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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #200 on: September 29, 2013, 01:52:46 PM »
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #201 on: September 29, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.

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« Reply #202 on: September 30, 2013, 05:31:41 AM »
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.

And it's not like they both can't afford to buy everything on the menu several times over.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #203 on: September 30, 2013, 05:52:42 AM »

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« Reply #204 on: September 30, 2013, 11:39:38 AM »


Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.

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« Reply #205 on: September 30, 2013, 02:41:14 PM »


Maybe the most manipulative thing I've ever seen.

The only other one which even came close? There was a commercial in the early aughts for GM and OnStar. A parade of kids saying "Would you drive a car without OnStar? What if somethng happened? You don't want me to be set at ease?" Holy cow, was it shameless.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #206 on: October 04, 2013, 02:55:33 PM »
These McDonalds ads with Flacco and Kaepernick are kinda terrible because Flacco's delivery of his lines is really fucking weird to me.

I also don't get the point of competing  for something that's already yours.

YES, thank you. Bothered me for years, going back to the Bird-Jordan version. Not to mention the fact they just did the same concept with LeBron and Dwight Howard a few years ago.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #207 on: October 07, 2013, 12:12:35 PM »



I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #208 on: October 07, 2013, 12:30:38 PM »


Oh, fuck this FLOASTED campaign right in the ass.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #209 on: October 07, 2013, 12:31:31 PM »

I just saw this during a commercial break on Raw and now I want to blow my fucking head off.

SWEET JESUS!  I'm glad my area isn't showing this one.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #210 on: October 07, 2013, 01:31:06 PM »
It's a radio spot, so I don't have it. But it's a Wendy's ad where a the lady's kid scores a goal and the Wendy's bitch suggests they celebrate with dinner. The mother's response is "well, I could cook something... I guess." Really hesitant and shit. The final solution is that they go to Wendy's for a great deal blah blah.

I remember being instantly annoyed. Wow, you dizzy cunt. Is the thought of making your child a home cooked meal that much of a problem?

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #211 on: October 12, 2013, 03:28:23 PM »
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #212 on: October 13, 2013, 01:44:50 PM »
Finallyfast, stopsign, mycleanpc...whatever it's called, I want it off my fucking TV screen.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #213 on: November 21, 2013, 04:11:07 PM »
I've seen this fucking thing a few times now.


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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #214 on: November 22, 2013, 12:22:36 AM »
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?

Hahaha. No one uses phones to make calls anymore. They're little computers to check Facebook and text with. I bet you still have a rotary phone landline.
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« Reply #215 on: January 06, 2014, 02:42:28 AM »


I tell myself that the guy was raping the daughter when dad came home.

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« Reply #216 on: January 12, 2014, 09:49:15 AM »


This man needs serious counseling or at least a shit-ton of burn cream after he molests his burger.

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« Reply #217 on: January 12, 2014, 01:52:42 PM »
Am I the only one tired of the Nissan commercial where the Rogue jumps on a train? It plays constantly and just doesn't stop. And (like most car commercials) how the fuck does this sell the car or make me want to buy it?
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #218 on: January 12, 2014, 02:10:13 PM »
Come on, who doesn't want a magic car that takes public transportation?
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« Reply #219 on: January 12, 2014, 02:23:19 PM »
I despise every commercial about online auction sites that use the bid buying system. Especially any with "actual customers" showing off their winnings.
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« Reply #220 on: January 12, 2014, 03:10:10 PM »
I despise every commercial about online auction sites that use the bid buying system. Especially any with "actual customers" showing off their winnings.

I don't see how anyone can really clean up on those things. Ok, you bought an iPad for $30. But how much more in purchasing the bids themselves. Unless you win the actual actions and are just bidding to lose; you're actually just throwing money away for nothing.

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« Reply #221 on: February 01, 2014, 10:40:15 AM »
I hate the AT&T DigitalLife automation/security commercial with the kids leaving every possible light and television on, the water running, doors unlocked and security system not armed. It would never ever happen.
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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #222 on: February 03, 2014, 03:30:12 PM »
I think you're just against the idea of a black man owning a home.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #223 on: February 05, 2014, 09:47:42 PM »
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!

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« Reply #224 on: February 06, 2014, 12:29:12 PM »


I have that phrase from that shrill, obnoxious voice imprinted into my brain

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« Reply #225 on: February 09, 2014, 10:18:08 AM »
Whoever came up with this new KFC campaign... Awful
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« Reply #226 on: February 09, 2014, 12:44:52 PM »
The Dish Network Hopper adds can go fuck right off, especially the newest one with the whole family yelling.
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« Reply #227 on: February 10, 2014, 08:29:14 AM »
So creepy.
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« Reply #228 on: February 10, 2014, 09:34:01 AM »
So creepy.


Fuck yes. This new campaign is awful. They're selling the stuff to men. What the hell guy is getting drawn in by these ads.

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« Reply #229 on: February 10, 2014, 09:47:31 AM »




Another one that makes me race for a channel change.

Blasphemy.

It stays in my head and puts me in a bad mood after

What's more glaring to me is the necessity of such a firm. If I may, successful sues are now so commonplace that not only can a business who offers such a service be profitable, but have enough clientele to be able to afford a national ad campaign on TV?

Edit: Didn't mean to be on a high horse, nor to downplay how awful that commercial is.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #230 on: February 10, 2014, 10:03:51 AM »
Those Old Spice commercials should be in the other thread.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #231 on: February 10, 2014, 11:05:38 AM »
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!

I actually like this one. A lot.

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« Reply #232 on: February 10, 2014, 11:47:10 AM »
Oh it'ssssss such a perfect daaaaaaayyyyy!

I actually like this one. A lot.
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« Reply #233 on: February 15, 2014, 03:14:43 AM »


Every year or so this piece of shit pops back up.

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« Reply #234 on: February 15, 2014, 04:49:23 AM »


Why the fuck is Bill Cowher in my house?
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« Reply #235 on: February 21, 2014, 06:50:54 AM »
Whoever came up with this new KFC campaign... Awful

There's a new one with a dude going off about how happy he is that they have pot pies. "I didn't know KFC had pot pies. I didn't know anyone had pot pies!" I really want to punch him.
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« Reply #236 on: February 21, 2014, 08:50:43 AM »
Agreed. Say the words pot pie over and over again do not encourage me to get a pot pie.

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« Reply #237 on: February 22, 2014, 08:45:02 AM »
Maybe his had actual pot in it.

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Re: Commercials we hate
« Reply #238 on: February 23, 2014, 10:33:30 AM »


Fuck. Off.

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« Reply #239 on: March 01, 2014, 12:27:54 PM »
I see these two at least 25 times per hour





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« Reply #240 on: March 05, 2014, 01:02:51 AM »
What's the rating scale for historically awful commercials? I suggest a scale ranging from "Saved by Zero" to "Five Dollar Footlong."

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« Reply #241 on: March 05, 2014, 07:05:53 PM »

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« Reply #242 on: April 18, 2014, 01:32:56 PM »


...I get the impression that they wanted Wes Anderson to shoot these commercials, but he was busy and got a fanboy to do it.

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« Reply #243 on: April 18, 2014, 02:50:01 PM »
I usually don't let commercials get to me but one has been bugging me for the past few weeks. It's an anti-smoking PSA using a needy friend as a metaphor for cigarettes. The girl is so goddamned annoying!

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« Reply #244 on: April 18, 2014, 06:08:24 PM »
I hate that commercial. There's a bunch of anti-smoking PSA's that have been running lately that are pretty annoying but that one is the worst probably.

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« Reply #245 on: April 19, 2014, 04:05:31 PM »
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« Reply #246 on: April 19, 2014, 04:35:20 PM »


I love to hate this one though. So bad it's good.

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« Reply #247 on: April 19, 2014, 04:40:09 PM »
I can't tell if I like or hate the one where the old bitches are singing about Old Spice getting their boys laid.

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« Reply #248 on: April 20, 2014, 07:12:04 AM »
Old Spice commercials are fine.

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« Reply #249 on: April 20, 2014, 09:35:54 PM »
That "I sent you like, A HUNDRED TEXTS" ad is starting to annoy me.  WHY NOT JUST DIAL HIS FUCKING NUMBER AND ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM YOU CUNT!?

This is apparently a real world problem for some.  If my fiance needs to ask her Mother something,  she'll send a text and sit there and wait. She will then proceed to become extremely annoyed if her Mom doesnt respond fast enough,  and text her again. If I ask "why don't you just call her", I get an "UGH!" and a dirty look.