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Offline MFer

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #950 on: October 09, 2012, 04:22:26 AM »
Some people say the sentence wasn't enough, that the victims are being victimized all over again. Ehh...I'm not even going to try and assume how each victim feels about the sentence. At the same time though, another 10-15 years tacked on would've been nice just to make sure his chances of dying in prison go from 99% to virtually 100% (unless he's gunning for some Guinness world record or something). Legally, I guess I can see why hundreds and hundreds of years may not have been practical.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #951 on: October 09, 2012, 04:34:31 AM »
The sentence is fine.  He won't survive it.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #952 on: October 09, 2012, 04:43:07 AM »
Last night ESPN played the audio of Sandusky saying he did nothing wrong and that his wife was the only person he's had sex with. This man is just sickening. The guards should "accidentally" bring him to gen pop and let the inmates have their way with him.
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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #953 on: October 09, 2012, 04:51:43 AM »
Marge, this is the God's truth: I burned the mural, but I did not burn Skinner's car.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #954 on: October 09, 2012, 06:43:05 AM »
I like this tweet from a local sports writer:

You know what I like about Sandusky's sentence? He'll be tortured by the hope if he can make it to 98 he might get out. And then he won't.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #955 on: October 16, 2012, 02:47:47 AM »
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They Can Never Take Away My Memories

By Jerry Sandusky
October 11, 2012 |
Sitting here in Camp Hill state penitentiary just outside of Harrisburg, PA, I begin a new chapter of my life, one in which I am completely cut off from the outside world, with virtually all my personal freedoms stripped away. Well, I may have lost my career, the support of my friends and family, and my worldly possessions, but there is one important thing I will have for the rest of my life: all my happy memories of molesting defenseless little boys over the past 35 years.

Those wonderful thoughts and recollections—and there are thousands of them—can never be taken away from me. Not by you, the Penn State Board of Trustees, the jurors who found me guilty, or the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections. Those fond remembrances are all mine.

This may be hard for you to hear, but in my mind, I am a free man: Free to think about the countless number of boys whose lives I destroyed for my own sick pleasure. Free to think—while working a mundane prison job or just sitting silently as each day passes—about the very first time I made a little boy touch my penis and the happiness that brought me. For example, I’m writing this in a prison cell, but that doesn’t prevent my mind from drifting off, magically, to Penn State circa 2006. And instead of sitting behind bars, I’m once again at my youth football camp, playfully sucking off little boys in the shower without a care in the world.

Can a prison guard order me to stop thinking about that? He can try, but it won’t work. It’s impossible.

It’s true I no longer have the privileges you do. I can’t go to restaurants or drive my car. I can’t even go down to the corner store to buy a newspaper. I am, however, in complete control of when I choose to think about all those times I engaged in deviant sexual intercourse with a minor. And those memories of forcing children to pleasure me sexually make me very, very happy. Very happy. What I’m saying, essentially, is that even though I’m locked away for good, I have the ability to make myself happy anytime I want for the rest of my life, and there’s nothing any of you can do about it.

The truth of the matter is, folks, I can happily masturbate to these memories until the day I die. Happily, and without punishment. In fact, I intend to masturbate tonight, in prison, while thinking about what I did to more than 100 different children. And I intend to do so furiously and remorselessly, with a big ol’ grin on my face!

From here on out, when you think about me, Jerry Sandusky, know that I’m not actually suffering. It’s true. I take comfort knowing that, quite frankly, all isn’t lost. Sure, I can’t eat or sleep on my own schedule, but my brain is a bountiful treasure trove filled with tender reminiscences of fondling multitudes of little boys. And I’m the only one who holds the key to that big, beautiful treasure chest. No handcuffs or prison bars can prevent me from opening it up anytime I choose and rooting around inside for a choice sexual memory to enjoy.

When I was in the courtroom for sentencing, all I was thinking about was the time I anally penetrated a child in his camp dorm room. Could anyone know that’s what was on my mind? No. Could anyone tell me not to think that? No. Did it comfort me in a trying time? Heck, you bet it did.

Now, there will be times during my life sentence when I’ll think about how I’m eventually going to die behind bars. And I’m sure I’ll be treated poorly by the guards and receive numerous ruthless beatings from my fellow inmates. But even in those painful moments when someone is slamming a dumbbell into my face, I will feel no amount of hurt inside, because the memory of every single boy whose asshole I fingered will provide me with comfort.

In fact, when I’m getting raped in the shower, it will simply take me back to all those happy days when I raped kids in the shower. I tell you, the mind is such a powerful thing.

This is probably very upsetting to all of you, but it’s the honest truth. So just be aware that I’ll be constantly thinking about the boys I molested, and those thoughts will fill me with pleasure. It’s what’s going to happen, and nobody, certainly not the law, can stop me.

I am a monster.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #956 on: October 16, 2012, 03:14:01 AM »
Can't wait to see that on Literally Unbelievable.
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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #957 on: December 10, 2012, 01:30:52 AM »


"The Framing of Joe Paterno"

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I can't believe a guy can be that big, and jump around like he does what a great athlete!

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #959 on: March 25, 2013, 01:36:12 AM »
The fine folks at NBC are helping Coach Sandusky do a little victim-smearing today.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #961 on: May 29, 2013, 09:49:07 AM »
I will lose all respect for Bob Costas as a journalist if he doesn't take this opportunity to strangle the rest of the Paterno family and their lawyers to death

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #962 on: May 30, 2013, 01:41:46 AM »
If this new gal doesn't work out at Rutgers, maybe Sandusky could be their AD on Huber.

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Re: Penn State Football Scandal
« Reply #963 on: May 30, 2013, 06:59:55 AM »
It's infuriating. I can understand the state suing the NCAA because that's a huge chunk of money and the NCAA is just as culpable in this garbage culture. But the only stake the Paterno family has is the career wins total of their mythical dead father. They're suing over football wins.