diamond commercials too.
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« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2012, 07:53:24 AM »
The P-Diddy Ciroc commercial comes off as a little racist to me. With his light skinned black friends. They barely showed the dark black guy.

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« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2012, 02:42:06 PM »
Jennifer Lopez + Old Lady Pants + FIAT= Brutal.

During the Bengals-Titans game there had to be at least five commercials of the longer initial ones.

I'm pretty sure the Rodgers DDD commercial was edited because that dumb bitch flubbed her line and no one noticed-cared.

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« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2012, 02:43:38 PM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.
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« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2012, 03:02:09 PM »
Do they still play that commercial? I hated that too, as did my wife.
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« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2012, 03:06:17 PM »
As for commercial I hated, those Best Buy Christmas commercials with the arrogant bitch who bought a lot of stuff and threw it in Santa's face. I so wanted Santa to push that bitch off the roof and take a dump on the shit she bought before tossing a wooden train on her corpse.

All the commercials about or for Christmas were the worst things about Christmas this year. And I do not enjoy Christmas.

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« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2012, 03:15:32 PM »
Everyone that worked on that commercial that combined Black Friday with the song Friday need to be thrown in an extra large and hot oven.

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« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2012, 03:49:40 PM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

I'll co-sign that one.

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« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2012, 03:55:22 PM »
Then she's sitting there with that cute dog she got from a breeder.  She should adopt a god damned dog.

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« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2012, 03:59:33 PM »
I like the ones with Wendy Malick, because I'd still totally throw it in there

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« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2012, 04:08:42 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's how they came up with the title Hot in Cleveland.  That and the British broad from Fraiser loves a good chest steamer.
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« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2012, 04:19:43 PM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

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« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »
I hate those annoying Boston Pizza chicken wing commercials.  I keep hoping that food critic chokes to death on those fucking wings.

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« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2012, 04:51:11 PM »

That animal one stepped it up. Now it fucking names the animals and tells you what happened to them!

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« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2012, 10:49:16 PM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

That commercial is so bad. I was over my parents place and it came on. My mom, who loves animals, says, "No one wants you, why don't you die already." I couldn't tell if she meant the dogs or McLaughlin. Then she said, "Even the animals in this commercial hate it and hope they are put out of their misery."
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« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2012, 12:20:56 AM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

Yes I change the channel every time they come on.

I see two billboards every day on my drive home. One is a dog sleeping on a sidewalk and it says "Living on the streets can be a lonely place" and the other is a cute kitten that says "I want to know what love is too"
And every day I feel like it's an assault on me and I'm just like "I have 3 dogs! 2 are strays and 1 is from the pound! I'm doing my part!"
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« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2012, 03:14:12 AM »
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the super depressing sad animals while Sarah McLaughlin plays commercials.  Not as annoying as others mentioned, but I don't want that depressing stuff coming on unannounced.

That commercial is so bad. I was over my parents place and it came on. My mom, who loves animals, says, "No one wants you, why don't you die already." I couldn't tell if she meant the dogs or McLaughlin. Then she said, "Even the animals in this commercial hate it and hope they are put out of their misery."

Your mom is pretty funny.

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« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2012, 03:58:37 AM »

If you want them to have good homes, stop asking us to pay 175 dollars for them!
I'd adopt a dog but son of a bitch, I can't afford too, stop guilting me!

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« Reply #48 on: January 05, 2012, 06:40:07 AM »
The best part is that they run on Comedy Central ad nauseum. I'll be watching a South Park re-run, wildly enjoying the antics of Animated God Amongst Men Randy Marsh, and then voila: instant depression.

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« Reply #49 on: January 05, 2012, 07:35:21 AM »

If you want them to have good homes, stop asking us to pay 175 dollars for them!
I'd adopt a dog but son of a bitch, I can't afford too, stop guilting me!

That $175 is a pittance compared to what the maintenance costs are.  I have two dogs.  Trust me on that one.  You'll spend more than that per month just to keep them happy and healthy.