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Saturday Night Live
« on: January 09, 2013, 06:48:22 AM »
MOD EDIT - 2009-2012 discussion: http://www.therealtsm.com/index.php?topic=1549.0




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Justin Bieber will be the next musician to do double duty as host as well as the featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

A spokesperson for NBC, which broadcasts the longrunning sketch show, confirmed on Wednesday that Bieber will indeed take the SNL spotlight on Feb. 9.

Earlier this week, the Stratford, Ont. singer posted a teasing Twitter update hinting at the gig. "Maybe I'm hosting and performing on SNL...maybe," he wrote on Monday.

The singer last appeared on the show in 2010, when he performed his song U Smile and serenaded SNL alum Tina Fey in a sketch.

Credit to him if we have a Justin Timberlake moment, but I have the feeling it's going to be a very polarizing show.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 06:50:28 AM »
There's no way a hardcore drug addict like Justin Bieber is gonna get through a live broadcast

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 03:37:07 PM »
Way too much Bobby Moynihan tonight. He's in every sketch and contributes nothing (Unless you love wannabe gangster characters).

Jennifer Lawrence looks fine though.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 03:56:54 PM »
Well I love Anthony Crespino so good enough for me.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
Pretty bad show. The short film was awful.  Fred is embarrassingly bad now.  I did like the Dog Chef and Civil War sketches.  Lawrence looked great but she was saying her lines too fast so her timing was all off

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 06:43:17 PM »
What was with the fuck ups tonight on prerecorded shit? The announcer said 8 when the screen said Hobbit 10 and then they had where the video would pause and they'd still have the live crowd just sitting there wondering what the fuck was going on.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2013, 03:13:57 AM »
Way too much Bobby Moynihan tonight. He's in every sketch and contributes nothing (Unless you love wannabe gangster characters).

Jennifer Lawrence looks fine though.

You're crazy. Anthony Crispino and Drunk Uncle are pretty much the best characters on Weekend Update.

Also, Moynihan as the fat dwarf from the Hobbit... amazing.
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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2013, 10:03:22 PM »
Something I didn't know till today was that Bob Odenkirk did some freelance writing for the show during the historically awful 94-95 season.  Along with Smigel, Andy Breckman(he wrote Japanese Gameshow sketch that season and would later on create the show Monk) and Jack Handey!  Don't know if any of Bob's stuff made air but it would be interesting to find out.  Handey also.  This was in the infamous NY mag article in 95 that declared the show dead

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 05:16:11 AM »
94/95, along with the 84/85 season, seems to have been a "great on paper, but terrible in practice" idea.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 11:25:33 AM »
Something I didn't know till today was that Bob Odenkirk did some freelance writing for the show during the historically awful 94-95 season. 

Yep, and he apparently hated the experience. One reason why David Cross has said he would never host SNL.

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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 12:24:37 PM »
Something I didn't know till today was that Bob Odenkirk did some freelance writing for the show during the historically awful 94-95 season. 

Yep, and he apparently hated the experience. One reason why David Cross has said he would never host SNL.

That and he's likely never been asked.

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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 02:58:04 PM »
Something I didn't know till today was that Bob Odenkirk did some freelance writing for the show during the historically awful 94-95 season. 

Yep, and he apparently hated the experience. One reason why David Cross has said he would never host SNL.

That and he's likely never been asked.

He's also said that he's never found the show that funny to begin with.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 03:01:41 PM »
Something I didn't know till today was that Bob Odenkirk did some freelance writing for the show during the historically awful 94-95 season. 

Yep, and he apparently hated the experience. One reason why David Cross has said he would never host SNL.

That and he's likely never been asked.

He's also said that he's never found the show that funny to begin with.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 03:03:45 PM »
Hey, Mr. Show could be pretty great.

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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 03:45:26 PM »
While SNL can be pretty awful, Cross has a reputation for being a huge asshole.

"go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse"

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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 04:16:26 PM »
Hey, Mr. Show could be pretty great.

Mr. Show is great and Kamala is just referencing how Cross has become this Mr. Show character.



This character is David Cross whenever he isn't on Mr. Show/Arrested Development/Other shows and is being interviewed or doing his stand-up or being David Cross.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM »
I believe Cross' actual quote was: “SNL is like the US Post Office. It’s big and clunky, but occasionally it delivers.”

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 07:48:16 AM »
94/95, along with the 84/85 season, seems to have been a "great on paper, but terrible in practice" idea.

While they did push Crystal too hard, I think 84-85 was pretty good.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2013, 03:17:52 PM »
The fireman sketch just destroyed me

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2013, 03:26:26 PM »
That Ray Lewis part on Weekend Update was amazing. Ending with him ascending into heaven was tremendous.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2013, 03:41:45 PM »
During the Catfish sketch you can see the cue cards in the windows.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2013, 03:42:41 PM »
Levine did better than I thought he would, which will contrast nicely with the Bieber abomination on tap.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2013, 03:58:07 PM »
Great episode. Digital short, fireman, band fight were all good.
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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2013, 03:59:19 PM »
Macho Man Joe Biden!
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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2013, 08:23:03 AM »
Macho Man Joe Biden!

That was so awesome.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2013, 07:09:41 AM »
Christoph Waltz hosts February 16

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2013, 04:51:17 AM »
It's Cecily's birthday today so let's all celebrate.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2013, 12:10:17 AM »
Does anyone know why older episodes on Hulu + are butchered down to like 30-40 minutes?  I was going to do the free trial to watch the 86-90 seasons, but none of them are complete

Is Netflix the same way?

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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2013, 01:42:40 AM »
Yep. Music rights are expensive as fuck. That's why they haven't released any of the seasons after the first five on DVD either. They'd have to sell an insane amount of copies to justify the costs.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2013, 10:35:21 AM »
Tonight has cringe worthy written all over it.

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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2013, 02:36:59 PM »
I thought Jason Sudeikis had left.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2013, 02:48:09 PM »
Is this Californians bit based on something I don't watch? This is pretty awful. Funny cold opening though

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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2013, 03:10:36 PM »
Did that cast member Bobby just out dance Bieber?  And yeah, that Californians sketch just feels like a time filler.

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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2013, 03:11:42 PM »
First sketch of the night usually doesn't get the time filler treatment does it?

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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2013, 03:50:08 PM »
I liked the cold open, the decoy sketch and Taran was great in The "Glice" sketch.

Not a completely awful show

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2013, 03:57:31 PM »
Bieber is awful.


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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2013, 11:47:44 PM »
I didn't think he did that bad. He made fun of himself, had a few good skits and didn't seem to be reading off the cue cards as much as Adam Levine was.
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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2013, 12:40:55 AM »
I threw in the towel after the Cyrus bit.

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« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2013, 03:13:33 AM »
Was way better than I thought it would be.

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« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2013, 04:01:37 AM »
Seth's Honey Boo Boo joke killed it.

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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2013, 04:04:08 AM »
Seth's Honey Boo Boo joke killed it.

Agreed. Best laugh of the episode.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2013, 04:08:00 AM »
Really close between that and "Ray Lewis knows who killed those people because it was him".

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2013, 02:46:58 PM »
Love this sketch with people realizing what complete failures they are.

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« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2013, 02:55:53 PM »
Love this sketch with people realizing what complete failures they are.
I'm amazed it didn't hit close to home for you.

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« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2013, 03:01:31 PM »
Djesus Uncrossed was fucking hilarious.

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« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »
"Like a less violent "Passion of the Christ"

"I never knew how much Jesus used the n word"

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« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2013, 03:10:31 PM »
Love this sketch with people realizing what complete failures they are.
I'm amazed it didn't hit close to home for you.

You obviously know nothing about me. Congrats on projecting how you really feel about yourself.

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Re: Saturday Night Live
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
I'd watch the shit out of Mohawk and Bangs

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« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2013, 03:32:26 PM »
Man, that singer for the Alabama Shakes.

http://t.co/6UrdyKwa

Djesus Uncrossed was pretty phenomenal.
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